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Jokes Etc / Re: Na Who Be Aboki? by eldav(m): 11:47am On Mar 13, 2012
Na u sabi
Jokes Etc / Re: Na Who Be Aboki? by eldav(m): 11:38am On Mar 13, 2012
mikuz: Lol, nice one!

Close dat ur rabbit-like teeth
Jokes Etc / Re: Na Who Be Aboki? by eldav(m): 11:36am On Mar 13, 2012
Vivly: Its ur sense of humour dat has gone dry. Jeayosiii

E pain am wella
Jokes Etc / Re: New! by eldav(m): 11:26am On Mar 13, 2012
Suto hw did dis hapun 2 u?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Still On The Sugar Mummy Ish* by eldav(m): 11:24am On Mar 13, 2012
Dude












you dey F,UCK UP
Jokes Etc / Re: Na Who Be Aboki? by eldav(m): 11:19am On Mar 13, 2012
Why do u kip killing the jokes section?

Dry!
Jokes Etc / Re: Old Cock Vs New Cock GAYS by eldav(m): 9:27pm On Mar 12, 2012
ROFLMAO
Jokes Etc / Re: A Taxi Driver's First Day On The Job. by eldav(m): 6:12pm On Mar 11, 2012
Meaning focus on the face.
Jokes Etc / Re: Whatz Inside The Bin#### Binatone by eldav(m): 6:04pm On Mar 11, 2012
LOL
Jokes Etc / Re: Lets Meet! by eldav(m): 6:01pm On Mar 11, 2012
Good idea,bt wont be realised.

Atleast not now.
Jokes Etc / Re: A Taxi Driver's First Day On The Job. by eldav(m): 5:50pm On Mar 11, 2012
Pervert!
Jokes Etc / Re: BRAZIL 2014 by eldav(m): 5:19pm On Mar 08, 2012
Hahahaha

Well done.
Jokes Etc / Re: Ramatu Parts 7,8 , 9 AND 10!!!!!!!! by eldav(m): 5:15pm On Mar 08, 2012
This is the real deal!

Part 8. . . . . .looking forward to it.
Jokes Etc / Re: Made In Nigeria English by eldav(m): 5:13pm On Mar 08, 2012
And who gives a hoot
Jokes Etc / Re: Men Vs Women Gender Jokes. . . by eldav(m): 12:48pm On Mar 08, 2012
Lol

Na that b d kind money wey go make u talk truth.
Jokes Etc / Re: Sniffer Dog by eldav(m): 11:18am On Mar 08, 2012
Hahaha

Nice try!
Jokes Etc / Re: Nice Joke by eldav(m): 10:28am On Mar 08, 2012
Bloody hell!!!

Yuck.
Jokes Etc / Re: Men Vs Women Gender Jokes. . . by eldav(m): 10:25am On Mar 08, 2012
~Killz~:

At a Mosque fund raising ceremony for a bigger Mosque, Many guests that could not come sent cheques.
The Alfa read out the donations and this is what happened:
Alhaji Bali N2 million Allau Akbar!
,
Alhaji Dosumu N20 million Allah Akbar!!

When he saw the next cheque, he paused and appeared confused, then he screamed.

Alhaji D-A-N-G-O-T-E N800 million!
PRAISE THE LORD!
And all the Muslims replied HALLELUYAH!

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin



ROFLMAO
Jokes Etc / Re: Made In Nigeria English by eldav(m): 9:36am On Mar 08, 2012
Uncle DO FOR ME christmas.
Jokes Etc / Re: Messi Is Not Human Being But Alien by eldav(m): 9:22am On Mar 08, 2012
Irepanda

Dont insult this section again!

Am i understood?
Jokes Etc / Re: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by eldav(m): 9:07am On Mar 08, 2012
Bestest grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: The Wisest Of Them All? by eldav(m): 7:51am On Mar 08, 2012
freshcvv:

^^^

With a face like yours, how u wan take laugh before? even if u try to laugh, it won't be noticed because your face looks like a signboard, not just a signboard, but a malaria signboard, tongue tongue tongue tongue grin

Wicked! grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Mallam No Be Human Being? by eldav(m): 7:34am On Mar 08, 2012
Rimsahy

See as u jxt dey laff like person wey jxt finish self service.

No offence.
Jokes Etc / Re: This World by eldav(m): 11:31pm On Mar 07, 2012
I never get your time.

Mtchw.
Jokes Etc / Re: This World by eldav(m): 8:31pm On Mar 07, 2012
And how does that concern anyone?
Jokes Etc / Re: How To Become Overnite Celebrity by eldav(m): 6:42pm On Mar 07, 2012
U mean d same naija wey i come from?

I dnt tink so.
Jokes Etc / Re: This World by eldav(m): 6:13pm On Mar 07, 2012
Hope you keep your promise.

But word of advice,never you take anything from this section serious.











Sh,emale grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Ramatu Part 1 by eldav(m): 6:08pm On Mar 07, 2012
hahahaha,

But finally u bad bukky.
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Mentality by eldav(m): 6:05pm On Mar 07, 2012
Second joke follow

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