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CareerRe: What Is The Average Salary Of A Nigerian Soldier? by Elebiju: 11:11am On Oct 05, 2014
Princecalm:
You should not compare a soldier to a banker,a banker is way above a soldier.But a soldier can also tell a banker to lie flat if he misbehaves.
not in a civilized society bro.
AgricultureRe: Apple Cultivation In Nigeria.(pictures) by Elebiju: 10:56am On Oct 05, 2014
aaidel:
well if you knew the meaning of dyslexic then you wouldn't have used it, yes all because of apples learn to call things by their proper names not whatever you think they should be called
I think u should learn to accept that there are things u don't know, even a professor learns everyday.
AgricultureRe: Apple Cultivation In Nigeria.(pictures) by Elebiju: 7:29am On Oct 04, 2014
aaidel: well then you can gladly call yourself a chimpanzee
and u have proven to be a dyslexic all because of apples.
AgricultureRe: Apple Cultivation In Nigeria.(pictures) by Elebiju: 10:32am On Oct 03, 2014
aaidel: one is a tropical fruit the other is not just like calling a chimpanzee a human which in this case would be closer than calling the bell apple an apple
your theories lack basis, u can't be English than an Englishman, an apple is an apple.
AgricultureRe: Apple Cultivation In Nigeria.(pictures) by Elebiju: 10:26pm On Sep 30, 2014
iwonbaoko: It is not an apple .They are completely different and UNRELATED species.Calling it an apple does not make it an apple
so u mean a midget isn't human because of his size?
AgricultureRe: Apple Cultivation In Nigeria.(pictures) by Elebiju: 7:26am On Sep 30, 2014
rosety: Apples CAN grow in Nigeria and other tropical regions but not all apple varieties will fruit even when they grow. This is because most apple varieties require cold periods to begin fruiting (trying not to use technical jargon). However, varieties like Anna and Fuji do not require long cold periods or require higher temperatures to stimulate fruiting - temperatures that are reachable in Nigeria, temps in the 25°c region.
A client of mine just started an apple-avocado farm in Jos and we supplied about 150 bare-rooted trees purchased from Florida. Now temperatures in Florida don't get as cold as in most other parts of the American and European continents and the Anna variety of apples does very well there. The trees we planted are still young but they are doing very well. I expect fruits this time next year.
pls we need the jargon.Well, English apple can grow in Nigeria, but it will
not fruit because of temperature. They require some
cold temperature for booting. Our temperature does
not meet up with that level. So, because of that, the
apple will germinate, it will grow as a plant, but it
will not flower and therefore cannot bear fruit.Only the bell apple will be productive in Nigeria.

FoodRe: Have You Ever Tried This Ancient Technique? (picture Included) by Elebiju: 6:50am On Sep 30, 2014
Donfamous: for ur mind
because you need to know.
FoodRe: Have You Ever Tried This Ancient Technique? (picture Included) by Elebiju: 8:37am On Sep 28, 2014
Donfamous: bros u Sabi ekuru sha? Are u from ekiti?
U know those kind stew rich with iru
ekuru is native to Oyo,osun and kwara not ekiti.
FoodRe: Have You Ever Tried This Ancient Technique? (picture Included) by Elebiju: 8:36am On Sep 28, 2014
naturally: Sweet stew esp 'obe ekuru'
ekuru is native to Oyo,osun and kwara not ekiti.
FashionRe: Why Wear An Underwear? by Elebiju: 10:31am On Sep 06, 2014
going without underwear since 1997.
FashionRe: How Will You React When You See Someone Wearing The Same Clothes As Yours? by Elebiju: 7:47am On Aug 31, 2014
Bimfo: What do u want me to dohuh

What type of Question is this Sefhuh

Seun, Which kind mods U dey employ these days?? Ehnhuh

Stúpid questions just dey hit FrontPage these days..


1) What if ur biological father is not ur father??

2) How will u react if u see some1 driving the same Car with the same plate number with you??

3) How will you react if you are eating the same type of food with some1 else in the Resturanthuh


4) Can Davido Afford The Acquisition And
Maintenance Of A Private Jet?? Shoo, Na this 1 vex me pass, Wetin concern me with Davido, or he dey Feed me?? abi, Am I his accountant??


5) Have You Kissed Since The Outbreak Of Ebola?? ah ah.. Cheiii, Which kind question be this 1 again? Na U get my mouth.. even if I Iike make I go kiss Sawyer's Corpse, Wetin concern you??




Even if the Members no get sense at all, Mods suppose dey get sense na..

Ehn Seun, Address this Issue ASAP, I take eledumare beg u..
It's rude to generalize like this, if all the members are senseless I think you are included, moreover if you are disinterested you don't have to comment just move on.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Acquires A Private Jet (Pictures) by Elebiju: 8:17pm On Aug 26, 2014
skyrocketters: his leveraging on his father's wealth
Think with your brain bro not your thumb, even his father aint worth $250m
PhonesRe: Android Antivirus: 6 Truths About Smartphone Malware by Elebiju(op): 11:31am On Aug 09, 2014
here
PoliticsRe: RARE Photos Of Young Nigeria [[More Pictures]] by Elebiju: 4:26pm On Aug 08, 2014
HE BABA:ALAJO SOMOLU, Nigeria’s Most Famous Thrift CollectorOne thing I really respect Afrikan women for is the way many of them manage money. This is particularly true of the market women and those who ownsmall small worobo(petty) businesses. With incredibly tiny amounts, they manage to sustain entire families and prevent their playful, carefree kids from starving. And even send them to school.Kudos to you if are one of the millions of hardworking Afrikan women. While this is not to spite the men or anything, this is just to appreciate the sheer ingenuity of the females when it comes managing and multiplying meagre financial resources.

PoliticsRe: RARE Photos Of Young Nigeria [[More Pictures]] by Elebiju: 3:17pm On Aug 08, 2014
Doctor’ Ishola Oyenusi is a name etched in the history of Nigeria as one of the most violent armed robbers, a criminal who unleashed boundless terror on many Nigerians. But who was he and what did he do that his name was associated with so much notoriety?The Nigerian Civil War had just ended in 1970 but by the early 1970s, a stone-hearted armed robber, Ishola Oyenusi (he called himself Dr. Oyenusi even if he never finished the secondary school), was terrorising all of Lagos, Nigeria’s largest commercial centre. Before one tale of his daring exploits died down, another one had sprung up. Oyenusi was no ordinary pilferer,this snitcher was downright wicked and had all the self-confidence in the world to go with it. And you know something? He was quite romantic and chivalrous. There was a story of how he snatched his first car on Herbert Macaulay Road in Yaba, Lagos. Why? His girlfriend was broke. He eventually sold the car for N400 but the sad part was that in the process of stealing the car, the poor owner was shot dead. He actually snatched the first car he saw on the road. Such was the ferocious nature of his audacity.Oyenusi’s arrogance was also legendary. In 1970, he was arrested and handcuffed by a police officer. As the policeman was ordering him around, Oyenusi blasted him and thundered:‘People like you don’t talk to me like that when I am armed. I gun them down.’Hmmm, but that was not all. Oyenusi was so feared that when the famed movie director, Chief Eddie Ugbomah made a film titled the Rise and Fall of Dr. Oyenusi in 1977,there was no one bold enough to come forward to act the role of the armed robber because they feared his members would show them shege.Ugbomah had no other option but to act the role himself with the feature film depicting the senseless violence of armed robberies and the absolutely atrocious manner by which lives of innocent Nigerians were snuffed out. But there was one interesting thing that happened: a medical doctor by the name of Dr. Oyenusi was so mad at the filmproducer that he headed for the court trying to stop the shooting of the movie.Actually, Ugbomah was threatened. He received a letter from thieves who invadedand looted his provision store, carting away all they could. In the letter, they promised to return his goods if he would only stop shooting the film in which he exposed the support received by the armedrobbers from their ‘godfathers’ and even high-ranking officers in the Nigerian ArmedForces. The stubborn Ugbomah called theirbluff and went ahead with the 16mm-flick (kindly send us a clip of this film if you haveone). Ugbomah would later produce many other films such asDeath of a Black President(1983),Esan (Nemesis), The MaskandVengeance of the Cultin 1985.Death of a Black Presidentwas aboutthe assassination of General Murtala Muhammed(read all about him here>>>http://www..com/murtala-muhammed-nigerias-most-popular-leader/In the 1970s, Oyenusi was no doubt the uncrowned emperor of Nigerian robbers andhe is described as the ‘first celebrated armed robber in Nigeria’. He is regarded by some as the pioneer of conventional armed robbery in Nigeria. When Oyenusi reigned at the height of his regal confidence, he declared:‘The bullet has no power.‘

PoliticsRe: RARE Photos Of Young Nigeria [[More Pictures]] by Elebiju: 3:12pm On Aug 08, 2014
APRIL 1972: It was during the regime of General Yakubu Gowon, Nigeria’s military wartime leader and the law in place for convicted armed robbers was nothing but death by the firing squad.Thus it happened in April 1972 that a young man named Stanley Enekwe was convicted of armed robbery and he was to be shot to death. The place was Ajalli, near Awka in the then East-Central State (that part is now Anambra State). Enekwe’s public execution was scheduled but something really spectacular happened. In those days, families and relatives usually avoided the scene of public execution because they believed that the accused had brought overwhelming shame to their name and disgrace upon the entire family. However, that was not the case with Stanley Enekwe’s father.
e was not only at the execution ground but he was there with his son to the very last. In the picture, he is seen mopping off the sweat on his son’s face and giving him words of encouragement. The agony of a father and the demonstration of unconditional love. Enekwe’s father then told his son these words, murmuring to him:‘Fear not, the Lord is waiting to receive you.’On the day of his execution, many of his villagers trooped out and proclaimed his innocence. Enekwe was said to have been an ex-soldier of the Biafran Army and came back to Ajalli after the Nigerian Civil War with one of the official vehicles which he was accused of stealing. To quote Uzoamaka Udokwu Nwankwo, a member of the Nigerian Nostalgia Project (NNP), she said concerning this issue:I finally spoke to an eye witness. Stanley was an officer in the biafran army and after the war, he came back to Ajalli with one of the official vehicles and was accused of stealing it. The Nigerian army was very wicked to the men who fought them and seized every opportunity that they could get to victimize them. The caseagainst him started immediately after the war and dragged on to the day that he was killed. Most people avoided him as they were also afraid of being victimized so his dad stood by him and boldly came to the execution to show him that he believed in him and also hoping for a miracle. I am not from Ajalli but I know that family very wellalthough I didn’t meet them until the 1980s. They are many things but they are not armed robbers.

RomanceRe: Ladies,can You Propose To A Man,even If You Are 100% Sure He Will Marry You? by Elebiju: 10:55pm On Aug 07, 2014
khiaa: That's ridiculous, it has nothing to do with ego, it's just that traditionally men have done the proposing, but times are changing.
traditionally according to some cultures not generally, the lady proposes in India.
FamilyRe: Wife Sets Husband On Fire For Molesting Her 7 Year Old Daughter by Elebiju: 10:37pm On Aug 07, 2014
glitest: I really don't know whether to take this as friendly advice, or as an insult....Honestly.

Hmm!!..How I'm I doing?.......I was doing great, until I saw your post.
I know u take it as an insult and I'm really sorry but you know I can't hurt u intentionally.
FamilyRe: Wife Sets Husband On Fire For Molesting Her 7 Year Old Daughter by Elebiju: 9:04am On Aug 07, 2014
glitest: I would have done exactly the same thing.
I always look forward to your sarcasm everyday, if you act like this it will only make u a worse person.

How're you doing?
Christianity EtcRe: Top 10 Astonishing Miracles (international) by Elebiju: 10:48pm On Aug 03, 2014
Ishilove: Sauce?
At your age you can't spell check before posting....... this is the source http://www.atlasobscura.com/places/not-quite-incorruptible-st-bernadette-lourdes
Christianity EtcRe: Top 10 Astonishing Miracles (international) by Elebiju: 8:57pm On Aug 03, 2014
Ishilove: So what reason can you give to the phenomenon of incorrupt bodies? You have discounted one reason so I assume you must have another proposition.
read above.
Christianity EtcRe: Top 10 Astonishing Miracles (international) by Elebiju: 8:28pm On Aug 03, 2014
berem: Proud to be a Catholic!

cool
maybe this won't make you proud

THE TRUTH ABOUT BERNADETTE SOUBIROUS

The undeniably beautiful 130-year-old body of Bernadette Soubirous is displayed in a purpose-built crystal coffin, housed in a chapel at the abbey where she served as a nun. Her uncannily lifelike visage, clad in nun's robes, is one of the most commonly used illustrations of incorruptible saintswhose bodies never decay. After her death, she was exhumed no less than three times and found to be perfectly intact at each, which makes it seem strange that the lovely face and handsthat are so famous are actually made of wax.Saint Bernadette began her life relatively recently, by saintly standards, growing up in Victorian-era France. The eldest daughter in a poor family, she struggled with ill health her whole life.Her fame began at age 14 in Lourdes, with a series of sightings of a young woman taken to be Virgin Mary, now known as Our Lady of Lourdes. The apparition appeared eighteen separate times, occasionally giving the girl small bits of encouragement, and most famously, pointing her to the source ofthe healing spring waters there. Bernadette reported her sightings, andher appearance as a piously innocent, somewhat simple - not to mention exceptionally pretty - young woman mayhave helped to fuel her reputation and spur on the repetition of her stories.The Lourdes apparition ask for the shrine that was built at the site of thegrotto, which is now one of the most popular Christian pilgrimage spots. It's also a place of miraculous healings, receiving between four and six million visitors annually. The miraculous healings began in Bernadette's lifetime and were credited to the spring water.Although several miracles turned out tobe short-term recoveries or outright hoaxes, many others were confirmed atthe time, and claims continue to this day.Bernadette herself moved away from Lourdes and joined a nunnery in Nevers,where she lived the rest of her life. She died in 1879 of tuberculosis.As part of the canonization process, her body was exhumed three separate times, in 1909, 1919, and finally in 1925, when she was moved to the crystal casket. Her body was pronounced by the church as officially "incorrupt," but it seems the qualifications for that term may have been somewhat lax. In the words of the attending doctor in 1919: "The body is practically mummified,covered with patches of mildew and quite a notable layer of salts, which appear to be calcium salts... The skin has disappeared in some places, but it isstill present on most parts of the body."After a few ribs were removed to be sent to Rome as relics, it was decided that the "blackish color" of her face might be off-putting to pilgrims, and soa "light wax mask" was in order. Her newface and hands were designed by PierreImans, a designer of fashion mannequins in Paris.The body is on display at the Chapel of Saint Gidard at the Sisters of Charity in Nevers. Visitors should remember that this is an active chapel, and a holyplace for many.

SHE WAS MUMMIFIED, USE YOUR SENSES.
CelebritiesRe: Can U Slap Ur Mom For $600m? by Elebiju: 10:42pm On Aug 02, 2014
glitest: Yes; I obviously was joking...I never asked her.
*yawns * its late sweetie, I've gotta long journey tomorrow. sleep tight.
RomanceRe: For The Ladies. At What Age Did You Start Wearing Bra? by Elebiju: 8:27pm On Aug 02, 2014
khiaa: Lol cheesy Calm down sista, go back and read my post and you will see that I misunderstood you and apologized for my comment. cheesy
You just made my day brighter, thanks.
RomanceRe: For The Ladies. At What Age Did You Start Wearing Bra? by Elebiju: 8:25pm On Aug 02, 2014
glitest: Oh...Sorry, I wasn't paying attention to the fact that you later realized you misunderstood my comment....I also do apologize for my comment.
You buttressed my point thanks.
RomanceRe: For The Ladies. At What Age Did You Start Wearing Bra? by Elebiju: 8:21pm On Aug 02, 2014
Naetochukwu: I never knw boob.s attract guys to a lady undecided
I thought guys prefer the backsidehuh
nope its matter of choice, I prefer bosom and hips not backside and u cant catch me dead with a slim lady.
RomanceRe: For The Ladies. At What Age Did You Start Wearing Bra? by Elebiju: 8:20pm On Aug 02, 2014
Naetochukwu: I never knw boob.s attract guys to a lady undecided
I thought guys prefer the backsidehuh
nope its matter of choice, I prefer bosom and hips not backside and u can catch me dead with a slim lady.
FamilyRe: Guy Stabs Girlfriend To Death For Refusing To Marry Him In Lagos by Elebiju: 8:16pm On Aug 02, 2014
I was in my verandah when the lady was rushed to fine day hospital (the worst in d area of course) and that is not the first time a casualty occur at the hospital sake of the doctor's habitual "I don't care attitude". They have been dating for over 3 years and such violence wasn't expected towards the lady, she lost much blood at the scene of the incident cos the hotel staffs insisted that the guy must carry the lady (not a fat lady).
@op the hotel address is 10 Yusuf oyero street.
RomanceCheating: Is It Ever Ok To Have An Affair? by Elebiju(op): 4:23pm On Aug 02, 2014
Humans are shrewd creatures. We say one thing
and do another, believing that we are clever
enough to get away with it. Deception is like a
cat and mouse game. We do whatever deeds are
pleasing to us and hope to never be caught. This
is exactly how cheating is. We try to justify
our lustful desires by whatever means we can.
Regardless of all this, the question still
remains, is it ever okay to have an affair? What
about personal issues, social pressures, and
effects of cheating website scams, the values
and norms we share amongst ourselves? Well,
the answer may very well not be as clear-cut as
we may think. Each person has his or her own
justification for infidelity based on his or her
own circumstances and beliefs.
Here are some rather hypothetical grounds for
cheating. I am by no means asserting the
soundness of morality on these issues; they are
just highlights of people’s own opinions about
their involvement and justification for infidelity.

1. Your Partner Cheated on You
“Get over it”
We all have an entrenched need to give our own
justice for ill done to us. This I can relate to
on the basis of my own experiences as the
middle kid at home. When the older kid takes
advantage, you try to retaliate by devising some
clever scheme. You do me this and I do you
that. It is an innate need for justice. It will not
resolve any problems of course, but there is a
peculiar ethical gray zone. In fact, it is more
like a moral red zone. How can this make having
an affair better? If your spouse cheated on you
and you decided to sleep with someone else, you
should ask yourself, “is this really for revenge
or am I just leveling the playing field?” Further,
ask yourself if you would go even further and
do it with someone you knew your spouse really
despised. Maybe you wanted to do it with
someone you had always desired to sleep with.
Of course, the other party would also have to
be willing to sleep with you. Whatever the
circumstances of the affair, your choice of
justice is conducted at your own risk. In
essence, life is not a math problem . We cannot
delete or undo what has already been done.
Likewise, we cannot say that ‘I cheated on you
because you cheated on me and that’s equal and
final justification’. We all know that life does not
necessarily work that way.

2. Cheating To Fulfill Family’s Best Interest
“Look for the signs”
There are those who believe that it is totally
okay to have an affair in the best interest of
their family and livelihood. Some people in
relationships have sex to make ends meet. It’s
like a stay-at-home occupation. Others work at
places renowned for offering sexual services.
Yes, you see these regular people every day
with their spouses, kids and massive
responsibilities. When the partner has
extramarital sex with ‘clients’ or engages in
flirty activities on the job, can it be considered
as cheating? Some may argue that infidelity is
deeper than sex. I would agree. If your spouse
supports and encourages your way of life, then
you are obviously not cheating on him. When you
are deceitful and lie about what you do, who
you’ve been with and live a secret life , then this
will be regarded as cheating.

3. You Know That Your Spouse will never find Out
“The truth has way to reveal itself”
Let us not be the valiant here. We all have our
share of secrets. Perhaps you made a mistake
one night after being heavily intoxicated or
maybe you had an unintentional fling. You will have
to measure the consequences. If you told your
spouse, it would ruin everything, and not telling
your spouse means that you only have to live
with this tiny, little lie. What should you do now?
I would say that it is all up to you. Only you can
know how important your relationship is and how
your partner would react to your deceit. We all
have our lives to live, and we live in a real world
where intimate relationships require a lot of
work. In reality, relationships should be based on
absolute trust, respect and honesty. I can see
the reasoning behind not wanting to reveal an
affair that would ruin many years of relationship
building based on one little moment of bad
decision. If I was in your spouse’s position and
you revealed your discrepancy to me, I probably
would understand and move on from there. You
cannot kill a person for being honest with you,
especially if they feel really badly about their
error. Then again, I am not your spouse.

4. A Little Flirting Here and There
“Men love to flirt”
Is flirting cheating? Since it is not actual sex,
many don’t think so. Why not have some fun at a
bar then go home to the spouse? Some people
flirt for fun and others do it for the pleasure.
Most people probably never thought that a little
flirting here and there could possibly lure them
in the bedroom. How hungry could we possibly be
for attention and sexual gratification? Then
again, every relationship is different, and the
tolerance of our intimate relations with others
varies from couple to couple. When a couple likes
to flirt together and bring other couples into
the relationship, then this is probably not an
affair. When your partner acknowledges and
encourages your flirtations with others then it
is consensual. However, when your partner has
absolutely no idea what is going on, and would
never agree with your behavior, it’s definitely
cheating. Again, every couple is different. You
have to know your own limits in a relationship.

5. Is It Cheating When You Are Far, Far Away?
Well, one thing is sure, if you had sex with
someone other than your spouse without his
knowledge and consent, then you cheated. I
guess it doesn’t really matter where you did it.
It could be on this planet or another, the fact
remains. Fun things can however happen to our
various expeditions. Sometimes people need
companionship wherever they go. It can be very
understandable why you cheated while you were
away for a long period. Nevertheless, there is
no guarantee that knowledge of your affairs will
be accepted. Sometimes in order to have great
travel experiences, we need to enjoy both
people and places.

6. Cheating Website Scams and Scandals
We are in the era of advanced technology.
Mobile phones, computers, tablets, and the
internet have all played a significant role in how
we socialize. Cheating has become rampant with
increased technology and access. Most people
own smart phones or other intelligent devices.
In addition, as our lives become more tech
savvy, our social influence is greatly
determined by what we do and where we go when
we are online. There are many tempting cheating
website scams > online that can cause quite a bit
of scandal. There are also those cheating
website scams that are not actually scams, but
has a host of legitimate people who are seeking
illicit affairs. You have to be careful when you
explore these websites. If you choose to
cheat via cheating sites, be wary of the people
you meet and the amount of information you
reveal. Many people use these sites as mediums
through which they would like to have sex with
total strangers and not being found out. Well,
whether you are tech savvy or not, people are
people. Meeting people online for sex is the
same as meeting people in a bar for sex. So, if
it is not okay to meet people at a local bar for
sex, then it is probably not okay to meet people
online for sexual affairs either.
There are many “IF’s” and “BUT’s” here. There
are many jokes in between. But, I think the
principle of cheating is quite clear. When it
comes to affairs, the truths, consequences and
resolutions are in the eyes of the beholder.
The reality is that if you would want to hide
your external sexual relations from your spouse,
and would never want to reveal the truth under
any circumstances, it is not okay for you to
have an affair.
RomanceRe: When A Guy Sleeps With A Drunk Lady; Who Is To Blame? by Elebiju: 3:56pm On Aug 02, 2014
Almeria: Nobody because she enjoyed it
I'm sure you are an impersonator, how will she enjoy sex without her consent and under influence of alcohol? well maybe you usually get high before getting laid cos a decent lady won't post this kinda comment.


back to the matter.
A guy who takes such advantage is a weakling not fit to be called a man, where is the pride of * I wooed the babe and we had several dates before she finally succumbed to my sexual advances out of love?*.
HealthRe: How To Stop Stuttering And Stammering(stammerers Only) by Elebiju(op): 3:45pm On Aug 02, 2014
Largas: Wow! Finally, a difference.

Okay, the stereotype has been proven wrong!
And I know more like me.
HealthRe: How To Stop Stuttering And Stammering(stammerers Only) by Elebiju(op): 3:43pm On Aug 02, 2014
Emyo: Emyo is typing...
At your age you still read posts with an empty head.

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