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RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland - Semi Finals by ektbear: 3:50pm On Dec 06, 2012
[quote author=lola.luv]Babe! Loving those dimples and pretty smile. But please, easy on the eyebrows... cheesy cheesy[/quote]heh. I just noticed her eyebrows too..
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland - Semi Finals by ektbear: 3:49pm On Dec 06, 2012
My comment for @livialives is that she should please stop with the fake eyebrows, or whatever it is she is doing with them sad

Natural eyebrows look way better.
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland - Semi Finals by ektbear: 3:47pm On Dec 06, 2012
Sagamite: ROFLMAO!!! grin grin grin grin

That got me laughing so hard. grin

I just can't do a hoodrat. Turns me the fck off. I just turn and move on.

They have their market and it does not include me.
I feel you man. But some of them bad gan
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland - Semi Finals by ektbear: 3:45pm On Dec 06, 2012
shymexx: Damn bro, still tryna take my e-wife... angry

Err... Thank God I'm an e-polygamist - I'll move to my other e-wives... sad
OK, my bad man.

Sybellah is your property, you can keep her grin
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland - Semi Finals by ektbear: 3:37pm On Dec 06, 2012
shymexx: Damn bro, tryna chirpse my e-wife when I'm on the thread, nah?? angry

I paid for dem luscious lips, go get ya own, ya own - *Big Pun's voice* sad
Bros, she can remain your digital wife.

However, when next I'm in Ohio, while she is your digital wife, she might end up my...
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland - Semi Finals by ektbear: 3:36pm On Dec 06, 2012
[quote author=lola.luv]@Rokiatu

Do you do jeans? Haven't seen you in that!

I think all contestants should be seen in a wide range of outfits, to ensure versatility.

How we sure say no be butt and thigh pads dey under that dress!! cheesy cheesy[/quote]Good point!
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland - Semi Finals by ektbear: 3:34pm On Dec 06, 2012
Can someone please communicate to my brother SAFO that nobody wears jheri curls anymore

That stuff died in the 80s, didn't it? cheesy

All the oil in jheri curls would give me pimples
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland - Semi Finals by ektbear: 3:31pm On Dec 06, 2012
Sybellah: lmaooo grin
u know i always follow your advise na, i ll be no one victims kiss
Don't listen to this fellow

I am a cuddly teddy bear, like the type you probably had as a child cheesy grin
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland - Semi Finals by ektbear: 3:30pm On Dec 06, 2012
shymexx: Dem Ekiti niggaz are sly...

SAFO stole his chic with his Jheri curl - ekt_bear will prob. lure you with calculus and algebra... grin

Better watch out before you become a victim.. wink
Who the heck is Safo and who is this chick he "stole?" I wasn't even aware that I had a NL chick
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland - Semi Finals by ektbear: 3:29pm On Dec 06, 2012
oyb: reminds me of this HOOOOT chick in school who had a thing for me (this was 200l) - the gal was fiiiine, she could dress, but her english was omg and she was dumb to boot.
listening to the gal mangle english was like a cat scratching a board. i could not muster the will to push it further. the gal disappeared in 300l, victim of credentials check or something.
Bros, it is the story of my life sad

I go out, meet a gorgeous girl, she opens her mouth and I find out she is basically an empty-headed hoodrat undecided

And these girls, I cannot be myself around them. I have to pretend to be dumb, violent and brutish around them or they get scared and think I am "weird." grin

No more sawdust girls for ekt_bear
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland - Semi Finals by ektbear: 3:22pm On Dec 06, 2012
Sybellah: yup, ohio state smiley
i see...midwest. I'll keep that in mind. I live on the west coast myself.
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland - Semi Finals by ektbear: 3:15pm On Dec 06, 2012
Do naija girls even know how to twerk sef
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland - Semi Finals by ektbear: 3:14pm On Dec 06, 2012
wait sybellah, you are in yankee? I dunno why i thought you are in france
RomanceRe: Men Only! What Can Make You Cry? by ektbear: 3:11pm On Dec 06, 2012
Watching a dog getting beaten/abused will make my eyes a little moist.

But honestly, aside from that...typically in situations where it is appropriate to cry, my response is instead anger. Cursewords are the way I express emotion, not crying.
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland - Semi Finals by ektbear: 3:06pm On Dec 06, 2012
slimyem: embarassedundecidedundecidedundecided
undecidedundecidedundecidedundecided
OK, so you don't like liquor. What do you like to drink then? Beer? Wine? Whichever one you like, take it and loosen up a bit grin
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland - Semi Finals by ektbear: 3:05pm On Dec 06, 2012
My fear is that one of these girls will do a video and we'll find out that she can't speak english or that she has sawdust for brains sad

Please, if you don't speak well or don't reason well, don't do a video of you talking. Don't spoil the beautiful image you have built up.
RomanceRe: --- by ektbear: 3:03pm On Dec 06, 2012
seanet01: Fallen in Love with 9ja girls is a cat and mouse game.
I am a victim before but now, am dangerous ooo
cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland - Semi Finals by ektbear: 3:02pm On Dec 06, 2012
shymexx: Damn bro, she's taken... grin
Just because a girl is taken doesn't mean that you can't compliment her.

Besides, nothing lasts forever. That someone is off the market today doesn't mean they'll be off the market tomorrow cheesy
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland - Semi Finals by ektbear: 3:00pm On Dec 06, 2012
Sybellah: ahaha i was hiding tongue under drogba's picture
so i got nominated by only one person
Well, you have a very pretty face. I would not be surprised if the rest also looks nice...
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland - Semi Finals by ektbear: 2:59pm On Dec 06, 2012
Sagamite: Jeez! God, let me end up with a girl that has a sense of humour. undecided
slimyem needs to loosen up a bit. Maybe a shot of liquor this morning would do the trick cheesy
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland - Semi Finals by ektbear: 2:36pm On Dec 06, 2012
lalaosky: for real...she looks different and classy this night around
yup.

Take this one:
[img]http://imgit.me/i/7i7I2C6.jpg[/img]

Very pretty girl.
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland - Semi Finals by ektbear: 2:31pm On Dec 06, 2012
I actually like the new Becky pictures. See how cute her dimples are cheesy
RomanceRe: --- by ektbear: 2:26pm On Dec 06, 2012
Lust, yes. Love, not yet.
Foreign AffairsRe: Celebrations Planned As Washington Legalizes Marijuana by ektbear: 12:34pm On Dec 06, 2012
Sigh. Sweet herb. Lucky people.
Christianity EtcRe: PHOTOS: World's Tallest Statue Of Jesus.. by ektbear: 12:11pm On Dec 06, 2012
Nice.
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland - Semi Finals by ektbear: 11:39am On Dec 06, 2012
kandiikane: Beckyomas, I heard you felt like I was holding you back by not uploading all your photos. Believe me, I chose the best ones. If I had uploaded all of them, you won't have even seen the shadows of this round but your wish is my command. wink
damn cheesy
PoliticsRe: Do We Have A National Figure In Nigeria? by ektbear: 10:01am On Dec 06, 2012
ROSSIKE: There's absolutely nothing 'weird' about it. There are over 200 countries on earth. How many of them have a 'national icon' you can readily name?

Less than 10 I'm sure!

So what IS weird is having a 'national icon', not lacking one.
Good point.
PoliticsRe: Federal Character Breeds Mediocrity - Sanusi by ektbear: 9:58am On Dec 06, 2012
Tony Spike: Was this same Sanusi Lamido not appointed CBN governor based on federal character or am I missing something here?
I wonder ooh.
LiteratureRe: Can Someone Explain Poetry To Me? by ektbear(op): 9:35am On Dec 06, 2012
Lol, no. Ain't got nothing to do with women. Besides, I don't do that type of stuff, faking interests to please a girl cheesy
LiteratureCan Someone Explain Poetry To Me? by ektbear(op): 8:34am On Dec 06, 2012
I have never in my life liked poetry. It simple doesn't resonate for me.

Can you:

a) explain why you like poetry, what it does for you
b) recommend some good poems to read. And also suggest "how" I should read them so that they have an impact.

Thanks in advance!
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Are Most Nairalanders Jobless? by ektbear: 8:20am On Dec 06, 2012
With smart phones these days, it is pretty easy to browse/post on NL almost 24/7.

I'm basically connected to the internet at all hours of the day (aside from when I'm asleep).
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland - Semi Finals by ektbear: 8:13am On Dec 06, 2012
btw is it me, or are none of the contestants really donking cheesy

Or maybe we just need some more pictures from behind in future rounds

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