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Romance / Re: When Your Wife Pushes You Too Far,a Slap Or 2 Could Be Justified by eldav(m): 9:01am On Mar 06, 2012
edie_mafio:

thank you very mch eldav,may God bless u wiv a handsome man if u dnt have 1 already, 1 luv

eerm bro,i aint gay.
Romance / Re: When Your Wife Pushes You Too Far,a Slap Or 2 Could Be Justified by eldav(m): 9:01am On Mar 06, 2012
edie_mafio:

thank you very mch eldav,may God bless u wiv a handsome man if u dnt have 1 already, 1 luv

eerm bro,i aint gay.
Romance / Re: When Your Wife Pushes You Too Far,a Slap Or 2 Could Be Justified by eldav(m): 12:22am On Mar 06, 2012
The problem is that there are lots of daring girls nowadays.Girls who REALLY want to know what you will do.

My advice to ladies is that they should pls try and understand that guys are human beings too and every human being has a breaking limit,and that of guys isnt that much compared to the ladies actually.So ladies shouldnt do things that would bring out the animalistic side fo guys.

If only people would operate using the golden rule,do unto others what you would want them do to you,the world would be a more habitable place.
Romance / Re: When Your Wife Pushes You Too Far,a Slap Or 2 Could Be Justified by eldav(m): 12:03am On Mar 06, 2012
This guy dey vex! grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Do U Feel Dis? by eldav(m): 10:04pm On Mar 05, 2012
Feel fire!
Jokes Etc / Re: I Am The Greatest Liar On Earth by eldav(m): 9:52pm On Mar 05, 2012
@Op

U try!
Jokes Etc / Re: Goat Fries. by eldav(m): 9:50pm On Mar 05, 2012
Well done.
Jokes Etc / Re: Wonders Shall Never End by eldav(m): 5:46pm On Mar 05, 2012
Oboi stop chasing Lady bukky around.

She doesnt wanna talk to u,so stop and face elsewhere.

You always go about abusing girls thinking it's a manly thing,stuupid thing like u.

Dont just annoy me tonight.
Jokes Etc / Re: Bb Beggar by eldav(m): 4:33pm On Mar 05, 2012
U try!
Jokes Etc / Re: Wonders Shall Never End by eldav(m): 4:28pm On Mar 05, 2012
Mtchw
Jokes Etc / Re: English Made In Nigeria. by eldav(m): 4:00pm On Mar 05, 2012
See as you just dey SHINE DEY GO.
Jokes Etc / Re: How To Know If You're Local. by eldav(m): 3:49pm On Mar 05, 2012
Ruqaya:

Lorrhcarrhl boohirrrz haaarrnndde lorrhcarrhl ghirrrrrlz ckhorhnthreebhuuuuts thwooo dheeedh 3threeeeeead

Oboi try to dey make sense abeg.
Jokes Etc / Re: And They Finally Said I Do! by eldav(m): 3:36pm On Mar 05, 2012
Yea,wateva!
Jokes Etc / Re: Must Ibo People Sell Out There Daughters To Her Suitor? by eldav(m): 2:31pm On Mar 05, 2012
Woah! see anger cry

hahahahahaha

You are just angry,everyone knows you dont fu,ck women,just keep licking your wounds.

By the way,I know my IGBO mom,yeah grin,isĀ  far far far more beautiful than your sister. . . . I dnt want to even call that troll you call your mother cos that will be an unfair comparison. grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Must Ibo People Sell Out There Daughters To Her Suitor? by eldav(m): 1:52pm On Mar 05, 2012
skales:

Thanks for showing some love bro


ekeroyal:

Always your excellency!!

Awww. . . What devotion from Nairaland's most celebrated gay couple. .hahahahahaha

@ALL,ekeroyal is skales' BIATCH.

Confirmed!

You can see for yourselves.

Now be nice grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by eldav(m): 1:22pm On Mar 05, 2012
Kai,dude you are the bomb!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Got This On My Fb Update This Morning: So So So So So Funny: Lolz by eldav(m): 1:07pm On Mar 05, 2012
This thing nor suppose dry like dis na undecided
Jokes Etc / Re: A Man Called The Police. by eldav(m): 12:58pm On Mar 05, 2012
No wahala,i dn hear.
Jokes Etc / Re: Do U Have A V.a.g.i.n.a by eldav(m): 12:56pm On Mar 05, 2012
R u serious?
Jokes Etc / Re: Wonders Shall Never End by eldav(m): 12:50pm On Mar 05, 2012
ekeroyal:

Info from a reliable source shows eldav sleeps with animals in addition to his gay life style. In fact he's amongst the Ibo men that travelled to the US in the name of gay and was repatriated back home after the anti-gay bill was passed.

I'm happily married -a genuine proof that am not gay. Tell us if you are married to exonerate youfucknself. HEEEEDioT


skales:


No dey upgrade dat mumu na
Who even wan give am visa?

U want am to go dey rrape dey small small boys wey dey dat place ni?

Mtchew


They say the best defence is offence.

@eke,So u r still battling with my claim that u r very gaay?

Being married doesnt mean crap,u r jst a closet gaay boy,bt i advice u 2 fight 4 wat u bliv in,afterall dis is democracy.

So now,would u and ur partner skales get off my back?

By the way,whos d stud and sissy btwn d two of u? grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Must Ibo People Sell Out There Daughters To Her Suitor? by eldav(m): 12:35pm On Mar 05, 2012
skales:


Especially when the stuupid iidiot is not on the same level with me.

Oboi u jxt admitted that u r a stuupid iidiot. . . Only dat ur level dey very high grin grin grin

I see.

Mr bin,pls include dis latest info in ur news bulletin.

No offeince pls. grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: African King by eldav(m): 6:11pm On Mar 04, 2012
Funny.
Jokes Etc / Re: Whatz Inside The Bin#### Binatone by eldav(m): 6:00pm On Mar 04, 2012
Lol.
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes, Jokes, Jokes And Jokes by eldav(m): 5:50pm On Mar 04, 2012
Cool.

Nice joke.

Hope dis wont a one joke thread though.
Jokes Etc / Re: For The Sake Of Your Phone, Do Not Open This Thread, Virus Intended. by eldav(m): 5:31pm On Mar 04, 2012
Cant u be nice for once?
Jokes Etc / Re: Wonders Shall Never End by eldav(m): 5:28pm On Mar 04, 2012
No bro.

Like i always tell you,never judge others with your experience.that your father despoiled you wen u were little doesnt mean its d same with everyone.

So my gay broda,i hope u r satisfied wit my answer.I hope dis tym u wont ask me again.

Cheers.
Jokes Etc / Re: Ramatu Part 6 by eldav(m): 5:18pm On Mar 04, 2012
Who is this guy again??

So if they leave you,u will jst run boldly wit dat ur smelly boxers to reply me?

You gat no respect boy!

As 4 ur remark,I'll kip being ALIVE to show worthless pieces of thrash like u d way 2 live the good life.

You r welkum grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Wonders Shall Never End by eldav(m): 4:49pm On Mar 04, 2012
Onyeasi:

And makes you think he's gay?. Infact i dey suspect you

Dont mind the gay boy,hez jst indirectly advertising his over abused ware to me.

Hez lucky he is nt close to me,na slap i 4 tear am.
Jokes Etc / Re: Wonders Shall Never End by eldav(m): 4:17pm On Mar 04, 2012
Shut up u dis gossip

Man indeed,mtchw
Jokes Etc / Re: Wonders Shall Never End by eldav(m): 3:50pm On Mar 04, 2012
Hahaha

I put the fear of Eldav in him along time ago.

But must u lie against me,u dis yoruba boy? Fight jst dey hungry una,bt una nor strong 1 bit. grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Ramatu Part 6 by eldav(m): 3:38pm On Mar 04, 2012
No hope for you.

I pity you.
Jokes Etc / Re: Ramatu Part 6 by eldav(m): 1:49pm On Mar 04, 2012
Ode

I'm tryin to accomodate one of ur kind.By now u shuld knw dat i hv a tin against bad smell,

And u still wan join? U wan kill pesin ni grin grin grin

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