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Freelanswer:
Eldorado the comedian. I have really learned more from the fun than I have from many stiff-necked gists like that of @EreluY. What's actually the problem with Honda? Please, tell your fiancee that I said she should let you save more lives - be the opposite of BH. Happy Val to you two though.

Thanks for the compliment boss, its my responsibility to make everyone smile, i still dey wait make Buhari appoint me as minister of laughter

But i doubt if that man fit laugh for 5 seconds,


Thanks for the val wishes bro, i wish you and your loved ones same, be good and stay safe......

what is cute?

auskenfine:
Enyia, save lives first by giving those hints completely. Leave to to alone first for now. Na him make women no dey value una. Wuman wrapper.

Bro i love your comments, especially where you said "wuman wrapper" if to say na Man wrapper, that one for worst, cos na 14 yrs be that

LEGALAide:
Very true @point one. Hondas are good for nothing.
Point two shaa.
So before I overtake a vehicle, I gats look im front?
How is that supposed to happen?

thanks for asking the question

once u leave the back of the vehicle u want to overtake, you will of course see the front clearly, u will see if there is another vehicle ahead of it, it might also want to overtake, or any thing that might make it want to swerve towards your side, this might force the overtaking driver to swerve toward the bush or against the culvert.....if to say nairaland get voice note I for explain better, but as a sharp guy I know Say u don grab

[size=15pt]I hate seeing accident news, accident can always be prevented

1. never buy an honda car, no matter how beautiful it is

2. while driving listen to calm songs, not the trending hip hops, the song u listen to motivates ur driving


3. check ur vehicle well before embarking on trips

4. look ahead for potholes, and never over take a vehicle u can't see its front



I want to list more, but my fiancee is here, she is calling my attention, let me go the needful before our story turn topic here tommorw [/size]

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DrChatNuff:
speeding!speeding!!speeding!!!....we NEVER learn, cant imagine how many will die if roads were even better, crazy statement but true.

have you thought of the amount of lives lost since the road have been bad, am amazed by ur comment.

most of this drivers speed because they know the road is bad and they want to cover up the time, if the road was to be good, for instance 4 smooth lanes 18wheelers (trailers) will stick to one, having no reason to swerve from potholes and falling on small vehicles or chasing dem off into the bush.

most times it's not all about speeding...

Modsenemy:
Is this the proper time to raise this kind of comment?

Whether 19800 or not, won't u still travel.?

Op congrats though. I'm really happy fr u

I think this is the proper time, because the govt will be able to see pictorial reasons, before now motions have been raised to scrap NYSC due to reasons like dis, but d govt still won't do anything.

think about this : a child raised by a parents for 26 years without the interference of the government, spent about 5 years in the higher institutions, graduated, did convocation and Now died just because he wants to serve the government for a year,
if you were to be the parent of that child, probably ur only child, looking forward to start reaping fruit of ur labor in few years

toys2seven:
1. Fifa 16 2. Splinter cell 3. Nova 3 4. GTA 5. NFS

bro where do u download ur gta from

bloodyBLOGGER:
I can't. But I can mention places he hasn't been to for years.

Hospitals
IDP camps
Islamic territories
Etc

Add yours

if u can't mention those places he has been to, ow den are you sure of those places he has not been to?

OP mention 20 places he has also visited this year, and why u did not publish those?

OK, but I will do more for my wife

Bro you are wrong by confronting her, you have a good fiancee, the only thing she did was not telling you, apologize to her for confronting her, and ask her what she thinks the best solution will be,

possible solutions,

1. tell your gal to invite him on a date and you will be present and u both tell him maturely to keep off.

2. you and ur Gal to call the other guys mom and tell her to meet your fiance


3. your gal might have a better solution

if this old men are this foolish..... who will advice the young ones....RIP in advanced to them

OP is right, I knw fleshing is always sweet and tasty that you always feel it on your tongue, but let me advice you guys...

if you gonna cum in 10 mins, start d first 6 mins with flesh, and make sure u have a good time, and use d last few mins with a condom


secondly most guys are good in withdrawal method like me, but if ur are fleshing and d gal is on top (cowgirl style) then u are on ur own, especially if the gal na extra large, u no go fit push her away, even if u tell her u wanna Cum, she will think she is doing u right and want to do more at dat point she will twist her waist lean on you, and before u knw u are spraying directly on the eggs

The mechanic and the man were both smart, so some of you expected the man to confront the thieves, if I was to be the man,after ramming into them, I will still send a bullet each thru their skull, through my my licensed colt Python gun, or semi automatic mac 4...

Am sure OP has never gone near a barrack.....you will see female soldiers and you will wish they were ur relatives