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Which kind denomic lady? Hausa say: maganin buraaatashi!

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I take an exception to no. 4. I schooled in FGC Jos which is colder than most areas in town like Apata, TW, HS, Bukuru, etc (because of its rocky terrain) yet we bathe with cold water which we kept under our bunk overnight for more than 4years yet 100% of us survived it. Besides are you talking out of experience or just a copy and paste?

Larrylarex:
The Jos Plateau is the largest plateau in Nigeria and owing to its elevation, Jos is the coldest city in Nigeria (about the temperature of California, USA) for example, the temperature here now us about 15°C and it has gone south of 10°C at a point in this winter (Yes it is better referred to as winter, this one don pass ordinary harmattan) Because of this cold weather, people usually does some things that would be considered wild by Lagos standards. I present to you below, a few of
them.

1. Boiling water to brush teeth or do dishes:

Some people actually boil the water they wanted to use for brushing Their teeth or do their dishes because ordinary water will be freezing cold and coupled with the freezing breeze is a no no

2. Ladies wearing socks on ANYTHING they wore:

It is not uncommon seeing 'Big girls' wearing socks on office suits and skirts, even after dressing for an owanbe party, socks and gloves were freely worn on the Ankara and lace attires. In short, their is no dressing that's weird here, anything goes
PS: Weird dressing doesn't exclude men too o! I saw a man yesterday that wore a sweater over his shirt before putting on the suit jacket

3. Purposely Staying under the sun:

You'll see people intentionally staying under the sun as soon as it comes out just to feel the warmth of the greatest source of energy.

4. Bathing with boiled water:

I dare say that there is nobody I mean NOBODY in this Jos that has the effrontery to bath with ordinary water as history has it that some people actually froze to their death when they tried it in times past.

5. Putting on electric stove in the bedroom:

because of the unusual cold, some people will put on the electric stove at night just so they can be warm throughout the night.

6. Sleeping with more than two pieces of clothing on:

Its a common thing if people slept dressing like an astronaut, I mean with two trousers, two shirts, one Cardigan, head warmer and hear muffs, Hand gloves and socks all under a cover cloth/duvet! Lil!

If you're staying on the Jos or Taraba plateau please add yours


Iamlarex

RIP brethren!

Can't STOP laughing. Totally awesome. Which Dr (native) create this one?

vizkiz:
Hoverboards are not only for the rich abeg

And believe me of all the girls I dated, its the short one that is romantic and sacrificial. I so love her like no other (long ones) #shortgirlsrock #notdwarfsOh

prettythicksme:
we r troublesome,yea i knw dat!!my boo love me d way i am,he can die for me

No. 8 sums up everything. Which is? These guidelines were created by men to have unlimited access over women i.e their wives are just like zombie or doormat to 'em. Full control kawai kaman TV da remote control!

Abeg who come be the 1st highest number of womanizers in Nigeria?

introvertious:
The issue of purnishment wen a married woman commits adultery takes effect only if the ritual of dat purnishment was carried out on d woman after their marriage I.e There r things they do to married women after marriage(if ur husband accepts) b4 dat curse can come upon u.

....The husband of a woman who just gave birth must stay away from her sexually for three months as she’s considered unclean because of the after delivery blood she discharges...
Dis is so not true as a colleague of mine who is igbo but married to an esan man went on maternity leave(3mths) and resumed wit 1mth pregnancy though it was only her friends dat knew till d stomach bcame obvious.

Lastly, d 2nd highest number of womanizers in Nigeria are d Esan men..

Pls do bro.

khristals:
the music industry is full of sh!t

that was how i wrote a major song that year, sent a voicenote to a record label i was looking forward to getting signed with

and the next thing i knew i was listening to my song on radio

the artiste wey dem give the song no even sing am well




can i also create a thread for my story

What do you expect when your promiscuity is with infants. Child abuse things.

kilode100:
I Love this Man.. He tried jawe unlike Nigerian men with their tiny dicks that can only scratch the surface..

This Man is a Hero!!

Remember this when your bf or spouse become promiscuous.

rheether:
Any guy who isn't a womanizer is not an attractive man.

Oh! Sorry for the misconception *grins* Got you now.

Marlvin:
#smiles, This isn't abouh My woman, (got informants mainly for some reasons) buh like I said, My woman wouldn't cheat on Me.

Hmmm!!!!! I agree with you (your woman won't dare cheat on you) but my woman will not cheat on me. Hope you get the difference. You don't trust your woman thats why you're stalking her (you gat informants) but the more you see the less you understand bro.

Marlvin:
My woman wouldn't dare cheat on Me (matter of facts, I've got informants)..... so I won't worry abouh that....

Walahi I still dey confuse. Which kind support we wan render them? No be them suppose support us?

Lol! If he crossed his boundary? You only know 'bout that if your consort don't like him but if she does? You'll never know he's servicing her

Marlvin:
It's only a movie, her making it seem real adds to her artistic level, thereby making her, fans favourite. buh of cos there er boundaries set aside for such acts, if the dude crosses the boundary, I'd find him, speak to him in a language he will understand , with a baseball bat

Hmmm! The last time I heard such was year 2001 (JSS II). Since then I haven't come across persons desperate for fame except multi-millionaires who wanna show themselves briefly. Well, all the best.

naughtynaughty:
Yes! yes! yesssss!
I love fame!
Inshort I must marry a celebrity or become one myslf!
Paparazi's, vogue foto shoots, tours, janded wardrobe, amazing fans, award shows etc dats my life!

Kingsasian:
Instead of the he-diot to caution those stupid network providers most especially on their poor data services he dey yan rubbish.

don't mind the forker.

naughtynaughty:
Yes! yes! yesssss!
I love fame!
Inshort I must marry a celebrity or become mine myslf!
Paparazi's, vogue foto shoots, tours, janded wardrobe, amazing fans, award shows etc dats my life!

Jblaiseboy:
Wetin ? Ah ah.. .am i not a human being ? Bros you reason am ....how can i turn on the tv i bought with my money to see the wife i married with my money being held on the waist by another man,who will take her to bed then they will take light (naija film)
*i will just faint*

lol

Not more than 7hours.

kidman96:
How long did this take for you to get it bro?

What 'bout allowing your consort into the industry plus allowing her to accept such roles? Would you?

Cutehector:
Even the actors knw they can't marry their fellow female celebrities

tatucci:
I said "perhaps".. i never professed to know wat was in her heart.

oh! Sorry for the misconception. But bros you don date any girl wey no dey talk 'bout marriage? Female celebrities are just so unlucky I think.

Nairalanders, would you marry an actor/actress that acts ace movies which involves deep french kissing, smooching or touching of vital parts? Would you allow your spouse to go into the movie industry, then let him/her accept such roles when offered?

Oga who told ya it ain't her priority? Even lez needs partners not to talk of straights..... Only if you know what's in her heart.

tatucci:
lol.. me too dey crush...but perhaps all that is not her priority.

oldtopics:
rita is a fine girl if I can be her lesbi partner

of course. Start from Bolingo.

kidman96:
I need to know cos I intend getting one this week. Please how much and how to go about it.I mean the standard one not the ECOWAS passport please.. I live in Lagos.

if you pay through bank by yourself, you'll get it for less than 17k but if you allow the officials at the immigration office to run everything, you'll spend above 20k. I did mine February 2014 for #15,385. I registered on the immigration website, printed a form and took it to Diamond Bank for payment (9,085) and the other sums includes sorting and my transport to the office.

blueAgent:
Freak , on internet and social forums . any letter and spelling is allowed as long as U drive your message

okay words like? gara, wawa mai nuna kaishin?

Wow! You must be very good in English Mr England. Starting a sentence with small letter is totally absurd though. Just saying wally.

blueAgent:
i know english is not even your 4th language you seems not to understand it.

blueAgent:
Sorry English must be your 5th language. u seem not to understand it.

how would I understand such malapropism?

damilareoye:
call her mother to clean her up

must it be her mama?

blueAgent:
@OP which African culture. same African culture that promote teens dancing naked in South Africa. or is it the thousands of nude Africans before the whiteman came.
even most whites especially the elderly are suprised at the decay in morality. it just part of endtime things. secondly most of this Immoral stuffs are promoted by NWO elites. torwards acheiving one world agenda.

What ya tryna say man? Are you opposing or proposing or both? All I read is just diluted comments of King Tom, I & other participants on the topic.