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Romance › Re: Lady Checking The Heart Beat Of Her Fiance With Stethoscope In Pre-wedding Pics by Ekakamba: 10:55pm On Oct 24, 2019

Chai! This babe go sabi pgonlo.

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Celebrities › Re: Naira Marley Reacts To EFCC Evidence Against Him by Ekakamba: 12:13pm On Oct 24, 2019

Tell that to the judge face to face. Shege! grin

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Crime › Re: Ogun Hotel Where Underage Girls Sleep With Men For N500 And N1,000 by Ekakamba: 11:51am On Oct 24, 2019

Motherforkers!
How do they forking get attracted to minors?

So niccas still dey buy puna? Walahi the number of free puna.ni these days have skyrocketed, na run homies dey run sef. grin

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Romance › Re: What Ended Your Previous Relationship? by Ekakamba: 9:58pm On Oct 23, 2019

LONEER:
mine ended cause the girl was too broke,
always hungry
always sick
and always broke

local man can can't x

Most Abuja girls are like that.
Can't fathom how niccas date broke girls and vice versa. grin

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Politics › Re: Kogi Election: El-Rufai, 6 Governors, Others To Relocate To Kogi by Ekakamba: 1:58pm On Oct 21, 2019

Politics › Re: Senator Diri With Atiku, Timi Frank, And Emma Ogidi In Dubai by Ekakamba: 4:34pm On Oct 19, 2019

We are so forking lazy in this country, even in blogging. grin

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Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Makes More Money On Instagram Than Playing For Juventus by Ekakamba: 3:51pm On Oct 19, 2019

Eaglefine:
LAPO full name is Living Above Poverty.
A financial Cooperative.

Is it like MMM?

Career › Re: Minimum Wage: Is The New Agreed Percentages For Basic PayOr Net Salary? by Ekakamba: 3:46pm On Oct 19, 2019

NLC President, Ngegi and Keyamo go soon reply you. grin

Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Makes More Money On Instagram Than Playing For Juventus by Ekakamba: 3:44pm On Oct 19, 2019

Hez143:
I pray you don't know or encounter them!!

What does she look like?

Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Makes More Money On Instagram Than Playing For Juventus by Ekakamba: 3:39pm On Oct 19, 2019

Eaglefine:
You will be doing your business in Peace and joy.
And the Devil will just whisper to you
"My Pikin go and borrow money from LAPO"

Who's LAPO?

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Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Makes More Money On Instagram Than Playing For Juventus by Ekakamba: 3:38pm On Oct 19, 2019

What do girls care about you?

Binikingdowm:

So you expect this penalty merchant to earn more than the GOAT in football? You are crazy. Most ronaldo fans are social media fans mostly girls who only care about his abs and good looks.

Most messi fans are legendary coaches and professional players that knows football.

That's why he left Madrid because he was jealous of messi and Madrid can't pay for an overrated hazard.

He's playing for fun. grin

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Sports › Re: Asisat Oshoala Romped To Victory At The Women Champions League by Ekakamba: 12:31pm On Oct 18, 2019

The word [i]romped [/i]sounds ........ grin

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Sports › Re: Victor Osimhen Reacts After Winning Ligue 1 Player Of The Month by Ekakamba: 12:29pm On Oct 18, 2019

Nairaland keyword: react grin

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Crime › Re: Naa Dromor Adjei Is Dead! Pastor Glitter Sower's Daughter Drugged By Man by Ekakamba: 6:12pm On Oct 17, 2019

Eldest daughter of a Senior Pastor. cry

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Education › Re: Sexual Harassment: Ali Shehu, Kano Lectur Granted N200k Bail by Ekakamba: 1:13pm On Oct 16, 2019

$200,000?
Oh! It's Naira.
Was thinking Kano use USD. grin

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: N-Power: FG To ‘Disengage’ Over 200,000 Beneficiaries by Ekakamba: 9:31am On Oct 16, 2019

Chai! Ya Allah! Some fellas will stop visiting Nairaland.
We will miss you in advance. grin

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Celebrities › Re: Cossy Orjiakor Celebrates 35th Birthday In Style (Photos) by Ekakamba: 12:29pm On Oct 15, 2019

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HospitableBrownCockatiel-size_restricted.gif

ola33t:

She was given two giant melons, in place of real functional breasts.
One rare trait is that, each of the melons is bigger than her head, while each of her teats is bigger than her cerebrum.

Something Cossy would agree with is, in reverse to having such giant melons, she has abnormally tiny teats, which are further inverted inwards, thereby making her melons unfunctional.

She was only given those heavy cantilevered loads, to carry about, as her punishment for being a simple-minded sex object.

Celebrities › Re: Daddy Freeze, Regina Daniels, Ned Nwoko, Hushpuppi Meet In Dubai (Video, Photos) by Ekakamba: 8:24am On Oct 15, 2019

To hell with Regina critics!
This is better than forking/jumping from one lazy Nigerian youth to another.

grin

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Sports › Re: Neymar Will Be Out For 4 Weeks Due To Left Hamstring Injury by Ekakamba: 9:23pm On Oct 14, 2019

Dem go soon say '9ja witch'. grin

Celebrities › Re: Tacha: Do2dtun Gets Death Threat Over Interview With BBNaija Star by Ekakamba: 4:24pm On Oct 14, 2019*

Mr. Incredible - no death threats
Vector the Viper - no death threats
BBN matter - death threat.
Nansense & Condiments grin

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Politics › Re: Kingsley Moghalu Resigns From YPP, Calls For Electronic Voting by Ekakamba: 3:58pm On Oct 14, 2019

Shey na him party that kidnapper contest under? grin

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Romance › Re: No Bra Day: Chidera Eggerue Goes Braless (Photos) by Ekakamba: 2:00pm On Oct 14, 2019

limitless777:
how do I BOLDEN my words Bro
I've tried the star in front and back of the words but it's not working.

Highlight the word you wanna bold, then click on B.

Romance › Re: No Bra Day: Chidera Eggerue Goes Braless (Photos) by Ekakamba: 8:42pm On Oct 13, 2019

Breast don turn blest. E dey make sense if you dey knack from behind sha. grin

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Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Actually Slept With Victoria Kimani Severally? by Ekakamba: 5:39pm On Oct 13, 2019

All this essay to explain the styles and locations abi simple yes or no? grin

Politics › Re: 70,000 Teachers Sat For Qualifying Exam Nationwide by Ekakamba: 5:30pm On Oct 13, 2019

TRCN have really improved. Kudos!

Politics › Re: NLC Tells Workers To Prepare For Indefinite Strike, by Ekakamba: 5:25pm On Oct 13, 2019

Indefinite strike indeed. grin

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Christianity Etc › Re: Things That God's Kingdom Will End In This World by Ekakamba: 8:33am On Oct 13, 2019

Christianity Etc › Re: Giving Your Tithe To The Church Or To The Needy: What The Bible Really Says by Ekakamba: 8:21am On Oct 13, 2019

A real and true Christian should/will advocate for this:

What God the Father considers to be pure and genuine religion is this: to take care of orphans and widows in their suffering and to keep oneself from being corrupted by the world.
James 1:27 GNB

Well, what do I know sef?

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Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Lands In Nigeria (Picture) by Ekakamba: 8:21am On Oct 13, 2019

Before na for Nicaragua she go land? Nansense and condiments. grin

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Food › Re: How Much is a Bag Of Rice Now In Your Area?? by Ekakamba: 10:01pm On Oct 12, 2019

The last time I bought twas 8k.

Things are getting better. grin

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Politics › Re: PDP Inaugurates Campaign Committees For Bayelsa, Kogi Elections by Ekakamba: 9:55pm On Oct 12, 2019

Son: mum please manage this NGN500,000.

Mum: chai!!! my son, why I no meet you before I marry your father?? grin

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Programming › Re: What Made You Pick Interest In Programming by Ekakamba: 9:05pm On Oct 12, 2019

RealLordZeus:
Movie Nikita, that tech guy nicknamed shadow walker!
Infact I took up the name
Check me out at https://shadownet.com.ng

TBH, Nairaland front page topics are making sense these days, kudos to the mods

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