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johnydon22:
this is ludicrous excuse - if all humans thought like this we possibly might still be riding horses.

Riding horses or walking? Horses would also be above our comprehension. Oh Science thank you for thy help.

DropShot:
Why has Trump exempted Saudi Arabia, Qatar, UAE, Bahrain and Oman from his list of countries he's banning?

Only the wise can understand this.

Are they war torn? I just hate all Christian apologist who don't think. For your mind Donald Trump is representing Christianity abi?

idupaul:
Nothing interesting there just satanist attempting to cause chaos now that America has been taken from their hands

So Donald Trump is god sent abi?

shakaZuIlu:
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gej is the best president ever
buhari deserves nothing but kpai

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GEJ is the worst President ever. Although PMB presidency is not good either.

vanbonattel:
The real beauty is that you will live to suffer the consequences of your bitter votes.

She you too no de suffer it? Na only me de buy rice for #22k per bag?

owobokiri:
How did he betray them? Jonathan was a candidate for the south south. It was a PDPs rotatory arrangement! That arrangement produced an Obasanjo who did not favor Jonathans Ijaw as much as Jonathan favored Obasanjos Yoruba! Obasanjo did well for the Yorubas though they work hard to deny it. Otedola, Jimoh, Wale Tinubu them all became multi billionaires after Obasanjos wacky privatization process. He was the one who sold the GSM licence to Adenuga! Even with the consolidation of the banking sector, he ensured the yorubas still have a big stake in the banking sector not to talk of the army and civil service. The whole country kept quiet because a turn by turn process of appeasement has been unleashed. . . Then enter Jonathan and they went berserk. You wanted to be treated same way Obasanjo pampered you? Are you the only ones in this country? Do you still remember that Jonathan was/is Ijaw? What did he do specifically for his ijaw? DO YOU KNOW THAT THERE WERE MORE YORUBAS IN JONATHANS GOVERNMENT THAN HIS NATIVE IJAW? How many Yoruba politicians can do that? I think it is just a question of being too greedy. Nothing else.

When Yoruba nobe mumu, Jonathan lose die with that.

flyca:
Buhari should not die.
No he must live till 2019 to recontest and win till 2023!
He should stay and inflict all of us with more pain and suffering. Because that is the only language Nigerians will hear. By 2023, those that survive his regime will have sense! That is the only way Nigerians will learn to vote devoid of religious and ethnic sentiments.

When we warned you that even the fake certificate Buhari presented, it was an F9 in Mathematics! You said we were libels! How do you want him to perform like a Harvard graduate?

If you cannot hire a WAEC holder as the CEO of your company, why elect him as your president

No, Buhari must live! Heck, death is not even painful.

I hope you are not supporting GEJ, he actually left the electorate with no choice.

BackToLife:
Even though Igbos are not perfect, I love the igbos because they are peaceful, reasonable and very enterprising unlike the senseless Northern Muslim hausa/fulanis. I believe that Igbo would soon become Nigerian President if they can suspend isolating themselves and join forces with fellow Yoruba Southerners. Christians should unite now before it's too late! When shall we become less stupid?! Trump has been reversing the satanic evil legacies that moslem Obama manipulatively and deceitfully established, yet Nigerian Christians can't see yet that GOD wants to help us! Moslems North are ever united, they've always manipulated us the Christian South through this stupid tribal division to rule us for almost 48years out of 57 years that we've been independent Country. This brings Yemi Osinbajo to mind. The muslims have ganged up against the Christians for too long. It's time for Igbo Christians not allow the continual endless killings by the wicked fulanis muslems. Buhari kept quiet while his fulani brothers endlessly kill innocent Nigerians in thousands all over the place. Yemi Osinbajo shall once again show politicians that untribalized patriotism is urgently needed to move this Nation forward.
He will surely hand over Power to the North to complete their 8years, unless Igbos become wise enough to rally round him and support him fully now. He's a very intelligent Man of peace. Igbos are Christians just like most Yorubas, if they show him full love, I'm sure he'll hand over Power to Igbos. I hope igbos would throw away their tribal bigotry and use this golden opportunity through this sincere Christian Man to become the President of Nigeria.

Receive sense

This country is lost.

AntiWailer:
Director don dey mad

it's dilector

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buygala:
ADEDOTUN SULAIMAN....another Yoruba pawn to advance the Northern Economic Jihad .....whenever the North needs some slave to do their dirty work, they look for a Yoruba Muslim, who will be all too glad to even rape his mother in the marketsquare to please his Northern 'brothers'

Being Yoruba myself, I sometimes wonder whether my brothers are cursed with being traitors and unrepentant cowards

When I realized we Yorubas, especially the Muslim ones, are really messed up was the day my own Muslim cousin....as in my cousin gangan....not distant cousin....very immediate cousin....his mum is my dad's immediate younger Sister...opened his mouth and said that Hausa Muslims are his blood brothers, when i asked him why he drove past a Yoruba woman selling recharge cards and bought from a Hausa Man

My mouth just flew open and refused to close.....if there was a way I could have 'dis-cousined'him there and then, I would have done it without drawing a breath

Without citing too many examples, if the Oloriburuku Somebody called Awolowo wasn't senselessly bleating "One Nigeria" the same way some unfortunate elements are doing same now just for their individual interests, he would have done a whole lot of good by aligning with the Biafrans during the Civil War...even if the resultant country would have been far from perfect, we would most importantly not have to carry the burden of being co-nationals with terrorists and power-drunk morons

Continue lying, you cannot achieve Biafra with this.

There is nothing that these my two ears will not hear in this obodo Canada. I need to return to Nigeria before I start acculturating into their wrong notions of how to run a country. I don't want to be contaminated by how they do things here.

So I hear that the Canadian Prime Minister, Ogbeni Justin Trudeau and his family spent part of the recent holidays in the Bahamas at the invitation of the Aga Khan. The wealthy Aga Khan owns a private island yonder in the Bahamas.

Mr. Trudeau flew to Nassau and is now safely back in Ottawa. Nothing exceptional here until the Prime Minister's Office began to disturb my peace with press statements about how the Prime Minister would refund to the Canadian tax payer the equivalent of the economy class fare for himself and his family for the trip to the Bahamas.

Now the Canadians had my attention. So, I dug a little bit into the matter. It turns out that, for security reasons, the Prime Minister is not allowed to fly commercial. He must go everywhere in his official government jet. This means that whenever he travels for private purposes in the said government jet, he is expected to immediately refund the equivalent of an economy return ticket to the Canadian tax payer. And if he travels with his wife and kids and friends, it is 'hol ya change o' for everybody.

CBC, National Post, every newspaper, every TV station is carrying this strange press release that Ogbeni Trudeau will pay as is customary.
A few years ago, Canadians sacked the Premier of Alberta for traveling back from Nelson Mandela's funeral at public expense when she could have hitched a ride on the Prime Minister's plane and saved them some money. I forgave Canadians that assault on my sense of propriety.

Then, recently, Canadians forced a Federal Minister to refund her expensive airport limo shuttles in Toronto. I forgave Canadians that second assault on my sense of propriety.
Now, Canadians are saying that their Prime Minister must hold his change every time he travels for private purposes in his official jet.
Haba! This is where I must draw the line. I cannot forgive them this latest assault on my sensibility.

A whole Prime Minister?

My advice to Mr. Trudeau: relinquish your Canadian citizenship and come to Nigeria. We will treat you properly as a big man, as a public servant, as a government official, as a leader.
I am surprised to hear, for instance, that there appears to be a demarcation between your private funds and public funds. What sort of nonsense is that? Are you not the Prime Minister? If care is not taken (as we say in Nigeria), you may even claim that you cannot just pick up the phone and order the Governor of the Bank of Canada to deliver funds at short notice to you, your family, and your cronies o.

Really? Oh my Gawd! It's true? You mean you can't do that? You can't order raw cash from the Bank of Canada for your private use? Hehehehehehe. You are a thoroughgoing mumu. No wonder they are making you refund economy ticket. No respect fa.
You are wasting your life here, Mr. Trudeau. Come to Nigeria.You will be entitled to a harem of 12 jumbo jets in your Presidential fleet. You, your wife, girlfriends, concubines, ex-girlfriends, and former concubines will be able to travel anywhere in the world at public expense on any of those jets. Even your aides would be entitled to medical treatment paid for by the Nigerian mission in any foreign location.

I live here in Ottawa. We live in the same city. I have never seen your motorcade. My flight has never been delayed because you are traveling. What sort of nonsense is that? Because of the primacy of the ordinary citizen, your presence in this city is made as unobtrusive as possible. Your going and comings must not disturb the citizen. It is possible to live in this city and be completely oblivious to your presence. The only time I remember you is when I drive past your official residence.

This can never happen to you in Nigeria. In Nigeria, it is a constitutional offence to be unaware of or oblivious to the presence of a man of power or a big man in your vicinity. We can forgive murder in Nigeria. We can forgive rape in Nigeria. We don't forgive blindness to the presence of power. How can you live in Abuja and be unaware of the presence of the President? Or the presence of a Senator? Or the presence of a Minister. The life of the ordinary citizen is arranged as a permanent footnote to your presence as a man of power.
Were Nigerians to run the show for you here, the airspace around the Ottawa Airport would be closed to commercial flights 24 hours ahead of every weekend shopping hop to Toronto by Mrs. Trudeau. If the residents of Ottawa were lucky, some low-level official would Tweet a press release that the airport was closed "due to VIP movement". Often, there would be no announcement. They'd just wake up to soldiers and policemen blocking roads and restricting movement and shutting down the entire city because you are going to the loo.

We close airports for the movement of wives and girlfriends. How much more your own movement? You see what you are missing?

Oh, you are thinking that you may not enjoy the privilege of non-accountable life above the law and at public expense in Nigeria because you'd be a naturalized private citizen? Don't worry, Mr. Trudeau. You don't necessarily have to even be in government to enjoy living on the government in Nigeria.

You just have to be able to afford to purchase the appearance of a big man. Once you convert your dollars to Naira, you'll be able to more than afford to purchase the appearance of a big man.

You will just need to buy one or two mansions at areas of Abuja or Lagos I will suggest to you. Then you buy a Mercedes Benz G Wagon, a Range Rover Evoque, and three Toyota Prado jeeps. You will have to go everywhere in all five SUVs. That is what we call your convoy. Once the local police commissioner notices you, he will offer you police escort on a permanent basis.

You will the need to hire a Personal Assistant and a Media Assistant. Don't worry. Private citizens have all these trappings in Nigeria. By now, the Federal Minister, the Senator, the Rep, and the Governor living in your neighbourhood would have noticed you.

All of them will start to extend courtesies to you. Before you know it, you'll be entitled to government jets for your holidays in Dubai as a private citizen.

You must also hasten to join a celebrity prosperity Pentecostal church and pay at least one hefty tithe when you join. The Pastors buy expensive airtime on national TV and it is extremely important that a Pastor mentions you.

However, I will not advise you to pay the said tithe in Canadian dollars. Nigerian prosperity Pentecostalism knows only the holy trinity of God the US Dollar, God the British Pound, and God the Euro.

Once you secure this Pentecostal side of things, you will accept three strategic Chieftaincy titles in rapid succession.

Otunba Justin Trudeau - The Olowo Ni Mo Ba Se 1 of Yorubaland

Igwe Justin Trudeau - The Eze Dollar 1 of Igboland

Mallam Justin Trudeau - The Sarkin kudi of Arewaland

In any country, there are always naysayers and negative people who just cannot be happy. It is true of Canada. It is true of Nigeria. So, whether you enjoy the privilege of non-accountable life as a private citizen or government official in Nigeria, there will be envious people who will complain and insist on your being held accountable.

Don't worry, Mr. Trudeau. I give you my word of honour that such people would be a miserable minority. They'll be threatened and shouted down by the majority. The majority will claim that you are being persecuted on account of your religion, ethnicity or political affiliation.

You live in constant fear of being held accountable by the Canadian people. Now, that is very unedifying.

I assure you, you will not have to live in fear of being held accountable by the Nigerian people.
Follow these steps and thank me later, Mr. Trudeau.
http://saharareporters.com/2017/01/07/justin-trudeau-born-wrong-country-pius-adesanmi

divicoded:
I think you are right, that is why your hero ran away and dumped your sorry a*sses at the war front, the guy ran away like a coward he is. He only come back for him to be fanning FFK bangin*g his wife and later died of the heart ache it caused him!

Your second hero is cooling his heels in the prison after being caught like a rat on top of oloshos with a fake name! I hope he doesn't die there, he has already developed first level stroke

Your this hero Alex Ekwueme is dying while still alive and has become a political non-entity! His house we learnt would soon be washed away by erosion!

You badt gan o

divicoded:
I think you are right, that is why your hero ran away and dumped your sorry a*sses at the war front, the guy ran away like a coward he is. He only come back for him to be fanning FFK bangin*g his wife and later died of the heart ache it caused him!

Your second hero is cooling his heels in the prison after being caught like a rat on top of oloshos with a fake name! I hope he doesn't die there, he has already developed first level stroke

Your this hero Alex Ekwueme is dying while still alive and has become a political non-entity! His house we learnt would soon be washed away by erosion!

You badt gan o

Edenoscar:
It pays to keep an open mind,but not so open your brains fall out.

Your signature.

randomperson:
In the context of the bible, Galilee actually means Jerusalem. But only the holy spirit can reveal this to you... hehehehehe...

I swear, you wan kill me ☺☺☺☺

ChemicalReaction:
#11. When med science failed, my dad was healed of stroke.. My next door neighbor was booked for CS until God intervened and doctors didn't have any valid explanation. My miraculous admission. Without any connection, even didn't meet the cutoff of my course, LAW but GRACE took me where my strength and money could. I am a christian and my God works in mysterious ways. Halleluyah!!

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horlapelumi:
They didn't win the war because it was predestined..... When Israelite were going to win the fight for independece against Egyptians, the red sea had to be divided for them to pass through. if the course of the Biafrans had been just, they would have prevailed.
Also, they lost the war because they were fighting a region that supplies them food........its simply saying we need each other to survive

No war outcome is predestined, it is battle for the fittest.

No offence Please. I don't think the LASU representative understand the topic. What are the result of the amalgamation? The British do it for their own profit without consulting the victims.

ElectGINeer:
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