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Romance / Re: Am I Wrong? by elecktra(f): 3:18am On Jan 22, 2010
undecided undecided undecided undecided

i dont get,is this s'posed to be a joke or something ?? guy please grow out of your dumb self, this is the lamest thing that can come outta

somebody's mouth. mscheeeeeeeeeew
Romance / Re: Refering To Your Car As Your Babe. by elecktra(f): 3:07am On Jan 22, 2010
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sxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy
Romance / Re: 98 Percent Of Have Once Gotten Pregnant Before Marriage by elecktra(f): 3:05am On Jan 22, 2010
how dumb ?? where in the world did you get your own stats ?? so an average girl that walks on the road now must have aborted

oh please,get your facts right and whoever needs a reminder that the chic he's about to marry must have killed a baby before,
Romance / Re: Refering To Your Car As Your Babe. by elecktra(f): 2:36am On Jan 22, 2010
hmm thanx

what are you loving ?? hmm lipsrsealed
Nairaland / General / Re: One Disadvantage Of Big Ass by elecktra(f): 2:28am On Jan 22, 2010
comoros:

NO BACKSIDE, NOTHING FOR YOU! SHIKENA. I CAN'T IMAGINE FROLICKING WITH A "BOOTYLESS" BABE, EVEN IF SHE HAS ALL THE "COWBELL" YOU CAN THINK OF.

sorry wat is the biggie about a big booty ?? i dont get the craze for it,its just some big mounds of unattractive flesh
Romance / Re: Refering To Your Car As Your Babe. by elecktra(f): 2:14am On Jan 22, 2010
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who in pete's name is kenny g

Romance / Re: Refering To Your Car As Your Babe. by elecktra(f): 1:55am On Jan 22, 2010
unban190:

1 tin abt the car is that it brings in em babes regularly

so it remains # 1
i love my cars like than i love my life~

@tymes i even wash underneath the car~


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Romance / Re: Refering To Your Car As Your Babe. by elecktra(f): 1:11am On Jan 22, 2010
he gets to do the "wonderful do" with the babe car ??
Romance / Re: What Think About This Forum, I Stand To Be Corrected If: by elecktra(f): 12:59am On Jan 22, 2010
personally i think pple are entitled to their own opinions thats why its an online forum you cant expect everybody to be the same

heck if thats the way twas trust me even you ll not be here twill be too monotonous and boring,i think the diversities and different opinions make

nairaland thick,b'sides it mostly young pple that are here so what else d'you expect ?? i like being a N/Lander even with all the[b] junk and flaunt their

ignominous worthless, shameful, idiotic, stupidious sexual act, getting capped for having numerous partners while their conscience daily accuse them for their

lasciviousness.[/b] if you dont love it yourself you wont be here lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: My Resistance Is Running Out: , What Can I Do? by elecktra(f): 12:19am On Jan 22, 2010
riversman:

U CAN USE your HAND, at least its not called SEX, its playing with your privates, grin grin grin shocked

OMO, use Pears baby oil, vaseline can be very rough on that sack, LOL!!!!!

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

yamayama boi tongue
Romance / Re: Check This Out Is He Confused, Crazy Orgreedy by elecktra(f): 12:12am On Jan 22, 2010
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guy is craaaaaaazy

you should leave his desperate a.s.s someone who can hang himself will not have a second thought killing the next person which is prolly you,he needs an

assylum as fast as possible why should someone put a rope around his neck ?? you sef dey try lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Why Are More People Losing Their Virginity B4 Marriage? by elecktra(f): 10:12pm On Jan 20, 2010
mcheeeeeeeeew
Romance / Re: Arranged Marriage! by elecktra(f): 10:01pm On Jan 20, 2010
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really they still do that ?? that is so 70's na wa o, well my parents will not try that one with me sha,they know the kind of daughter they  have,what if the

arranged husband is a nit-wit i ll now be stuck with him for the rest of my life ?? God forbid. we are in the "hip" century now, things dont work that way nymore

pple should just get over themselves and grow up arghhh !!!  angry angry
Romance / Re: What Would You Do If a girl you dont like Hits On You ?? by elecktra(f): 9:50pm On Jan 20, 2010
if i tell a boy i like him and he gives me a no i ll shoot him o does he know how many pple will shoot themselves just to be with moi ??

grin grin grin
Romance / Re: some one you love so much infects you with Gonorrhea by elecktra(f): 4:44pm On Jan 20, 2010
thats a tough one o, if my boyfrnd should gimme STI hmm hmm i ll be really mad o apart from the health implications means he has been doing

the "wonderful do" behind me it could have been HIV you know, but in your case since its over a year now and she's been clean since then why are you

bothering yourself, not even now of all times if you were not cool with it then why did you not end it??
Romance / Re: Her Uncle Wanna Sleep With Her. by elecktra(f): 12:29pm On Jan 20, 2010
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dude you have E-L-E-V-E-N girlfriends?? waoh

thats a feat you know,so why are you asking us for wat to do since you are the master of the game

***eleven girlfriends !!!! dude must be hot {ongbona feli feli} mind making me number what now ??***
Romance / Re: Why Are Gals So Wowi Without Make Up by elecktra(f): 12:08pm On Jan 20, 2010
nope i dont make up except am on a job, i model but every other day am just  a loose powder and lipgloss regular person i personally hate loud and

screaming make up
Romance / Re: Why Are Gals So Wowi Without Make Up by elecktra(f): 11:44am On Jan 20, 2010
i think its cos you expect to see a very lovely face behind the whole make-up its too much expectation

the make up thingy is just a facade, when you dont expect soooo much you wont be shocked when you see a natural face

wat the heck ?? its sha for you guys to drool after them they go thru all of the make up ise-ise ha !!!
Romance / Re: How Do I Make My Girl Friend To Love Me More? by elecktra(f): 10:42am On Jan 20, 2010
@ 190

that was really funny, did it work for you ??  grin grin grin

judgement day ko honda halla ni

@ poster

you need to sweep her off her feet {not literally o} love her as you would want her to love you if you guys are meant to be together she ll love you back even

much more than you can imagine just dont come back here to complain of her being obssesed with you  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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