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NYSCRe: Corper Decamped For Refusing To Wear Trousers by ElCaballa(m): 11:29pm On Mar 12, 2013
50calibre: This NYSC people should learn to respect people's religious beliefs and choices.
which religious beliefs.She knew about the rules before hand.do you expect NYSC to change a practice that has been there since inception because one religious bigot came to camp.NYSC respected her by giving her a way out which is EXEMPTION.Didnt that same faith tell her to give unto Ceasar what belongs to Ceasar and God what belongs to God.You people should not be taking this Religion to the extreme.
PoliticsRe: Alamieyeseigha, Others To Get State Pardon Today by ElCaballa(m): 3:39pm On Mar 12, 2013
Symphony007: did the united states of america finish when president gerald ford gave presidential padon to his corrupt boss richard nixon, this happened in the 70's and the u.s is still continuing through 2013. Nigerians just love exargeration and acting as if everything abnormal only happens here.
hey mr wannabe.must youy always compare us with those people.How much did Nixon steal? We all the about the case of Nixon.we are talking about a man that stole his state dry and you are talking about Nixon.
CrimeRe: Toddler Shot By Robbers In Lagos Dies After 7 Months by ElCaballa(m): 3:26pm On Mar 12, 2013
I have come to realize that anybody that dies in this country will go straight to heaven.Its enough punishment to be born in this country.Living here is like staying in purgatory where you suffer for your little sins before moving to heaven.But what is our sin?
CrimeRe: Toddler Shot By Robbers In Lagos Dies After 7 Months by ElCaballa(m): 3:22pm On Mar 12, 2013
Why didnt the Govt. Fly the innocent kid abroad.mayb he was not as important as the likes of Suntai.what a HELL called Nigeria!
HealthRe: Nano-particles & Bee Venom Can Kill HIV – New Study by ElCaballa(m): 3:36pm On Mar 11, 2013
English pls
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NIMC Make-up Test, Who Else Got The Text? by ElCaballa(m): 8:01am On Mar 11, 2013
Hayjaycity: slowpoke
I guess you are one of the reasons they are calling us to come and clean up the mess.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NIMC Make-up Test, Who Else Got The Text? by ElCaballa(m): 5:40am On Mar 11, 2013
tducks2003: i got it too.but confused. it's nimc.gov..ng but dis is nimcjobs.com. pls check d make2 out. any difference
did the initial text msg with which you wrote the exam carry gov.ng instead.?Why are you Nigerian graduates always confused.didnt you check the previous message against this one?Believe me,there is only one reason for this make up test=poor performance.i believe most of you went there and messed up.they couldnt get what they want.there was no time to giraffeeing and sorting.dont worry.we that missed the first test will go there to possess our possession.The GOD of seconds chance have given us a second chance.
PoliticsRe: Imo Deputy Governor Resigns by ElCaballa(m): 4:26pm On Mar 10, 2013
rhymz: Well, word on the street is that he got what he deserved. The guy does not seem to be anyone's darling, not even his own Owerri people.
So what you are saying in essence is that if is people's darling,nobody would have cared if he steals their hearts or not.do you see the kind of average mentality of imolites.
PoliticsRe: Imo Deputy Governor Resigns by ElCaballa(m): 4:20pm On Mar 10, 2013
rhymz: It is obvious you do not like the Man but please be objective with the way you criticize and paint untrue suggestive scenerios.
Mr Jude's calculated resignation actually shows that he is guilty of the accusations of graft leveled against him. Infact, prosecution is now as easier as he would have lost immunity and can now be arrested and investigated. I am presently in Owerri and I tell you this, even Owerri people support his removal. And for your information, he was the de facto commissioner for works, stop arguing if you do not have your facts biko.
it is a fact too that you dont like Agbaso.Which imo people are supporting his removal.When did you conduct the opinion poll.Pls stop this keke napep mentality that has taken over imo state.
PoliticsRe: Imo Deputy Governor Resigns by ElCaballa(m): 11:47am On Mar 10, 2013
I am sorry for all of you that are here condemning him already.i am not holding brief for anybody for i must state that he is innocent until proven guilty.and remember that this is politics.Only few knows what is really going on behind the scenes.There are more to what you guys are reading online.They tell you what you want to hear.If Agbaso is guilty,may justice take its course.If not....Imolites are watching.
CelebritiesRe: List 3 Famous People You Respect And Admire. by ElCaballa(m): 9:58am On Mar 08, 2013
Tupac Umaru Shakur
Adolf Hitler
Osama Bin Laden
CelebritiesRe: List 3 Famous People You Respect And Admire. by ElCaballa(m): 9:54am On Mar 08, 2013
My mother
my landlord's daughter
Sharon Stone
PoliticsRe: 3 Arrested Over Patience’s Stolen Properties by ElCaballa(m): 9:45am On Mar 08, 2013
Pls what is the source of her great wealth? Did she make so much money as a civil servant or she is floating a company? Pls i sincerey want to know.
CelebritiesRe: Omotola Closes Her Facebook Account Over Fraudulent Activities by ElCaballa(m): 7:08am On Mar 08, 2013
Like my President would say,i don't give a damnn.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Was Nani's Red Card Justified? by ElCaballa(m): 1:02pm On Mar 06, 2013
MODs must every fuc.king damned thing makes front page?
PoliticsRe: Atiku Donates N1.5M To Journalist With Kidney Problem by ElCaballa(m): 12:22pm On Mar 05, 2013
This rich men sef.Atiku cant even close eyes and foot the guy's bill.The other day,Danjuma went and donated N2.2 billion to ABU for the propagation of...... But to help a fellow dying man..for wia!
PoliticsRe: Happy 76th Birthday To Olusegun Obasanjo by ElCaballa(m): 12:13pm On Mar 05, 2013
Dee60: Watch your language. No human being has been able to choose the way he looks. That comes from God. If you abuse a man based on his looks, who are you accusing? Think. We need to grow up in Nigeria. Illiteracy, and particularly an unwilling attitude to learning is such a big problem here. This is a language you would not find anyone use in the developed world. It is so irritating and backward.
Really? The same developed world that label our brothers who are playing football in europe as monkeys.I guess you will call that civilized act just because its been done by ur white masters.SMH! BTW,i am not in support of what the guy said though
PoliticsRe: Imo Govt To Revoke Unexecuted Contracts by ElCaballa(m): 10:54pm On Mar 03, 2013
If Rochas says that he is going to convert the Ahajioku centre built by Ohakim to shopping mall,that ll be the height of stupidity of his admin.Seems like he is bent on destroying Ohakim's few legacies.Why convert a monumental building in the middle of nowhere to a shopping mall when there are alot of useless white elephant buildings in town he can convert to shopping mall.When the next governor comes,maybe he ll convert your Ojukwu centre to strip house...and the cycle of stupidity in governance continues.
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan To Visit Maiduguri On Thursday? by ElCaballa(m): 11:20am On Mar 02, 2013
Billyonaire: No, I am not mad. And again, you need to have attended even First Year in the University, you have committed Fallacy Ad Homonium and I fear for your sanity as a person. Learn to tackle issues and not persons, it hurts to know there are so many illiterates who just know how to type.
Oga but that is what you are good at.attacking people rather than issues.Maybe you are an educated illiterate(if there is anything like that) lol
Music/RadioRe: Tonto Dike - “Jeje” by ElCaballa(m): 5:08pm On Mar 01, 2013
Some of you are here blastering her without even listening to the song.Baby,i dont have enough MB to download your song now but i ll get it later.haters can go to hell.more power to your elbow.
PoliticsRe: PDP Has Disappointed South-east –okorocha by ElCaballa(m): 1:51pm On Mar 01, 2013
ujchief: Rochas is gunning for his own selfish interest! How could he join APC without consulting the Ohanaeze?
Selfishness! That's the bane of most of our igbo leaders.

For me, there is no need putting old wines in new skin. Pdp has not disappointed Ndigbo, our leaders has disappointed us!
leaders with no ideology.everyone keep blaming the party next door for his ineptitude.
PoliticsRe: PDP Has Disappointed South-east –okorocha by ElCaballa(m): 1:47pm On Mar 01, 2013
DerideGull: APGA and Rochas Okorocha have disappointed Imo State!!!!!!!!!!
you asked for it.why are you lamenting?
FamilyRe: Celebrating Birthdays For February 29th Born Family Member? by ElCaballa(m): 3:41pm On Feb 28, 2013
nikkykay: they r still February and not March people so i always think dey shld celebrate on d 28th and not March 1st.
At least take permission from we that r 28th. I have friend dat is 29th, i have allowed him to share 28th with me since he wont celebrate until 2016
happy birthday to me, mates & feb 29th peeps kiss kiss kiss
happ birthday mate.wher r u celebrating ur own.i plan takin my peeps to club tonite and luckily for me,its ladies nite.free entry for them.we gonna paint the club red tonite.
FamilyRe: Celebrating Birthdays For February 29th Born Family Member? by ElCaballa(m): 3:34pm On Feb 28, 2013
Anybody born on the 29th can come and celebrate wit me today.it has been celebration galore since 2pm.My babe said tonite,she is gonna giv me the sweetest birthday night.you know how it feels when ur woman is on the driver's seat.Baba God noni.BTW Oga Seun,i think u should giv those idle MODs who derive pleasure in banning people and hiding posts more job to do like sendin birthday messages.
PoliticsRe: Can Nigeria Become A Super Power Without Electricity? by ElCaballa(m): 1:37pm On Feb 27, 2013
Orikinla: [size=18pt]This is more than the primary school answer you want and as know primary school IQ has not helped majority of Nigerians to even think more than monkeys.
That is why majority of Nigerian graduates are jobless, because of lack of ratiocination.

Nigeria cannot become a super power without electricity. But the lack of regular electricity is not why Nigeria is underdeveloped. The low IQ of majority of Nigerians who are intellectually re-tarded is the major obstacle.

Monkeys will still be monkeys even with all the electricity in the world. And majority of Nigerians reason like monkeys and behave like monkeys, even here on Nairaland. They know how to consume bananas, but they don't know how to grow banana plants.[/size]
oga intellectual as a matter of fact,you sound fustrated.those corpses you are washing in abroad is really affecting you.yes we are monkeys and we are lazy but we ll always be better than people like you.can you tell me one invention or book or idea that is in your name.the way you are sounding,its either you are a fool or you have been away for too long.I OFTEN WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU PEOPLE THINK THAT NIGERIANS YOUTHS ARE LAZY.If you are tired of washing corpse there,you can contact us.we can atleast pay for ur flight ticket back home.Osa Ozu.
PoliticsRe: Can Nigeria Become A Super Power Without Electricity? by ElCaballa(m): 1:36pm On Feb 27, 2013
Orikinla: [size=18pt]This is more than the primary school answer you want and as know primary school IQ has not helped majority of Nigerians to even think more than monkeys.
That is why majority of Nigerian graduates are jobless, because of lack of ratiocination.

Nigeria cannot become a super power without electricity. But the lack of regular electricity is not why Nigeria is underdeveloped. The low IQ of majority of Nigerians who are intellectually re-tarded is the major obstacle.

Monkeys will still be monkeys even with all the electricity in the world. And majority of Nigerians reason like monkeys and behave like monkeys, even here on Nairaland. They know how to consume bananas, but they don't know how to grow banana plants.[/size]
oga intellectual as a matter of fact,you sound fustrated.those corpses you are washing in abroad is really affecting you.yes we are monkeys and we are lazy but we ll always be better than people like you.can you tell me one invention or book or idea that is in your name.the way you are sounding,its either you are a fool or you have been away for too long.I OFTEN WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU PEOPLE THINK THAT NIGERIANS YOUTHS ARE LAZY.If you are tired of washing corpse there,you can contact us.we can atleast pay for ur flight ticket back home.Osa Ozu.
PoliticsRe: Can Nigeria Become A Super Power Without Electricity? by ElCaballa(m): 1:33pm On Feb 27, 2013
Orikinla: [size=18pt]This is more than the primary school answer you want and as know primary school IQ has not helped majority of Nigerians to even think more than monkeys.
That is why majority of Nigerian graduates are jobless, because of lack of ratiocination.

Nigeria cannot become a super power without electricity. But the lack of regular electricity is not why Nigeria is underdeveloped. The low IQ of majority of Nigerians who are intellectually re-tarded is the major obstacle.

Monkeys will still be monkeys even with all the electricity in the world. And majority of Nigerians reason like monkeys and behave like monkeys, even here on Nairaland. They know how to consume bananas, but they don't know how to grow banana plants.[/size]
oga intellectual as a matter of fact,you sound fustrated.those corpses you are washing in abroad is really affecting you.yes we are monkeys and we are lazy but we ll always be better than people like you.can you tell me one invention or book or idea that is in your name.the way you are sounding,its either you are a fool or you have been away for too long.I OFTEN WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU PEOPLE THINK THAT NIGERIANS YOUTHS ARE LAZY.
PoliticsRe: American Anthem Announced Before Nigeria’s At THISDAY Awards by ElCaballa(m): 12:53pm On Feb 27, 2013
Tomorrow when Bance visits nigeria,those fools will sing Burkina Anthem before ours.baboons
PoliticsRe: American Anthem Announced Before Nigeria’s At THISDAY Awards by ElCaballa(m): 12:47pm On Feb 27, 2013
naptu2: Those guests got it wrong. The Nigerian anthem is always played last (because it's the most important). I posted this on another thread:

You got the protocol right regarding state flags, but you got it wrong with regards to anthems.

Regarding state flags, the law states: -



Furthermore, when flown on an official vehicle, the national flag must be flown at the right side of the vehicle, while any other flag that is flown must be flown at the left side of the vehicle.


With regards to anthems, protocol demands that the national anthem must always be played 2nd or last, as the case may be. That's why, if you notice, during football matches, the visiting team's anthem is played first before the home team's anthem is played.

Similarly, during state visits, the visiting head of state's anthem must be played before the Nigerian anthem.
http://nigerianobservernews.com/07102011/features/features1.html

This is similar to the order of arrival and salute at state functions. Protocol demands that the President must be the last dignitary to arrive the venue.

For example, this is the order of arrival/salute during independence day and armed forces remembrance day celebrations.

Military rule.

1) Service Chiefs - Receive the General Salute.

2) Minister of Defence/Chief of Defence Staff/Chairman Joint Chiefs of Staff - Receives the National Salute (first stanza of the National Anthem).

3) Chief Justice of Nigeria - Receives the General Salute.

4) Chief of Staff, Supreme Headquarters/Chief of General Staff - Receives the General Salute.

5) Head of State/President/Commander in Chief - Receives the National Salute (full anthem).


Civilian rule.

1) Service Chiefs: Receive the General Salute.

2) Chief of Defence Staff: Receives the General Salute.

3) Minister of Defence: Receives the General Salute.

4) Chief Justice of Nigeria: Receives the General Salute.

5) Speaker, House of Representatives: Receives the General Salute.

6) Senate President: Receives the General Salute.

7) Vice President: Receives the National Salute (first stanza of the National Anthem).

8 ) President & Commander in Chief - Receives the National Salute (full anthem).

Below, flag of the Commander in Chief of The Armed Forces of The Federal Republic of Nigeria (which must always be flown to the left, while the National Flag is at the right). It is an offence for anybody, except the Commander in Chief, to fly this flag.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/887871_Armed20Forces20Commander20in20Chief20Flag_pngf0d6698c0e1326f0ad32feedea6d2965
pls prof.,is Bill Clinton on a state function?
CelebritiesRe: Pictures From Goldie Harvey's Funeral by ElCaballa(m): 10:03pm On Feb 25, 2013
Pls where is my Tonto D.ick abi Dike.I hv not seen you on front page of recent.Pls show your face.even if its where you are in the loon taking a leap,i know it ll make frontpage ASAP.am kind of addicted to you.no thanks to Seun and co.
BTW,R.I.P Goldie.i ll miss that ur hair!
Car TalkRe: At What Age Did You Buy Your First-Car And How Much Then? by ElCaballa(m): 5:52pm On Feb 25, 2013
I know most of you here lied.as for me,i dnt have car yet but i bought my first KEKE NAPEP for 370k last year.i ll be 20 by thursday.i hope to become a millionaire before 25 so help me Lord!
HealthRe: Health Expert Warns: Any Food Eaten After 8pm Is Poison by ElCaballa(m): 8:15am On Feb 25, 2013
Doc sir,is S.EX after 8 p.m bad too?

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