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ekt_bear: I don't think it matters. After all, you'll be dead...so what will you care?

Whatever is cheapest and places the least burden on my family

dont you believe in life after death? Do u knw wot happens wen you are dead? Ur body been cremated sounds like getting more torture on earth 4me...., n besides its unbiblical.

*how Many Times Do I Play WWTBAM??

pls o! I have been playin ''who wants to be a millionaire'' 4 a while now!n hv nt been calld!

I want2 knw how many times i hv got 2play n get d answerz right, 2b called??

If you knw anybody that was chosen,how long did he/she play?

a bill about to be passed in lagos house of assembly concerning cremation...

What are your views about cremation? Would you want 2b cremated?

As 4me...lai lai oh..never!

seunchristiana: thanks< anything about identity card

i dont fink so... Do u stay in lagos?

seunchristiana: i also got the text msg but they said i should check ma mailbox for details and i dint see any mail there

mine didnt showup either..buh i fink d requirements are

*calculator and original n photo copy f d followin-*

*birth certificate(pls nt d applicnt mst b below 26 to b able 2 write d test).

*ssce result,minimum f 5crdit includin maths and english.

*university certificate or statement.minimum 2.1.

*nysc discharge certificate if completed.

*finally dey said u shuld disregard d msg if u hv writen deir test b4 or if dnt meet d requiremnt.gudluck all we meet in lag.d test tym is 8am

cal me up wen u guys get there 07066440343

born2fuck: If I can have my way,I will not like to work,I hate attending lectures and I hate reading and I never wish for one wife. All I want is sleeping,eating ,watching TV,playing with computer and phone and marrying many wives as I wish and attending clubs too, if God grant me all these wishes,I will be born-again and exclude club going to please me,I am feeling depress right now because exam may come next month

are u retarded?
Or u v lost touch wiv nature?
Y u dey fcck up lyk ds!

! dis country!

i cant wait 2 see it get beta!

Been part of dat process of making it beta is reduced by every selfish,corrupt_filled,ojukokoro 9jirians i deal wiv everydae!

I wish i cud love ds country like i used 2...

yommy2sure: Is it that u r going for service june or completing it in June? Just know that u will be allowed to write the test, if u pass ur interview will not commence until after service...and the format is gmat maths and english: comprehension, synonyms ans antonyms,...etc. Its one of the cheapest test in my judgement, all the best.

i will be going for service in june..wud i be allowd 2 write d test if i didnt cum with my statement of result? Ar they really strict with their requirements? Tanx

kkkossy: I got a confession, dnt take it personal/
I got a confession, u better listen/
My name is dbanj, u can call me skibanj/
It's been a while now, but I have 2 say it right now/
I was with mohits, but now I'm leaving Mohits/
I hate donjazzy, he put sand sand 4 garri/
Since kanye sign am/ he jst dey do us guy now/
He has no time 4 mohit, cos now he's makin no hits/


Donjazzy is a foooooool, I hope he knows dat soooon/
Not 2 mention that his broooo, wey dey smoke so much Igbooooo/
But now I'm on my ownnnnn, I dey pity wande coalllll/
He feels he has it all, but soon he'll come bk, 2 beg his father,
Jst like oliver! oliver!! oliver twist!....

Come see gbese! See gbese!! See gbese!! Aaaaaaah
See gbese! see gbese!! See gbese!!

dude,dem suck ur brain! Wtf

freecocoa: Okay it has to be the hot weather affecting my comprehension of your post cos I'm more confused now,

cocoa u r damn 2 funny...leave d guy jwor! Hahahahaha

dafetta: Study ur gmat well. Wen did u apply ? Cos i applied 3weeks ago but i hav not goten their response yet.gudluck

applied sum weeks back.....buh my problem now is dat my service is in june...i dont knw if i shud ignore it n apply nxt year or just go there n mayb bounced back

..just got a text from kpmg..4 their aptitude test.wot shud i expect...plsss o! Sum1 shud help me out
igho89@yahoo.com

just got a text ds evening ..for a test on saturday..
Wot shud i expect...?

Joey82: me thinks its recharge card.
peeps in the village drink well or stream water, yet they buy r/cards.
some rich folks dont even drink pure water but recharge card is a neccessity.
pure water is a commodity sold mostly in cities to the poor/middle class.
recharge card purchase cuts across the social totem, and its sold both in towns and u wont believe it, the most remote of villages.

+100

sutoboy: an so?

are you mad?or are u blind?


cant u see this joke as been posted here before!

She Goat Like Dani

its very klear dat ur brain has been suckd up!!
People like u shud be where bombs explodes! B.onkum billygoa.t lyk u.

.***u go fear english
teacher
language !!!
1) Dont dare talk in
front of my back
2)Both of u three
get out of my class
3)Take 5cm wire of
any length
4)All of you stand
in a straight circle
5)Be quiet ,d
principal just pass
away
6)Why are u
looking at d
monkey outside d
window when i am
inside
7) I av three
daughter's and
they are all
girls..................................
Can i hear you
spoke your own
English?

****so hilarious****** ****so hilarious******

naijasexy: ^^ @ ayosmiles You are so right! We would sooooooooooo f.uck and not just any type, a.nal f.ucking. We would command you to suck on our d.i.cks and no, you wont stop there since you would have to DOWN every last drop of c.um we produce. Smack your dirty azzzzes until you guys yelp and beg for mercy. We would give you wigs to wear so that we can pull on them while you guys assume the dog.g.y position. In fact, you would be so alarmed that when we finally transform back into our female selves, your pet aversion would be women.

lwkmd! Seems 2 me *dis above* has happed 2u countless times..... Dats hw a real dude likes it!.

ochukoccna: Except 9ja is a totalitarian state like North Korea, Iran etal or a ridiculously land locked country there's no way you can shut out your entire borders save you plant landmines and barbwire it.
Even mighty America's borders have many illegal routes yet their borders are not classified porous
Let's face it, it is not about illegal routes,[size=15pt]it is about our 19th century security forces fronting to cope with 21st century security threats[/size]

*we need 0ur own GREAT WALL OF 9JA*

mo' hitz ar so so hittd right nau.

***look at dis fried a.s.s turkey saying hs face wasnt disfigured...instead of thanKGOd e no pkia..

**anoda stewpid reason 4hm 2 cum make noise again in d music arena.... He's nt a rapper oh! Na afro pop hm dy do..

***look at dis fried a.s.s turkey saying hs face wasnt disfigured...instead of thanKGOd e no pkia..

**anoda stewpid reason 4hm 2 cum make noise again in d music arena.... He's nt a rapper oh! Na afro pop hm dy do..

1st ex**gurl with da dragon tatoo.
2nd ex**mission impossible
3rd ex**sin city
4th ex** i no get title 4ds one..
cos she s outta ds world wen it cums 2 ''bleeping.'

.so...don jazzy s an artiste!!!**shocked**
..so...dbanj dey feel say im na superstar shey**
.,.cee falling hand...

sin city

i graduated last year dec,uniben,studied business admin (second-class upper)..waiting to serve in june i.e batcH B.

Waiting from now til june doing nothing is kinda boring and annoying..i'm in search of a temporal job pending d time i go2 serve..

Pls,if you have got useful infos on how i can get an 'ok' job i would be very grateful..

My email: anehita25@gmail.com

.geez....she s so goin2 f**k ha ex...she misses it.....

**HEAVEN IS REAL**
~Hell is too~
D devil s outta dere seeking 4who 2 devour!dont fall trap!
Living a Christ filled life is da in-thing, its either u r with d devil or with JesusCHRIST.

Give ur life to ChrisT.,*DONT MAKE IT 2L8 4U*,,his löve is forever ours,n his merçies abounds 4eVa!,

Don't wait,DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!
God Bless U!