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Education / Re: WAEC Record Mass Failure, Nov/dec Gceresult Released by Elcapo(m): 1:21pm On Dec 19, 2014
Heheee

Crime / Re: Court Sentences Two Men To Death For Stealing Fowls! by Elcapo(m): 1:29pm On Dec 18, 2014
cry
ramdris:
Guys relax! This must b a joke na. Op please move this to the joke section.
Exactly ma broda
Hunger no good..ooo0
When t̶̲̥̅̊​ħƹƔ can get Tokunbo chicken, Buy 1 and get 1 free

*London used chicken- N1,000
*USA used white chicken- N1,020
*Stolen fowl - N650.
*1 eye chicken-N620
*Blind chicken - N600.
*Chicken way dey hear wit 1 ear - N450
*Deaf and dumb chicken - N410
*Crippled hen - N280.
*Wrinkled fowl - N150
*Sick chicken - N100
*HIV fowl -N25
*Ebola Chicken - N0

Contact me now if y٥u're also interested
Business / Re: Commotion As Lagos Revenue Service Staff Rush To Collect Xmas Gifts [photos] by Elcapo(m): 10:36am On Dec 17, 2014
Lol grin
Na their own national cake be that...ooo0
Man must survive angry
Crime / Re: ‘I Bought Human Head In Cotonou For N12,500’- Suspect by Elcapo(m): 9:35am On Dec 17, 2014
deebee13:

Forgive u He must be kidding! This is obviously not his first time.
I hear by pass judgement, that d accused be sentenced to DEATH BY FRYING!!!
Cooooouuuurrrrt!!!



Arriiiiisssseeeee!!!!

I hereby support this judgement.
However, its never our right Τ̅☺ kill a terrorist or a ritualist





But its our duty Τ̅☺ fix t̶̲̥̅̊​ħeir appointment with †̥ђƺ almighty... So let †Ϟε son °ƒ a gun face †Ϟε firing squad


Rot in hell litle bastard

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Family / Re: Woman Divorces Her Husband Of 25 Years For Turning Her Into A Punching Bag by Elcapo(m): 2:13pm On Dec 16, 2014
25 years lipsrsealed
Celebrities / Re: Jesse Jagz Criticizes Headies 2014 For 'Too Much Dancing', While Nation Burns by Elcapo(m): 1:38pm On Dec 16, 2014
Tell him Τ̅☺ suck my d*ck,
After all he won
NYSC / Re: Pics: Corps Member Builds & Tests Drone In Osun, Critics Say It’s Made In China by Elcapo(m): 12:17pm On Dec 16, 2014
Ladokite undecided
I'm also a ladokite, but a colleague told ♍ƺ that guy dey scam 'em ni...
Lautech has a verƔ good history °ƒ scamming pple and he thinks this Į̸̸̨§ one!

NYSC / Re: Lautech Corps Member Test-flies Drone In Osun by Elcapo(m): 6:11am On Dec 16, 2014
That's my school yayyy!!!

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Religion / Re: He Caught His Pastor Playing Baba Ijebu Lotto by Elcapo(m): 6:51am On Dec 13, 2014
In Davido's voice #owo ni koko
Events / Re: The Walimah-nikkah And Traditional Wedding Of Our Very Own. by Elcapo(m): 6:43pm On Dec 10, 2014
Happy Married Life






Meanwhile,

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Politics / Re: History: World War II in Photos: The Invasion Of Poland & The Winter War(part 2) by Elcapo(m): 6:17pm On Dec 10, 2014
I just ℓ̊ove †Ϟε russians!
Education / Re: 10 Things You Don't Know About The Brain Of A Male And Female by Elcapo(m): 5:57pm On Dec 10, 2014
Just
Incase...
Celebrities / Re: Gov Fashola Hosts Winners Of Future Awards Africa 2014 [pix] by Elcapo(m): 5:33pm On Dec 10, 2014
Iroh88:
Compare to this below...

lipsrsealed

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Health / Re: Will His Parents Accept Me by Elcapo(m): 11:33am On Dec 09, 2014
AngelBossZonke:
Aaaaai I juS realised he doesn't love me I jus found out that he has a gf back home #imHeartbroken !!!!!!!!!
lipsrsealed




That shii called ℓ̊ove Į̸̸̨§ reallƔ overrated!!!
Phones / Re: TIZEN: Samsung To Announce First Tizen Phone Tomorrow! by Elcapo(m): 5:58am On Dec 09, 2014
Just
Rounakid:
Incase...
Music/Radio / Re: Nigeria: Top 14 Songs Of 2014 by Elcapo(m): 4:23pm On Dec 07, 2014
missterious:
I don't even know the Black Magic song. embarassed I thought that P square's song with T.I was overrated. "Murda" should have been higher on the list.
Ɣ٥U̶̲̥̅̊ dey read mind?
Exactly M̶̲̥̅Ɣ point!
Health / Re: Will His Parents Accept Me by Elcapo(m): 1:32pm On Dec 06, 2014
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Help Me Get A Job And I'l Marry You If You Wish. by Elcapo(m): 5:12pm On Dec 05, 2014
And where is this girl wey talk say she don fcuck 40 Men






Time for her Τ̅☺ get a hubby grin

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Politics / Re: Your Grading Ability Needed Please Front Page by Elcapo(m): 11:44am On Dec 05, 2014
Crocz:
Death rob Ya'radua of better grade...like that man so much but will still place him B3


But Jona?...if u grad him self, him no go know wetin e mean...he too mumu
cheesy grin
Forum Games / Re: If The Last 5 Digits Of Your Phone Number Is Your Salary; How Much Do You Earn? by Elcapo(m): 11:35am On Dec 05, 2014
cry undecided cry 00011


















No need Τ̅☺ reject it anyway, cos its never be possible

Crime / Re: Murder Charge: UK Court Ratifies Life Sentence For Two Nigerians (Pic) by Elcapo(m): 11:24am On Dec 05, 2014
Yea!
Good for them... Į̸̸̨ only hope t̶̲̥̅̊​ħƹƔ rot in jail and hell respectively.... No matter how U̶̲̥̅̊ change, Ɣ٥U̶̲̥̅̊ will surely pay for what Ɣ٥U̶̲̥̅̊ have done at †Ϟε other end °ƒ †Ϟε line!









BADLuCK
Education / Re: Learn German On Nairaland. by Elcapo(m): 3:19pm On Dec 03, 2014
Parks M̶̲̥̅Ɣ keke maruwa for wan corner....













No one knws tomao
Politics / Re: Benjamin Natanyahu (isreal PM) Writes Jonathan Over Boko Haram Attack. (graphic) by Elcapo(m): 3:12pm On Dec 03, 2014
Dear Achebe,Please, If you see Ojukwu, tell him that his brothers and sisters are experiencing another pogrom in Kano.Tell Awolowo that Nigeria is preparing for another war. Tell Zik that those things that made him cross the ocean 50 times seeking for peace is looming again.Tell Yar'Adua that the amnesty he granted is causing wahala.Tell Tafawa Balewa that his scions are carrying weapons against Nigeria. Obviously you will not see Abacha but if you see any one that will see him, tell him that Almustapha is no more in kirikiri prison and of course Alamesiyea has been released.Tell MKO Abiola that another June 12 is looming and tell him that Nigeria's officials have extended to convicted criminals who are looting the nation dry. Don't be disappointed in Nigeria dear Achebe just that THINGS HAS FALLEN APART, NIGERIA IS NO LONGER AT EASE AND THE ARROW OF GOD IS NOW POINTING SERIOUSLY @ NIGERIA, BECAUSE OF THE TROUBLE WITH NIGERIA,EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE HAD A MAN OF THE PEOPLE LIKE YOU; INDEED THERE WAS A COUNTRY.












#copied

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Politics / Re: We Never Booed President Jonathan And Governor Fayose.... OAU Students by Elcapo(m): 3:38pm On Nov 29, 2014
Femmyfamous4u:
I am an OAU student and I can tell you for sure that we're non_ partisan and there were no paid APC members around today but PDP members who were carrying Posters of Obanikoro. And Omisore. We couln't have recorded videos but there are many pics. We practically booed fayose and Goodluk calling them "OLE" we even blocked the roads singing great Ife anthem and carrying placards until the security came to disperse us. We agitated until the PDP chaiman beckoned on Ibikunle(SUG president). He was in the car with GEJ 4 few seconds handing him a protest letter before he departed. GEJ saw the anger in people's faces and knew what that means. We booed him inspite of the security. If any GEJ supporter say otherwise, let them say. I'd post pics soon
Just ℓ̊ike sahara reporters are behind APC
So Į̸̸̨§ punch always behind PDP!














T̶̲̥̅̊​ħƹƔ are all LOOTERS!


Replays Bed °ƒ Lies by Nicki Minaj
Celebrities / Re: Shocking DNA Result: Two Of Femi Kuti’s Five Children Are Not His by Elcapo(m): 10:52am On Nov 28, 2014
lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Please Help Me, He Has My Nudes. by Elcapo(m): 6:25am On Nov 28, 2014
Diffdeef:
Nonsense! What your ex did was wrong!

recording the whole sex scene??

Infact,I personally want to see that video........!!





What nonsense!
Guys can be so heartless.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Dora Akunyili's Daughter, Njideka Akunyili Wins International Award. by Elcapo(m): 3:41pm On Nov 27, 2014
simpleseyi:
Intelligence is hereditary. We are all proud of the Akunyuli family. I wonder the type of brains Mr & Mrs Jonathan's children will have? Drunk's brain or grammarian's brain?
grin

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Education / Re: 2014 10 Best Universities In Africa by Elcapo(m): 6:35am On Nov 27, 2014
Romance / Re: Reasons Why You Should Encourage Your Friends To Try Wooing Your Woman by Elcapo(m): 1:41pm On Nov 25, 2014
It verƔ true bro!















Lover bwoys no try A̶̲̥̅♏ oooo0
Politics / Re: LET THOSE THAT CALL BUHARI AN ISLAMIC FUNDAMENTALIST ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS by Elcapo(m): 4:28pm On Nov 24, 2014
This will be interesting cheesy

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Politics / Re: Impeachable Offenses Of The President by Elcapo(m): 3:56pm On Nov 24, 2014
Impeachment of a president
That's never going Τ̅☺ happen in nigeria even if t̶̲̥̅̊​ħƹ offences are up Τ̅☺ 1000 dem no go reach!

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