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On hand fan kawai! Sai gobe.

Senorita123:
I can't even sleep...I m so restless and d heat is much too

Of course! Covered nama!

Flexherbal:
Is she exposing any part of her body?

Forget her! Nå liability walka go so. You granddada hustle his, gear up and hustle yours then Angelina 'Jolies', Jennifer 'Lopezs', Genevieve 'Nnajis', 'Cossys' go follow you dey way flies dey follow 'sheet' for small pikin nyash.

Feel free to add.

domopps:
What abt bae that loves party?





Cheeeeeeers

1. A girl who asks for money all the time is called
"Commercial Bank".
2. A girl who calls you for food always is called
"Agricultural Development Bank".
3. A girl that uses your money to take care of other family
members is called "National
Investment Bank".
4. A girl who prefers to have sex after marriage is
"Social Security Bank".
5. A girl who is very faithful to you is "Fidelity Bank".
6. A girl who loves every available man is "Access Bank".
7. A girl who dates men from
different countries is
"Intercontinental bank".
8. A girl who doesn't demand too much money is called
"Micro Finance Bank".
9. Dating a woman older than u is called "Wema Bank".
10. A girl who is always faithful and trustworthy to
her guy is called "Guaranty Trust Bank".
11. A girl whose guy disvirgin her is called, "Firstbank".
12. A girl who uses all ur money to buy jewelries is
called "Diamond bank".
Ladies which "Bank" Are You?
Guys Which "Bank" Is Your
Woman ? Be honest pls.

Proudlyngwa:
All the way out of the competition

Hope so too. Time 'll tell.

mercenary:
I hope dis marks the beginning of a new phase at FIFA...

The 45-year-old Swiss has been elected president after securing 115 votes in the second round of polls and has vowed to restore the image of the game's governing body
Gianni Infantino has won Fifa's election for a new president, succeeding the disgraced Sepp Blatter.
Uefa's general secretary secured 115 votes in the second round of polls, beating off favourite Salman Bin Ibrahim al-Khalifa into second while Prince Ali bin Hussein finished third.
Infantino succeeds the dethroned Sepp Blatter, who was suspended from all football activities for eight years - later reduced to six - along with ex-Uefa president Michel Platini for corruption.
"Dear friends, I cannot express my feelings in this moment," he said in his acceptance speech.
"I told you I went through a journey, an exceptional journey, a journey which made me meet many fantastic people, many people who love, live, breathe football every day.
"We will restore the image and respect of Fifa. People will applaud us, applaud you for what we will do.
"Everyone has to be proud of what we will do at Fifa. I want to thank you all, all 209 and the other candidates. Tokyo [Sexwale] decided four can win, one cannot win. We had a great competition, a great sign of democracy in Fifa.
"I want to be president of all 209 [member federations]. I have travelled the globe and I will continue to do this. I want to work with all of you together in order to restore and rebuild a new Fifa where we can put again football at the centre of the stage." http://www.goal.com/en/news/745/fifa/2016/02/26/20727972/breaking-news-infantino-elected-new-fifa-president?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=enfb

Resign kè? Abegi kontinue dey knack your gavel dey go.

Preposterous! Rib cracker.

missdebs:
THE MESSING MACHINE. this person keeps hoping the sound of the movie will hide the sound of the mess, but the smell speaks volume as the AC evenly distributes it. Beware of these sets as they might even the preetiest ladies in the hall.

Kai! United all the way #GGMU

tishbite709:
Liverpool all the way! #ynwa

Walahi fa!

HRich:
is that a new model rat? With Breast? Aaaah. NL.

Hope dey rat no get something like breast ba?

Seriously. Not even 1st but last mumu. Kai!

1zynnvn:
your moniker says it all

Full Europa League draw:
Shakhtar Donetsk v Anderlecht
FC Basel v Sevilla
Villarreal v Bayer Leverkusen
Athletic Bilbao v Valencia
Borussia Dortmund v Tottenham
Sparta Prague v Lazio
Liverpool v Manchester United
Fenerbahce v Braga.

It depends. Why are you angry at them? Did any of 'em do you wrong?

Blackfire:
is it wrong or a sin to be angry from that ur deeper life bible?

Pack well joor Mr Angryman.

Blackfire:
when a mad man wound your brother, if u see a mechanic u will scram.

Maybe. Love is blind they said.

Don't worry man. I'll help in servicing his wife.

Strahovski1:
Polygamy is trash. Op must be a big fool for this trash of a thread. Indirectly permitting men to be adulterous.

So a nigerian woman getting married must be ready to share her husband with A MISTRESS. You must be a promiscuous man and I have pity on your wife. It's men like your self who promote infidelity in marriages and claim religion. At least polygamy there is official marriage not some useless mistress of a wh0re.

Ok op please don't come back to Nairaland to tell us you caught yor wife fvcking your driver. You must be ready to share your wife with another man either as a boyfriend or a sugar daddy.

Nonsense

I guess even the bridge they're 'bout to construct makes you more angrier? The name makes you angry yet you typed it more than once. You must be a liar. Judge not Angel Angry.

Blackfire:
Deeper life.... Even the name makes me angry.. How can your life be deeper ? U will even confuse yourself.

How can u be an overseer, i think is only 'god' that is an overseer.

One day i know my loved ones will come out of that church. I hope they are see-ing the scam.

A church that scattered a once united family, till today the problem they caused is multiplying..

Deeper life *gets more angry *

Forbidden fruit dey coz kasala. Shey him no see single ladies? Well, the killer have to face his punishment too. Too bad.

Fire service still dey active for this country? Its either no water or fuel kawai.

Flexherbal:
The fire service should rush there immediately

Some ladies need to learn from you. You hit the punchline.

cekhoe:
it's low self esteem, the need for approval,until a woman realises that men use the outlook of a woman as a psychological tool,he tells her she is beautiful to get her to his side or that she is ugly to break her self esteem which ever way,it's better to know yourself and only then will you know that you don't need anyone to remind you that you are beautiful

Thanks so much! I wonder why some ladies get carried away the moment a guy says you're beautiful.

cekhoe:
I don't even need anyone to remind me that I am beautiful,only people with low self esteem would be happy because a guy says she is beautiful and from a total stranger for that matter

Korede Bello

290? And which site was that?

mekaboy:
290 a dollar last week.

Expired! Rebranded with silicone. Abeg make I go house go see better cleavage, booobs wey tanda like mangoes.

Before I go further to elucidate and let ya know that you're the one being senseless, answer these questions: When was the last time you bought something online in dollar? How much was the conversion rate to Naira?

mekaboy:
You have not made sense at all. When u produce at high cost of electricity, taxation and duty on materials and high interest rates.how do you want to sell cheaper than china?

Blame govt for not creating enabling environment for production. Let them do first things first. Do we import more than other countries that are doing better than us? Problem is not import but export.

Blame the govt for

As at today Dollar is 230 but
let me explain to those of us who don't understand Economic terms. Dollar has not increased since Buhari became president.
1. Dollar is not our currency so dollar should not be our business.
2. Our problem is not d government but our problem is our importers and consumers.
3. Naira has remained at 197 naira to 1 dollar since Buhari became president.
4. Buhari has promised not to devalue the Naira and he has maintained that promise.
5. Both at CBN and at interbank rates, dollar has remained 197.
6. However because we are too lazy to produce what we use in Nigeria we import even toothpicks and matches.
7. Buhari does not like d importation of luxury goods because luxury goods is d reason for most corruption, that is why he banned 41 products from having access to forex.
8. However when Nigerian importers insisted on importing those 41 products, FG asked them to find their dollar at d BDCs parallel market also known as black market.
9. And to discourage the pressure Nigerians are mounting on the Naira just to get dollars for importation, CBN banned DMBs from selling dollars to BDCs.
10. To survive the pressure of excess dollar demands, BDCs resorted to sourcing for dollars from neighbouring countries through illicit money laundering routes.
11. Because of the risks faced by BDCs to source for dollars, and because of the increase in demand for dollars by importers because China just resumed from their business holidays, BDCs keep increasing the price at which they exchange dollars to naira and now it is 400 naira to 1 dollars.
12. However that does not mean that govt has changed the exchange rate because if our genuine importers go to CBN and fill Form M to import raw materials for local production, they will get dollars at 197 naira each.
13. So the problem is that we love to consume luxury foreign products yet we are too lazy to manufacture them here.
14. For example u will see a dull girl using iPhone 5 without even knowing simple physics and computer engineering part of how that phone was produced.
15. I want Buhari to ban every foreign product from Nigeria until Nigerians learn to produce and use Made in Nigeria products.
16. Let us stop complaining about dollar as if dollar has become Nigeria's currency.
17. It is even bad enough that most of those complaining about the high exchange rate of dollar do not have 1 single dollar in their purse.
PLEASE USE MADE IN NIGERIA PRODUCTS.
Copied from Aaron Binjin's post in 99ers group chat... I like the heated and enlightened debate it created. Kudos guys...

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