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Jokes EtcRe: Nobody! by eldav(m): 7:54am On Feb 29, 2012
bunmioguns:
who da fwuck is dis Pric.k. . . Calling me a newbie here on NL. . .i think u do type wit ur Joystick. . . .


Dickhead. , . .
damn,he's already agitated. . . . I aint touched you yet boy.

So calm down s,hitbowl and pls show some love,its morning.cheers! grin
Jokes EtcRe: Been A Long Time Huh? Well Its Worth A While by eldav(m): 1:02am On Feb 29, 2012
Mehn i'm surprised too.

Was away 4 somtym too,and wen i came bck they were creeping everywhere.

They gat no respect whatsoever,oh well
Jokes EtcRe: Nobody! by eldav(m): 11:10pm On Feb 28, 2012
bunmioguns:
You must be a Fool for making dis comment
hey a,sshole,u are standing way too close 4 my comfort. . . . Why does ur breath stink so much,is it a family thing or what?

Watch it nigga!

All these newbies sef
Jokes EtcRe: Nobody! by eldav(m): 11:02pm On Feb 28, 2012
booqee:
come whats ur prob, man?? Why u com dey use tribe to abuse?? Why been so tribalistic? Remember, we're ONE nigeria, irrespective of our tribe, whether yoruba, hausa or igbo. Our unity comes FIRST, our diversity comes second. Understood?? angry angry angry
Been ethnocentric doesn't pay, eldav.
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided  just take your time. Okay??
U see young lady,if u wanna get me 2 see tins frm ur own side,u hv to take it easy with d commanding tone. . . . It doesnt usually work 4 me,factly.

I've heard u,letz see hw it goes.
Jokes EtcRe: Nobody! by eldav(m): 11:01pm On Feb 28, 2012
booqee:
come whats ur prob, man?? Why u com dey use tribe to abuse?? Why been so tribalistic? Remember, we're ONE nigeria, irrespective of our tribe, whether yoruba, hausa or igbo. Our unity comes FIRST, our diversity comes second. Understood?? angry angry angry
Been ethnocentric doesn't pay, eldav.
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided just take your time. Okay??
U see young lady,if u wanna get me 2 see tins frm ur own side,u hv to take it easy with d commanding tone. . . . It doesnt usually work 4 me,factly.

I've heard u,letz see hw it goes.
Jokes EtcRe: Serves Her Ryt! by eldav(m): 1:40pm On Feb 28, 2012
Make i laff?
Jokes EtcRe: Nobody! by eldav(m): 1:13pm On Feb 28, 2012
Tired attention seeker!
Jokes EtcRe: Nobody! by eldav(m): 12:59pm On Feb 28, 2012
@swinchguy,I've been watching ur behavioural pattern 4 sometym nw,and i jxt have to say dis, U TRY TOO HARD BI.TCH!!!

Go sit ur flat a,ss down somwhere rocky. . . . .damn!
Jokes EtcRe: Been A Long Time Huh? Well Its Worth A While by eldav(m): 12:48pm On Feb 28, 2012
Shathap sutureboy!

Wat do u knw abt d jokes section?

Well done Element.
Jokes EtcRe: Nobody! by eldav(m): 12:27pm On Feb 28, 2012
Who is this swinchguy by d way?

Bia isi egburu egbu,stop creating stwpid threads,we hv noticed u finally.

All them yoruba ppl,so annoying.
Jokes EtcRe: Wedding Invitation And Announcement! by eldav(m): 8:28am On Feb 23, 2012
It has been long overdue,
Jokes EtcRe: See fuc*k-up by eldav(m): 7:56am On Feb 23, 2012
I'm sure the f,ucked up dude is yoruba.

Dem dey always smell rubbish and are verrrrrry dirty.

No ofeince.
Jokes EtcRe: Projan News### 4th Edition by eldav(m): 1:08am On Feb 23, 2012
Dont bother about that barbaric nigga.

Always and forever jealous of the IGBO nation he'll be.

Skanes,so u finally bought that bb?happy for you, honest grin
Jokes EtcRe: Projan News### 4th Edition by eldav(m): 7:36pm On Feb 21, 2012
olawalebab:
Newbie, no use me shine o
Hahahahaha, funny a,sswipe.

Ask around who the bosses are around here before making yourself seem so important.

Just a little while and i'll be back to torch all them funny looking a,sses here, and watch'em burn!
Jokes EtcRe: Projan News### 4th Edition by eldav(m): 2:35pm On Feb 21, 2012
olawalebab:
PROJAN, TROJAN.  grin grin grin grin
Who is this olabarbs and why is he laffing so unreasonably?

@scales aka scarface,could u getout of d way now?stewpid gay,got!

@Projan,I laud all your efforts,you guys are doing amazing things here.

Not had the chance to really show my support,but i remain a grand patron of projan.

The prince,signing out.
Jokes EtcRe: Blockbuster • • Enjoy! by eldav(m): 8:27pm On Jan 29, 2012
Dude you are shouting. . . . just like your barbaric mother always does.



stewpid sh.it bowl!
Jokes EtcRe: You Must Read Dis! (wetin Concern Dem?) by eldav(m): 7:05pm On Jan 29, 2012
Nigga shift back please,

Im avoiding your spit actually.










Nasty yoruba boi.
Jokes EtcRe: Blockbuster • • Enjoy! by eldav(m): 6:53pm On Jan 29, 2012
Pls who is this mukus that has been laughing stupidly to every thrash stupidio spews??

Dude u seem to be in love with him,its obvious,dont deny it.

Studio is a confirmed gay for your information,so all you need to do is to tell him how you feel about him and you'll be pleasantly surprised.

F.ukin gay!!
Jokes EtcRe: The Total Bin Xperience. . . .gbagbolosophy! by eldav(m): 6:40pm On Jan 29, 2012
Bin gbagbo is one of d best jokers here, naturally funny.

Some of dese dude dat hate on him r attention hungry nigroes who jst want cheap fame,they jst follow d multitude to f.ckin hateeeee.

Let all these baseless follow-follow nigkas find their bearings and stop copying odas here.

Lemme see d nxt person dat will hate on dis dude's talent.

Its still the prince, and I'm signing out!
Jokes EtcRe: Blockbuster • • Enjoy! by eldav(m): 7:31am On Jan 27, 2012
Efri time u go dey talk abt girl friend, u nor even fit get girl as u dey.

Lemme nt talk abt mine,cos dem go say na formings.

Bt y most yoruba ppl dey smell and dey dirty?, disheartening.

I no get tym 4 u sha,so be a good boi n dnt reply dis.
Jokes EtcRe: Blockbuster • • Enjoy! by eldav(m): 7:16am On Jan 27, 2012
Dude u r standing too close











and you,boy,dey smell, no ofwence








so shift back pls,










Disgusting yoruba boy.
Jokes EtcRe: Blockbuster • • Enjoy! by eldav(m): 7:03am On Jan 27, 2012
Studio CFR:
Steewpid ibo boy
Act civil 4 once!

Uncultured yoruba nigga.
Jokes EtcRe: Blockbuster • • Enjoy! by eldav(m): 7:49pm On Jan 26, 2012
Only yoruba ppl will love dis joke,alwayz punchin away @ dem women, tinkin its cool,smh.

@scarface,i thought u would hv stepped up by now,2 bad.
Jokes EtcRe: Make I Write My Own by eldav(m): 7:40pm On Jan 26, 2012
Dry!

Y'all need to raise your games,as in seriously.
Jokes EtcRe: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by eldav(m): 7:22pm On Jan 26, 2012
@jackpot aka uche

is dis wat u guys allowed here to become?Newbies no longer hear of d jokes section history,to pay respect to those its due?

I left here in d hands of bright,you,scarface aka studio, etc,and someone like chainsaw has been running around here,showing all dat there is none 2 b compared to him in stupidity,and y'all aint doin ntin abt it?

Otoor or somtin like dat shuld b taught his place,cos i dnt wanna tear into no one dis yr.

Here is losing its flavour to some rugrats,u guys shuld fix dis mess.

Im still THE PRINCE.
Jokes EtcRe: strangers on BB chating by eldav(m): 2:46pm On Jan 26, 2012
Dayummmm,

Nice joke@op

I approve.
Jokes EtcRe: ewuooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo by eldav(m): 3:03am On Jan 26, 2012
Loool.

This guy is good.

I approve.
Jokes EtcRe: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by eldav(m): 2:56am On Jan 26, 2012
@chainsickbbw

U sound too excited,u seem to be a guy to me,bt u sound too feminine, possibility is dat u r both,

I really dont wanna exchange words wif u,seems like u creeped in while i was away,i advice u make ur researches well b4 openin dat cave u call a mouth,

Hmm,lemme gv it a rest and pls dnt reply me,jst tink abt it. smiley
Jokes EtcRe: My First Joke 4 D Yr 2012 ( New Yr Joke) by eldav(m): 7:41pm On Jan 24, 2012
Good joke
Jokes EtcRe: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by eldav(m): 4:01pm On Jan 24, 2012
Idowuogbo:
Eldav baba I dobale for u ooo

Kai see as ur panma dey direct me go south west,oh boi dis yankee u go, go make 9ja mosquito romance u FRESH BUOYYYYYYY!!!!!
Lol.

I dey feel u wella.how u dey?

Jst continue to dey arrange tins here as usual.

Sophizzy:
Eldav! It has tey tey since we see your brake lights. How've u been? cool
sophy i've been okay.decided to come holla at u guyz.I hope u've been good too,
Jokes EtcRe: Jamb Question. . .must Read by eldav(m): 2:16pm On Jan 24, 2012
I knew it was gonna be funny,
Jokes EtcRe: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by eldav(m): 2:09pm On Jan 24, 2012
Just wanna pay ma respects, to those its due actually.

Its been a while,bt im glad to see y'all r still lively/dry, y'all knw ya camp.

Well done baddest-oskey.

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