Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,153,224 members, 7,818,767 topics. Date: Monday, 06 May 2024 at 01:28 AM

Ekakamba's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Ekakamba's Profile / Ekakamba's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (15) (16) (of 136 pages)

Sports / Re: The Champions League Ball Through The Years by Ekakamba: 2:57pm On Dec 13, 2021
ff
Sports / Re: The Champions League Ball Through The Years by Ekakamba: 2:57pm On Dec 13, 2021
grin
Sports / Re: The Champions League Ball Through The Years by Ekakamba: 2:56pm On Dec 13, 2021
cool

Sports / Re: The Champions League Ball Through The Years by Ekakamba: 2:56pm On Dec 13, 2021
grin
Sports / The Champions League Ball Through The Years by Ekakamba: 2:56pm On Dec 13, 2021
Adidas has unveiled the official match ball for the knockout phase of the 2021/22 UEFA Champions League, with the design inspired by the summer 'white nights' in the final venue, Saint Petersburg. Check out the new design and all the other balls going back to 2002.

Which year's ball is your favorite?

https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/video/0270-13f265e59a81-b07facbe8063-1000--the-champions-league-ball-through-the-years/?jwsource=cl
Health / Re: My Brother's Fiancee Sent This Text To Him This Evening by Ekakamba: 10:18am On Dec 13, 2021




Your brother ain't bothered. Why are you?

Besides, your brother/your reply makes it look as if you were the giver. grin tongue

3 Likes 1 Share

Education / Re: Boy Who Gave A Moving Campaign Speech Loses Election by Ekakamba: 3:30pm On Dec 08, 2021
lipsrsealed
Education / Boy Who Gave A Moving Campaign Speech Loses Election by Ekakamba: 3:29pm On Dec 08, 2021



Boy who gave a moving campaign speech loses election to a more sociable student.

Previous thread:

Crime / Re: NCoS Arrests 21 Escapees From Jos Prisons – Official by Ekakamba: 2:57pm On Dec 07, 2021
cool
Nairaland / General / Re: How Can I Get Rid Of Scorpions Totally From My Apartment? by Ekakamba: 12:19pm On Dec 06, 2021
rosebase:
I have seen 3 diferent scorpions in my apartment in d last 4weeks, a very tiny ones though. After blocking all d holes some days go I still saw one this night. What's d wat out pls

Mama scorpion grin tongue

Check your doors and windows, make sure there is no gap between the door and frames.

Spaces between your wall and ceiling? Seal 'em.

Sweep (thorough) your apartment every day, the nooks and crannies too.

Fumigate your apartment plus inside ceiling join. All the best MS.

2 Likes 2 Shares

Education / Re: 12-Year-Old Dowen College Student Beaten To Death By Cultist Schoolmates (Photo) by Ekakamba: 11:31am On Dec 01, 2021
Gosh! cry
Business / Re: Folorunso Alakija Stopped Wearing Jewelry Following God's Direction by Ekakamba: 3:21pm On Nov 30, 2021
cool
Travel / Re: Passengers Stranded At Rigasa Train Station Kaduna As Booking App Stops Working by Ekakamba: 4:37pm On Nov 29, 2021
undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Burnley-Tottenham Hotspur Match Postponed Due To Heavy Snow At Turf Moor by Ekakamba: 2:33pm On Nov 28, 2021
cool
Celebrities / Re: P-Square Is Back! Sets Concert Date For 18th Of December (Photo) by Ekakamba: 8:25pm On Nov 26, 2021
Where dem be go?


Dem no fit blow more than before. grin tongue

10 Likes 1 Share

Sports / Re: Arsene Wenger: Mikel Arteta Wants Ex-arsenal Boss To Return To Club by Ekakamba: 4:12pm On Nov 25, 2021
Arteta, however, added that he "cannot tell" what role Wenger would take up at the club.

And you want him back yeah? undecided

4 Likes

Family / Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Ekakamba: 4:05pm On Nov 25, 2021




Me: yaro ya dai?

Child: lafiya lau malam.

Me: mai ka chi yau?

Child: banchi komai ba, baba da mama ne kawai sun chi gindi.

Me:
[img]https://c./hkNyMnCRLsYAAAAC/scared-shocked.gif[/img]

grin tongue

60 Likes 2 Shares

Politics / Re: Fuel Subsidy Removal: I Am Not Understanding by Ekakamba: 10:11am On Nov 25, 2021
Politics / Fuel Subsidy Removal: I Am Not Understanding by Ekakamba: 10:11am On Nov 25, 2021
The annual subsidy is One Trillion, Eight Hundred Billion Naira (NGN 1,800,000,000,000.00) only yeah?

Take away the subsidy and introduce Five Thousand Naira (NGN 5,000.00) per person, per month for Forty Million (40,000,000) persons (the so-called poorest of the poor... lol) i.e NGN 5,000.00 * 1 month * 40,000,000 persons = NGN 200,000,000,000.00 only multiply by 12 months; It will amount to Two Trillion, Four Hundred Billion Naira (NGN 2,400,000,000,000.00) only.

So the FG will spend at least Six Hundred Billion Naira only (NGN 600,000,000,000.00) to remove subsidy? Not forgetting that the price of PMS will increase by 100%, so transport fare will definitely increase too.

If we are initiating new policies/strategies, do we initiate them to make the system/country better or worse?

Please, help make clarifications; maybe I ain't seeing the bigger picture.

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FG Job: How My Name Was Replaced With Someone Who Lobbied & Paid Paid ₦7 Million by Ekakamba: 3:21pm On Nov 24, 2021
blinkz4real:
I have a similar experience! It happened that in 2012 Nimasa advert came out for Nigerian seafarers prog. Which I was selected out of thousands that wrote the test in stadium in Lagos, infact I scored 96 over 100.
Selected candidates were called 4 interview and I was among the final 100Nigerian selected to travel to Malaysia for 1yr training as a professional seafarer with huge allowances by FG then come back n work 4 the govt.
We were kept in a 5star hotel for more than 2weeks in Apapa making arrangement such as medicals and int'l passport all done by Nimasa enjoying myself n telling myself I don finally make am 4 life.
We were then asked to go home and start making arrangement in less than 1week cos our admission letter was already on ground to the school NMIT Malaysia. Omo guys till today since 2012 after we left that hotel we did not hear anything again till today.......Life happens I have moved on but for weeks/months I was depressed but God helped me.

........God has lifted me today. I thankGod I did not give up in life.

Really? One faithful day, I got a text around 6:00 pm to report to Lagos by 8:00 am the following day; parents said it ain't possible for me to report under short notice. I had no regret then because I didn't know what the salary/allowance package or work condition was like; after some years, I got to know that NIMASA na A list job for Naija, omo from then when I see or hear NIMASA, I dey look back dey get small regret oooo... But not anymore sha.

Assuming say I report come reach this your stage, omo! bad experience! It's well sha!

We move happily and live life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cool

4 Likes

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Can One Transfer Service From One Federal Ministry To Another by Ekakamba: 1:32pm On Nov 24, 2021




Federal Civil Service Commission staff update OP.
Celebrities / Re: Abuja Agog As 2021 All White Pool Party Holds December 5 (Photos) by Ekakamba: 9:22pm On Nov 23, 2021
Venue must be Wuse II grin tongue

1 Like 2 Shares

Celebrities / Re: Abuja Agog As 2021 All White Pool Party Holds December 5 (Photos) by Ekakamba: 9:22pm On Nov 23, 2021
Venue must be Wise II grin tongue
Career / Re: What Is The Retirement Age Of An Air Hostess? by Ekakamba: 11:35am On Nov 22, 2021
Career / What Is The Retirement Age Of An Air Hostess? by Ekakamba: 11:34am On Nov 22, 2021
It seems they retire at an early age. I have never seen an air hostess that looks 40 or above on both local and international flights (stands to be corrected though).


4 Likes 2 Shares

Foreign Affairs / Re: El Salvador To Build first-ever Cryptocurrency-fuelled 'bitcoin City' by Ekakamba: 9:59pm On Nov 21, 2021
Dem say na


Bitcoin City cool


no be


e-naira ooooo...





grin tongue

5 Likes

Sports / Re: Peng Shuai: Apprehension Grows Over Missing Chinese Tennis Star by Ekakamba: 6:10am On Nov 19, 2021




No be only for Nigeria people dey abuse power sha.

Dem even wipe her info off the Chinko internet, chai! Chinko wicked.

undecided

10 Likes 1 Share

Business / Re: World Bank Projects $17.6 Billion Diaspora Remittance To Nigeria by Ekakamba: 5:58am On Nov 19, 2021
That's Seven Trillion, Two Hundred and Twenty-Seven Billion, Six Hundred Million Naira only (NGN 7,227,600,000,000) @. Omo, abi I make mistake?

Enough to finance more than 80% of next year's budget.

Chai! The actual remittance may be higher sef, but definitely not significantly lower to the projected amount.

undecided

13 Likes 3 Shares

Celebrities / Re: Photo Of BBNaija's Whitemoney Smoking Cigar by Ekakamba: 8:06pm On Nov 17, 2021





Wuna for add video join na? grin tongue
Romance / Re: What Advice Will You Give To Someone Falling In Love With You? by Ekakamba: 8:47pm On Nov 16, 2021



I'm a man of dicknity, dicknifying you will definitely leads to dick'straction and this will dick'stroy the relationship.

grin tongue

1 Like

Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Ekakamba: 6:25pm On Nov 16, 2021
Omo, e be like say na Nigerian boys/men/husbands dey suffer pass oooo...

It is so unfortunate how some men have been reduced to mere house helps. Pathetic!

And I am very very angry. Gas I used to buy 2800, then 3k, 4k, and 5k. Suddenly it jumped to 7500 and now (today) 9250 in Port Harcourt. I am very very angry. Let no one here disturb me with nonsense news about Buhari and his nonsense South Africa Trade fair and nonsense. No cross me today o. I fit beat person

The gas finished yesterday. I told my wife that yesterday that I will buy the gas today because I needed to get to work and somehow raise money to augment what I have to be able to buy the gas. I told her to use the kerosene stove that yesterday and this morning. Guess her reply? She said she can't use kerosene even for a day. That even her Mum in the village does not use kerosene stove. She said a few other unprintable things.
For the sake of my 3 children I still had to buy the gas today.

I had not eaten in my house for a month now. The reason is that she said that they money I gave her for upkeep in October was not enough (I give her 62.5% of my monthly salary every month for our home upkeep). As a result she refused to give me food from around the middle of the month when she said the money had finished. She cooked for herself and the children (possibly from her own salary). When I gave her upkeep money for this month I told her not bother keeping food for me so that the money will go far enough. That's where we are till now. I have no intention of ever eating her food until she acknowledges that she was wrong and apologizes.

Now I know this WON'T happen. She will rather die than admit she's wrong or apologize. This is why I know that the mistake of a marriage is heading for the rocks and I am ready for it. Nonsense and ingredients. I have endured this nonsense for 15 years. I am done. Anything whe won happen tomorrow, make e happen today.

9 Likes

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power Bvn Issue Solution by Ekakamba: 12:22pm On Nov 12, 2021




Is today N Power day? grin tongue

1 Like

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (15) (16) (of 136 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 37
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.