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Romance / Re: I Will Never Marry A Slim Woman! by elecktra(f): 11:02pm On Jan 01, 2010
shocked shocked shocked seriously?? so we slim ladies should go and add weight or die just because we want to marry delude deluxecad?? cry cry how so dumb
Romance / Re: Ladies N Guys-what Made You Choose Him Or Her by elecktra(f): 10:56pm On Jan 01, 2010
cos he sooooooooooo fine kiss kiss kiss nd he truly cares for me in a way nobody cares he's so into me i ll be crazy not to choose him
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Women Complain A Lot About Nigerian Men? by elecktra(f): 10:28pm On Jan 01, 2010
i wonder too o,

shocked shocked oh chill maybe if you sit to think of it well, u'd see they are just complaining about the obvious lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: How To Approach,attract And Get Any Woman You Want by elecktra(f): 10:16pm On Jan 01, 2010
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Romance / Re: Favorite 'Romantic' Wedding Songs: Married Or Not! by elecktra(f): 5:08am On Jan 01, 2010
ENDLESS LOVE-Lionel richie and diana ross
Romance / Re: Would You Date An Older Man For Money? by elecktra(f): 5:04am On Jan 01, 2010
YES i ll date an older guy long as he is not married, heard they really know how to love and make you feel brand new wink wink wink i dont mind that but not for the money though cant date a guy simply becos he has money to throw around sounds cheesy to me
Romance / Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Women Have Bad Body Odour by elecktra(f): 4:47am On Jan 01, 2010
igot5onit:

yo i'm i the only one getting turned on by that mami's bosom?

ROTFLMBFAO
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Want My Girl To Quit Facebook by elecktra(f): 4:41am On Jan 01, 2010
u just put the "duh" in dumb, is it only on facebook pple can get to meet your girlfriend?? d'you know if she gives her number out to any tom, d.i.c.k or harry dat asks her, for her to put her number on a social network site dat means she wants pple to call her, telling her to deactivate her facebook doesnt stop pple from calling her up, just sit her desperate a.s.s down and talk to her, if all she needs is for her phone to be ringing round-the-clock then be calling her grin grin grin but sha quitting FB is not the solution getting her to understand your point of view is

-goodluck
Romance / Re: My Final Year In School And She Said I Must Marry Her. by elecktra(f): 4:23am On Jan 01, 2010
are u kidding me ?? a girl proposed to you shocked shocked shocked and u are here whining, work the aisle with them two ladies na nothing do you
Romance / Re: Kissing On The First Date? by elecktra(f): 10:25pm On Dec 31, 2009
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

yes if the date is right and the feeling is right i will grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: What Turns You Off A Potential Partner? by elecktra(f): 11:32am On Dec 31, 2009
as for me its when a guy feels like he knows everything and every body in the world that attitude just makes me sick some guys too dont know how to talk to ladies, no mind filters they just pour watever comes to their mouth out like dat,
Romance / What Turns You Off A Potential Partner? by elecktra(f): 11:54pm On Dec 30, 2009
we all have our turn ons and offs, wat is that thing a boy/girl that you think is a potential partner can do that will totally turn u off??
Romance / Re: Silly Girls by elecktra(f): 11:35pm On Dec 30, 2009

undecided undecided undecided undecided
Romance / Re: Do You Think Umar Farouk Abdulmuttalab Is Goodlooking? by elecktra(f): 11:25pm On Dec 30, 2009
farouk abdulmuttalab before the attack YESSSS kiss kiss kiss after the attack hmmm undecided undecided undecided
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Is It True That Women Absorb The Knowledge Of Their Partners? by elecktra(f): 11:16pm On Dec 30, 2009
Ebonyeyes:

Dont worry dear you can claim temporary insanity wink The jury will understand when they read his post grin grin

well that is if they dont shoot his corpse over and over again grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Am Very Cute Guy Dating 6 Girls And I Intend To Play All But I Met 1 And Changed My Thought. How Do by elecktra(f): 10:56pm On Dec 30, 2009
ravenzord:

@ OP: You na bad guys O. I can see why U had to come show us just how tight you are: A cute guy dating 6 whole girls,and you just wooed a 7th girl YOURSELF,wow,that's no mean feat. My only question is; who wooed the other 6 girls for you? Your mother?

dont you know?? his great grand ma is a p.i.m.p she hooked him up,
Romance / Re: Slim, Fat And Medium Sized Ladies by elecktra(f): 10:39pm On Dec 30, 2009
adosjun:

Fat lady fat problem. Laziness, body odour, dirty undies, lack of good posture, i beg give me average size wit firm statue.

you must have been with one messed up, frustrated, and dirty fat girl, dirty undies?? thin pple can have that too puh-leeze how dumb
Romance / Re: Want Out Of A Marriage After 2 Months! by elecktra(f): 10:28pm On Dec 30, 2009
bigfoot79:

@electra you think am Attorney bad news, right? Wait until am able to land that brief and secure a decree-nisi on that wedding, and see how relieved the poor guy will be to be single again. And besides am just giving back to the society <stroke beards with a wry smile>

ah attorney scatter ground its to sha help them dissolve thier already destroyed marriage na wa for you o, and please wat are you giving back to the society?? divorcees,broken homes,and the list is endless waoh wat a way to give back to the society i only hope am not in ur "society" before u plan ur decree-nisi on my marriage
Romance / Re: Guys Y Do You Think Girls Threaten Us With Dis Saying by elecktra(f): 12:14pm On Dec 30, 2009
ancel:

*tries to wrap his head around the OP. . . darn! It didn't work!* Sigh. undecided undecided undecided


ROTFLMBFAO, Am sorry it didnt work but hey look at the bright side of it the poster is not worth stressing ur head for
Romance / Re: Is It True That Women Absorb The Knowledge Of Their Partners? by elecktra(f): 12:00pm On Dec 30, 2009
Ebonyeyes:

I need to shoot myself for reading and replying to this thread and you for posting this kindergarten gibberish. Its a new year people please lets try to ignite our brain cells not kill them grin.

shocked shocked shocked think i just shot him, help !!!!! i need an attorney fast!!!!!!!  cry cry cry
Romance / Re: I Want Her Back Please Help: by elecktra(f): 11:45am On Dec 30, 2009
angry angry angry angry angry for you to be listening to ur friends nd peeps say crap abt your girlfriend around that means you say crap about pple's relationship too, nd personally sha i think you suck, am sure the girl is celebrating ur separation sef, good riddiance to bad rubbish
Romance / Re: Want Out Of A Marriage After 2 Months! by elecktra(f): 11:16am On Dec 30, 2009
me seriously think "our friend's friend" is doing another sexy church sister on the side and now the marriage to a muslim sister tastes bitter to him, hmm bad sharp guy wink wink wink wink he deserves to be koboko-ed by all those muslim sharia lords

bigfoot79:

Let him contact me , i'll help him am a divorce attorney

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked na wa for you o, well you are working for you cheese sha so ride on attorney bad news tongue tongue
Romance / Re: Is It Allowed To Date Two Brothers At Different Times? by elecktra(f): 10:38am On Dec 30, 2009
MyHonour:

the older brother even impregnated her self, i watched the movie, and i was swearing throughout.
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shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked movie?? hmm the whole world must be your teevee then,and i guess u have seen it all,have you seen "elecktra thinks you are funny" guess not, you should see it y'know
Family / Re: Is Getting Married In Your Late Twenties, Early Thirties Too Late? by elecktra(f): 2:41am On Dec 30, 2009
ravenzord:

The best age to get married is when you're emotionally mature enough to handle the ups and downs of marriage,and you've found the person you feel you can spend the rest of your life with. Only fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

am with you on this one, so so true you can be 35 and still not be able to handle the ups nd downs dat comes with marriage i think its a thing of the mind more than the numbers sha
Romance / Re: Guys Y Do You Think Girls Threaten Us With Dis Saying by elecktra(f): 2:25am On Dec 30, 2009
:-x :-x :-x
Culture / Re: Why Do Girls Form Fake Accent Anyways? by elecktra(f): 2:12am On Dec 30, 2009
skfa1:

Come to think of it, if I just arrived from China or Japan what accent will I have? undecided

grin grin grin try the jackie chan accent might just work for you
Culture / Re: Why Do Girls Form Fake Accent Anyways? by elecktra(f): 2:07am On Dec 30, 2009
chamotex:

That is not for you to know.

Girl form because they want to impress but its unfortunate most of them can't sustain the accent for a long time.
Like you don't form yourself.  grin

duh !!! before posting this, did you chill to think dat; hmm if the poster actually forms, will she open this thread? huh hmm i didn't think so what would be the essence of dissing myself?  
Celebrities / Re: 'lady Gaga Is Going To Hell!': Rev Phelps by elecktra(f): 1:49am On Dec 30, 2009
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked Lady Gaga is going to hell !!! am i surprised?? hissssss for all i care she can stand on a busy rail track
Celebrities / Re: Jay-Z To Be Known As Shawn Knowles-Carter by elecktra(f): 1:33am On Dec 30, 2009
sounds kinda funny to me that jay-z that is always sticking his nose up like pinochio would drop Carter for Knowles,he has this arrogant attitude nd i think he's prouder than dropping the multi-million-dollar name Carter (which obviously means a lot to him) to pick knowles,,for what na?? besides if beyounce's ego is anything to go by, that "HUGE EGO" would not make him fit into the knowles name
Culture / Re: Why Do Girls Form Fake Accent Anyways? by elecktra(f): 1:23am On Dec 30, 2009
chamotex:

What else are they supposed to do. They have to form o.

oooooooh why do i have a feeling your girlfriend has the phony accent syndrome undecided its prolly a turn on for you wink wink
Celebrities / Re: Ur Best Nigerian Artist: by elecktra(f): 1:16am On Dec 30, 2009
right now i think terry g is it for me boy is just toooooooooooooo crazy and messed up for his own good but me likey !!!!!! kiss wink kiss

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