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Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Won The The Best Social Forum Award by Elcapo(m): 1:34pm On Nov 23, 2014
PikshurOrAdontbiliveIt undecided
Education / Re: Best Graduating Student With 6.5CGPA Out Of 7.0CGPA At University Of Ibadan by Elcapo(m): 8:07am On Nov 23, 2014
mojeed4:


ase... converting that 6.5 to 5.0 scale you get a 4.64
also converting a 6.0(first class) to a 5.0 scale you also get a 4.29
so tell me aw you are right
Romance / Re: D’banj A.K.A MR X Just Propose To Tonto Dikeh by Elcapo(m): 6:05am On Nov 23, 2014
lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: A Thread For Ugly Boys by Elcapo(m): 10:19am On Nov 22, 2014
grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Safety Tips On How To Identify Fake Policemenat A Glance. by Elcapo(m): 10:15am On Nov 22, 2014
What if he's holding a gun yet Ɣ٥U̶̲̥̅̊ confirmed he's fake cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Bob Marley To Be The Face Of The World’s First International Cannabis Brand by Elcapo(m): 5:01pm On Nov 21, 2014
So kukuye don turn herb now
Sports / Re: RONALDO, Who Bears The Name Better? by Elcapo(m): 4:46pm On Nov 21, 2014
Cristiano Ronaldo!!!
T̶̲̥̅̊​ħƹ name sweet die, esp †̥ђƺ rhyme part "cristiaNO and ronalDO"
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Gives N500k Cash Gift To Stylist (Pictures) by Elcapo(m): 1:58pm On Nov 21, 2014
KAYCEEJUNIOR:
Seun .... do the needful,











***modified*****
I talk am everything about totodicky dey sweet Seun, see as him rush move the thing to FP
grin
Politics / Re: Happy 57th Birthday To Pres. Goodluck Jonathan! *20 Facts Know About Him* by Elcapo(m): 8:56am On Nov 20, 2014
lipsrsealed
Nairaland / General / Re: The Best World War II Action And Horrific Photos by Elcapo(m): 6:10am On Nov 19, 2014
Hitler D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ dia?
Politics / Re: 2015: Jonathan Schemes For S’west Votes by Elcapo(m): 12:13am On Nov 19, 2014
smithsammy:
just because of next time; do not quote long post like this again. Just reply.
cheesy
Y wouldn't į̸̸̨
Guess Ɣ٥u're lazy as well, it took U̶̲̥̅̊ almost 2minutes b4 scrolling past that shii ryt cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Awww... What If Agbani Darego & D'banj Were In Love? (see Photo) by Elcapo(m): 5:43pm On Nov 18, 2014
What if į̸̸̨ tell Ɣ٥U̶̲̥̅̊ say agbani no fyn reach ♍ƺ seff...
BTW
What abt D'Banj's daughter of Billionaire GF
He don fire A̶̲̥̅♏
Education / Re: . by Elcapo(m): 5:34pm On Nov 18, 2014
Τ̅☺ be blunt bro....
Į̸̸̨ don't think Ɣ٥U̶̲̥̅̊ can make it Τ̅☺ 2.1 not to talk of 1st class seff
Or else if 2.1 starts from 3.0 for ya own schl
Romance / Re: Why Do Women Always Claim They Have Been Used And Dumped Once A Guy Leaves Them? by Elcapo(m): 11:21am On Nov 18, 2014
CoolHunk:
When I see that thing they call love in their eyes, that's when I decide it is a good time to run. That shiit's scary!
Politics / Re: Remembering Today In History: The Day Abacha Seized Power by Elcapo(m): 10:27am On Nov 17, 2014
GAZZUZZ:
As usual, ishilove makes front page.
Family / Re: I Am Fed Up With My Marriage by Elcapo(m): 6:28am On Nov 16, 2014
mutter:
You want to commit suicide because you are bored!!!!

All you do is take care of the baby? There is nothing else you have or can do? This is somewhat odd? Taking care of a child and a home is a big time responsibility and if done with love and dedication it can also be very fulfilling fulfilling

Ashamed because others are better than you?
Marriage is about sacrifices, for your family and kids. You want to be better or as good as the Jones. That simply means you will never be contented.

Your husband wants you to wait till the kid is in school because he wants the child to have maternal love and attention in the early stages. That is not an unwise decision.
You want to have things your way but marriage is about compromise.

You need to work on yourself first.
Focus on what you want and then access if it is considerate and in the interest of the family. You can then present it to your husband for his consideration and approval. IF he does not go for it try to negotiate a compromise.
Telling a man that boredom is your reason for wanting to work is not a very logical excuse. He could be inclined to think that you might seek exciting things to quench the boredom.

Your husband announcing that there is a third party is like a signal.. read the writing on the wall. It might just be that he too is fed up. Then the disaster is that you may decide for the marriage but he remains fed up.

You have been blessed with a family. A husband and a child. I know many women that would ant nothing else, even if they don`t admit it. Why throw a good think away.
Į̸̸̨ think she has said it all
Politics / Re: 2015: Jonathan Schemes For S’west Votes by Elcapo(m): 6:19am On Nov 15, 2014
McDonalds2014:
President Goodluck Jonathan and the Peoples Democratic Party are eyeing votes from the South-West to ensure the victory of the party at the first ballot during the 2015 presidential poll, investigations have revealed.
Saturday PUNCH reliably gathered that the President and his party feared that winning the North-West and the North-East might be impossible during the presidential election.
It was learnt that they had become jittery because of the realisation that losing the South-West might cost them the presidential election.
The party has, therefore, mandated members of the party from the zone holding public offices to ensure the victory of the President.
Saturday PUNCH also learnt that members from the North-West and the North-East in public offices had also been told to ensure that the President scored at least 25 per cent in the zones.
It was gathered that the performance Jonathan got from a constituency or a state would be one of the criteria for reappointing those currently holding public offices at the national level.
Investigations revealed that the party reasoned that if the President defeated the All Progressives Congress presidential candidate in the South-West and scored 25 per cent in the North-West and North-East, the second election would not be avoided.
According to Section 134 (1) of the 1999 Constitution as amended, “A candidate for an election to the office of President shall be deemed to have been duly elected, where, there being only two candidates for the election -
(a) He has the majority of votes cast at the election; and
(b) He has not less than one-quarter of the votes cast at the election in each of at least two-thirds of all the States in the Federation and the Federal Capital Territory, Abuja.
(2) A candidate for an election to the office of President shall be deemed to have been duly elected where, there being more than two candidates for the election-
(a) He has the highest number of votes cast at the election; and
(b) He has not less than one-quarter of the votes cast at the election each of at least two-thirds of all the States in the Federation and the Federal Capital Territory, Abuja.
(3) In a default of a candidate duly elected in accordance with subsection (2) of this section their shall be a second election in accordance with subsection (4) of this section at which the only candidate shall be – (a) the candidate who scored the highest number of votes at any election held in accordance with the said subsection (2) of this section; and (b) One among the remaining candidates who has a majority of votes in the highest number of States, so however that where there are more than one candidate with majority of votes in the highest number of States, the candidate among them with the highest total of votes cast at the election shall be the second candidate for the election.
(4) In default of a candidate duly elected under the foregoing subsections, the Independent National Electoral Commission shall within seven days of the result of the election held under the said subsections, arrange for an election between the two candidates and a candidate at such election shall be deemed elected to the office of President if (a) He has a majority of votes cast at the election; and (b) He has not less than one-quarter of the votes cast at the election in each of at least two-thirds of all the States in the Federation and the Federal Capital Territory, Abuja
(5) In default of a candidate duly elected under subsection (4) of this section, the Independent National Electoral Commission shall, within seven days of the result of the election held under the aforesaid subsection (4), arrange for another election between the two candidates to which the subsection relates and a candidate at such election shall be deemed to have been duly elected to the office of President, if he has a majority of the votes cast at the election.”
Saturday PUNCH gathered that the President and his party were jittery on realising that failure to win South-West would be costly for Jonathan.
It was learnt that chieftains of the party in the zone, including the Ondo State Governor, Dr. Olusegun Mimiko and his Ekiti State counterpart, Mr. Ayo Fayose, have been given the assignment of ensuring Jonathan’s landside victory in the South-West.
A chieftain of the party, who spoke to one of our correspondents on condition of anonymity, said, “In the next few weeks, the party will mobilise resources in the South-West. We want the President to not only win the South-West, but to prevent the APC from getting 25 per cent in the zone.
“We will mobilise resources; call it stomach infrastructure or anything you like. The President will trounce the APC in the South-West.”
Also a Presidency source and a governor from the party, who spoke with one of our correspondents in separate interviews in Abuja on Thursday, gave an insight into the feelings of the President and the PDP on Northern votes.
The Presidency source said, “The situation is dicey for the President and the party in North-West. You remember that even in 2011 when the situation was not as bad as it is today, the President did not really win in the zone.
“Now that almost all the states in the area are in the hands of the opposition, we may not make it there, but we will rely on the government appointees from the area to work out how we are going to win.”
But one of the party’s governors from the South-East said that the Presidency and the governors believed that the party would still win in some states in both the North-East and North-West.
He listed states where the party could spring surprise to include Adamawa, Kebbi, Zamfara, Bauchi, Gombe and Jigawa.
“So, it won’t be a total loss. What we are working against is a situation whereby the President would be seen after winning election, as the president elected by just a section of the country,” the governor said.
But the Presidency has said that Jonathan is not losing sleep over South-West, North-West and North-East votes.
The Special Adviser to the President on Political Matters, Prof. Rufai Alkali, in an exclusive interview with Saturday PUNCH, explained that Jonathan and the PDP valued Nigerian citizens.
He noted that the opposition would have wished that the crowd which took part in the President’s declaration did not show up.
According to him, the whole world saw Nigerians who, irrespective of their religious or political affiliation, trooped to Eagle Square to honour the President.
Alkali, however, described as false, attempts to “misinform” Nigerians about the popularity rating of the President.
He explained that all through Nigeria’s political history, voters especially in the North, had exhibited a diverse voting pattern and have always cast their lot where they felt their collective interests would be better served.
The Presidential aide said “President Jonathan’s appeal transcends ethno-religious sentiments.
“Nigerians will vote for him based on his record of performance. Can his opponents say the roads that have been built under this administration were not built? Can they say the airports are not there? Let our campaigns be issue-based.
“It will be unfair for anyone to say that the President is not doing anything about the sad situation in the North-East. The people know he cares and he is doing his best and by the grace of God, that situation will soon be contained.
“Let me ask you, between the President and his opponents in the other party, who was the first to go public with their declarations.”
In response, National Publicity Secretary of the All Progressives Congress, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, said, “The truth of the matter is that the PDP is scared stiff of the APC.
“Even today, without a candidate the APC is ahead in credible opinion polls, President Goodluck Jonathan’s popularity has suffered a reversal of fortune since after the President’s declaration.
“They underestimated the backlash from the insensitivity of the timing of Jonathan’s declaration less than 24 hours after the massacre of about seventy children in Potiskum.”
Experts have also said that the President might become more troubled if the Speaker, House of Representatives, Alhaji Aminu Tambuwal, joins the presidential race.
Already, there are indications that the APC National Leader, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu and other leaders of the party might have concluded the deal to field the Speaker as a “neutral candidate” following the inability of the North to reach a consensus on the party’s presidential aspirant.
A former President, Maj. Gen. Muhammadu Buhari; former Vice-President Atiku Abubakar, Kano State Governor Rabiu Kwankwaso and a Leadership Newspaper Publisher, Sam Nda-Isaiah are competing for the APC presidential ticket.
Tambuwal, who is rumoured to preparing to join the presidential race on the platform of the opposition party, has recently dumped the ruling PDP.
The APC had said that the hope for the emergence of a Northern consensus presidential candidate for the APC had dimmed following failure by leaders of the party from the region to broker a deal on Tuesday night.
With the current APC presidential aspirants failing to step down for a consensus candidate, sources said Tambuwal might be brought in as a compromise candidate and this is expected to send jitters down the spine of the President.
www.punchng.com/news/2015-jonathan-schemes-for-swest-votes/
I'm too lazy Τ̅☺ read all these but judging the book by its cover...
Į̸̸̨ think we in the southwest are not that foolish and we knw what we want and we knw who Į̸̸̨§ worthy,
Well Goodluck Τ̅☺ him as he scammer some myopic pple in the southwest..!

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Politics / Re: Are Igbo People Really Foolish? (2) by Elcapo(m): 4:49pm On Nov 14, 2014
Wait make I read am be4 commenting...
engrfcuksmtin:
Yes they are really are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ikpewe:
HMM MY BROTHER THERE IS SENSE IN YOUR WRITE UP
No need Τ̅☺ read A̶̲̥̅♏ again, į̸̸̨ think theƔ are reallƔ foolish just like theƔ've confirmed!
Music/Radio / Re: Olamide Streetot Full Album Download by Elcapo(m): 1:26pm On Nov 14, 2014
God Bless You Bro! cool
Culture / Re: The Nomadic Hyena Handlers Of Nigeria(Amazing Pictures) by Elcapo(m): 11:06am On Nov 14, 2014
Huh undecided
Science/Technology / Re: The World Tallest And Shortest Man Hangs Out Together (pictures) by Elcapo(m): 6:30am On Nov 14, 2014
God is great!
Family / Re: Men Who Have Sex With Strangers For Free To Help Them Have Babies by Elcapo(m): 6:27am On Nov 14, 2014
B
Politics / Re: LATEST: Tambuwal Picks APC Presidential Nomination Form by Elcapo(m): 7:27pm On Nov 13, 2014
Huh shocked
Forum Games / Re: Photo: Which Button Would You Hit ? Come In And Show Wisdom ... by Elcapo(m): 2:49pm On Nov 13, 2014
Life is a risk!
But I'm gonna go with the red button

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Who Dies In This Picture? by Elcapo(m): 6:09am On Oct 31, 2014
E and C of cos.
D will not die because of chopped up part of the stone as the stone will be thrown back to E, while the stone is moving along the plank... C myt die as well.

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Damages 2 Iphone 6 In 3 Days(photos) by Elcapo(m): 10:38pm On Oct 29, 2014
undecided
BTW where is the gold on the phone
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Damages 2 Iphone 6 In 3 Days (photos) by Elcapo(m): 10:26pm On Oct 29, 2014
undecided
Politics / Re: What Wole Soyinka Has To Say About Buhari by Elcapo(m): 11:35am On Oct 28, 2014
So in a nutshell what's he trying to say
Romance / Re: Miss NAIRALAND December 2014 Contest (nomination & Verification) by Elcapo(m): 6:54pm On Oct 27, 2014
I reserve my vote till 31st october 5:59PM
Phones / Re: Xperia Z2,LG G3, Iphone 5s Or Samsung Galaxy 5 by Elcapo(m): 2:58pm On Oct 27, 2014
Thanks everyone... Its either Z2 or S5 now!
Emmmmmmmmm......................
I Think I like Z2 but S5 is good as well











Z2 IT IS!!!
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Replies Buhari: Muslim-muslim Ticket Dangerous For Nigeria by Elcapo(m): 6:20am On Oct 27, 2014
undecided

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