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Sports › Breaking News: Louis Van Gaal Fired! by Ekakamba(op): 9:00pm On Feb 18, 2016
The manager is currently being fire by Manchester United faithfuls after a humiliating 2 - 1 defeat in the hands of an unknown Danish club.
Celebrities › Tonto Dike Delivers Baby Boy In The US. by Ekakamba(op): 7:57am On Feb 18, 2016
Tonto Dike has been delivered of a baby boy in Houston, Texas, USA. Although, it was reported that she denied widespread news about her pregnancy. She shared the news to her followers and fans on Instagram.
She wrote: Today I experienced the Greatest Miracle known to man, I can’t begin to explain the joy I feel, it’s super awesome.. I bless the Lord almighty for his protection/Safety and Strength and the birth of my Baby.. My Pregnancy was such a beautiful one (Stressfree,Lovely,Spiritually great,Healthy and safe).. Pls join me in welcoming my Baby into a perfect and loving World that GOD,My KINGKONG and I will create.. I Am overwhelmed and over joyed,I am a Mother now.. Woow, that’s something I never saw coming but God is indeed the master planner of our lives. His grace,Love, mercy, unlimited blessings, protection, Peace and so much more than I can express I have known & can testify to. Thank you God (the father,the son and the HolyGhost) for this blissful journey. I indeed gave birth like a Hebrew woman.. #PROUDMUMMY #YUMMYMUMMY #LITTLESUNSHINEX #BABYX. No pics yet.
NYSC › Re: How greedy corpers escaped being used as rituals in Rivers state by Ekakamba: 8:57pm On Feb 17, 2016
Fashion › Re: Miss Nigeria 1957 Vs Miss Nigeria 2015. by Ekakamba(op): 7:04pm On Feb 17, 2016
KingTom:
and what I'm saying is that someone probably said the same thing in 1957 too. But I agree with your last two paragraphs
cool
Jokes Etc › See What A - Z Starts For (jet Age) by Ekakamba(op): 7:00pm On Feb 17, 2016
A is for ATM Card
B is for Bluetooth
C is for Chatting
D is for Download
E is for Email
F is for Facebook
G is for Google
H is for Hotmail
I is for instagram
J is for Java
K is for Konga
L is for Laptop
M is for Mtn
N is for Nokia
O is for Opera mini
P is for Pixmix
Q is for Quick time
R is for RAM
S is for Skype
T is for Telemondo
U is for USB
V is for Vista
W is for WhatsApp
X is for Xender
Y is for Yahoo! and
Z is for Zuma.
Fashion › Re: Miss Nigeria 1957 Vs Miss Nigeria 2015. by Ekakamba(op): 6:55pm On Feb 17, 2016
KingTom:
my great grandfather was a Catholic Priest and as such was clothed by the white man I am referring to the ones who existed before the white man's coming since you want to compare1957 and 2016 forgetting that the same white man was the one who gave you the trend in 1957 undecided the onus is on you to follow or desist. Why are you not also condemning that one for abandoning her traditional waist beads and jigidas for the white man's clothes undecided
I now understand what you're aiming at. Of course it was the white man that gave us the trend long ago. Take a look at the pictures man, all they wore was the white man's trend but one is covered the other merely. All I'm trying to point out is the decency lacking now compare to then all influenced by the white man's new world order. What trend in fashion, music, movies, dishes etc that an African originate and the white man follow? If there's any, believe me its something positive. We seems to follow the white man ideas now much more forgetting our roots.
Fashion › Re: Miss Nigeria 1957 Vs Miss Nigeria 2015. by Ekakamba(op): 6:19pm On Feb 17, 2016
KingTom:
You do realize that before the 'white man' came your women were naked those who were covered were even worse than the girl in a bikini. myopic reasoning undecided
and here comes a wally with hyperopic & rational reasoning. You mean those who were covered then (like your great grand parents) are still worst than that lady in bikini? Yes? I believe you then.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Are NOUN Degrees Well Recognised By Major Employers? by Ekakamba: 3:03pm On Feb 17, 2016
Ask4bigneyo:
He-diot, Oversabi dey worry u
and over dull dey dull you. Kaikaikaikai!
Music/Radio › . by Ekakamba(op):
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Are NOUN Degrees Well Recognised By Major Employers? by Ekakamba: 12:22pm On Feb 17, 2016
Ask4bigneyo:
Who b ur uncle? Stewpid fellow
Na xo u dey insult ur uncle for house.
you fit be my uncle? You sure say you do primary school? Wetin you dey call teacher by then? Concentrated wally.
Education › Simple Maths Which Most Graduates Can't Solve. by Ekakamba(op): 9:29am On Feb 17, 2016
Comment your answers. Some will be scare to post the wrong answer but c'mon no one is perfect even I don't seems to know it. *_*

Romance › Re: My Girl Saw Porn On My Phone by Ekakamba:
Orina:
My Girl, last evening saw porn on my phone and she's really mad and wants to end everything cause she thinks she won't be able to satisfy me in bed since I watch pro girls in porn, and she thinks I can't control my sex urge. I really love her, but she freaking out cause of some little porn
eyah! Too bad. 99% of the moaning and groaning in porn are being fake (remember its a movie) and your girlfriend know fully well that she can't fake such sounds to your pleasure, & if she don't? She'll think she didn't satisfy you.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Are NOUN Degrees Well Recognised By Major Employers? by Ekakamba: 12:49am On Feb 17, 2016
Ask4bigneyo:
What is a NOUN?
uncle I! Name of a person, animal, place and thing!!!!! Oloshi
Phones › Re: A Nairalander And His Girlfriend Win Lumia Phones From Nokia (Photos) by Ekakamba: 12:38am On Feb 17, 2016
debdave:
He's saying "make sure you marry the BAE ...to avoid stories that touch..
ABI Acidosis?
abegi! Who no get ex? Abi na their nudes dem post?
Fashion › Miss Nigeria 1957 Vs Miss Nigeria 2015. by Ekakamba(op): 8:50pm On Feb 16, 2016
Where did we get it wrong? How can we throw away our African heritage to the white man's nudity and call it civilization? Where is the self respect our mothers once had? Why the public display of what is meant only for your husband? Nigerian women what does the future hold?

Crime › Re: Seeing Another Man Tap Your Wife's Buttocks(what Do You Do)? by Ekakamba: 1:49pm On Feb 16, 2016
MrsChima:
The husband is wrong period.  The wife did not TAP THE MAN's buttocks, the MAN tap the woman's buttocks. 

The dumb arse man was sitting in his car the entire time LOOKING AT THE ENTIRE SITUATION.  He should have TAP THE MAN that tapped his wife.  The man could have been her supervisor or the owner of the business where she work.  She didn't want to make a big deal out of it because she knew the person and if she felt it was out of turn she would have simply told the guy not to do it. 

I can see why the guy was upset but TO BEAT HER TO THE POINT where she have to go back to work LOOKING LIKE A BLUEBERRY MUFFIN?  Seriously.  Men can be so illogical retarrded sometimes!.
ma'am I'm against men hitting women for whatsoever reason. C'mon, her colleague tap her ass and what did she do? She chase him just the way I do with my gf instead of warning him. For Christ sake if your colleague tap your ass, as a married woman what ya gonna do? Chase him playfully like the above scenario?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Pls I Urgently Need A Ushering Job Or Other Weekends Job by Ekakamba: 6:10pm On Feb 15, 2016
Mzdivacious:
ur mama biitch.hater oshi
hahaha I can see you do fetish with your momma and dada, so you ain't gat no respect for people mama. grin grin
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Pls I Urgently Need A Ushering Job Or Other Weekends Job by Ekakamba: 3:39pm On Feb 15, 2016
Mzdivacious:
oh shut up
stfu biatch
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Pls I Urgently Need A Ushering Job Or Other Weekends Job by Ekakamba: 3:38pm On Feb 15, 2016
dorothy111:
I do not think that was funny. Anyway, nairaland if filled with kids, therefore am not surprised.
oh! Kids like you and me *grins*
Romance › Re: Val's Dinner: Rate My Fiancee And I. :D by Ekakamba: 3:34pm On Feb 15, 2016
djlongi1987:
Nice n lovely bt am feeling sleepy
hmmm na chatting?
Romance › Re: Val's Dinner: Rate My Fiancee And I. :D by Ekakamba: 3:33pm On Feb 15, 2016
Iroh88:
Just for fun. Abeg make una take am easy on us. Took some persuasion for her to accept me uploading this knowing what an abrasive tongue people around here have. grin

Network screwing up.

Too bad. smiley
awesome. But bros abeg who dey home?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Pls I Urgently Need A Ushering Job Or Other Weekends Job by Ekakamba: 8:34am On Feb 15, 2016
Tor! I heard an announcement in Church yesterday that the church needs more ushers. Lemme check if the post is still vacant.
Career › Which State Got The Best NYSC Orientation Camp? by Ekakamba(op): 8:29am On Feb 15, 2016
Don't comment if you've never been to any camp. Include pictures if necessary.
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Romance › Re: I Had Sex With My Pastor by Ekakamba: 6:36pm On Feb 13, 2016
xtophy:
but y wil sunderland beat man u
because of preposterous lies like this.
Romance › Re: I Had Sex With My Pastor by Ekakamba: 5:00pm On Feb 13, 2016
sholly4444:
"Som1 shared dis with me, and asked for an advice"


I HAD SEX WITH MY PASTOR
He said he loves me,how do I know if he really loves
me.
Pls help me out on this,I had sex with my pastor last
sunday after church he asked me to wait till everyone
else has gone home,when it was about 3PM he entered
his office and started romancing me,till we end up
having sex on the church floor, he's married and am
25years old after having sex with me he told me he
loves me,now am really confused I don't know if he
really does love me or he's just joking ,please advice
me because I have feelings for him don't know what to
do.
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] Posting lies is the best shortcut to FP! Dxxkheads.
Romance › Re: Menstrual Sex by Ekakamba(op): 3:50pm On Feb 13, 2016
dharmieex:
Guy Na wetin d chick do u....lol :p
nothing man. Clarification is all I want.
Romance › Re: Menstrual Sex by Ekakamba(op): 2:30pm On Feb 13, 2016
HateU2:
No! Not tonight unless you use one bucket of water to was ur mouth with a pack of Ariel, then we are good to go. Hope ur thing is not as small as wildflame undecided
Hmmm! If anaconda bite you now you go say na devil work.
Romance › Re: Menstrual Sex by Ekakamba(op): 2:00pm On Feb 13, 2016
HateU2:
Dude, it's different nah! You are a guy thou, u can't understand ayam a virgin cheesy
Ma grandma too is a virgin. You and her are the same.

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