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Politics › Re: 2019: Presidency Moves To Cut Tinubu To Size (PICTURE) by Elchappo: 1:54pm On Nov 18, 2016
as if this realignment will bring down the price of garri...
Christianity Etc › Re: What I Saw When I Died by Elchappo: 10:52am On Nov 18, 2016
felixomor:
Dont worry,
When u die, u will know the one that is true.

I pray u will have the opportunity to come back and tell us the experience.
Since u know people come back, you must ve first hand experiencehuh Another thing I heard is that everyone has a plot allotted to him/her in heaven, ur good works on earth determine if the plot is developed, my question to you now is, since u ve so much experience is it Truehuh
Politics › Re: Sokoto Residents Carry Placards Calling For GEJ To Come Back To Office (photo) by Elchappo: 9:16am On Nov 18, 2016
Oopss.

They re now regretting the snail shell they installed as president...

Good radiance..
Christianity Etc › Re: What I Saw When I Died by Elchappo: 9:11am On Nov 18, 2016
Is it that there is no Process after death.

U just died nd moved through a tunnel
Another died nd got carried away by a whirl wind.
Another got carried to the judgment gates..

Soon someone will die nd staff bus will come convey the person.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Anchor University Is Recruiting by Elchappo: 9:51pm On Nov 17, 2016
The people wey e remain to open their own University nah Celestial Church..

Maybe them go name their own Fishing Net university since Deeper life own nah Anchor..
Family › Re: Pastor Left Wife In Labour To Have Sex With Married Church Member (pics) by Elchappo: 9:24pm On Nov 17, 2016
The only thing the brain finds it difficult to control is AMU..

Pastor Uwa Mmebi...

He should better change the church name to "Mount Amu Light house gospel church...
Travel › Re: Forte Oil Petrol Tanker Tumbles Around Lagos Toll Gate by Elchappo: 4:31pm On Nov 17, 2016
Berrypie:
So unfortunate, the driver was probably driving beyond the speed limit for trucks. The accident would have been avoidable if he wasn't overspeeding.
Berry nwa FRSC..

thrii kposa for u..
Travel › Re: Forte Oil Petrol Tanker Tumbles Around Lagos Toll Gate by Elchappo: 4:31pm On Nov 17, 2016
Yeligray:
See oppurtunity
to thief abii??

No let scooping send u go continue for hell..
Travel › Re: Forte Oil Petrol Tanker Tumbles Around Lagos Toll Gate by Elchappo: 4:30pm On Nov 17, 2016
Tumble Uwa mmebi...
Travel › Re: Forte Oil Petrol Tanker Tumbles Around Lagos Toll Gate by Elchappo: 4:27pm On Nov 17, 2016
Its content must be possibly Kerosene or diesel....

Thank God it did not ignite nd waste soul, another Ntoor for the devil...

Era of tumbling, i hope Dollar rate tumbles to 20naira per dollar...
Crime › Re: IMSU Student Arrested For Arranging Her Own Kidnap To Extort Her Parents (pic) by Elchappo: 4:15pm On Nov 17, 2016
The parent must be real AKA GUM
Any which way, it do-dont konsign me.
Romance › Re: "From Tutorial To Alter"; Young Couple Set To Wed After 7 Years Of Dating. PICS by Elchappo: 3:53pm On Nov 17, 2016
OP u tried ooo..

U forked Ukwu into her..

Can't u see she was Ukwuless when u guyz started dating but now she is Ukwu-dike...
Politics › Re: Police Shoot Protesters In Rivers During Peaceful Procession by Elchappo: 3:21pm On Nov 17, 2016
this is buhari's regime not GEJ....

We re in Militocracy type of govt
Crime › Re: Man Says Thief Burnt In Lagos "Deserves To Die" by Elchappo:
If i am in his shoes, i will also buy the fuel...

People who condemn killing of these thieves ve not encountered them..

I remember back in the days they went street to street, they hacked the tummy of a pregnant lady, ask a son to make love to his mum, tell me, will the mentioned family ve pity for thieveshuh?
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attacks Borno Communities, Kills 22 Villagers by Elchappo: 2:17pm On Nov 17, 2016
LizGray:
B
Bingohuh
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attacks Borno Communities, Kills 22 Villagers by Elchappo: 2:15pm On Nov 17, 2016
With the recent spate of attacks shows that either the FG swapped their fighters for the chibok gals or Huge amount of money was released to them and they used it to stock up their armory...
Food › Re: Amstel Malt Fake Can: It's A Hoax, Amstel Malt Replies The Public by Elchappo: 2:13pm On Nov 17, 2016
Amstel malta nah woman drink nah, so am off...
Travel › Re: Trailer Loaded With Gravel Falls Off Ojuelegba Bridge, Again! by Elchappo: 2:12pm On Nov 17, 2016
Onbami:
again.... same happened last year that claimed a whole family life.. same bridge...
Have u forgotten the tanker that fell off nd consumed everything under the bridgehuh
Travel › Re: Trailer Loaded With Gravel Falls Off Ojuelegba Bridge, Again! by Elchappo: 2:11pm On Nov 17, 2016
AfonjaStinks:


Lagos is the worst city in the world

No road and housing plan

They just build houses and roads anywhere there is vacancy
Do u know u re the worst raised kid in the worldhuh
Travel › Re: Trailer Loaded With Gravel Falls Off Ojuelegba Bridge, Again! by Elchappo:
Ojulegba bridge againhuh

That bridge must be where evil spirits make love at night else tell me what keeps overturning trailers there...
Jokes Etc › Re: EFCC Freezes Acct Of Seun, Lalasticlala And Co by Elchappo: 10:58am On Jul 22, 2016
IamtherealRita:
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Why the insult huh huh huh huh

Can't you see the section of the post, "[size25pt]JOKE[/size]"



undecided
Show me the insult abi u ve forgotten the section I posted in.. angry angry
Jokes Etc › Re: EFCC Freezes Acct Of Seun, Lalasticlala And Co by Elchappo: 10:47am On Jul 22, 2016
Op, how come he gave them money nd gave u stvpidity.
Education › Re: Tijani Usman-Shehu Stabs Yinka Dada Sadam With Bottle - Graphic Pics by Elchappo: 10:44am On Jul 22, 2016
Our future polithieficians..

No so e dey start till when they start using the Mace on each other nd throwing chairs..

Ndi Uwa Mmebi
Education › Re: Why Do We Bury Dead Bodies Six Feet Under by Elchappo: 10:09am On Jul 22, 2016
People re buried 6 feet below cous their spirit can only dig 5 feet in event of trying to escape earth beneath..
Travel › Re: Another Container Falls On Ojuelegba Bridge by Elchappo: 9:38am On Jul 22, 2016
The gods of ojulegba bridge ve started his beef for trucks again..

I just pray we don't lose lives again on that bridge.
Celebrities › Re: Comedienne Emmanuella Celebrates Her 6th Birthday by Elchappo: 9:25am On Jul 22, 2016
Congratz gal..

I just saw one ediot saying she should leave her talent nd focus on education, I don't think he knows the statistics of educated unemployed persons..

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