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Largas: Hahahaha
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NL isn't 2go 2go, whatsapp bro.

Meanwhile, I used to stutter, I stopped sometime ago.

Did you know stammerers have high-temper?

No its not true, I'm an example of a stammerer that has control.

Naetochukwu: Not my fault joor
I am willing to stop the exposure but the boo.bs are weak
I think they are enjoying the air that's why they are always ready to pop up.
I need to get ropes for them

Now I know d prob..... you are just being sarcastic, you enjoy the attention they attract to u.

Naetochukwu: I started wearing bra @ 9yrs, the breast was just growing faster than ugwu leaves....
Now sef the breast just full everywhere, I can't wear a bikini without some flesh popping up... So annoying.

I think you have to start appreciating your body like my new friend KHIAA, you're blessed in an uncommon way my sister but limit the exposure if its annoying.

khiaa: Ok maybe misunderstood your friend, but no one could spite me about my size because I realise that I am truly blessed by GOD in that department, anyone speaking negatively about that (other women) has only proven to be out of jealousy.

Your moniker? tell me abt it.

lemme add my own o.

Agbo Jedi husband

Alomo Husband: these ones only have packaging and in the end they intoxicate you with love while you remain the same.

Red card Husband: very common in the UK, they marry you just to obtain citizenship.

Bbm Husband: believe it or not they exist, a former coursemate often complains abt how her hubby pings every second even in bed, sometimes he laughs hysterically.

Facebook Husband: he is always online on fb and claims to be single.

Nairaland Husband: same as fb hubby but this one shares his family ish on nairaland.

Lolaabokoku: Na so then D̶̲̥̅̊εγ
Lie,, if Ɣ☺ΰ
Reach their home,, Ɣ☺ΰ
Go see as some men dey maltreat their wiVes

No!!! Omolola I disagree, if men aren't gods you won't use your moniker, you've savoured the joy of a good man thus the moniker" Lola abokoku" your hubby is lucky Jo.

khiaa: Ok!! You do know there is a difference in being blunt and being rude don't you? Your friend was very rude, she could have simply ignored this thread if she felt she couldn't answer the question.

No she is not rude, glitest can be blunt but rude? definitely not. She posted that she started wearing bra at age 12 and a guy quoted her to spite her but she told him not to make her twin babies a topic, I don't think she is rude Miss just as you would respond if a naughty fellow quoted your bra size to spite you. Anyways I love blunt ladies and its nice meeting you.

khiaa: I am confused. Is there something wrong in telling the truth?

No Miss, i appreciate people who are blunt like you that's all.

There are no instant miracle cures
for stuttering. Therapy, electronic
devices, and even drugs can't help
make it an overnight process. Those
who stutter, however, can fight the
condition on their own, as well as
make significant progress toward
fluency by seeing a speech therapist.
If you're serious about putting
stuttering behind you and beginning
your new, more-fluent, life, read
these tips and techniques.
1
Mentally and Physically relax... Tell
yourself that you really are going
to do fine. When you are worried
that you are going to stutter, you
make it likelier that you will. Relax
both your body and your mind.

Relax your body:
Release the tension in your
back, neck and arms. Relax
your shoulders; let them sink
down to a natural level.
Buzz your lips for a couple
seconds before you start
speaking. Singers do this
sometimes to warm up.
Shake out any tension that
you have in your legs and
arms. Twist your torso.
Relax your mind:
Tell yourself: "I am bigger
than this stutter; this
stutter is not bigger than
me!"
Don't tell yourself it's a life
or death situation.
Stuttering is annoying, but
it's not as much of an issue
to other people as it probably
is to you. Let this thought
relax you.
Concentrate your attention
inside your head. Gently let
your attention drift to the
furthest tips of your body,
breathing evenly. This can be
done as a form of meditation .

2
Stand in front of the mirror and
imagine the person in the mirror being someone else. Just start talking about anything — how your day went, what you're feeling like,
what you're planning on eating
later on — and watch your
stutter disappear. Of course, talking in front of
the mirror isn't the same thing
as talking to another person,
but this exercise should give
you a good boost of confidence. Remember how well you spoke to yourself in the mirror when preparing to talk to somebody else.
Try speaking to yourself every
day for 30 minutes. It might
seem weird at first, but the
exercise is hearing your voice
without the stutter. It'll give
you lots of confidence.

3
Visualize the words you're going to
say before you say them. This is
hard to master, but it really helps.
If you can imagine words, you claim
them and it'll be harder for them
to slip into a stutter. If you
cannot imagine it, they can't be
yours. Have a clear mental picture
of what you want to say.
If you are stumbling over a
particular word, try using a
word that sounds just like it
— a synonym. This word might
be easier to use and one that
you won't slip over.
Try to spell a word out if you
stumble over it. You might have
to pronounce it very slowly and
letter by letter, but at least
you'll get the satisfaction of
knowing that you pronounced
it.
Don't be afraid to pause as
you visualize or spell out the
letters in the word. We're
trained to think of silences as
frightening; you have to train
yourself to think of the
silences as opportunities to
ace it.
4

When you stutter, try letting out
tension in between blocks . Work
through stuttering by letting out
deep, guttural noises at each
block. For example: "It's s-s-s-s-
s-. GRRRRRR It's silly." Try
stopping by saying "Blah " and
continue.
5
Get in the right frame of mind . Before
you go to talk dont try to impress anybody, get optimistic
instead of pessimistic. Often
times, the fear of stuttering can
cause stuttering itself. Instead
of fearing it and expecting it to
happen, try to visualize
succeeding. This will help you
destroy any nervousness you
might encounter.

6
Try breathing exercises to make
speech easier. Often, a stutterer
will have trouble breathing while
they are stuttering. Getting your
speech back could be helped
drastically by doing breathing
exercises. Try these for more
fluency while you speak: Take a couple of deep breaths
before you start speaking.
Pretend you're diving down
into water and you need to
get a couple of deep breaths
before you dive. This may ease
your breathing and help
regulate it. If you're in a
social situation and you feel
uncomfortable doing this, try
to breathe deeply through your
nose.
Remember to breathe when you
speak and if you stutter.
People who stutter often
forget to breathe once they
begin stuttering. Pause, give
yourself some time to breathe,
and try to tackle the word or
phrase again.
Don't try to set any speed
records. There are plenty of
fast talkers out there, but the
goal is not to speak how they
speak. Your goal is to be able
to express words and be
understood. Learn to speak at
a moderate pace. There is no
rush here, nor are there
competitions on who can out
talk the other person.
7
Try putting some rhythm into your
speech. People who stutter tend to
lose their stutter when they sing,
for several reasons: the words
they are singing are prolonged,
and the voice they use is smooth
and delivered easier than normal
speech. If you can put a little bit
of rhythm into your speech (give it
an oratory quality, like Martin
Luther King, Jr.) you might find
that your stutter has lessened or
even gone away.

8
If you're making a speech, don't look
directly at someone. Look over
people's heads, or at a point in the
back of the room. This way, you
might not get as nervous and
start a chain reaction of
stuttering.
If you're talking directly to
someone, see if you can make
regular eye contact with them.
You don't have to stare at
them the whole time, but
making eye contact with them
will put them at ease, which will
help you feel more
comfortable.

9
Don't sweat the small stuff.
Understand that you'll make
mistakes. But it's not the
mistakes that define you. It's how
you rebound from the mistakes,
how you persevere. Understand
that you will probably lose some
battles, but that your goal is to
win the war.

khiaa: What??

Pardon me Miss.....I was surprised by your blunt and factual comment just like my friend glitest.

khiaa: When I started wearing a bra at 11 yrs old I wore a size 34B, now I wear size 40DD.

yeah! mogbe! ssssorry wrong quote.

glitest: .
I'll ask her when she wakes up.

huh! I trust u now, you are joking nani.

$600m can't buy you a good wife talk less of a mother, i'm sure mothers amongst us will be surprised by these comments well as for me I've got no mama.

glitest: I need to ask my mom this question. ;

what! do have to do that? no fall my hand o cos if you slap mama I go slap u a hundred times olorun.

glitest: I began wearing a bra @ 12.

*stutters * dear you started early o my elder sis started at 21 in the mid nineties.

How was your night? I know it was short cos you were here when I was long gone in slumber.

glitest: I began wearing a bra @ 12.

*stutters * dear you started early o my elder sis started at 21 in the mid nineties.

And Edna wept like a bereaved.

glitest: Ehh??....Do you realize that most of the bus drivers are my friends sha?....Just mention "Glitest", if they don't get it...then mention " sugar babe"( more discrete);..I promise they'd let you in for free...Infact, they'll drop you right I front of my palace, and treat you like a boss that you are.

okay make them come destroy my face qbi?

glitest: Teeneger problem ke?.

When did mental illness become a teenage problem?.

sweetie you badt oooooo.

glitest: Thanks love!!!...We are doing a mini celebration, by eating out this evening; then we will celebrate their anniversary, as a form of thanksgiving in church on Sunday, #2...No invitation luv....Its just @ 33rd wedding anniversary... That will happen in 2 years time by the grace of God.

ahan! I'm already at ojota now about to board a bus to ib.

andromida: Really? sex during courtship is different from sex in marriage?

Sexual compatibility matters in marriage not before.

I really think she should talk to him and let him fix his anxiety she cannot do it for him which is why i suggested spiking up his drink whenever she wants to go wild.

why are u emphasising on drink spiking? hmmmm I fear you o.

glitest: Is that the same guy I rescued from been budonlized by you?...I thought that was a female.?

No,its definitely the guy he has this teenage problem he is battling.

naijaboiy: seriously it doesn't make sense!!!
Snubbing/beefing your WIFE on her birthday
HABA!!

it doesn't makes sense passing judgement without knowing the bone of contention, she only typed that they had issues which she cannot share.

andromida:

I read somewhere some stuffs that help ease anxiety for the man so he can last longer. Can't remember the name of the book make she do research.

but I thought anxiety is distress or uneasiness of mind caused by fear of danger, the man's prob is his notion about sex which she has to correct, sex during courtship is different to sex in marriage infact sex.u.a.l compatibility matters before and in marriage or what do u think?

andromida: I am sure if she does her research she will even come up with natural supplements she can use.

Huh! natural supplements like opa eyin,ale,afato,Jedi e.t.c these extracts don't work except to make u poo.

glitest: No luv, I'm not in Lagos.

I wish big mummy glitest and daddy glitest a blissful life together as they celebrate 33 yrs of love, my regards to them o and don't forget to send my invitation.

glitest: You need help....You are not well in the head.

That is the fool who claims to be an American....do u remember his comments yesterday?

glitest: Morning luv!..The whether is Pretty Mild....@68 degrees.
I hope it stays the same; All weekend that is.
Thanks for asking.... Your's?.

I'm sure you aint in lagos cos its 26° here with mild showers,I pray it changes oooo.

andromida: Better spike his drink before the deed with something that will help both of you.

You mean something like VEGA 200 or VAKA 200?

glitest: Buy some Viagra pills at a pharmacy or online....Its a blue pill that helps with getting it to stay up .



I don't think you'll want to continue describing your husband as "homely"; It has a totally different meaning....Its not what you think it is.

Viagra is like performing surgery on a migraine patient, I think the guy is just disinterested he doesn't see sex as a call to duty to satisfy his partner, come to think of it why is she surprised now? they had sex 3 times and she couldn't rate his sexual performance before walking down the aisle with him, she needs a perfect guy but it ain't possible, low sexual performance is his imperfection so she has to discuss this issue with him and improve on her techniques too introduce fore-play and play dirty afterall you are married.

glitest
Babe how is d weather in your area? its cold here

toprealman: What I like about Blessing is her consistency. Meanwhile, those American imports get as them be.....na wa oh.

Na drugs dem even dey use, unlike our local athlete wey dey on a diet of akpu with oha soup.

glitest: I feel you....I knew that diss was in personal reference to her, and not in generalization.... We do that often...Sorry to hear you've been on edge lately.

its normal now, I can't stop laughing when I read this just now
padipadi: you seem to be a nice girl, anyway my name is Patrick

glitest: I'm Patricia.