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Romance / Re: Poem To Make A Lady's Heart Soar! by elecktra(f): 6:40pm On Jan 05, 2010


was this meant to make a lady's heart soar ?? prolly soar in the baddest way ever
Romance / Re: How Old Is Too Old/ Too Young For You To Date? by elecktra(f): 12:39pm On Jan 05, 2010
a 35yr old man is too old for me and a 20 yr old boy is young for me
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairalanders-get A Life! by elecktra(f): 12:38pm On Jan 05, 2010
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

someone pls ask this messed up guy wat he is doing on NL if he is not a [b]pervert,looser,pathetic,short,poor and have small manliness[/b]besides who let the dumb-a.s.s. outta the assylum ? ***very long hissss***
Romance / Re: What Is The Most Romantic Pet Name To Call Ur Girlfriend? by elecktra(f): 12:17pm On Jan 05, 2010
echo- bee:

bingo

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
my grandma's old shaggy dog is Bingo shocked shocked shocked shocked
Romance / Re: What Is The Most Romantic Pet Name To Call Ur Girlfriend? by elecktra(f): 12:20am On Jan 05, 2010
my boyfriend calls me ;Hot devil,sxxxxxxxxxxxxy  cool cool

me likey grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Lady Asking A Man Out: Anything Wrong In It? by elecktra(f): 12:18am On Jan 05, 2010
no i dont think anything is wrong with it i wouldn't do it though cos i no get liver nd am so scared of rejection but its ok if you have the mind some guys wont know until you break their heads, spit your mind inside and super glue it back

am good at leaving clues for a guy if am into him sha dats if he's not to dumb to see my green light
Romance / Re: I Need Advie Please by elecktra(f): 11:52pm On Jan 04, 2010
if u re not sure you are going to be true to her after marrying her then don't, just because She's domesticated is not enuf reason to consider marrying her and just because she's fat is not enuf reason not to marry her too, so it depends on what you want,and who says u cant get another girl who ll meet ur criteria,u prolly think u are in love with her cos u guys spend time together if you end up marrying youselves nd it does not work out both your lives ll be so miserable,so the ball is in ur court play it as you will
Romance / Re: Is It Right For A Woman To Get Pregnant Before The Wedding by elecktra(f): 11:33pm On Jan 04, 2010


must you start a thread ??
Romance / Re: Why Is It That Men This Days Are So Crazy Abt Beauty? Wat Happens To Character? by elecktra(f): 12:00am On Jan 04, 2010
chika98:

Physical attracts em then character keeps em.
so true
Romance / Re: Love Potion by elecktra(f): 11:52pm On Jan 03, 2010
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love portion my finger,havent you been eating the food?? so have you been following her up nd down?? or your friends that have been eating the love portion with you don dey follow follow ?? like someone rightly said she is probably trying to get to your heart through your tummy, since you own the i will never marry a slim lady thread maybe she's trying to feed you fat yourself
Romance / Re: What Are Those Things You Can/can't Tolerate In A Relationship. by elecktra(f): 11:31pm On Jan 03, 2010
distrust- i hate it when my partner doubts my faithfulness it makes me mad esp when am trying all my best to make it work

i also hate it when my b/f is unnnecessarily possessive or jealous

l cannot stand a partner who is an expert when it comes to blame-shifting

i will never stand a cheating b/f not in this life or the life to come
Romance / Re: How Can You Get The Truth From A Lady? by elecktra(f): 11:21pm On Jan 03, 2010
i once heard of a saying that goes what you dont know will not hurt you i think you should just let go if you made up your mind to leave her just let things be of what use will knowing if ur g/f cheated on you be anyways undecided undecided
Romance / Re: Who Is Your Ideal Bf, Gf Or Rather Partner? by elecktra(f): 11:17pm On Jan 03, 2010
my ideal b/f should be taller than me,he should be at least 6"2 cos am so tall myself, has to be drop dead fine,caring, honest,have a good heart, God fearing,ability to speak well, hmm and the list is endless
Romance / Re: Statistics Of Women by elecktra(f): 1:55am On Jan 03, 2010
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I DID NOT SAY SCARY O YEE !!!!!!!!!!!!! this is your idea of sxxy some taste u 've got buddy undecided undecided
Romance / Re: Dont Ever Lose The Hope Message to Single Ladies by elecktra(f): 1:51am On Jan 03, 2010
ROTFLMBFAO
Romance / Re: Am I Landlord Or Caretaker? by elecktra(f): 1:50am On Jan 03, 2010
methinks he's still looking for accomodation o
Romance / Re: Statistics Of Women by elecktra(f): 1:46am On Jan 03, 2010
FL Gators:

C an we plz see how large your eyes are? grin grin

this LARGE oops u still cant see, they are sooooooooo freaking large,sxxy kinda large o
Romance / Re: Statistics Of Women by elecktra(f): 1:35am On Jan 03, 2010
***can't stop rolling my large eyes***hisssssssssssss bloody woman wrapper tongue tongue tongue
Romance / Re: She Insists On Keeping The Pregnancy: I'm 27 by elecktra(f): 11:25pm On Jan 02, 2010
ednut1:

Guy is it dat at 27/educated u dnt know dat releasing seed in your gal wil mk her preg? Condom is just 20 naira. I hv no sympathy 4 u face d consequences and i support your gal no abortion instead u shd hv done vasectomy. Bloody prick
shocked shocked shocked shocked

@ poster
so at 27 you are still acting like a boy !!! you are a man alredi so accept your long-due responsibility and have your baby in your daddy's well furnished apartment  cheesy cheesy rent is sha free so its just baby food u have to deal with
Romance / Re: Is She Still Interested Coz I Really Like Her: by elecktra(f): 11:08pm On Jan 02, 2010
hmm i understand sad sad i ll break it down to ur level wat am trying to say is since u asked for her number you should go ahead and call her dont wait for her to call u, its dat s-i-m-p-l-e smiley smiley my dear
Romance / Re: I End Up Kissing And Romancing Most Guys Without Loving Them! by elecktra(f): 10:54pm On Jan 02, 2010


that is not nice u need to stop if you are like dat for real, besides u gotta love someone someday so you bett start now and stop kissing and romancing guys without loving them
Romance / Re: What Can You Not Forgive Your Spouse? by elecktra(f): 10:49pm On Jan 02, 2010
if he hits me angry angry angry imma go real mad nd kill him
Romance / Re: Is It A Taboo? by elecktra(f): 10:46pm On Jan 02, 2010
nahhhh !!! well none of her ex's appeal to me sha, i think they are all ugly and uninteresting. sorry best friend but dats wat i think  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

@ mama-gee
mama-gee:

It's not a taboo. . .But must you start a thread? undecided

must you always do this
Romance / Re: What Turns You Off A Potential Partner? by elecktra(f): 1:31am On Jan 02, 2010
koolchicco:

She lacks fashion sense? Put off!

She wears Bob-Marley braids beyond 6weeks? Not 4 moi!

She farts at will? A NO NO!!!! angry

She wears oversize Bra/Pant? Not 4 moi!

She's KEZIAH? Hell NOOOO!

She's a yourba dirty girl? Abeg use the next door!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! angry angry angry tongue

now that was funny smiley oversized bra /pants shocked shocked shocked
Crime / Re: despoil. by elecktra(f): 12:23am On Jan 02, 2010
deemple:

Does punches and kicks make a woman du.mb? Shout!

this is the dumbest thing av heard in all my 20'something yrs so you 've never seen where one's been beaten to a point where she wont be able to open her mouth and we all know guys are stronger than ladies . if a guy has it in mind to despoil you think he will do it when you can scream and alarm the neighbours so they ll know he is a r.a.pist ?? oh please there is no justification in ra.ping it is just crazy, dats why i carry my pen-knife everywhere i go incase one fool wants to do dat do cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Is She Still Interested Coz I Really Like Her: by elecktra(f): 12:00am On Jan 02, 2010
Cockyzy:

She is making you chase her.if you want to learn how to be the alpha male then get to learn girls way of making u attracted and chase her.WHAT TO DO: Just text her this"I Thought you so interesting and smart but you are just mean".sound not 2 nice right.i bet you this is how u play the alpha male.send her this and i bet she will call u.

shocked shocked shocked shockedseriously that works for you?? waoh i dont think i want to meet an alpha male undecided undecided that pick-up line is just so drab and lame and over the top rude,send me that and i bet u just kissed me a lifetime goodbye

@poster  thot u said u asked for her number ? so why are you chilling for her to call you ?? cos she showed interest initially doesnt mean she's gon woo your waggy a.s.s  tongue
Romance / Re: Shy To Visit The Wc To Empty Your Bowels When Your Boy/girl Friend Is Around? by elecktra(f): 11:20pm On Jan 01, 2010
honeric01:

Would even ask her to join me grin

to do wat na ?? clean up for you ? undecided undecided  koni koni luv watever that means


i used to be really shy nd would never do that even with my friends around but now i can do anything, guess dat happens when you grow outta your shy shell  smiley smiley
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Women Complain A Lot About Nigerian Men? by elecktra(f): 11:10pm On Jan 01, 2010
Adam Brod:

And when i started complaining about women, they all reported me to the moderator to ban me meanwhile they know how to complain about men 24/7 and go scot free. Fuckin' Hypocrites angry

Dont worry its me and them this year starting with my Mortal Nairaland Enemies! The 2 Fuckwads know themselves!!!

shocked shocked shocked shocked shockedits a nu' year try to forgive or at least forget just a thot lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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