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CrimeRe: Shocking! Abuja Woman Uses Children To Steal From Supermarket (photos) by Elchappo: 2:05pm On Nov 29, 2016
Lalasticlala u need to identify these kids..

Sincerely, that woman deserves death because she is gradually breeding Nightmare for the nigerian society..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: (help About Shell Appointment Letter) by Elchappo: 1:17pm On Nov 29, 2016
Please go ahead nd pay, it's real...


Ovuru Uwa Mmebi..
PoliticsRe: The Mercedes-benz Fayose Rode To Olukayode Stadium During His Swearing In 2014 by Elchappo: 9:33am On Nov 29, 2016
Ayam confused ooo..
Was he having access to the state account before swearing inhuh

Some people re just plain stewpid..

Even if the car is worth that amount, sure he spent more on campaign, so wat is ur business with someone's money...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by Elchappo: 9:19am On Nov 29, 2016
enshi:
But why does the mention of my monicker, the sight of my posts cause stir.... Well i guess its for same reasons Buhari 's, FFK' S, TINIBU 'S, OBAMA' S, do.
Kemi olunloyo should suffice...
RomanceRe: My Friend Brought A Prostitute To My House by Elchappo: 8:53am On Nov 29, 2016
LadyAimy:
okay menini, how u take know sey na me? grin
Nah only you fit code me for here..
RomanceRe: My Friend Brought A Prostitute To My House by Elchappo: 8:43am On Nov 29, 2016
LadyAimy:
yes o, after you send me birthday msg on whatsapp I no see you again. We suppose talk small. You don get a better place?
No worry I go call u later..
I dey sleep nairaland so...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by Elchappo: 8:21am On Nov 29, 2016
oluwafreshkid:
I must tell you guy... if you're going to white wash person at least don't do it in public. Haha! Kikikikikikiki
You for just call the guy go corner make you flog am word.
I can not take this...
HahahahahahahahA
No vex abeg...
RomanceRe: My Friend Brought A Prostitute To My House by Elchappo: 8:19am On Nov 29, 2016
LadyAimy:
Menini, how you dey?
Babe I dey like Eze Nunu..
How ur side nah..
Hope ur green pastures don pass psalm 23 own...
RomanceRe: My Friend Brought A Prostitute To My House by Elchappo: 8:02am On Nov 29, 2016
U re lucky he left his phone, else ur name nah Payee...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by Elchappo: 7:28am On Nov 29, 2016
enshi:
Heyyaa.. I never intended for my post to get to you that much.... Though this time i took a look at ur dp... Pls have you heard of somthing called "after shave" ur jaw is messed up bro.... pls try to fix all these Before the medicals..

Y did you have to mention a school in in ur negative statement have you no idea that some people here have that citadel as their alma mata... Again this is a biased, discriminative, unwarranted superiority behaviour...

Now, just for the sake of school, this paper/memo is in circultion in all government estáblishment, commission, et. Cetera.... Memo is attached below for ur perusal...

If certification was to be the ONLY critarium for job, wealth and power acquisition i really dont think with Hnd and BSc i would be Here exchanging thoughts with you and on same hands i dont think we would have had presidents like obasnajo and the incubent...

if you have heard of auto correct i. e if you have a smart phone then the spellings here wont be of serious importance to you...
Which of my DPhuh
Nwanne u lack brain I swear....
Just to look smart, u succeeded spewing thrash all through...

Dude its time u grow up, u can't keep sounding like someone whose whole life depend on this recruitment..
CrimeRe: 3 Igbos Arrested For Robbery In Lagos by Elchappo: 10:24pm On Nov 28, 2016
If this one reach FP, NCAN go see food chop...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by Elchappo: 9:23pm On Nov 28, 2016
enshi:
Oga so na plastic chair dey ur sitting room... See the spiky hair on ur hand... With those kind of hair, i dont think you will scale through the medicals ooh... You lack vitamines... The very essencial ones
Enshi, if the sperm that produced u had vitamins, u won't ve bow legs...

Secondly, u ve refused to ve sense even after the house warned you about ur "swear words" but don't worry, I wish u well...

Lastly, u need to work on ur spellings, it's Vitamins nd essentials, not that rubbish ur 1st class oko polytechnic could afford you...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by Elchappo: 8:57pm On Nov 28, 2016
Just as one "Noah" descendant said earlier, the approval meeting hold morrow nd as I write, my team nd I re cleaning and arranging the chairs nd table to be used.

Waiters ndi uwa mmebi..

PoliticsRe: Ondo Election: I Deliberately Wasted Mimiko, Jegede’s Time – Jimoh Ibrahim by Elchappo:
Nah FFK fit that old pikin...

See what a supposed billionaire is saying..
RomanceRe: Oya! A Female Hooker Is Called Ashawo. What Is A Male Hooker Called ? by Elchappo: 3:51pm On Nov 25, 2016
princedmiayer:
Smh its obvious i can feel it in u .
U must be trans gender, cous they can feel things...
PoliticsRe: Burial Parade For DSP Mayowa Ojerinde At Iyana Ipaja, Lagos by Elchappo: 3:31pm On Nov 25, 2016
see their shambolic voices..

meanwhile RIP sir..
RomanceRe: Oya! A Female Hooker Is Called Ashawo. What Is A Male Hooker Called ? by Elchappo: 3:30pm On Nov 25, 2016
princedmiayer:
are u an ashama? grin are u an ashama?
Nope, i be ashagbigbi, that one snr ashama...
CelebritiesRe: “burna Boy, Your Fada” – Nigerian Guys Slams Burna Boy For Stealing His Art Work by Elchappo: 3:15pm On Nov 25, 2016
Nigerian artists re thieves...

Wonder when our laws will start working...

If nah yankee this one happen, the guy don hammer...
RomanceRe: Oya! A Female Hooker Is Called Ashawo. What Is A Male Hooker Called ? by Elchappo: 3:10pm On Nov 25, 2016
its Ashama, we dont use it cous we re higher animal....
TravelRe: Bus Hits A Man Crossing Nsukka-Enugu Road (Video) by Elchappo: 1:14pm On Nov 25, 2016
Nigerians can be useless ooooo..

Instead of them going into action to pull out the boy, the driver and some onlookers where busy apportioning blame on the boy whose life is at risk....

I pray the young man survives this...
CrimeRe: Man Smashes Bank Doors In Ogun, Vandalises Vehicles by Elchappo: 12:22pm On Nov 25, 2016
The bank must ve dealt that man a deadly blow by vanishing his hard earned savings, 4get the cover story of god asking him to do it..

Even mad men dont display at banks gate talkless going in...

They should properly investigate this case, banks re now registered Yahoo Yahoo..
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Monitor Lizard And Snake Killed At A Construction Site (Photos) by Elchappo: 8:11pm On Nov 24, 2016
olisaemeka1:
cheesy cheesy bros u fail am .....na revelation 26 vs 14
hahahahahaha...
no kee me abeg
BusinessRe: How True Is This In Nigeria? by Elchappo: 4:00pm On Nov 24, 2016
no big deal....

Its easier to start a business than get a job in nigeria...
HealthRe: 9,579 Lagosians Tested Positive To HIV In 6 Months - LSACA by Elchappo: 3:54pm On Nov 24, 2016
Romancelanders hope u all ve checked ur status, especially that our sister called LAVE**......

As for me, i ve tattooed condom on my chest to always protect me..
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Monitor Lizard And Snake Killed At A Construction Site (Photos) by Elchappo: 3:49pm On Nov 24, 2016
Revelation 23 vs 14..

In the last days of the earth, son of men will kill monitor lizard nd snake and sell for a shekel of garri...

today a plastic(shekel) of garri is 2k-2.5k....


Nwanne, Oge Ogwugwu oge is near ooo..
BusinessRe: I Am Searching For Suppliers To Distribute Their Products by Elchappo: 3:35am On Nov 23, 2016
JoyceMeyersFan:
I need to start a business before the end of the year. I don't want anything I will sit in the shop and sell one by one. I need something I could sell to resellers. Please let's chat if you have anything you can supply me (also with the hope that I can pay in installments).
Can u do Red winehuh
Music/RadioRe: Here's Why Sia Hides Her Face With Wigs And Bows by Elchappo: 2:43pm On Nov 21, 2016
KingRex1:
I picture her as an older, less crazy version of lady gaga.
Oga dele, she is nothing like Lady Gaga

@Topic:
I believe in its entirety what he said.
I have loved her music, infact if it's possible for youtube to bear witness, I stream her music 3-4 days in a week for the past one month nd I only got to know her real face last month...

A very talented song writer/artist..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Need Job Within Agbara Badagry.....reply Pls by Elchappo: 5:37pm On Nov 20, 2016
Same here...
Plssssss help a brother...

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