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cruzita:
he remains baba nla



the super star

ok..

Freakypinky:
I see GEJ's Ass sitting in EFCC's custody in just a matter of time

luk baby, the truth be told. This will never come close to the EFCC. Frankly speaking.
Even if he is corrupt which we all speculating about, there is no way he could even be invited by the EFCC. They gat no guts to do that.
Im not saying it's a gud thing that he's above the law, no.
It's just the Nigerian syndrome my dear.
They can't. They are just trying to make it look speculative of which me and u knw it's a political thing which wuld b swept under the carpet.

EMMYLBANKS:
watin uniben sug president lauretta do 2day make me conclude say i must get money and power if not God go vex with me if i no make am

abeg nack me tori ma brudah. Na wetin she do?

PapiDShipCapt:
on a second thought still, why don't we bank customers limit our cash deposit into the bank to #10,000 weekly or monthly. or better still we close our account with the bank.

Nonesense bank people, all I see is laziness in the banking sector and a way of reducing their work load as they r sacking their staffs. If we don't lodge our hard earned funds in d bank there won't be business for them. so why stressing customers over their hard earned money?

this is y d westerners will always b ahead of us! Even if there r gnna b shortcomings that doesn't mean it's a bad idea. We must start frm somwhr even if there r gnna b stumbling blocks, buh we wuld get over it overtime.
It a gud 1.

charix:
It's only here on nairaland you see igbos vs Yorubas e-fighting meanwhile in real life they bend each other into different sexual positions. Funny enough even amongst nairalanders they still get married although to the chagrin of useless tribalists.

I'm still surprised at her choosing a Nigerian man, I always thought with her exposure she would never settle for a Nigerian as she would see them as below her level.

wah make u feel she think in this primitive way of urs
Inferiority syndrome.

mrvitalis:
Shebi I said region?? And I meant gas reserves not tapped ones.. . Nigeria is currently tapping less than 5% of her has reserves so bro chill

even the whole of east gat no untaped reserve compared to only the section of Delta state which the central.

Lolz. Diz man can b xo hilarious.

This is nigeria and what ever you experience here is the Nigerian syndrome.

mrvitalis:
For me gas is more important than gas

Atleast the south East(imo and anambra) has more gas than any region,ondo also has enough gas to power the West

The gas master plan in Nigeria need to be redrawn, the sector in to be unbundled to allow investors come in and believe me if that happens a 12.5kg of gas will sale below 1500 and this will kill petrol because this will give u 40 hrs of constant electricity with the average generator
And the new master plan should be in a way that companies can build power plants and services a radius of 5km and for a 45% tax waver.. .. And the bill in such region goes to the government
But we have leaders who think inside the their a$$

liar!
Delta central has more gas than any coutry in Africa!
Or do u know of Otorogu gas plant?
Google it.

K

I start by saying that as we are getting more civilised and i think so our attitude would skip along.
So to say, our mode or style of interaction or way of understanding have been spinning fast. But i most say, that of the female folks (my opinion tho) easily let some factors, let not give the fact that ''it's a man's world'' as most us (guys) would put it.
And let me reserve whatever i have in mind.

The Niqqurs or The Baes,
who pull more friends than enemies or who make more enemies than friends.
Plz ur comment z welcome

Musician n footballers always ve dis syndrome

An African... Gud one here.

ireneony:
elaborate.

ah lie down n she sits her p** on ma mouth as she squarts down as if she's playin d cow gurl.
Her enjoy dat alot it saves me off stress.
N she wuld jez b up de moaning in pleasure.
TBH, Every gurl luvs dis.

Ok o..

dante300:
I am contemplating taking a hidden camera to her apartment fix it and study her every move from my phone....don't care how much it would cost me.

guy relax ur nerves ok.
Jez giv her a brake, dn't get ursef work up.
Giv her a brake.

ireneony:
elaborate.

hehehe..... Ah can't spew here... Permission 2 pm u.

ireneony:
u sabi am

ve u done face sitting b4?
Mehn.... She jez get mad all d tym...
Long tym tho.

And it's found..... Inside inside inside d Nokia evil forest! This kind snake sef e get part2 o...

ireneony:
Sucking of breast is good but the hight of it all is wen u go down low

n u run ur tongue all over d undies lyk a pro

Ijaya123:
A whole lots of churches are now scammers. It is all about the interest of the pastors. Many don't even preach salvation anymore. Just prosperity so members can continue to donate and make the pastors richer.

This is why I'm tempted to agree with those who says churches should be taxed.

frm ur statement it means u r in no position xo stay off.
Proudly Christ Embassy.

omolola15:
Please keep blowing exxon Mobil pipelines, keep kidnapping their staffs and watch the Americans come d for you.

u talk shi*t bro.
What z d US comin 2 do in d Niger Delta?
Do they think dis is Libya?
Or dnt they knw d diffence btwn creek and desert.

K

OWERRI: MY PERSPECTIVE ABOUT THE CITY.

OWERRI is the capital of Imo State. The HEARTLAND.
Located at SouthEastern Nigeria.
A city of Major Igbo by nativity.
Here. Am going to discuss my observations and comparison.


COMMUNICATION.
The poeple love speaking their language. You hear them at any expense speaking Igbo.
In the market, Bank, Road, name it.
From traffic officer to mobile Police officer. On our way going an officer stopped us saying ''obere ego'' what does that mean?
Well my fellow Igbo niqqurs could do the needful.
Even in public places, it's only the Igbo language you could hear not even Pidgin_English unlike where am from. UGHELLi.


SECURITY.
Mehhn..... This place is a Heaven from my view when compared to UGHELLi and some other places if i may say.
You could walk freely even at 2am, in the area i am (MCC ROAD). I always see some dudes always outside close to the road sitted gisting every evening. Unlike
In UGHELLi,
if are found walking or gathered especially boys like that in the night, just around 8pm, guy na you know wetin you de fyn o...
It's either you are snatched by
1. ''ELOKPA'', "BAKASI"
or by
2. JVCs, Mafites, Bangers, Vickiz etc.
Coz those boiz them small o... Buh them no ge joy at all...
If you are caught by no.1 hehehe..... Jez smile coz ur own beta.
No just panick coz ur phone and any other accesories would be intact.
Jez call ur parents to bring 10k. No long tin.

Buh if it's no.2.
Boy, No just dispute with them o..
Just raise ur hand up mak dem collect wetin dem wan collect, mak dem go or else,
it's either dem giv u short-live dat is if God is by ur syd or na u and God knw the rest.


ENVIRONMENT.
In this place, you can sleep in your verandah till twilight buh the cool no be here o.... No mosquitoe at all....
Nice place but i hear say snake full d place, buh ah neva still bliv sha.
Gud reddish soil viable soil for planting, since the robust and greenish cassava leaves and other crops indicates the viability of the aforementioned soil.
So, one of the busiest axis i have gone to, is the DOUGLAS ROAD, OWERRI.
And the most beautiful junction is the
FREEDOM FALLS.
This place is always an attention seeker. It really speak loud like the name.
But the beautiful area i have visited is the Governor's and commissioners lodge.
This place is WOW! Tho.


BABES.
Guys...
Hehehe...
Immediately you land here.
If you are driving concentrate well o...
Cause u could hit the next vehicle.
Them ge babes o....
Fair pepely babes with beta body features.
If you come here seeking for marriage, you better settle for one o...
Cause ages wuld pass and you are still looking for which to settle with.
Them try for babes sha..


Grooving...
@ MCC road na till twilight i heard.

Plz Feel free to add yours.
I lay my pen.

Cc. Lalasticala plz do the needful.
Thank you.

Have been pundering on this lately.
Plz male or female which of them are more jealous and plz also add ur reason, very important.
Lets kip rollin!
roctation oya!

Wetin concern dem?

lastpage:
BAD idea!

if this is how PDP plans to rig itself into office, it is "Dead On Arrival".

National I.D card does not have all the Biometrics and Security Features of the Electoral card.
It is not machine readable as well.

Chip & pin nor dey! D.o.D, l repeat.


It can still be used for just identification.... like we use our Passports






Lastpage!

wah class r u?
May b u r a pupil, i guess.

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