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CultureRe: Before You Marry A Fulani Lady: 3 Important Things To Know by Ekite: 7:52pm On Mar 14, 2018
PrecisionFx:
My cousin once had a fulani princess as babe.n the girl told us that the parent of the bride usually uses charms to either make the floggers to get tired very quickly, Or use jazz on the man to make him resistance to the flogging.
This is correct.
I once read a book (old Naija novel) about a boy that ran away when he couldn't withstand beating due to the juju used.
I think he was a prince and his family was ashamed so he became a wanderer.
It's been long sha
TravelRe: Top Mistakes To Avoid During A Visa Interview by Ekite: 8:25am On Mar 09, 2018
don4real18:
grin grin nawa to you. Don't you know America is a shithole
Chop knuckle my guy!

TravelRe: Top Mistakes To Avoid During A Visa Interview by Ekite: 8:49pm On Mar 08, 2018
don4real18:
My partner and I cohabitate and I hope to travel to the US for two weeks... My cousin's wedding
Two weeks bro?
Are you sure?
Make two weeks no turn 20 years grin
Car TalkRe: 3 Reasons Why Drivers Of Manual Transmission Cars Believe They're Better Drivers by Ekite: 8:39pm On Mar 05, 2018
etrange:
Bro, fact is, automatic is less stressful and nobody likes stress. Your case is that of someone who's very much used to driving manual; it's perfectly normal for it to feel odd driving automatic on the high way. Do it for a while and you'll never go back to manual. It's just like someone saying he prefers typewriter to pc when the actual problem is the change process and not the pc.

Good evening.
Good day sir.
Using the analogy of typewriter and computer to illustrate manual and automatic is a lil bit odd. Doesn't match.
Still, I prefer my manual for now.
When I buy automatic, I may reassess.
Regards
Car TalkRe: 3 Reasons Why Drivers Of Manual Transmission Cars Believe They're Better Drivers by Ekite: 8:53pm On Mar 03, 2018
etrange:
The only reason is cause we've spent a lot of time learning the hard way and we're a bit envious of those who learnt effortlessly so we somehow need to make them feel there's something they are missing. Fact is, difficulty does not mean efficiency.

Just like the world moved on from analog to digital computers, we're already moving on from manual to automatic transmission. Get over it and stop drawing us back with your mangled ego.

As if you'd go for a manual car if you went to buy one today.....
Excuse sir,
I drive manual and if I were to go for a new car today, I'd still prefer manual.
I travelled with auto one day and nearly blame myself. One leg just dey one corner and the other dey work.
Both legs must work if na manual.
In fact, all your body must work.
Thank you
HealthRe: Chinese Condoms Too Small For Zimbabwean Men – Health Minister by Ekite: 10:39pm On Feb 28, 2018
FunkyAlhaji2015:
Big penis is inversely proportional to IQ
I disagree sir/ma.
I 'm fvcking intelligent!
And I 'm .....
CelebritiesRe: The Day Fela Kuti Married 27 Women In One Day (Throwback Photos) by Ekite: 6:24pm On Feb 21, 2018
helphelp:
Na forewarning from elderly women to young girls wey men dey tell say "make I just put my preek head" in response, once head enter every don enter, preek no get shoulder wey fit allow only head enter and stop the rest of the body
Omo. See wise saying!
Plenty girls have fallen for the "Let me just put the head" scam.
Kikiki
PoliticsRe: We Cannot Afford To Be Held Down By Hausa, Fulani Or Igbo_ Adeyinka Grandson by Ekite: 4:25pm On Feb 19, 2018
boluwatife66:
U are so dumb. Yoruba is like any other major language in Nigeria. Every yoruba state have dialets like ijebu,egba, akoko, ekite,igbomina in kwara and we okun in kogi state. Go through ur history again and look up these local govts in kogi. Yagba east and west, ijumu where smart adeyemi and dino are from, mopa muro, kabba bunu and lokoja lga where tunde ogbeha is from. Stop spewing ignorance. Not all kogi is yoruba but we have more than six lga
Now that you have mentioned my my name, let me contribute.
There are Yoruba speaking people in Kogi and Ondo. 100% confirmed.
State creation messed up a lot of things.

I rise!!!
Car TalkRe: The 1936 Bugatti Type 57sc: Is This The Most Beautiful Car In The World? by Ekite: 10:58am On Feb 15, 2018
LadyGoddiva:
Shut the fûck up old man
No one gives a shît about it’s vintage value
We’re all concerned about its physical aesthetics and it’s by no means the most beautiful car using that standard. Heck, it’s an extraordinarily ugly car
No one wants to know if it’s the car Liberace took a shît in or if only one was created and was owned exclusively by Freddie Mercury
It’s. An. Ugly. Car.
This is a very rude reply. He didn't call you out personally, did he?
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by Ekite: 6:00pm On Feb 14, 2018
safarigirl:
you that made a comment to promote tribalism, you are talking?

TeddyA fans are the worst. What gives you the right to use terms like 'foolish' 'stupid' and 'yeye' to describe people you don't know, just because you view the person as a threat?

With all sincerity, I believe everyone already sees Miracle and Teddy A as rivals for that money, but TeddyA fans have a terrible attitude of insulting Miracle fans unnecessarily. It is shameful

This is just a useless show that will end in March, calling people names today because of people you may never meet and who will never know you, is childish and petty.

You can campaign for your favorite without attacking someone else. Keep your foul words to the HMs, don't insult those supporting them. It is not worth it
Happy val dear
TV/MoviesRe: Where Is TSTV? by Ekite: 2:46pm On Jan 29, 2018
In the cooler
CrimeRe: Jilted Man Posts Estranged Lover’s Nude Pictures Online by Ekite: 12:15am On Jan 24, 2018
safarigirl:
All these mumu girls that keep sending their nudes to men upandan in the name of relationship, why won't they spread the nudes on the internet?

Your nudity is for you and your husband in the privacy of your home. How many times do guys nudes leak on the internet?

Girls, borrow sense this 2018 abeg
Safarigirl, I have been trying to say this since early 2017....

I really love you.
There... At last... I said it.
Had to create a new account just for this.

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