₦airaland Forum

ezzykul: Pls,i need ur help!!!ow is life in d camp

jst carry money dey come.....a plate of food in mami is 200, to snap is 100...camp s quite cool sha...jst hook up fast fast with any correct chic.n camping wud b memorable

ezzykul: Ow is d camp lik nd ow many hrs is imo frm lag!!!

guy! I came frm lag too...its 5hr journey frm lag to imo... U tell them at d park that u r goin 2 nkwere..umudi... Thats whr the camp is

fiftynaira: Welcoming all the corps members to imo state... If you all need tour guild around the state or outside contact us at..... TRIPLE H. We offer tour guilds ff us @ triplehevents

what kinda tour?? which part of imo?

im presently serving in imo state,the experience here in my p.p.a has been overwhelming, 2many ibo girls ready 2get down with you,even students.

Anyways, if u were posted 2 imo,holla. . .and i would give u any assistance u might require getting down 2d camp,how u easily blend in,etc. . . .

acidtalk: Lazy is an understatement.
They are DEAD intellectually.


In my house I have about 500 Audio CDs and over 1,300 Books (All Original).

I noticed that while my books worth 100 times the price of the Compact disc, People pay more interest in "borrowing" or "fapping" them more than even the Best of the life changing books.

God bless the soul of that woman who said "if you want to hide anything from a Black man, put it in a book". She is damn so correct.


Why are people insulting El-Rufai for saying the truth? Even though me and the mumu no dey gree for twitter (I go soon block am sef). But he is saying the whole truth.

I encouraged some used 2years back to feel free to come over during weekends to come turn by crib into a "library club", omo, them no gree oh! Instead it was always "brother Acidtalk, please borrow me your Jay Z cd. Or Bros, do you have have the latest Cold Play album?".

pls do u v them in softcopies u can send me?

acidtalk: When his Assiatant and Coauthor came out to tell the public this about 5years ago, Kiyosaki denied it (but I believed her).

He threatened and even sued her then, but it was settled out of court.

Lie and denial can run as fast as they wish, but the truth ALWAYS surely meets up and overtake.

If you really want a REAL MENTOR, please follow the words of Brian Tracy and not Kiyosaki whose most teaching are neither applicable in Africa nor have they proven to work 60%

His book with Donald Trump revealed a lot of his impracticable theories.

i have that book!

Kamardiran: i wonder y u guys are shouting cos of delay in paying ur stipend.....av u finish spending d one u collected last?? The problem is most corpers are spendrift.....dey spend like no tomorrow........before some of u will start attacking me,i was once a corper,batch b 2011.......i knw ao much i saved,i neva complained truout my service year........

u no well guy* i no blame u

okay, i don hear!

i cant stop laughing! Hohohoho. . . .una keeper
na old mama wey no dey close leg.*

y ar our female footballers ugly??. . .did anybody notice that cute dark gurl in d french side?

Whatnext?
if u ar a playah= keep knacking her enuf akpako!
If u ar d love love type= then imagine her in ur 5yrz frm nw,if she fits in....
If its (+ve) then start d whole0love texts,calls, gifts,visits,dates,money giving,n less sex.
If its (-ve)as in she doesnt fit in,,date her a lil,mayb sum couple of wiks n tell her fins ar nt working.! Period!

So, lagbaja your mission is to distort Nlanderz perceptions abt this company eh...

lagbaja: I was fascinated when i read the story of Wande this morning. I was particularly curios about his $2m investment claim, the company's claim of net-worth of N1billion and the customer base of 20,000 subscribers. I quickly set out to investigate the story and to learn from their practice.I went to the computer village and made enquiries about the company. Not so many people knew about them. eventually, i was directed to one of the vendors that sells their voucher. I asked to buy a voucher, he told me the different product offers, i settled for the N200 voucher. he said i could not use it until I register, however the person to register me was not around. i offered to go to the company's head office to do my registration. he gave me a flier that bears the head office address. before leaving i asked him how many such vendors like him existed for the oxygen network, he estimated it to be about 20. i also asked how much his daily sales is, he said it was between N1k and 2k. By implication, the total sales within the computer village for 26 days by 20 voucher resellers and at an average sales of 2k per reseller will be about N1m. i eventually locate the company. The company was situated in a small shop on 12 Francis Oremeji st. They share office with another small company called Jolasons Nigeria Limited. the company does not in any way reflect a N2m sales company talk less of a N1billion worth. I met 2 staff eating ice and beans in the office. the office is barely empty with no signs of activity. i asked to register for their service. he directed me t go and look for vendors around. so much for a N1billion Naira company

The lesson in all of this is that:
1. you should look before you leap.
2.don't believe all that you read in the papers, particularly punch.
3.you can achieve your dreams and attain greatness, but dont build on weak foundations.
4. Be honest to yourself and to others. lies can only go so far

investigator!
Are u sure u are telling whot u saw?..i.e if u actually went 2d real office

I love the prayer session! Gives u time 2 commune with your0creator! And ask for anything you want,n 4givenes of your0sin! Yes,your sins!

G gl: Am gloria fm benue state. am 27ys nd fun to be wit,i need a serious relatn.dis my num 08064402214

ar u 4real? I dont want 'mago mago o''

This is a question many guys have countlessly ask themselves and any1 that cares 2 listen 2them.. I v bin searching,(not thoroughly though) for that girl;that special 1 (at least sumfin abt her has 2b special)that would understand me.. The ones have been out with are just *nothing to write home about*.

So,nairalanders,i am asking0,whr can i find her? It seems the good ones are no more! I am serious abt this,is there no decent girl 2 date anymore?

samally: I don't think the lady out there are all the same but 70% of them are animals sorry to say if have offend someone....I met a lady at my working place after we go out with her for the first time,I realized how bad and bitter for people dating a banker....ordinary Bask*** noting but ordinary jack ass

bros na only u sabi wetin u dey write!!wtf..

Whr ar u serving presently?

On a serious note,u r really serving o,chai,just u 3 subjects all in d senior classes..dat means u luv teaching!

I teach jst 2subjects, close by 2pm for 4days,no class on thurz.paid 4k n accomodation,here in imo.

U didnt complain,dats y dy package d subj 4u na..

Abdul-Majeed:
as far as price of garri no increase notin concine me ooo

y u dull lyk dis!

@op, ask google o....mtchwww.. Or beta still,drop ur real numberz here, n c wot happens

waje is a giant!

my God! Dis guy was very quiet,we read at *faculty* when i was in my finals last year..2bad! Dis world is truely a wicked place!,im so hurt,i feel so bad right now! *if u have anybody in final year in uniben,pls tel them to dread ekosodin o!! That was d strategy i used whyl i was there..b cool til u graduate, i beg una.

hope ds recriutment exercise is not 1 sided..cos i graduatd wit a b.sc b.admin ..any hopes??

over sized long sleeves,,dat looks mre like parachute...n stewpid belt..gosh!

so,none of u block.heads knw wot is happening shey?

anoda goal o.hahahaha chelsea don hear am

irpheezy: Ivanovic ( I nid to tap dat ass)
Patience jonathan (don't ask why)
D president of NL Garri association

na who be the president abeg? I need 2 report garri issues 4my yonda 2 am o.

AB$I:
Bushy&Hairy Pu-C Meat

wtf! Wierd pple alova here*