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FashionRe: Uniben's Winfrey Okolo Wins 2012 Miss University Nigeria Beauty Pageant by ektbear: 11:08am On Dec 03, 2012
definitely fly.

The competition was a “no-bikini pageant’’ that was particularly aimed at promoting the African culture and discouraging indecent dressing among the youth.
Lammmmmme
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Will Be Amongst The First Industrialised Countries By 2020 by ektbear: 7:26am On Dec 03, 2012
This Goldman Sachs guy is insane

2020 is not very far away....
RomanceRe: Should You Believe You're Beautiful When So Many People Tell You That You Are? by ektbear: 3:01am On Dec 03, 2012
rokiatu: grin grin grin grin I missed mamagee and her threads.

They are always funny as hell and make no dang sense. grin grin grin grin grin
So true cheesy
RomanceHow To Tell If Your Girlfriend Is A Stripper by ektbear(op): 2:23am On Dec 03, 2012
IslamRe: Sunni Muslims Protest Kim Kardashian's Visit To Bahrain by ektbear: 3:06pm On Dec 02, 2012
useless and foolish people
Christianity EtcRe: Is Using Body Spray (Perfume) A Sin Or Not? by ektbear: 3:04pm On Dec 02, 2012
So much body odor in naija as is, this is not going to help matters undecided
Christianity EtcRe: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by ektbear: 3:04pm On Dec 02, 2012
Heatblast: Religious people would always add religious meaning to everything *not suprised* undecided
lmao grin
CelebritiesRe: Ghana's R2bees Backs Out From P-square Concert - Because Of Money? by ektbear: 1:29pm On Dec 02, 2012
One Kenyan girl I met recently decided that she want to learn Igbo simply because of P-square (I think beautiful onyinye is the song that she loves). That is the impact they seem to be having musically in Africa.
PoliticsRe: Enslaved In France, Nigerian Woman Fights Back (video) by ektbear: 9:34am On Dec 02, 2012
BetaThings: An atheist attacks Christianity, Christians rush out desperately to mount their defence. How?
By deflecting the attacks towards Islam. Christianity just needs that prop. It cannot stand on its own

Yet to see a Christian who can be described with those highlighted words. Mirage!
I never mentioned Islam in my post.

I simply said that the Jewish carpenter is a cool guy. And said that he didn't do anything evil in order to found his religion, unlike a certain other faith.

You were the one who immediately identified this evil founder as Mohammed grin
PoliticsRe: Osun To Convert Human, Animal Wastes To Cooking Gas by ektbear: 9:19am On Dec 02, 2012
Biogas is a big deal elsewhere in the world. Will be interesting to see if this takes off.
HealthRe: When Bum Implant Surgery Goes Horribly Wrong by ektbear: 8:46am On Dec 02, 2012
What is the difference between curves and muscle when it comes to behinds.

Those girls with big sexy behinds...you think it made out of blubber, or muscle?
PoliticsRe: Osun To Pay N10,000 Monthly To Elderly People by ektbear: 8:43am On Dec 02, 2012
cheap populism....419
HealthRe: When Bum Implant Surgery Goes Horribly Wrong by ektbear: 6:34am On Dec 02, 2012
Shollypopz: With that being said, I like my not so huge a*ss!!
Don't get me wrong. I might also like your not so huge a*ss. Only way I'll know for sure though is to see a picture of it
HealthRe: When Bum Implant Surgery Goes Horribly Wrong by ektbear: 6:33am On Dec 02, 2012
I didn't even watch the video posted...I don't want to throw up lol.

OK, take this white girl for example:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI2V3wVXbac

I doubt she was born with this booty. She built it..
HealthRe: When Bum Implant Surgery Goes Horribly Wrong by ektbear: 6:28am On Dec 02, 2012
Also, another thing that I've noticed. Girls who run track and field or play volleyball tend to have pretty stellar asses.
HealthRe: When Bum Implant Surgery Goes Horribly Wrong by ektbear: 6:26am On Dec 02, 2012
I see a lot of white girls at my gym putting in work on the squat rack. And they are getting pretty nice results from it...their behinds look pretty damn good to me.

Let me see if I can find some instructional videos for my flat booty African women
HealthRe: When Bum Implant Surgery Goes Horribly Wrong by ektbear: 6:09am On Dec 02, 2012
Baby mama: thank you Jesus for making me an African woman, all natural with everything in quantum
Your name be praised and magnified
I don't have to rotate and manipulate pure water satchets and flying saucers in my bum bum
You created us with everything double double o
Eyin oluwa logo,
To Nu Jah!
My sistas praise da Lord o,we are fearfully and bootiffully made
grin grin grin


On a serious note though. If a girl has a flat bottom, all she needs to do is to hit the squat rack/do deadlifts to get a curvier behind.

No need for dangerous implants.
PoliticsRe: Why Do We Have More Of The Hausa's In The Army? by ektbear: 6:07am On Dec 02, 2012
Dede1: @OP

It is very embarrassing that a Nigerian will vomit such a question and most respondents are dancing around it as if it fell from the sky. It was due to the nepotistic acts of Balewa’s administration since 1961 to have many northerners in the army which led to the first coup in Nigeria. When some of us agitate for equal number of states in each political zones of Nigeria, few moronic ninnies will describe such request as tribally induced.

Nigeria practices ill-informed federal character and quota system without making sure that the common denominator for such system, thus equal number of states in each federating zone, must be equal. Northerners would not have allowed such imbalance in number states in each political zone in Nigeria to exist. Even if it meant upgrading a LGA to Statehood in order to achieve equal number of states in south, northern politicians will do anything to destroy such imbalance. They would even employ the help of goofy southerners to make their bid.
Yup.
CrimeRe: Over 100 Graves Robbed In Benin For Voodoo Rituals by ektbear: 12:25am On Dec 02, 2012
cray
RomanceRe: The Kind Of Guy That Women Find Attractive? by ektbear: 12:12am On Dec 02, 2012
Sagamite: If 6 packs is priority in Nigeria, even Mikel Obi, talkless of Tuface/D'Banj/Don Jazzy, would not have as much chance as some of the agbero boys in Oshodi market.
Lol this is pretty damn true. I guess agberos don't eat very much but burn lots of calories. So they tend to more cut.

Maybe this should be marketed to the Western world as a diet plan cheesy grin
RomanceRe: The Faces Of Nigerian Gays by ektbear: 11:36pm On Dec 01, 2012
[quote author=ndu_chucks]The gay gene is yet to be identified or discovered.[/quote]I doubt it is just one gene. Probably a collection of genetic factors. Anyway, the genetic component is only part of my argument. Even if they freely chose to be gay, wetin concern me?

It doesn't affect the price of my garri, doesn't affect how much money I earn, doesn't affect the women I date, etc. So why should I be so concerned about something that makes no impact on my life?
RomanceRe: How To Look HANDSOME in 2013:: 5 Major Tips!! by ektbear: 11:25pm On Dec 01, 2012
God bless Mr Cork cheesy
RomanceRe: The Faces Of Nigerian Gays by ektbear: 11:18pm On Dec 01, 2012
My philosophy at this point is simply live and let live.

If somebody else's behavior doesn't harm me (or my society), then I'm relatively indifferent.

Also, no sane individual would choose to be gay. It is almost certainly biological. In which case, it makes zero sense for me to beef them, any more than I should beef someone with sickle cell anemia, or who is short, or who has green eyes.
PoliticsRe: Osun To Pay N10,000 Monthly To Elderly People by ektbear: 11:10am On Dec 01, 2012
419
PoliticsRe: Sanusi: Reduction Of Political Appointees, Not For Sack Of Civil Servants by ektbear: 11:03am On Dec 01, 2012
Civil service should also be reduced, truth be told
CelebritiesRe: Blasphemous Picture Of Obama As Jesus Christ Surfaces by ektbear: 11:00am On Dec 01, 2012
Bonarboy frezky: Dis is a real slap 2 christains
I think your inability to spell "Christian" is likely more offensive to your average believer cheesy

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