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Saka makes it 3

2nd half underway...
Let's go!!!

Nigeria politics and thugs are 5 and 6
If not what they want to gain, why making it a do or die affair? This na same party and na primaries be this o... just imagine what the election would look like.

HT
Burnley 0 Arsenal 2

Saka makes it 2...
COYG!!!!

Penalty to Arsenal

Odegaard na baller sha

bummyla:
I served in Kogi state! This particular lady was always inviting corpers to come and dine in her place. The first day I decided to go! I was served food, as I properly trained man, I said "Thank You Ma"

To thank you host for a meal is considered an insult to the host according to the lady! I did not know! Nobody told me!

3 Times I thanked her she pretended not to hear me.

After I finished eating the fufu, I needed water to wash my hand, I tried calling her attention, but she ignored me, after a while I washed my hand inside the soup bowl, and all hell let loose!

She was very mad, that I came to her house to disrespect her, by saying "Thank Yous" And to crown up the insult, I washed my hand inside the bowl of soup!

She nearly attacked me physically.

To wash your hands inside the plate means "The food was horrible"

You sef 😆 🤣 😂 why you go wash hand for soup bowl when e be say nor be your house 😆 🤣 😂

Sonnobax15:

Here in Delta state,there is one village called orogun here in Ughelli north LGA where our former DSP hails from,they worship the monitor lizard,i.e aligator...........As a matter of fact,it's regarded as their mother.....That whenever it visits your house,you must accord respect and entertain it . And if by mistake you kill it via an accident,you will be compelled to give it a befitting burial just like in the case of a human being..

And the funniest part is that these mammals can be seen roaming and strolling around the village and you dare not touch or tamper with them..

Iguana nai you dey call monitor lizard abi alligator??
Bros... na Iguana

Nitah1:
Is there any way I can get it back?
Please someone should help me.

Unfortunately it is gone... reminds me when I lost my Blackberry phone in a taxi... the thing dey pain sha

dre11:
“The computers were disconnected and vandalised, while some of the attendants we.re severely beaten by the passengers,” an attendant at the airport told PREMIUM TIMES




https://www.premiumtimesng.com/sports/football/667937-drama-at-lagos-airport-as-passengers-disrupts-airlines-operations.html

Until these airlines are mandated to pay compensation for flights delay, they won't sit up.
An apology won't cut it. Yes it was an unscheduled flight maintenance, why not use another of your airplane instead abi na only one airplane Dana get?
Putting the lives of your staffs at risk over incompetence of an organization.

Twitter is the headquarters of toxicity...
People use toxicity under the guise of banter.
AFCON has come and gone, let's move on... which one be the dragging?
It happened to Saka in England, Nigerians said because he is a black man, if he had played for Nigeria it wouldn't happen. So, Iwobi chose to play for 9ja, dem dey bully the guy..

clockwisereport:
Give him the money and more, if you have. Students dey see red these days.

I bought casio fx-991 calculator today at N6500. The last time I bought it, I bought it N1500.

Students dey try these days. FUTO acceptance fee for medical students is over 200K. This does not include school fees, accommodation and other sundry fees. Year one medical students spend around 600k in total

FUTO don get medical school? Wonderful

Congratulations Ivory Coast..
Well deserved win.

We were playing kick and follow... police ball

Aina na dead

The 2 full backs Aina and Zaidu) are short 1...

Are you sure this is how Aina and Zaidu play in their respective Club?

Nwabali for president

This AFCON na 🔥
It is unscripted...
What a time to score a winner

Wotowotoman:
Okay noted. But please try and buy a book called Brighter Grammar as soon as possible…

Wotowotoman:
Na cross the guy dey try cross jor

He has scored a similar goal,I think against Chelsea in the EPL.

So Nwabali starts in goal...
Let's go!!!

Learn how to cook, especially different kind of delicious cuisine

Remember men are wired differently from women. So sometimes men won't show their emotions, but they do observe things and critically analyze both actions and inaction.

Open communication with a man is better than assuming the man will know what's on your mind.

There are ways and manner you correct a man... shouting and quarreling is not one of them.

Pray for nor just your man but your family. It goes a long way... and your man will see results because of your sincere secret prayers.

Pls and pls... don't compare your man with another. He has his flaws and strength. (A wise man constantly works to improve himself, especially in areas of his flaws)

Finally, when a man returns home after the day's job... please let him feel appreciated...

Connected1:
I swear bro.

Even your existence is useless.

This kind lose dey pain sha....
What an AFCON...
Equatorial Guinea should be proud of themselves

thatigboman:
amokachi just dey there dey mumu himself

Na mute I dey mute the guy.... He is a clown

Football can be cruel sha...
What a time to lose

He has seen the handwriting on the wall... sacking was looming, guy man use brain drop resignation.

This win go pain Ghanaians more than Cameroon

Amokachi will be like... "I don't want to say something to make me feel bias"
Next thing he don drop bias lamba

For Onauchu mind, na leg over be that abi?

SonofElElyonRet:
Where is the Vincent Abubakar nah ?

Inside Ekong pocket