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berem will simply have to make do with what i have

and alas, i don't 14 to spare.

however, previous customers have left my business feeling satisfied

berem: you go fear question!

berem: What else do I want in a man if not that he must be good on bed? 9 to 14inches sized dicck! Oh yeah! Anything short of that......pftts!

My dear...how huge is your hole that it can comfortably take 14 inches?

lmao

all4naija: I have seen her profile picture before. Her look is a bit intimidating though. I didn't mean to pull her down but her demands certainly call for that.

Different strokes for different folks though...what you may find intimidating, I might find sexy

ItsModella: at least a six zero account
dark skinned with dimples and 6 packs...
over 6 ft tall
drives a Bugatti
lives in a mansion

Look at my moniker, I deserve a model as my guy.

When I think of more, I'll be back...peace out.

We would need to see a profile picture to verify if your wish list matches with what you can reasonably expect

Bros, unless he is secretly Neo from the Matrix, he is probably not skilled enough with with a gun to shoot a guy in the balls.

I even wonder what type of man will be able to keep a cool head as he watches his mother being beaten like a dog.

Shot to his balls?

It didn't say anywhere in the story that the boy is an expert marksman, did it?

inurmind: Boyfriend runs.

Such a simple loophole

Dede1: You have disappointed me with this post. Africans love our parents equally. Any African boy, regardless how small and can fire a weapon, would have physically intervened instead of killing one of the parents. In my neck of wood, the boy will be required to leave town without setting his feet ever again in the town.

Bros, no man can love any two people equally. Any person claiming such is lying, in my opinion.

I would do the same thing. I suspect that most guys would...we love our mothers more than our fathers.

coogar: so you don't think the united kingdom is the almighty? how many countries speak their language?

hasn't been almighty in 60 or 70 years. It is just amusing to me to see someone refer to the UK, in 2012 as "almighty."

Maybe I should say almighty France too.

Even Germany is stronger than both the UK and France, and I wouldn't use that term to describe them.

Anyway, just a digression.

Planning ahead is a good idea.

talina: Hi Rokiatu,

This made me think of one time....when I used to grow these huge vegetable and flower gardens.I was head over heels for this guy who also liked growing things and one day I brought him a big beautiful bouquet of flowers I grew. Lilys, snapdragons, larkspur, daisys, etc. He was thrilled and a couple days later he brought me a bunch of corn he grew.Hehe!

I suppose it can depend on the guy who your giving to,but hopefully a man can recognize a gift from the heart and just enjoy it and "smell the flowers"

+1

it is the sentiment that counts.

babarazy: God bless America

Amen!

The Jewish carpenter is a pretty cool, mellow dude. What is not to like about him. Didn't kill anybody, did wipe out anyone's family or destroy any countries, like the progenitor of a certain other religion..

Royal brings up a good point.

Personally I don't like weaves at all. But if a girl is otherwise attractive...who cares

lmaooo

A combination of raw physical appeal, intellect, and professional success. The "holy trinity" (so to speak) when it comes to women.

Slightly shocked that you used "UK" and "almighty" in the same sentence.

Yes, you have that duty. But are you living up to it?

Only has lead to heartache for me.

Like it sounds like a good idea at first, but it is hard to not get attached to someone...and eventually want more.

Let the factory be shut down and relocated to my town.

If they don't want it, I'd be happy to have it without any strings attached

We should riot and start burning down places and killing

On a serious note, how blasphemous can this be?

There are many kids named "Jesus" after all.

What is blasphemous in islam isn't necessarily blasphemous in Christianity

[quote author=virgin_vampire]Br.e.ast is over rated[/quote]na liiiiiiiiee

hmm

I thought KNUST was the best in Ghana. hmm

pDudd: Lefool lefool you don come again o

See the kain question you dey ask naija babes. Lemme refer you to Stella Obasanjo (RIP). As she fine and cream reach, she go marry gorrilla (OBJ). Why you think say she marry am? Na because hin dey handsome?

Money for hand, yansh for air

Where is the legendary entertainer from Yorubaland by the way of Peckham?

I miss his entertaining posts.