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Romance / Re: How Did U Feel The First Day U Wooed A Girl by elecktra(f): 1:45am On Jan 18, 2010
Dr Know:

I know your type, just because you have an auntie who invited you from the village to be her childminder doesn't give you the audacity to be rude to people who are way above your social class, go change the baby's nappy before they throw you out grin

ha ha ha was that a joke or something close to it.you just confirmed how slow your thinking faculty is,talk about rude you are on top but the

social class talk ?? am sure you heard dat from a movie, who dash monkey banana ?? social class my endlessly long legs mcheeeeew dumbo !!!
Romance / Re: Is This Guy Steeze Really Pretty As He Claims ? {pix } by elecktra(f): 1:23am On Jan 18, 2010
VGA:

elecktra am sorry if am the devil here the things is yeah am just frustrated a guy
is nice is a problem a guy not too nice also a problem. i dont want to run mad
because of girls especially 9ja ones in the uk rather am releasing that so i don have
headache dont think am childish am not. am an adult ok. so sorry if i sound like the devil


i dont have a problem with you its just dat stupid slowpoke who would not respect hisself
Romance / Re: How Did U Feel The First Day U Wooed A Girl by elecktra(f): 1:15am On Jan 18, 2010
guy you are the slowest poke on this planet,hmm you are just a sick idiot who has no life, tinkerhead

i have just two words for you ; KILL YOURSELF
Romance / Re: Is This Guy Steeze Really Pretty As He Claims ? {pix } by elecktra(f): 12:57am On Jan 18, 2010
Dr Know:

Don't dare me blobby! 'cause your little brain is all moulded into your fat a.s.s. You've got nothing left to tackle me, except for your flat chest like that of a coal miner. grin

look at this foolish a.s.swipe,you are just a slow-thinking animal who does nothing but pick insults out of girls'body parts you just bring

the "duh" straight outta dumb, filthy freaky f.o.o.l
Romance / Re: How Did U Feel The First Day U Wooed A Girl by elecktra(f): 12:51am On Jan 18, 2010
Dr Know:

Regrettable, that was the beginning of my troubles.

a self-confessed troubled nickle brain of course you are seriously troubled chickenshit
Romance / Re: Is This Guy Steeze Really Pretty As He Claims ? {pix } by elecktra(f): 12:16am On Jan 18, 2010
Dr Know:


Is 't that same Elektra whose backside is like Mount Kilimanjaro calling that fine boy a midget? shocked

what a nit-wit ?? where in the world did this retard crawl out from what has my big butt {dats if i have a big one nyways} got to do with

the pretty boy's dwarfy size, i blame you?? slow poke
Romance / Re: Girls: Sugar Daddy Or Young Man, Which One Do You Prefer? by elecktra(f): 12:00am On Jan 18, 2010
cry cry cry cry cry

yee !!!!!!!! am not doing oh mr cradle-snatcher is it by force ?? leave me alone o ehn ehn ,

ah you still play street footie at 58?? hmm  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Girls: Sugar Daddy Or Young Man, Which One Do You Prefer? by elecktra(f): 11:33pm On Jan 17, 2010
cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

please now i said am not doing again ha i have bitten more than i can chew now this old man wouldn't let me be
Romance / Re: Is This Guy Steeze Really Pretty As He Claims ? {pix } by elecktra(f): 11:29pm On Jan 17, 2010
follypimpi:

@Poster

So what have u achieved now that u got his pic on here

duh !! are you here to count my achievements or to answer if he is pretty as he claims or not dumbo,i did not kuku ma force you to open my

thread mcheeeew
Romance / Re: Pregnancy Scare by elecktra(f): 11:20pm On Jan 17, 2010
had me one last year twas a terrifying moment,told my ex its like am preggers nd he was so scared the next thing that came to the dumbo's

mouth was "d'you know any competent doctor around" i was so mad i told him to just go and jump in the atlantic that i would takia of my baby alone only

for me to discover days after that twas just a scare boy was i happy ?? nd my  ex hmm story for another day

***thats how he got the title ex***
Romance / Re: Girls: Sugar Daddy Or Young Man, Which One Do You Prefer? by elecktra(f): 11:13pm On Jan 17, 2010
mcheeeeew garri ko carry your broke a.s.s outta my way jare

next guy please
Romance / Re: Think She's Got A Hidden Agenda? by elecktra(f): 11:02pm On Jan 17, 2010
FL Gators:

rotflmao!!!!

The same large eyes? tongue grin

yes o the same large sxxy eyes and this old man wants them to pop out cos of his tiny brain already
Romance / Re: Is This Guy Steeze Really Pretty As He Claims ? {pix } by elecktra(f): 10:49pm On Jan 17, 2010
crush ? ? ? ? ? mcheeeew i'd crush him out
Romance / Re: Think She's Got A Hidden Agenda? by elecktra(f): 10:47pm On Jan 17, 2010
santanovva:

great sense of humour madam grin but dont worry,you are safe I dont kill and eat UNCLEAN MEAT grin grin

how pathetic ?? you dont eat meat you consider unclean cos you are a stink hole nd wouldn't know clean from wats not, arghh sir you need

to keep ur dirty acts together , ***cant stop rolling my eyes***
Romance / Re: Girls: Sugar Daddy Or Young Man, Which One Do You Prefer? by elecktra(f): 10:30pm On Jan 17, 2010
grin grin grin grin

koolchicco ?? you are not a chic  

***thinks deeply***  58 ?? okay long as you get the greens talking no biggie sugar {daddy}
Romance / Re: Can Ur Boyfriend Have A Girlfriend That Is Not You? His Gf? by elecktra(f): 10:18pm On Jan 17, 2010
yes he can, i cant put a hold on his social life simply becos am his girlfriend. i might not just like the girl and have reservations abt her

esp if she is pretty but if the boy finds me good enough to date me and not her then wat am i worrying my pretty head about ??
Romance / Re: Think She's Got A Hidden Agenda? by elecktra(f): 10:17pm On Jan 17, 2010
mcheeew am sure this guy don old o,a supervisor posting this kinda thing hmm i can only shake my big head for you papa

***runs for dear life dont want to end up in his slaughter house place***
Romance / Re: Is This Guy Steeze Really Pretty As He Claims ? {pix } by elecktra(f): 9:58pm On Jan 17, 2010
omega25red:

you obviously like home boy if you went as far as copying his pic to ridicule him so all the other girls wouldn't try to hook up with him

good plan tongue
tbaba83:

elektra why are u denying your lofe now ehhn. u came here looking 4 second opinion. dont lie he is hot 2 u

are you for real ?? am way taller than this midget, o the boy is just a bloody shoe -shiner
Romance / Re: Is This Guy Steeze Really Pretty As He Claims ? {pix } by elecktra(f): 9:44pm On Jan 17, 2010
hmm yes he is not ugly but methinks guy over hypes hisself too pretty my index finger av seen finer guys and they are not playing their own

music so this guy should take his small head and shove his it up his small a.s.s
Romance / Is This Guy Steeze Really Pretty As He Claims ? {pix } by elecktra(f): 9:19pm On Jan 17, 2010
i saw a thread earlier today and this steeze guy said there is this girl that think he is too pretty so she cant date him,this is Mr. steeze ladies nd gents is he really pretty  undecided undecided undecided

Pic removed: Posting the pic of another person without his/her permission is against the rules
Romance / Re: Girls: Sugar Daddy Or Young Man, Which One Do You Prefer? by elecktra(f): 9:15pm On Jan 17, 2010
any man is good for me long as he is not married cool cool
Romance / Re: So Where Are All Da Good Guys? by elecktra(f): 9:09pm On Jan 17, 2010
good guys  undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided like the dinosaurs they ve gone into extinction hmm

lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: She's In A Serious Relationship But I Need To Date Her For Just 3 Months by elecktra(f): 8:58pm On Jan 17, 2010
ha guy bend, did you have to put the three months ?? it makes you sound really cheap and whats the word now ***thinking*** hmm

i ll be back to tell you mcheeeew
Romance / Re: Boy Cheats Girl,girl Cheats Boy.why? by elecktra(f): 7:36pm On Jan 15, 2010
because nobody wan carry last do me i do you , God no go vex,thats wassup  cool cool

***gotta run i have a date with my assistant booboo***
Romance / Re: Have I Done The Right Thing? by elecktra(f): 7:25pm On Jan 15, 2010
the girls have said it all

lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

***grinning ear to ear thinking damn !! these girls are good***
Romance / Re: After Her Call, She Disappeared. by elecktra(f): 7:07pm On Jan 15, 2010
hmm she gave you all the "go ahead scope me" thang and you took it as a mere flash in the pan ?? mcheeew guy you no try better go and take a

stand where you saw her who knows she might just walk past you with her husband and 5 kids after 20 yrs then you can finally tell her your intentions trust me

true love never dies  tongue tongue
Romance / Re: How Should I Play The Game? by elecktra(f): 1:55pm On Jan 15, 2010
hmm truth be told i dont like when i get creepy calls like that but who knows she might not find it creepy just be nice and if she asks where u got

her num from tell her you guys met in her school a long time ago nd u are so sorry you are just calling her now just be natural dont force anything you should try

and ginger up ur english before making the next call

-cheers

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