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mods....oya Ooo come give me idea abeg...

OMG
My mum joined facebook last week
and this evening she started
complaining to me, she said:
"Muyiwa,this facebook registration
dey chop money oh" "mummy I no
understand... how?" I asked. She
sighed and said: "Since wey I tell
Ope your brother to register me
for facebook, na so-so money I dey
spend"
I was confused, I didn't understand
what my mum was talking about.
But after a while I got a clue and
then asked: "Oh ok,mummy na MB
dey chop your money?". She raised
eye brows and said: "ah Muyiwa
which one be MB na?
I hope say I no go pay for that one
again oh, because I don pay 8k for
chatting permit, 10k for friend
request fee, 3k for posting fee, 6k
for profile picture permit and this
evening again,your brotherdon talk
say facebook say make I bring 5k
for international facebook
passport.
Muyiwa, I don tire, na so una dey
spend money for this thing?".
Please what should I tell my mum
right now?

Nairalnders abeg give me ideas

None.... We have sexier ladies here in Nigeria... So why should I hit bones when der are meaty ladies all around.....

OK no vex ooo abeg u fit snap d original book

In summary that's d guy money working for him.... Lets us work for u too....

OK where is the luxurious bus... U said it was badly dented... How u take know.... Cos I trust u if u saw it... U would have snapped it

demielvis:
Are you sure you're ok?

be specific

Soldiers no get pity for people.... They expect you to pity urself by behaving urself

This people no nice at all

You wont believe this, you will regret supporting them

On is the No 12 kind of Lady u must never have as a wife

crap

pastor

biafrans....sounds more like baberians....and babalerians dey say talks in thousands...and makes no sense

og2711:
Why do Nigerians talk like FOOLS?!!! We all have been involved in scuffles at one point or the other, should we all have out throats almost ripped out?!!!


On another note, this surgery is being performed on the floor oh!!

no vex ooo why were u nt d one in dat pool of blood

ok dats not bad....he got wat he asked for

he must have applied as a logo bearer

if he is cheating good for u both...u can take dt time to get fit again and he can also learn more experience. .in as much as u are d mother of d house...he will always come back

this guys are dull...look at thier hair....soldiers no dey get hair

op i believe u have never seen a tin geisha ....just in case u come accross it....use straw

.

OP next time u want to copy...copy something related to africa.....shey u get....

OP wit all humility...magun is called thunderbolt.....for d sake of those who do not understand yoruba....make dem no think say na machine gun u wan write......in othet words magun is know as fvck and tumble to death

ok

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Ezedon:
There's nothing wrong with entering the bus, just dress rugged like them appear as a crazy person n they'll fear u

bross no vex ooo...i see say u don get 71 likes...dat is people like u (na joke i dey ooo)

but tell me bro...will i av to to back to to were rags and shook myself knife come add plaster like cross....or na for bustop der i go tear my nice shirt and jean cut my sef bottle....bro abeg i never grab wella....u fit yearn further...

Tallesty1:
People will someday blame PDP for their inability to mount a woman.

lol woman na horse or bike?