₦airaland Forum

delugadou:
Mehn, the guy echoes what's on the mind of millions of nigerians.....just that cowardice won't let people talk

who is this?

holatin:
you are a disgrace to we Yoruba, you idiotic fellow, you remember what you said to me d other day, DAT am not respecting an elder statesman.

Ask yourself DO I DESERVE RESPECT ?

OPONU AGBA !

ahan! Ola kai! Ti agbalagba ba n so isokuso aki ri agbalagba fin nile Yoruba, oya apologise I understand how you feel though.

oche123:
OK bt i have my original with me,,,bt do i stil hv to go to waec office

No, since your passport are on the originals it is enough proof, it happened to me likewise and thats all they requested for, waec is not responsible for any misspelling.

simdam500:
Oh cut me the crap! Power with poor security.... power with cheap minimizing....















By the way do u know your os is free......
All u need is hardware and Google search

get the hardware,Google search and produce one for us now, an octacore processor will be appreciated.

simdam500:
Am sure u can't handle an os10 phone. Am 99% sure (cos it beyond your android intellect)....

By the way go see my grandma... she just got a android with lollipop poo os for 6k

its obvious u are a teenager and a sheer waste of time to trade words with u, android has always been complex for simpletons.

Cool! Just like whatsapp plus, it will be better if themes can be downloaded like Whatsapp +.

ChukuHD:
My blackberry can do all these things, so chill!!!

Screenshots or i dont believe it.

simdam500:
You see that where the smartness and simplicity comes in....

Trust me.... my world is not not piled up with just 1 review app.... ...

you are just like my grandfather, he loves his z10 cos it is easier to operate and poses less challenge unlike our android that requires your adaptability and knowledge everyday.

asuustrike2009:
let me make something clear to ,you said click option ,From where? Secondly you didn't give a clue on how to change it because I am not seeing anything there. unlike the guy that posted whatsapp plus and even drop his number for direction,, you didn't either and you except everyone to just follow clue because everyone knows it all. your post isn't complete until you provide a form of assistant

are u a noob on android?

Claroo:
Noooo...u wil get all d orientation u need in Camp

it ain't necessary, I never attended too.

oche123:
pls e-family,i hv 2 sitting in waec bt i saw a mistake in one of my waec result instead of "john okechukwu godwil", i saw john okechukwe godwill ,,, pls wil it affect me in my final clearance in school for service for batch A15,,,,,pls i need quick responses

it will affect u except if u have the originals of both results which will show ur passport of course.

devilsworkshop:
I want to splash my sperm on your face come let's fork together come now or I'll rape you in the assss

hmmm an idle mind indeed.

Make them pay me upfront o cos I no fit risk my life for nothing.#nobodysendmemessage#

Eastherbunny:
If not that buhari the sick I for vote jona
Now that he about to die I will still vote jona

Keep doing it my president sir
GEJ till another healthy and competent candidate comes along

you're among the few nlers that actually make sense but let's be candid o my sister, if you are one of those babes is sambisa or if u have a relative among them will you still vote jona?

senseless op, maybe he means the difference in dating an ajebo and ajepako.

seangy4konji:
Are there still virgins

ahan! what do you mean? my grand mother is a virgin of course.

dorlapoh20:
hmmmmmm but am not buhari' s fan

Then lets forget buhari.

Ganoderma:
Understandable!

But the picture is the height of it. What that picture tells me is either that guys wife died while giving birth to the second child or there is serious Husband maltreatment going on.

he is a widower obviously or his wife is a runaway.

Ganoderma:
Eheeen!!

I hope you are really true to your words.

You do ALL domestic chores.

my mother had 6 boys and you don't expect her to do all the chores just because she had boys only, she trained us like.....even when she had a blender at home she ordered for grinding stone just to make us....u know,moreover I used to pity her when she runs around the house to make her family comfy, you dare not watch TV when she is in d kitchen.

dorlapoh20:
you wanna boil my heart? chai nigerian men are never and will never be romantic
see how this one wan turn my heart to beef
i tire for u oooo

You're right, Nigerians are like their naira with no value. I'm a Romanian and i am romantic i came to Nigeria to vote for Buhari, pls let's hook up.

Amelian:
op, i disagree with the silent guy... i prefer a guy who communicates, lets talk ...not keep quiet and mum, who knows he can be a psychopath roaming silently ... 4 things i love:
av a feasible vision about career
av a mind of your own
be a giver, no matter how insignificant or small it looks 2 u
be confident of yourself
be cheerful
be sincere
and above all, Av a Conscience

these attributes , kills it for moi

hmmmm I have a friend that posesses these attributes but......he is sexually weak, do you think he will find someone like you?

*rubbish * sexual prowess no dey the list.

I'm not an ijebu man so why won't I assist my wife? I can bathe d baby, feed him, change diapers and even help my wife in d kitchen, d laundry and all other domestic chores. Manliness isn't about being bossy its about commanding respect through your attitude.

spyder880:
We are already moving through Enugu town. ....

am I dreaming or the op is a fucking liar, what are Lagos coloured buses doing in Enugu?

olami234lekan:
This man is bastard indeed

You shouldn't be surprised my good friend just like Femi fani kayode, give uncle doyin some food and he will start barking like a mad dog.

afamjb:
Me na awila entente L escopia,,,A.b j.b dat was transgbanwe,transamadi,transekulu 4rm animal 2 human being,,,on dat day D,placement P,occasion O,atima T,venue V,moment M,,LSF ,okpekesis,okpakasis,eldersis were @ presidential Hotel weN my A.b chief fire 2 inec,son work nd never 2 stumble any attempt on U is a terrible attempt on D gods,,,I have criously landed,,,ilya hama Z working

daysis oyoyo to u ab jb, am karid, infacta dis is emukunle if u can yokopia,d only child tiya bi to fi ojaron pon,kukute osemi eni mi kukute ori ara re lo mi, emu otan baba olo emu tan baba bu se kun on is billion tentancles,that is to say any calculated attempt by yankariwos and quantity surveyors by d way of failure to understand d 1finger salutation remain frikidly kwashiokored, vibrating to say by their fingers nd kariability we shall knw dem. may ur son never look look like your landlord, I ave woskily reach alandar, the gods are wise.

afamjb:
Me na awilus awilus awolus,,@ dis atyma T,Moment M,occassion O,,muaness A.b junior boy of ilya du hamma vibrate by D kes of ekene dili chukwu motors to irakramus who has out of mercy johnson goal keeper all entities laka mua to nija optica D end of dis keg year,as entities wok acidiously in2 dis keg year akoma 2015,soil science shall not B our keske,may we work nd stumble on D V letter O of our okpeke,,ola shall B fulani,,all entities should apply ako na uche as we ar
jollificating, for its stil federized in dat same bookosis dat in de
midst of all jollification dia is a brutal danger.May
Fellow J du protect and try civil defence via any aka enwe dat
wil try Australia otherwise, in fellow J nomenclature inec fired,,AMEN,,,inec have criously landed,,,ilya hamma Z wokin *dis Z D voice of A.b junior boy*

I have landed To all Karid entites, i have rotated abaka againa, To all Animaless visualizing Vulutus, the Zoo is Jaar, Minawulus Awela this isstill the keske of Unity in diversity that is to say all Cheifeses,XYZ, XY'S,AB.... may ur days Metaplastic and timpa awela bks it was writen inthat same book of bokossis that when entity jam Father years keske remain Adoulsuf Nwagbara or ur Caconut will be juwared, unless ur bucal cavity is soo agbalagbacious to timpa awela...I have seriously LandedBiko Babasis and okpakasis Vibrate Via ur Ilya so that Animaless will enter confusional confrenses..work and not stumble, if you want to stomble, stumble on Opeke oloyan meji, so u can titrate akamociously(queen Elizebert,Okoro Mmaduekwe, swahili Languagaar is TOK. I still remain emukunle from ilya imade(Fire me)

lordprosh:
lol..
it wont just allow someone to lie again ...

Why don't you try Whatsapp plus on android you will be glad u did, you can choose to be offline while u are actually online and it has lots of features that are not in the normal Whatsapp and what makes it superb is that you don't have to worry about frequent updates.

where is the road to never land?

I got a lot of comments when I started growing grey hair because they seem to grow everywhere. My head, armpit, moustache, even on my private part but I think its kinda cool cos its hereditary.

aaidel:
yes there are things i don't know but what i do know is that a bell apple is not an apple like i said one is a tropical fruit the other a temperate one and they don't even taste alike

read your comment again bro, how can you type that the bell *apple* is not an apple, why call it bell Apple why not bell fruit? u can as well type that Anjou, Bartlett, Bose, Comice, Forelle, and Seckel pears aren't pears because the only variety you know is avocado pear.

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