JideTheBlogger:



Etisalat sucks in my location. I don't even have Etisalat SIM. So, I don't know if it works or not. Airtel BIS is working on PC though..

MAYOWAAK: Here is MFM prayer for February 14,
Feb 14 is a day for prayers against every strange girl in d life or around our husband, fiancé's life.
1) Anybody trying to hug my husband or fiancé seductively, catch fire.
2) Anyone planning to sit on his laps, be unseated by fire.
3) Any person, spirit or power that wants to collect money or expensive gifts from him, somersault and die.
4) Any strange woman that wants to put asunder what God has joined together, be shattered by fire,
5) Anyone sending romantic msg to my partner, be struck with rheumatism.
6) Evil kisses waiting for my partner, be consumed by fire
7) You strange woman/ man, that wants to camp my partner all day, be encamped by fire
Anyone, planning a 'quickie' with my husband in d office on d 14th, be electrocuted
Open your mouth and P r a a a a a a a ay.

Iyineda: I was at my parent's house in France watching the game. I was so sad. I was 12 years old at the time.

Na Laugh: I hope i have time to watch this at work today o.

Random: Who remembers the old legendary tale from when we were kids; about Nigeria's final match with India,
which ended 100 - 1 coz of their potent magic which kept turning the ball into a lion each time it headed for Nigeria's post. and how Okwaraji managed to score 1. Haaha . Those were the days.

Na Laugh: I hope i have time to watch this at work today o.

Random: Who remembers the old legendary tale from when we were kids; about Nigeria's final match with India,
which ended 100 - 1 coz of their potent magic which kept turning the ball into a lion each time it headed for Nigeria's post. and how Okwaraji managed to score 1. Haaha . Those were the days.

Rapmoney: Nansense!!! Did the government of Burkina Faso give such amount of money to their national players
when they pummeled Ethiopia the other day? It seems we waste money a lot in this God-forsaken already-disintegrating decadent barbaric collapsing problematic witch-infested underdeveloped artificial country called Nigeria!!!

yomalex: if i got a 100k

buy a second hand mini laptop for 35k.

get a universal internet modem for 4k

Use glomobile bis 3GB (N1400) or Airtel bis 1GB (1200)

Load UBA Africard with 35k to fund Betonmarket account that falls to around $200

Buy an alarm clock at N300 alarm set to 4:30 a.m

Use the ten minute trader strategy by the end of the week using only 10% at every trade factoring possible losses account should be at $250.

Repeat the process Monday to Friday. and in some months time should be fairly comfortable.

After about 2-3 months of using the strategy, prepare an ebook detailing the process and offer for sale on nairaland and also organise seminars
Funds available= N100,000

Expenditure approx.= N 77,000

Misceallaneous= N 3,000

Balance N 20,000

eklassical: Nigeria 1 burk 1 ........ Quote me aafta d match

REMMEI: I am never desperate..didn't know that though cos I've never been in any relationship before.

De-eldorado:
The news is credible and from NAN. Am not surprised at all. The Professors at UBTH know their onions. UNIBEN Is really UNIBEST.

BOLOSKY: July 30th of this year..exactly a month i came bk from UK against mum's idea..was home alone and suffered a stroke..felt so helpless..managed to make a phone call..while I was waiting i thought of my doors(bullet proof) which was locked from inside so I dragged myself downstairs to unlock this door ..my doctors called that a miracle move...well I layed on the floor and my phone kept ringing @ this point I couldnt see who was calling all I saw was light on my phone screen and I knew I was dying..flashbacks and some regrets(thoughts of family and ex gf I did strong things)LOL..tears falling from my eyes..I couldn't believe I could be that helpless and kinda felt it was time to go meet my creator....finally help came with pastors and all..by then the right half of my body was gone..the prayers on the way to the hospital gave me hope..spent a month in hospital..scariest part was when i didn't have an erection after almost two weeks but thank GOD the anaconda is back in action and deadlier than ever.LOL..well guyz are very alright now sha..but I dey try my best to resist temptation...I dey thank and pray to GOD steady.good it didn't happen on a day etisalat was having network problem..this was my most traumatic experience..


Allow my long story