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Family / Re: Is It Okay For A Woman To Call Her Husband By Name? by elecktra(f): 3:57pm On Jan 23, 2010
ehn if your wife call you woye enter bush and hang yourself or better still jump into a lagoon

sarah found "lord" sxxy enuf and called her husband that b'sides her husband's name is a mouthful, anyone in her old shoes will do the same tongue tongue tongue
Romance / Re: What Compromising Position Have You Ever Been Caught In? by elecktra(f): 3:46pm On Jan 23, 2010
Spyker:

We hear you, any more fantasy?

her next fantasy is to do that which is untypable with you spyky . . . . . . . . wink wink wink
Romance / Re: Can You Steal Your Wife’s Money? by elecktra(f): 3:32pm On Jan 23, 2010
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thats kinda funny a man stealing from his wife sounds weird to me sha but why not ask instead of steal undecided undecided undecided

but its a funny world we live in now anything can happen lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Money And Women,what's The Bond? by elecktra(f): 3:27pm On Jan 23, 2010
lovemoi2:

i bet the guy that fuc*ked you in the assss really did a good job'' was his di!ck big?
to the extent that u have decided to rule out women grin grin grin grin grin
on a serious note, i know a guy that will tap and fcu*k that little asss of urs even better wink

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

emm emm . . . . . .lovemoi2 sofri sofri o

@ poster thats the dumbest thing av heard in all my twenty something years what were you thinking posting this kinda thing?? or what were you not

thinking?? i am with you on the world will be a better place without women part at least dat way no one would av given birth to a slow-thinking fool like you
Romance / Re: overated!! NEXT!! by elecktra(f): 3:15pm On Jan 23, 2010
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

***guy - wat did you eat today

     lovemoi2- eba nd vegetable

      guy- wat did you cook ??

       lovemoi- eba nd vegetable . . . .

        guy-how was ur sunday ??

        lovemoi- twas good just got back from church

        guy- did you go to church??

         lovemoi- ***SCREAMS CHEI !!!! NAIRALAND HELPPPPP
Romance / Re: Pls Advice! I Like Him So Much by elecktra(f): 3:03pm On Jan 23, 2010
you are fond of someone else' husband shocked shocked shocked shocked

whitey ko blackky ni, a man is married you are saying whitey who cares if she is purplish,am sure he is telling you he is going to leave whitey for you blackky

stay there and let him be deceiving your black a.s.s. . . . mcheeeeeew
Romance / Re: Help! Pls Tell My Fiance I Am Not Beyonce & He Shud Stop Forcin Me To Be Lyk Her by elecktra(f): 2:56pm On Jan 23, 2010
hey bee divalish tell your boyfriend to go all black everything like jay-z too at least that ll balance the hollywood hot couple

image he is tryna create. . . . . . ur boyfriend needs serious rehab o thats over the top obsession. . .real beyonce better hide else this man ll stalk her life

and kidnap her . my advise for you ; be yourself, dont live your life for someone else or by what he thinks its your life not his,what happens when you marry

him and you loose all the phony beyonce image ?? he dumps you to look for another beyounce lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: How Wuld U Feel by elecktra(f): 3:01am On Jan 23, 2010
yea can be so yucky. . . . there is this guy i was hanging out with i really really liked him there was a day we were out together i was talking

to him and he wasn't answering only for me to turn and see him picking his big nose like his life depended on it boy was i put off ?? to think he wanted to hold

me with that hand while we were going ewww. . . . , twasn't a pretty sight at all, very very fine boy o its such a dirty thing to do joo
Romance / Re: End Of Me(anything For Her} by elecktra(f): 2:49am On Jan 23, 2010
cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

awwwwwwwwwwwww take heart,

just try as much as possible to make her proud while looking down at you by being who she'd loved you to be
Romance / Re: What Attracts U To A Guy, And What Qualities Do U Look 4? Ladies ? by elecktra(f): 2:23am On Jan 23, 2010
IQ, dress sense, fluency, good-looking,poise,

and the list is endless. . , ,

as long as he does not chew gum, wear unnecessary jewellery or have excessive piercings
Romance / Re: looks by elecktra(f): 2:14am On Jan 23, 2010
an ugly girl with a good breast heart  cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Nice Guys Always Finish Last! by elecktra(f): 8:53pm On Jan 22, 2010
H2O2:

lol grin

@elecktra,
i think i'm generally nice. for sure for sure i'm not an arsehole lol.

wink wink wink wink wink wink

awwwww. . . . at last i found my Mr. nice guy H202 kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Romance / Re: Nice Guys Always Finish Last! by elecktra(f): 7:40pm On Jan 22, 2010
H2O2:

follypimpi you be original love-vendor love-vendor o.
i asked that elecktra to email me 10 years ago but she refused.
how you manage pull am off na wa o shocked

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

follyp.i.mpi is just getting a nice guy for me o

H202 if you are a nice guy we could hook-up at least you wont charge me like our N/L love-vendor
Romance / Re: Nice Guys Always Finish Last! by elecktra(f): 7:27pm On Jan 22, 2010
follypimpi:


Well how do u want it,i can fax,email,MM it.your choice my dear.


k. . . gimme me your e-mail addy so i can mail you and you me
Romance / Re: Nice Guys Always Finish Last! by elecktra(f): 7:17pm On Jan 22, 2010
follypimpi:


Well am only helping out the sisters,i hve good boiz in my cart so i only help y'all's man-shopping very very easy.If u want pics b4 u make a pick that wld hve to be private ooo,No spoil bizness for moi.


key dokey. . . .how do i get to pick my Mr nice guy ?? where do i see the pics ??
Romance / Re: Nice Guys Always Finish Last! by elecktra(f): 6:33pm On Jan 22, 2010
this N/L sef who begged them to put love-vendor ?? follypi.m.p.i so how much are we talking about me i want a fine boy o i dont want a

wowo-make-me-nice kinda boy o
Romance / Re: Man Files For Divorce From His Deathbed by elecktra(f): 6:26pm On Jan 22, 2010
arghh can we get over this women marry their husbands cos of the wealth or money, how would you know? were you dere wen they married

themselves ?? mcheeeeew guys, always on the defense. whoever said a woman cannot be wealthy too that it is a man's money she ll be dying to inherit

what a chauvinistic world we women live in cry angry sad
Romance / Re: Nice Guys Always Finish Last! by elecktra(f): 6:20pm On Jan 22, 2010
follypimpi:


Yes ooo they r top notch !!,Let me know when u r ready

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

aiity, folly[b]love-vendor[/b]i lets get down to buisness, and please dont gimme a break-neck price o i want a cheap boy tongue
Romance / Re: Nice Guys Always Finish Last! by elecktra(f): 6:03pm On Jan 22, 2010
follypimpi:


WORD !!!! a prayer and a hookup but u go pay me tho i charge in £ only. grin grin


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

a hook up ?? am going to pay for a hook up ?? the boy am buying better be over the top nice else . .  . .
Romance / Re: When Your Fiancee Is Insisting On Court Weeding by elecktra(f): 5:49pm On Jan 22, 2010
Mr. justwise all am trying to say is court marriage is not all about wat she ll get from the marriage intents are different a girl might want a court

wedding for pure reasons and the next might for selfish reasons i just dont think you should generalize girls who want court wedding as materialistic
Romance / Re: Nice Guys Always Finish Last! by elecktra(f): 5:43pm On Jan 22, 2010
follypimpi:


Awww poor baby i will rememba u in my prayers.This year is your year justwise and jaybee r nice dude ya know.


grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

thanx brother prayer is wat a sister needs right now
Romance / Re: When Your Fiancee Is Insisting On Court Weeding by elecktra(f): 5:18pm On Jan 22, 2010
duh she just wants to be your legal wife which binds you to the one man one woman thingy whoever said its all about the money abeg your wealth

may even be the last thing on her mind,so a woman cannot take over your property without going to court abi ?? grow up jare
Romance / Re: Nice Guys Always Finish Last! by elecktra(f): 5:12pm On Jan 22, 2010
but where are the nice guys wen you need 'em ?? av been with them "un-nice" ones for too long, i need a change its just dat guys can be so

crazy they are sooooo nice while asking you out but wen you guys start going out its a different ball game entirely
Romance / Re: My School Daughter Is Pregnant For Me by elecktra(f): 12:36pm On Jan 22, 2010
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school daddy gave his school daughter sex ed, isnt dat interesting ?? charity they say begins at school home

Nairaland / General / Re: One Disadvantage Of Big Ass by elecktra(f): 5:12am On Jan 22, 2010
H2O2:

if it's too big,

attracts too much attention and makes you a prey for predators whose lone goal is to worship in your temple.

keep everything in moderation abeg tongue

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