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![]() was this meant to make a lady's heart soar ?? prolly soar in the baddest way ever |
a 35yr old man is too old for me and a 20 yr old boy is young for me |
![]() someone pls ask this messed up guy wat he is doing on NL if he is not a [b]pervert,looser,pathetic,short,poor and have small manliness[/b]besides who let the dumb-a.s.s. outta the assylum ? ***very long hissss*** |
[quote author=echo- bee link=topic=375419.msg5251567#msg5251567 date=1262681029]bingo[/quote] my grandma's old shaggy dog is Bingo |
my boyfriend calls me ;Hot devil,sxxxxxxxxxxxxy ![]() me likey ![]() |
no i dont think anything is wrong with it i wouldn't do it though cos i no get liver nd am so scared of rejection but its ok if you have the mind some guys wont know until you break their heads, spit your mind inside and super glue it back am good at leaving clues for a guy if am into him sha dats if he's not to dumb to see my green light |
if u re not sure you are going to be true to her after marrying her then don't, just because She's domesticated is not enuf reason to consider marrying her and just because she's fat is not enuf reason not to marry her too, so it depends on what you want,and who says u cant get another girl who ll meet ur criteria,u prolly think u are in love with her cos u guys spend time together if you end up marrying youselves nd it does not work out both your lives ll be so miserable,so the ball is in ur court play it as you will |
![]() must you start a thread ?? |
chika98:so true |
![]() love portion my finger,havent you been eating the food?? so have you been following her up nd down?? or your friends that have been eating the love portion with you don dey follow follow ?? like someone rightly said she is probably trying to get to your heart through your tummy, since you own the i will never marry a slim lady thread maybe she's trying to feed you fat yourself |
distrust- i hate it when my partner doubts my faithfulness it makes me mad esp when am trying all my best to make it work i also hate it when my b/f is unnnecessarily possessive or jealous l cannot stand a partner who is an expert when it comes to blame-shifting i will never stand a cheating b/f not in this life or the life to come |
i once heard of a saying that goes what you dont know will not hurt you i think you should just let go if you made up your mind to leave her just let things be of what use will knowing if ur g/f cheated on you be anyways ![]() |
my ideal b/f should be taller than me,he should be at least 6"2 cos am so tall myself, has to be drop dead fine,caring, honest,have a good heart, God fearing,ability to speak well, hmm and the list is endless |
I DID NOT SAY SCARY O YEE !!!!!!!!!!!!! this is your idea of sxxy some taste u 've got buddy ![]() |
ROTFLMBFAO |
methinks he's still looking for accomodation o |
FL Gators:this LARGE oops u still cant see, they are sooooooooo freaking large,sxxy kinda large o |
***can't stop rolling my large eyes***hisssssssssssss bloody woman wrapper |
ednut1: @ poster so at 27 you are still acting like a boy !!! you are a man alredi so accept your long-due responsibility and have your baby in your daddy's well furnished apartment rent is sha free so its just baby food u have to deal with |
hmm i understand i ll break it down to ur level wat am trying to say is since u asked for her number you should go ahead and call her dont wait for her to call u, its dat s-i-m-p-l-e my dear |
![]() that is not nice u need to stop if you are like dat for real, besides u gotta love someone someday so you bett start now and stop kissing and romancing guys without loving them |
if he hits me imma go real mad nd kill him |
nahhhh !!! well none of her ex's appeal to me sha, i think they are all ugly and uninteresting. sorry best friend but dats wat i think @ mama-gee [quote author=mama-gee link=topic=374895.msg5236323#msg5236323 date=1262461570]It's not a taboo. . .But must you start a thread? [/quote]must you always do this ![]() |
koolchicco:now that was funny oversized bra /pants |
deemple:this is the dumbest thing av heard in all my 20'something yrs so you 've never seen where one's been beaten to a point where she wont be able to open her mouth and we all know guys are stronger than ladies . if a guy has it in mind to despoil you think he will do it when you can scream and alarm the neighbours so they ll know he is a r.a.pist ?? oh please there is no justification in ra.ping it is just crazy, dats why i carry my pen-knife everywhere i go incase one fool wants to do dat do ![]() |
Cockyzy: that pick-up line is just so drab and lame and over the top rude,send me that and i bet u just kissed me a lifetime goodbye@poster thot u said u asked for her number ? so why are you chilling for her to call you ?? cos she showed interest initially doesnt mean she's gon woo your waggy a.s.s ![]() |
honeric01:to do wat na ?? clean up for you ? koni koni luv watever that means i used to be really shy nd would never do that even with my friends around but now i can do anything, guess dat happens when you grow outta your shy shell ![]() |
Adam Brod: ![]() |