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Politics / Re: Tinubu: Time For Politicking Is Over — We Must Begin The Healing Process by Ekaka1(m): 6:40pm On Mar 21, 2023
TheRareGem1:



https://www.thecable.ng/tinubu-time-for-politicking-is-over-we-must-begin-the-healing-process/amp
This one just dey try to impose himself on people anyhow...abeg wait small make the shock clear people eyes first cheesy grin
Religion / Re: I Will Die Soon, My Time Is Near --- Odumeje by Ekaka1(m): 6:31pm On Mar 21, 2023
dapsoneh:
The man of war, wonder what happened to him
He he been off social media limelight for quite some time now
Soludo's boys openly attacked him, manhandled him like a common criminal and tore down part of his church...those kinds of things can be very humiliating...especially when the man in question calls himself "liquid metal" and all kinds of abracadabra names grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bournemouth Vs Liverpool (1 - 0) On 11th March 2023 by Ekaka1(m): 3:24pm On Mar 11, 2023
At best Liverpool may even have exhausted all their goals last week

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bournemouth Vs Liverpool (1 - 0) On 11th March 2023 by Ekaka1(m): 3:23pm On Mar 11, 2023
All these small teams no dey learn...Liverpool fit pull draw at last minute sef
Romance / Re: What Are Your Sexual Fantasies? by Ekaka1(m): 1:25pm On Mar 10, 2023
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



My all-time sexual fantasy;
Shagging a widow on top of her husband's grave a night after his interment.

This is just for the thrill of knowing her husband is watching but can't do a thing about it.
Sadly, the closest I've gotten to this is shagging a widow at her husband's service of songs.
Madman...NwaAmaikpe is back...no...yes? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Real Betis : Europa League (4 - 1) On 9th March 2023 by Ekaka1(m): 1:03pm On Mar 10, 2023
Poor betis...Manu just use una calm their fans down till their next EPL game grin
Politics / Re: MIT Confirms Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour's Certificate by Ekaka1(m): 12:36pm On Mar 10, 2023
helinues:
Awada keri keri

Why now?

undecided
Abi o...awada Ka awada cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Borussia Dortmund UCL (2 - 0) On 7th March 2023 by Ekaka1(m): 9:58pm On Mar 07, 2023
Mod oya do the needful now so we can encourage our fans wey no wan watch live cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Borussia Dortmund UCL (2 - 0) On 7th March 2023 by Ekaka1(m): 9:56pm On Mar 07, 2023
1-0
We don score....Raheem

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Titans (BBTitans) 2023: Live Updates Thread by Ekaka1(m): 9:54pm On Mar 07, 2023
JUDGEJUDITH:
God bless whoever brought this guy into my life🤗This Man is everything to the body and soul🥰Handsome, Funny, industrious, Intelligent, Kind, Strong, Talented, Honest I can go on and on!
A man not ashamed to show his emotions Awwww What a Man🤩
I can't wait to have u in my arms after the show my baby😘
Na wao...children of nowadays...una dey use photo dey mastu.rbate sef? cheesy
Politics / Re: Lagos Government Releases Impounded Vehicles To Their Owners by Ekaka1(m): 9:13pm On Mar 07, 2023
Parting gift...yes? cheesy wink

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (7 - 0) On 5th March 2023 by Ekaka1(m): 7:26pm On Mar 05, 2023
Oh well.. further pumelling by a rampaging Liverpool side...interesting match. I feel very jealous...but happy for Liverpool.
My Chelsea boys and that potty , potty coach should record this match and watch it end of season to learn passion, focus precision and team work. I hope we are not relegated this season sef....yeye people cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (7 - 0) On 5th March 2023 by Ekaka1(m): 7:18pm On Mar 05, 2023
8-0 loading?? cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (7 - 0) On 5th March 2023 by Ekaka1(m): 7:18pm On Mar 05, 2023
Manu should score at least 1 goal na to rewrite the history of perfect 7-0 small grin smiley

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (7 - 0) On 5th March 2023 by Ekaka1(m): 7:15pm On Mar 05, 2023
7-0

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (7 - 0) On 5th March 2023 by Ekaka1(m): 7:14pm On Mar 05, 2023
t this stage the guys who left the stadium when it was 4-0 and while on the tube will hear cheers , take a look at their phones and just say "thank God We left " cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (7 - 0) On 5th March 2023 by Ekaka1(m): 7:09pm On Mar 05, 2023
E come be like say nah 11 Liverpool players vs 9 United players...waved and waves of attack from Liverpool
6-0

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (7 - 0) On 5th March 2023 by Ekaka1(m): 7:04pm On Mar 05, 2023
It's 5-0 mod
Why you dey whine me niiiiio...ooooohhh..oohhhhh...warise grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (7 - 0) On 5th March 2023 by Ekaka1(m): 6:53pm On Mar 05, 2023
Ewooooooo...Salah..see shot shocked shocked
4-0
Sports / Re: Asisat Oshoala Scores As Barcelona Beats Villarreal 5-0. by Ekaka1(m): 6:47pm On Mar 05, 2023
Girl on fire wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (7 - 0) On 5th March 2023 by Ekaka1(m): 6:44pm On Mar 05, 2023
Alisson is customer dada...disaster waiting to happen like in champions league ..there's no way Rashford or Anthony won't score against him tonight... cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (7 - 0) On 5th March 2023 by Ekaka1(m): 6:40pm On Mar 05, 2023
Gakpo on rampage...nacking United Akpako grin

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Politics / Re: NNPP Joins PDP, LP, To Demand Outright Cancellation Of Election Result by Ekaka1(m): 12:02am On Mar 01, 2023
ProphetM0hammad:
NNPP, LP and PDP are same party
It's still pdp
Sore losers

If they do the election 1000 times, the order of the outcome will not change
That's only one probability, there are several other outcomes mathematically and legally based on technicalities...and certainly this election will keep the lawyers for each of these candidates busy...so make you rest first oga cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid: UCL (2 - 5) On 21st February 2023 by Ekaka1(m): 10:30pm On Feb 21, 2023
Odi 5 oooo grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid: UCL (2 - 5) On 21st February 2023 by Ekaka1(m): 10:17pm On Feb 21, 2023
Odi 4 oooo grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid: UCL (2 - 5) On 21st February 2023 by Ekaka1(m): 10:09pm On Feb 21, 2023
Liv3 vs Mad 3
Politics / Re: Pictures As Kwankwaso Campaigns In Funtua, Katsina State by Ekaka1(m): 4:26am On Feb 21, 2023
Vischy:
Kwakwanso is true definition of local champion if not when will he campaign in southern nigeria just like Obi has done in the north??

You have to understand that the kwakwanso politics in this election is more strategic than even what the other legacy parties are playing:
1. He is there as a spoiler
2. He will become a "very important and available force" for the negotiations and political horse trading in the days ahead when these elections goes into a run-off( and it will unless God wills something different for Nigeria)
3. He will use the opportunity to strengthen his structure by negotiating with any party that favors him for his candidates to be elected into very key position in all tiers of government .
4. He is looking at building his structure to organically become a force to be reckoned with in the next 8 years...
Bottom line....this man will not step down for anybody he will go the whole journey....again he knows what he's doing. He knows he can't win an election now but he will make sure there are no "Kardashians" going to one political party in these elections...he will split the North west and some part of north East...most abokis in the south will throw in something for him but it won't be enough...his job would have been done once Atiku , Tinubu or Obi don't have the North west in control

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Titans (BBTitans) 2023: Live Updates Thread by Ekaka1(m): 10:16pm On Feb 11, 2023
Beorn:
I don't understand why this dj is playing only Naija songs, what happened to mixing it up? Not fair at all.
Una too dey complain...make una rest abeg cheesy
One DJ came once and played more of SA songs in the early week...una roast am like TINUBU agbado cheesy
Another come play some SA songs with more of what he knows you say ..why grin
Ok, this na baba, son and ketekete story loading ....
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Titans (BBTitans) 2023: Live Updates Thread by Ekaka1(m): 10:02pm On Feb 11, 2023
Giel:
A lot of the ladies in this house have thigh tattoos
Nana, blue Aiva, now Jenni O.
I think even Olivia has but I'm not sure.
Them dey do hookup ( new name for ashawowo for naija) cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 11th February 2023 by Ekaka1(m): 3:15pm On Feb 11, 2023
MightySparrow:

POTTERRR4RRRRRROOOOOUUUUTTTTTUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
While I don't hold brief for his woeful performance...the goal that Hammers scored out of nothing was a very silly defensive error our boys shouldn't be making at this level
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Titans (BBTitans) 2023: Live Updates Thread by Ekaka1(m): 12:46am On Jan 30, 2023
Mrbllymer:
This girl is a manipulator, she told everyone that Yemi break up with her but she doesn't want to be be nominated. Nelisa don succeed in breaking Yemi hard guy I give up
I think we are giving khosi unnecessary credit in this game of the triangle. Yemi don push am to where she go soon cast herself. She and her Southey brothers go quarrel and dem go tell Yemi all the nonsense she don dey talk wink

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Titans (BBTitans) 2023: Live Updates Thread by Ekaka1(m): 12:44am On Jan 30, 2023
Yemi don dey wash khosi...Yemi na bad guy grin cheesy
Khosi must break...now she's confused...Yemi na demon ....Khosi is crying and laughing ..SE go soon tell am who the Southies be wey dey tell am all these...
Yemi, Yemi, Yemi.... grin grin
FIGHT DON FINISH....YEMI SHOULD BANG TONIGHT ABD REST.....SEE KHOSI DEY LAUGH

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