₦airaland Forum

By the Grace of God Almighty, I ain't surviving; I am living bro.

alphaNomega:
How do you survive?!

Bro na job ooo...

Goldpeas:
Salute!! Please will you introduce me to this hustle ...

Want to learn pls

Yes ooo..

somehow:
is that your only pay per month?
how much do you have around every month after bills and rent?

Automobile Dealers’ Friends Association (ADFA)

SAND!

coolgb:
Any apartments that cost more than double of Your monthly income is gbese.

Forget that yarn.
I earn 45k and my rent is 250k (almost 6 times of my monthly income). Legit hustler ooooo.

Wuna don dey abuse the word 'pervert' ooooo.

GeoAfrikana:
And what's interesting about that?

Perverts everywhere!

Gabbiecar:
Get the yaris, it has a better fit and finish than the Honda fit

Thanks.

Love can tie, untie and distie.

The Presidency will close your musical border ooo.

pocohantas:
3yrs and counting...

How old are you?
How old is she?
How old is the agent of dickstraction?

We dump one, we marry another.

No one wants to become evening newspaper.

Few yrs from now, you will dickstract another young guy's babe and he will be here to wail too

Cold world.

You get mouth.

So unfortunate.

CocoaOla:
I have the manual sports for sale if you're interested contact me on 09084999onefourone

Don't like manual. Thanks.

They've cum again.

The 1st PERSON to comment is a Full-Time CRETIN!

TWO PLACES NOT TO BE IN ATM: KOGI AND BAYELSA!

I recently fell in love with sub-compact (hatchback) cars. I want to get one but I am having difficulties making the right choice between a Honda Fit and Toyota Yaris.

Any good comparison will be appreciated especially from users of these cars.

Lemme derail this thread a bit....

So it ain't even a gory scene yet the deceased face was blurred by the first source/blogger.

Dem curse Nigerians?

Proluxtv.cum don trend pass the movie sef; based on the Twitter reviews I saw.

How much?

Roon9:
Lovely!





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Of course, since he concurred to Tonto's.
Besides most Nigerians (youths) are broke and frustrated; this alone can make them blame their parents for their predicaments instead of them to hustle and be to their children what Otedola is to his daughters.
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Oluwasaeon:
How ? Can you write same about your Dad ?

saddler:
This thread is more than a comic relief!


Especially that part he said after fixing the caburetor the bonnet was no longer closing


I laughed till I had tears in my eyes .

Never laughed this hard

Seriously it wasn't funny when I first read that part but now? LWKMD.

Mehkanikki don finish extraordinary work.

It didn't easy. Lord praised!

yvelchstores:
Lol, this same car my husband sold 270k and came home, knelt down and said "thank you Jesus" this was after spending over, 700k repairing this and that. It was such a relief.

ainas247:
Learn in school... you would notice you didn't know anything if you jam better coy.
mine was comp sci.. school was teaching Cobol, Fortran Qbasic

I realized that all those stuff were not used in the real labor market...

One Advice....
Prepare yourself to learn and don't do as if you know much.

Good luck

Gbam!!!!!

Agp19:
Boss!! Have been reading your miseducation for a while now. My situation is peculiar and related to this topic. My present galfriend chose me, she went out of her way to get me and she's my type of gal. But of late have discovered am the one now to attach. B4 now she will do anything I ask go out of her way to please me, but recently I find out am the one trying to keep her. making her feel to comfortable.
How do I get her back to default??

Try factory reset. Backup to cloud to avoid losing totally.

Them go boo, rant for Social Media but won't go out to vote. Mumu dey smell.

Petrol tanker no get brake wuna complain.

Petrol tanker told his partner to apply manual brake wuna sti complain.

What do you want?

Petrol tanker to blame Buhari abi?

Nairafame1:
This Is Appalling, Petrol tanker without brake tells his partner to apply manual brake(using stone to stop the tanker) from Alakuko to Tollgate Ota, Lagos state.

Watch Video Below
Source: https://www.nairafame.com/2019/11/another-petro-tanker-without-brake-seen.html


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAV8oflsxcE

Mr. Throwback may I know your location please? Thanks.

Throwback:
Exactly!

And that is because our HND is too advanced, too prolonged, and an "over-syllabus" of what a true HND ought to be.

I make bold to say it anywhere, what the rest of the world considers as HND is what Nigeria already offers as OND. Also, what Nigeria offers as a 5yr Engineering or Science degree is M.Eng in the UK.

The question remains why we did this to ourselves?

Having a child is very important than marriage walahi. Argue with your spouse.

Whether you're saying the right thing or not, I just forking love one thing about you. Your bluntness!

Martinez39:
Well spoken. Don't mind him. Just like a weak child, swaggzo wants sweet illusions instead of reality. Whether you like it or not, no woman can love you except what you can provide and how you make her feel (the is very secondary as what you can provide is her top priority). To a woman, a man is always a utility. Once that utility cannot perform it's duties anymore (provide), it is no longer welcomed or loved. A woman will always end up with the highest bidder she can lay her hands on. I say this not because a woman hurt me or because I learnt the hard way but because this is the reality of things and I accept reality whether it turns out to be what I like or not. In fact, I have never had a girlfriend in my life or spent money on a girl since I consider romantic relationships to be overhyped and a pure waste of time and resources.

All women are like that. Even the one that you think is good, churchy, and descent is like that. Just like true friendship, romantic love doesn't exist instead it exists only in the heads of men. Women are brutal survivalists and no matter how much you sacrificed for her, she will dump you cold without remorse when you can't provide and she has found someone else that can. Even if you donated a kidney or lost an arm to save her life in the past, you get the same thing. If she is married to you with children, have lost her sexual market value, and can't find a higher bidder, you get to face her disrespect, loathing, irritability (she gets upset and mad at you at any little thing) and nagging. It's worse when she making massive money and you are broke.

For many men, they will never learn early and in the easy way. They will wait until they learn the hard way after investing so much and close to drinking sniper. Good day.

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