what would you do??......


as for me--- im so rapturable

mine was on july30, this year when my dad died, i was not around the house,it was just my mom and him... he kicked the bucket without saying a thing to my mom... it was very traumatic.

winexviv:
Good. These are the languages you need to lear in descending order:
1. Html
2. Css
3. Javascript
4. JQuery
5. Php
6. Mysql
with these you are a pro then you keep improving.

thanks for replying,, i just got your email via this thread,i have alot of things to discuss with you via email.. thanks.

winexviv:
I'm a professional web designer/developer with 5 years of active experience.

pls,can you give me hints on how one can become a professional web designer..thnx

.....i saw fog everywhr ..is that one of the signs?!..

hahahahahohohohohehehe....u made me laff hard ds mrning

outrage: "Swtface" hahaha!!! *Rolling on the floor*

y u dey laff na!...

nikkyshyne: CRAPTOTATIC!

hahahahaha

ada9ja:

na real sharp guy

swtface, iam serious abt wot i askd....

dude! Just s.h.a.g!..... N stop worrying abt her eyez..n whr its looking o!...BTW...(do u v scary eyez? Do u smoke ìgbò?lolz..)

##yawns## next!

ask google or akpors!

ada9ja: 1. One of the best things is perspective

Yes! Perspective!

Put yourself into her shoes, don't you think she would like to be talked to and complimented especially when the person on the other end (you) is being nice?

2. Women are not goddesses from Mount Olympus, or angels from the heavens

They are just humans, they feel and think much similar to males and don't think what they reply to you has anything to do with what they are feeling. It is just an online conversation, nothing more. The best things come in person, not over facebook! Chat should be used to ask the girl out, it isn't going to get you much farther than that.

Facebook chat is taken very seriously by many young women, so watch out what you say. If you're going to try and make a joke make sure it is understandable to her as it's just text. Sarcasm doesn't fly so well either as there really isn't any tone heard in an online conversation.

One of the main problems men run into while talking over facebook is they take most lines of it too seriously, overthinking a response that has been made, or thinking a long wait for a reply means something. Don't think about these things and just try and pick out if the girl is interested or not. If she isn't so be it, you can't have everyone you want and hell there's billions of girls out there.

Just follow these simple guidelines and you might be doing a little better than you are now.

1: Greet

Easy and simple. "Hello" "Hey!" "What's up?"

Don't bombard her with words, let the conversation flow, be yourself.

2: Conversation

Simple reply and answer, don't over think things and remember to put yourself in her shoes. How do you think she would feel about what your saying? Always have a high self esteem of yourself, this will help you a lot. Also, try getting a phone number. A good way to do this is "Hey, I've gotta go but I'd love to keep talking. Can I have your number/here's mine"

3: Ask her out

Seriously, why are you wasting your time in front of blue screen when you can be talking in real life. Even phone calls work well, try your best to see her.

Whatever happens, happens for a reason. Remember that, and good luck.


www.facebook.com/datingnlove

.. Pls,is that ur face on ur profile px? Cos i think i rembr that face in sch (uniben

funny post!....how to toast via facebuk!..hahahahahahahohohohohehehehehehehe...

Chicolee: I've been single for 5 months. Though I've gat lots of friends with benefits. I just want to focus on my career for now. Naija guys too dey do 'I go marry u' just to get into ur pants. @least my friends with benefits know watz on the table. No lying, pretence or wat have you. Just good, healthy, safe, mindblowing sex... I'll take dt over an unhealthy rship anyday

alot of naija men(guys) wud wish for a bebe like u....!anyday anytime, u just come ova,collect ,i collect, we re both happi! Chai...nufin make sense pass that! ..lolz

Basichus: i hav bn single since after breaking up with my girl in 2010,bt it has never been my wish to be single.my problem now is that no other girl is attractive to me,my mind has always bn on my first girl bt she has refused to come back

hey dude,....forge ahead... D 1st gurl might even be lashin sum1 as we ar reading this! Get ur head 2geda man!

4those of u screaming 'home has been boring..bla bla bla''..get busy with something,anything!...
guys-u can learn hw 2repair phones or sumfin in 2mths counting down frm nw...

girls.-make use of those hands of urz 2learn hw 2sew, bake, makeup,wateva girls do 2make money,limit d way u press ur phone evriday!!

Or try n build up ur c.v frm scratch or start solving gmat questions! There r alot 2do while waiting til u go n serve!
I did same b4 i went 4service,n i neva regretted it..... Shalom!

make una com join me for akokwa..imo state!o.

eh ya......poor world!

oh yea.....wen i threatened 2brk up,.she cald my mum 2beg me nt 2 leave her..... Total hogwash! I stil went ahead,changed mi numb...n stil hiding frm her! Gosh.*

babyosisi: The number of mad people in Ibadan in astounding
There are mad people everywhere you turn in that town perhaps more than any other town in Nigeria IMHO

come whr i dey serve for imo st8 to see multifarious mad pple..them many o..

2bad...it was d oda way round when i was stil there,...however, it is nt dat bad,when compared to what other federal sch pay..more like a 6percent increase...

i want to play futbal like messi! O!....dis guy can even play ball in planet mars...i guess aliens ar watchin hm..dont be surprised if he disappearz!he doesnt belong here!

el catino: So wot do we do as soon as we detect dis fraud? #just askng#

u wud simply tell the fuel attendant that its cheating!!!tell him u saw a thread on nairaland that revealed the truth... I bet afta that, u go find filling station tire**

...

Ricky_Ross:

It seems you are in Imo primarily to phuck around?
You seems so happy and satisfied having phucked an Igbo girl for the first time? Which planet did you come from?
I cant believe you wasted several years in the university for nothing.
After graduating with 3rd class lower, tomorrow you will be the first to come to Nairaland and start ranting about looking for job for 30 years without success.
We know Nigeria/Africa is hard, but the serious graduates with good grades are hot commodities within and outside Nigeria.
It is already too late for you. Keep phucking whoreess, by the time you contract HIV tomorrow you start blaming enemies in the village. I don't wish you evil at all, rather I wish you well and I just want you to be serious and forget women for now. By the time you get good job tomorrow you will get tired of women.

hey... Hypocritical fcck head! Where in my post did i state anyfin like phucking arund...i was only stating what i saw here! And besides, i dont see any reasons why u shud take offense at what i posted..u dont knw any sh*t about me or what i graduated with..**if u are so interested..ask any uniben student,graduating set of biz.admin'11 about eklassic*.... Numbsk u l l..pls watch ur mouth!

seunajia: Umudi-Nkwere! The road was endless. Most of us thought we were been kidnapped

We were told it is a taboo to dig wells there. That their ancestors committed one sin and their gods cursed them with water So there's this deep ditch around the photographers dug to many feet but no water. Hence nysc pumps water from a nearby stream every morning.

Abuja hostel, the catholic church, the primary school at the back of which we dancing rehearsals.

In all, Camp was fun. Volleyball, football, acting, dance and many more.
Food was #2H. There was this chicken guy when you enter from the right of the mammy, close to NCCF kitchen choi! Chicken and Fayrouz

And there was this gay guy with his two sisters (always dressing provocatively)on the extreme left, by the mosque. Yetty's kitchen for your western food--Amala, Eba etc.

The traders and villagers were opportunist, so it's best not to buy anything on the first week. If you want to buy belts, tennis and ish, make it the 2nd week when the prices would've halved and sometimes quartered!

State coordinator :-x Gave us stone-bread and insect-infested beans and claimed she was doing us favors cos the FG only gives her #200?/day(not so sure how much now)/corp member. Which we later found out was a beautiful lie!

The kits too were messed up, so I advise you take along atleast 2 sets of white tops and shorts. Which you may have to conceal cos the police sometimes seize them.

Due to the scarcity of water, we used to take our baths very early around 3-4am in the open(never done this until Umudi ). And laundry too wasn't easy. The village boys wash at @50box per clothing item. I had little recourse to them because I had 3buckets always filled with water under my bed.

The legendary lectures! Plenty hungry folks will come pretending to teach things (a zillion guys came wanting to teach us how to write CV or cover-letter) only to want to sell you books and/or certificates. Don't fall mugu. The certificates are useless. Buy the books that appeal to you only.
Left to me, the lectures were useless, but were compulsory, so I didn't have much choice.

Caveat: I said some negative things to help prepare your mind. Don't dwell too much on them. Just go out there and have fun! Nnor o.

As we would when OBS says "RSM", "OVER!!!"

rsm....over. Hahahahahaha

i love meat o!...lets hold a fried meat carnival someday!...

Qyqhelormorh: Iv been posted to Imo o and I'm soooo worried. Wats service life in Imo like? I also would like to partner with anybody that stays in Ilorin and had been posted to Imo. 08035222678, Thanks.

dont worry life in imo isnt scary at all...but get this at the back of ur mind that u are coming 2teach! And the st8 govt. Do not pay state alawee..so u have just ur 19800 and maybe frm ur p.p.a 4000 if u ar lucky like me..then ur stay wud be o.k...

Anyways..here s mi digits-:07066440343....holla