₦airaland Forum

#‎ Nigeria‬ is really
getting interesting..
Fellow compatriots, we
need not shout
nor fight ourselves.
President Goodluck Johnathan is a good man as a person,his simplicity and
gentlemanness is
second to none.
*He has given us his very BEST over the last 6 years. I mean,what else are we asking for?
*He has granted
Alameisiya 'STATE
PARDON' and my guy is now running for Senate.
*He allowed Fayoose to distrupt a court
session and beat up a judge, while he walks freely. I wonder if Nigeria is sane.
*He locked up the
house of rep from the entrance of
the CONSTITUTIONAL
speaker of that
house.
*7 law makers
impeached a speaker in Ekiti in a house of about
26 men, and
nothing happened.
*16 was suddenly
greater than 19 in
base 10, just to cancel the one-term agreement he signed with the NIGERIA Governors' Forum and all Nigerians in
2011.
*Subsidy has been removed and the standards in our hospitals have reduced with time.
*$20 billion is missing and minister of
Petroleum eats and dines with the
prexy.
*Another BIGGER
& BOLDER subsidy is scheduled for
1st of June,2015 and you may have
to sell your laptop charger before
you can buy fuel
to charge that same laptop!!!
* Earlier this year, over 22 innocent
Nigerians were killed and injured in the job scam
organized by the
Nigerian Immigration
Service(NIS) . The
Minister of Interior, Abba Moro,told us the job interview was "simply mismanaged" and he has retained his office and even with extra luggage.
*1 Naira used to be equal $1 to 1.4 under ‪#‎ GMB‬ but now it's #194 to just $1, the worst ever in our history.
* Madam Gele, Ngozi Okonjo, just told us we need an extra $5billion, through debts of course, so that our economy will not collapse like
Humpty-Dumpty.
*While Benue State University was on an unending internal
strike killing the
future of poor
Nigerians, Senator
DAVID MARK (son of the soil) built his own PRIVATE
UNIVERSITY, of course with tax payers' money, and my gentle
nice president followed him to launch the
school shamelessly.
*He has spent all
money in the treasury and even had to BORROW an extra $1billion but # BokoHaram
keeps getting
more equipped than our military.
*Over 200 girls are missing, over
15,000 killed by
‪#‎ BokoHaram‬, over 6 million displaced from
their homes and
uncountable injured beyond repairs yet my president went to a meeting in
‪#‎ KENYA‬with 7
different PRIVATE
JETS..
*clears throat...
* # PHCN is giving their loyal customers
GENERATORS as xmas gifts for paying their
‪#‎ electricity‬bills on time.....
Goodluck Jonathan
Jesus °ƒ Otuoke ‪#‎ TransformingNigeria‬

Make i contribute 2% °ƒ ma funny pics here

HML

Heheee

ramdris:
Guys relax! This must b a joke na. Op please move this to the joke section.

Exactly ma broda
Hunger no good..ooo0
When t̶̲̥̅̊​ħƹƔ can get Tokunbo chicken, Buy 1 and get 1 free

*London used chicken- N1,000
*USA used white chicken- N1,020
*Stolen fowl - N650.
*1 eye chicken-N620
*Blind chicken - N600.
*Chicken way dey hear wit 1 ear - N450
*Deaf and dumb chicken - N410
*Crippled hen - N280.
*Wrinkled fowl - N150
*Sick chicken - N100
*HIV fowl -N25
*Ebola Chicken - N0

Contact me now if y٥u're also interested

Lol
Na their own national cake be that...ooo0
Man must survive

deebee13:
Forgive u He must be kidding! This is obviously not his first time.
I hear by pass judgement, that d accused be sentenced to DEATH BY FRYING!!!
Cooooouuuurrrrt!!!

Arriiiiisssseeeee!!!!

I hereby support this judgement.
However, its never our right Τ̅☺ kill a terrorist or a ritualist





But its our duty Τ̅☺ fix t̶̲̥̅̊​ħeir appointment with †̥ђƺ almighty... So let †Ϟε son °ƒ a gun face †Ϟε firing squad


Rot in hell litle bastard

25 years

Tell him Τ̅☺ suck my d*ck,
After all he won

Ladokite
I'm also a ladokite, but a colleague told ♍ƺ that guy dey scam 'em ni...
Lautech has a verƔ good history °ƒ scamming pple and he thinks this Į̸̸̨§ one!

That's my school yayyy!!!

In Davido's voice #owo ni koko

Happy Married Life






Meanwhile,

I just ℓ̊ove †Ϟε russians!

Just
Incase...

AngelBossZonke:
Aaaaai I juS realised he doesn't love me I jus found out that he has a gf back home #imHeartbroken !!!!!!!!!

That shii called ℓ̊ove Į̸̸̨§ reallƔ overrated!!!

Just

Rounakid:
Incase...

missterious:
I don't even know the Black Magic song. I thought that P square's song with T.I was overrated. "Murda" should have been higher on the list.

Ɣ٥U̶̲̥̅̊ dey read mind?
Exactly M̶̲̥̅Ɣ point!

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And where is this girl wey talk say she don fcuck 40 Men






Time for her Τ̅☺ get a hubby

Crocz:
Death rob Ya'radua of better grade...like that man so much but will still place him B3


But Jona?...if u grad him self, him no go know wetin e mean...he too mumu

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No need Τ̅☺ reject it anyway, cos its never be possible

Yea!
Good for them... Į̸̸̨ only hope t̶̲̥̅̊​ħƹƔ rot in jail and hell respectively.... No matter how U̶̲̥̅̊ change, Ɣ٥U̶̲̥̅̊ will surely pay for what Ɣ٥U̶̲̥̅̊ have done at †Ϟε other end °ƒ †Ϟε line!









BADLuCK

Parks M̶̲̥̅Ɣ keke maruwa for wan corner....













No one knws tomao

Dear Achebe,Please, If you see Ojukwu, tell him that his brothers and sisters are experiencing another pogrom in Kano.Tell Awolowo that Nigeria is preparing for another war. Tell Zik that those things that made him cross the ocean 50 times seeking for peace is looming again.Tell Yar'Adua that the amnesty he granted is causing wahala.Tell Tafawa Balewa that his scions are carrying weapons against Nigeria. Obviously you will not see Abacha but if you see any one that will see him, tell him that Almustapha is no more in kirikiri prison and of course Alamesiyea has been released.Tell MKO Abiola that another June 12 is looming and tell him that Nigeria's officials have extended to convicted criminals who are looting the nation dry. Don't be disappointed in Nigeria dear Achebe just that THINGS HAS FALLEN APART, NIGERIA IS NO LONGER AT EASE AND THE ARROW OF GOD IS NOW POINTING SERIOUSLY @ NIGERIA, BECAUSE OF THE TROUBLE WITH NIGERIA,EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE HAD A MAN OF THE PEOPLE LIKE YOU; INDEED THERE WAS A COUNTRY.












#copied

Femmyfamous4u:
I am an OAU student and I can tell you for sure that we're non_ partisan and there were no paid APC members around today but PDP members who were carrying Posters of Obanikoro. And Omisore. We couln't have recorded videos but there are many pics. We practically booed fayose and Goodluk calling them "OLE" we even blocked the roads singing great Ife anthem and carrying placards until the security came to disperse us. We agitated until the PDP chaiman beckoned on Ibikunle(SUG president). He was in the car with GEJ 4 few seconds handing him a protest letter before he departed. GEJ saw the anger in people's faces and knew what that means. We booed him inspite of the security. If any GEJ supporter say otherwise, let them say. I'd post pics soon

Just ℓ̊ike sahara reporters are behind APC
So Į̸̸̨§ punch always behind PDP!














T̶̲̥̅̊​ħƹƔ are all LOOTERS!


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