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iamNotAlone:
He talks like a woman when he's angry. Overtly jealous , reads meaning to every of my moves.
If you see us on the street, you will think we are a perfect couple because of the way he treats me in public.
This is someone I tried so hard to make my family accept and right now my family likes him a lot because he has managed to put up a good image with them.

This guy is frustrating me a lot,suspects every move I make,quarrels like a woman, always going through my phone like I am hiding something in d phone. I am not happy most times and thinking of leaving but I don't know how to go about it..........I don't know what and how to tell my people cos they will start shouting on me and saying all sorts.
Again, he's always around me, wouldn't give me space. People think it's love but he's choking me.
I can't deal no more..... Pls, Fam.....what do I do

leme tell u d truth. Diz guy luvs u lyk mad. Seriously.

It's adviceable u use yam n ogbono. It very commom wid d yolobas

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NLjega:
[size=16pt] Did you know that the winner of the Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 went home with 10,000 Naira?

Miss Nairaland Winner the 7th Edition will go home with 7 times what the winner went home with last year. [/size]

daz kul.

M400:
I joined Nairaland early this year,I followed Miss Nl 2016 with great attention. From the nominations to the grand finale I was present,when the campaign thread turned into a battle Field I watched it all. Now to the lessons-:
THE TEAM: Some group of people have to belief in you so greatly as to sacrifice their mega bytes and time to campaign on your behalf,whether the initiative to keep them believing is money,your beauty, your brains or your conduct on NL,pity etc it does not matter.This group of people make your matter their personal issue, fighting and throwing stones on your behalf even in your absence. For me the best team this year is TEAM MIMZY,walahi those people can fight until they die and their campaign strategy was dope,they were never tired even when it was like Miss NL was not going to happen this year.Congratulations guys una try for Mimzy!!!
Who you know? - Miss NL no bi joke,so who you know is very crucial. You can have a wonderful team buh people will listen when you have influential people as part of the team,someone like SMELLYMOUTH!!! don't know who that dude is,buh is quite influential on this forum. People you know might not be the obvious influential persons,buh those that work from the background like the................... themselves, they don't say much buh when e happen you go know.
Words- Always learn to say thank you even if you don't mean it,don't waste your time on unnecessary exchange of words with nairalanders,they will always have something to say. Let your team do the fighting while you glow. Be reserved in your words,read,think, before you respond some hating parasite they are everywhere. In the cause of the voting, always be active to spur those that believe in you.
Pictures-Take out time to take nice pictures, your full body and head shots. Your picture background matters,please stay away from the bushes while taking your pictures,less editing,less graphics.
Be real: people love someone they can relate with,be you and have an open mind to ideas and suggestions.
ITS NoT A Do or Die affair: You must not win,buh make an impact that will leave everyone talking, don't go creating Enemies for yourself. Mysticgal achieved that this year!!!!
M400 making common sense!!!!!!

in nairaland no enemies r made. They r jez bunch of attention seeking fellas.

safarigirl:
don't even dare compare Agbani to this.

Forget being most beautiful, what you have isn't even beautiful to begin with. At least get someone who could pass for beautiful, not BANG average.

"At least she won" is a mediocre statement, she won doesn't make her the most beautiful. Maybe she's more beautiful than you are, but certainly not more beautiful than most of the contestants

see this one that joined NL yesterday. If i want attention it's not from the likes of you. We were here when they organized the first Mr and Miss NL and people who were worth it won, bring out the first Miss NL and compare her to this one and you will speak the truth.

The entire thing has just been denigrated to a big popularity contest and I have continually questioned the voting process, these 'winners' will keep me questioning Seun, Dygeasy and everyone else.

If you like, call it attention seeking, but I already have the attention of those who matter

i even knw u own nairaland.
Kwotinu

safarigirl:
which beholder?

Would you take a second look at your Miss NL if you saw her walking down the road?

I certainly wouldn't and neither would most of her voters. This is just a big popularity contest and most of her voters are those she talks to as well as friends of friends, I bet they didn't even look at pictures.

From a neutral point of view, there were farrrrr better looking contestants.

At least, the winners of Mr NL tend to look better than those who win Miss NL, lemme wait for that one

since na u fyn pass.
I crown u d queen.


Shey probz again?
Attention seeking syndrome.

All hail the queen! Her Royal Majesty! Queen Lanicky1 of NL.

irunoobo:
I'm a football fan. Not the biased type

i asked a simple question. I xpect yes or no ans. Shikena. D*ck r*der i cover ma d*ck in Jesus name. Amen.

irunoobo:
Baaa sense, baaa brain, baaa intelligence. Despite all i wrote there with a snapshot, your brain can only reply with insults instead of stating facts. Omugor

r u a barca fan?

Ok copy

irunoobo:
You Ronaldo fans will not stop ur unnecessary bias. Here is a snapshot from livescore.com commentary. Check out 117 mins. Where is Ronaldo assist stated there? The selfish moda4ker wanted to score and was denied before QUARESMA pounced. Ronaldo has not been influential and exceptional in this tournament. He is a flop by his standards by scoring a brace against a team like Hungary who are not a dominant force in world football

Ronaldo is flop.
Ehen i concur.
Oya kill ursef.
Mtcheeeww....
All dis barca fans with myopic syndrome.

Gud 1

Enrichlee:
Frontpage already! Make I pitch my tent here follow pity d guy RIP(BTW, shey he's dead nii)

y yo wishing d living dead.

They went there to do waht. Or were de invited.

Wah z all diz grammar 4.
U spoke intelligently and u weren't intelligent enough to spot the scam coming.
My friend park well.
Medicine afta death.

impactinfluence:
‘Fayose Must Go’, ‘We Don’t Want a Criminal as our Governor’, ‘How Can Fayose be Richer Than Ekiti?’, ‘Where is Ekiti’s N100 million?’, ‘What Happened to Ekiti Airport Fund?’
In a swift reaction, Fayose, through his Media Aide, Lere Olayinka, accused the APC of sponsoring the protest. “The protesters are remnants of the Kayode Fayemi administration. They were not even up to 100. Their leader Omotunde Fajuyi, is a card carrying member of the APC. Don’t be deceived by the lies that they are activists.” “Instead of them to go to Abuja and face President Buhari, that has turned the country upside down, they are saying Governor should resign. They are saying someone looted Ekiti. Where is the Ekiti that can be looted? The State already looted by the APC government./

lol. Dat lere Olayinka has mouth diarrhea. I think he would b of gud use in 2019 by th PDP.

All guys ain't the same tho.

For me, Referendum is the way.

Oya twaci com n join me for dis match o... Hope u knw who im in support of. *Grabs ma staradler*

Twaci:
Wrong thread and timing dear
But thanks either way

im sowie boo

HERSLEY:
Hmmmm team man utd

yea! GGMU!

ajademola2000:
You want to start what you can't finish. I weep for SS people in Lagos

wah wuld happen 2 dem?
U think dis boiz r Opc?
U r jez in lag rapping shit.
Aniways seems u vn't bin 2 d creeks b4.
There's nothing dis boiz can't do.
It's jez dat de r being cautioned by others.
All we can do is to pray my dear.

This jegede is always an attention seeker.

I vote lanicky.
Ma NL crushie (twaci) recommend.
Cc.Nljega

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baby, u r such an angel. Very pretty.
Can we ve a chat, plz.

Shym3xx:
Sukkot

Ya crush is a fashion disaster and she ought to be arrested by the feds for crime against fashion, with her tranny face.

This is what you get from a no talent having heaux who named an album "mama Africa" but her first single "Ferrari". Like what's the correlation between mama Africa and Ferrari? These fvcked mofos just stay destroying Africa while calling its name in vain. And the tune is pure doo doo trash - the type of tune I'll take a fat big shiit on and wipe my bum with it lol.

if e pain u make u go hug transformer na.

Businessideas:
Thank God he didn't say he was being witch-hunted! He suddenly forgot that the indebtedness of irresponsible borrowers like him made Union Bank to sack more than 1000 workers greater number than the number of people he claims he is employing,as if the jobs of his workers is more important than that of people who got fired by union bank because of the mess he caused.
Thank God we are not in GEJ 's era, AMCON would never have gotten shishi from this cunning fox. Since last Friday that the court ruled on the AMCON takeover, he waited till almost a week before acting thereby disrupting the business of his tenants in Galleria. He should get ready to be sued and pay compensation to his tenants who pay a lot as rent and service charges. His irresponsible attitude cause them to lose money and business,imagine those eateries in the galleria and how most of their food would have been spoilt.

hw much do u think doz union bank staff r paid?

Every 9t? 4 wah! Hehehe.... U wan kill person abi. If men loves s*x doesn't mean everyday, dat z suicide my dear. Ur man wuld just brake down ontop of u oneday. Trust me.

Even if i love to the moon n back won't make me cry na. Haba for God sake. Ima guy.

Shameless dud.e his version didn't even match d original version. This how they go abt stealing other peeps song with no courtesy.

Thought she said men and women ain't equal