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You see them everywhere. Your church /mosque, pubs and bars,the football viewing center,the street,just anywhere.
Customized shirts,with words on them.the words were senseless before,but now they are full sensefilled sentences ,street terms ,slangs,etc.ye know them; my money grows like grass,i facebooked your mum,my oga at the top,but for me,the strangest is " dear God,how come you are never on tv?"
Now the irony.the carpenter wearing "my money grows like grass"(for where ), the comedian wearing "boys are not smiling ) ,the mother wearing "dont tell my mom" . I am obviously not good with contradictions,so add yours.
by the way chew on this;the guy in the picture attached is wearing one such.check on his condition related to his shirt

^^Oh no you won't

@op is ya name Emilio? or is hers Lorena? Cos I get a sense of El secretario here

It seems like the topics getting views and comments here are those telling us not to do something they want us to do.well God works by contraries

Actually what i was gon' say was to ask you what the funniest comment you've ever seen on nairaland is.mine is a comment made by some1 on a thread on whether John obi mikel was playing his best under roberto di matteo(who was chelsea fc manager then,untill he was burned at the stake),and this guy says ' anthony obi is the former governor of osun state,and if you ask me, i'll say he is a good man'
It wasnt really funny but coming at that time in that thread,it got me and almost everyone in the thread laffin.whats yours?

Anthony kumuyi is the former governor of oyo state,and if you ask me,I'll say he is a good man

guys please help if you can. it's really saddening

Now you all what it feels like to get a game as bad as Biohazard 4 (Resident Evil 4) and end up with a mixture of Chinese /Japanese and English in a ratio 9 to 1.the menu items are all in Chinese. conversations and other vital instructions are written in Chinese. the name of the game and other irrelevant things are in English.

so what I need is someone with the English version to upload screenshots of the menu steps so I can know what to select to get to play the game.any other helpful suggestions are welcome too.

Belovedd: why is chelsea's blue faded in this pic?

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Belovedd: why is chelsea's blue faded in this pic?

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Belovedd: why is chelsea's blue faded in this pic?

because the original pic is almost 300kb in size,and when I tried uploading it,after waiting patiently a month for it to finish (thanks to mtn-your best connection, for doing a good job) ,I saw an error message saying the pic has exceeded 200kb,hence it is disqualified for the rafle draw,I had to scissor it's colour And quality.

Unleash ye Fernando the son of Torres, and verily I say unto you,ye shall be victorious, oh ye.of the household of A-bram-o'vic

This harbiola is one hell of a retarded fool.you even confirm the existence of a term used to define lying to protect your religion. In short,every word you and yusadelly have been saying is TAKIBAA. I sympatise with you .what a monomaniac!

@Harbiola,your comments only show your level of idiocrity is alarming. You have the time to take each line of my comment and counter them with allegations of falsehood without without stating supposed truths. You claim my objective statements are the greatest lies you have ever heard(little wonder,since your biggest lies are the great truths)your words betray the fact that You have no connections whatsoever to Ejigbo, nor do you have the tiniest conception of the happenings. The principal just had surgery and he was beaten (believe it or not) and was immediately admitted to the Baptist hospital, ejigbo, which you deny existence. You claim I am an illiterate for saying that the school is funded by the government, saying that I browsed it. This only reveals the fact that you had to Google search it to have an inkling of the concept.you go on and on to scream obscenities without marrow like a banshee.you can't even justify a single point. Is this the best you can do?chickens got better brains.

Uyi Iredia: Please practice your religion without violence or oppression. The principal is wrong to deny Muslim students the habit of wearing hijab, I wonder if he stops Christian kids from saying the grace.

Oh no he won't, cos it's a Christian school slowpoke! I know what's on your mind is that it's a government school, no it's not,it is a Christian school funded by the government. The school was founded by,and still runned by the Baptists!
Which Christian dares to go to Ansar-ul-deen grammar school and asks to be taught crs,or dare not wear hijjab?

ckkris: @elfaez. Thanks for this eye-witness account. Muslims are working hard to establish the bad name Boko Haram has given them.

You just nailed the truth in the head bro.Muslims always try to make themselves look more innocent. Seems like the cruelty of their religion Is becoming too much for them to bear.

@Yusadelly,you are either a non indigene of ejigbo .trying to make the islamists look innocent or you are a seriously bigoted brainless t*w at.go to front page and read the true story as reported by punch newspaper. I was at the scene of the incident yesterday and I can confirm that everything you have said is false.so you want us to believe that the Islamic hippies went to play catch with the principal? do you know that the house of the senior doctor at the school's hospital was destroyed by your tiny brained brothers who where trying to kill the commerce teacher,Mr ayeni, and made public their wish to kill him?do you know that the principal has now been hospitalised despite they not touching him?you should be ashamed of your foolish lucidity and your crazy desert religion. *Pissed*

The guy wan kill Basel today o.going to war haircut, hehehehe

Chelsea fc manager Jose Mourinho is sporting a new low cut hairstyle,which he calls a 'fighting ' or 'going to war ' cut.The new haircut has also earned him a new nickname: the bald one.He explained how he borrowed Fernando Torres' hair clippers to cut his hair himself and then sent his wife a picture of the haircut for approval.

He said about the development: "Some people can't do what I did," Mourinho
said. "In a couple of months I'll have hair again.
Some other people cannot do it.
"I decided to do it. I asked Fernando to give me
his machine and I did it myself in front of the
mirror. It's nice and cheap.
"Mrs Mourinho, I sent a picture before I arrived
at home to see if I could go in. Yes, no
problem."

Update from the town:the situation is becoming more tense as the racialists beat more people up.the Islamic clerics have stated their intentions ,complete with Barners and pamphlets,encouraging Muslims to stand up for their 'rights '.The royal leader, Obama omowonuola oyesosin,has reacted strongly, coming to the center of events, ejigbo Baptist high school, to try to calm things down.his attempts have been rather ineffective though, as he was reported to have returned to his palace seething with Anger.He has been reliably reported to have called the disposition of the local imam into question, asking why he didn't even say or do anything, and also what the imam meant when he said 'nobody has died'

Sorry guys. Each time I try, an error message pops up.someone else has opened a thread on this in the education room.maybe he has more luck with pics.

Sorry guys but I can't post pictures because airtel is giving me problems with browsing.I have pictures ,and I'll still keep trying

Sporadic gunshots are heared.Baptist resident pastor's house vandalised

lynpetra: Source please,or pics,else your story isn't true.

my source is me,cos I am in ejigbo now, in approximately 5meters radius of the events,and I dare not move near the site of the confrontation, else I get stoned.But I can post pics of fleeing students though

whatever the speaker of the osun houses of assembly, hon. Najeem salaam,told the enraged Muslim cleric to pacify them about 3 weeks ago,it certainly didn't get to them.As at the time I'm writing this,pandemonium is still on in the local government area of ejigbo.

It all started when dissatisfied Islamic clerics stormed the Baptist High school, ejigbo,stirring no little concerns. within the space of 15 minutes, the fight was on.What the clerics want?, freedom to wear hijab for their children, while the Baptists maintain their stance that the school is a Christian school.
unconfirmed reports claim that the school principal had flogged a student for using Abusive words on a fellow student. the flogged student went home and told her mother that she had been flogged for wearing the hijab,the enraged mother went to their local mosque and the rest Is history. reports claim the principal had been tied up and beaten, while enraged students pelted the clerics with stones, even as the later retaliated with the same.

they just seem to enjoy scenes of death and chaos.

Brutal, crude,violently disgusting.....I just can't seem to find the perfect word to describe them.
Though I am young in age,believe me I ain't that inexperienced. Aljazeera just never disappoint me when it comes to spoiling ur day with scenes of destruction and blood.

As much as the detail craze in the media goes,Aljazeera is one special channel. They are the only station that I know to rely heavily on stories of death than any other story. and each story always comes with very disturbing Images.and when they don't have any new disaster story except dying ones, expect them to show their usual programs which retell 10 year old stories of terrorism and tyranny, especially ones involving Israel or the U.S .each of these depicts images of real live moments of killings, how they were killed, where they were killed, how they died,blood and all that.

one reason I love France 24 is that they show lesser number of such stories, and as they become a day and half old,the suspend them for ever,and they will never remind you of stale events. they rather broadcast fashion and culture shows, new web trends,and they have this special time for games and tech.
some would say I'm just afraid of the truth about the world, but I say we have enough troubles around us.why can't we just concentrate on living, rather than die over the dead?
and their stupid Hatred for Israel and the Us,uhhhhhhhh..........

Timely indeed!bro Bartholomew swung into action. He carefully turned the side with meat to sister lola,while he faced the onions.within few minutes ,light returned. Just as they finished the package. Sister looked up to see brother's face drenched with tears.

She instantly quizzed him.(what happened,when it happened,where and why it happened...and so on)his only reply was "your love is making me cry......"

That bin gbagboboy is stupid. Anyway, bring Bartholomew went to the malam selling suya a stone throw from his home. He told the man he needed help,help in the form of onions. Suya to take 10%,the rest onions. The mAlam was in gracious mood.he agreed.
When he got home,his mind was running mad.he entered the house and place the package on the table.he had a plan,a plan that can only work in the dark.it was dark,but there was electricity,so the plan wasnt pulling off.just as he opened d package,electricity went off.he was relieved.

I see you bin gbagbo,you and your shitty a$.s

Back to story after the dubby break.
After the silence,a procession of stutters and exclamations.and then......
Six months later,they were married.they were such a perfect combination.they were just opposite sexes of the same personalty
Two weeks after the wedding ceremony,honeymoon is still on,and things are going rather well.then comes this evening,when sister bola wanted to eat something different from the constant supply of eba and ponmo stew.how about suya?
That word sent shivers down bro bartholomews back.he asked quizzically "suya?isnt that the fleshy and meaty food with some seasoning on it?" ."yes now" came the reply.he checked his pocket which also served as his only bank account.50 naira was the result of his frantic pocket searching.oh well.out he went in search of suya...

Whoowee!somebody says something at last.who cares if his name is dummy or dullard,he has a name and he commented!

Any body here?

As we were saying, where were we?
now i remember.he had been thinking about her for some time.he had been crushing on her,but he didn't want to get crushed by her mighty father.
Lets cut to the chase.he walked up to her has she was catwalking away(more like frogwalking away).He swallowed his fear in the form of saliva and shouted "sister bola,wait ".as if by reflex,she stopped in a way that reminds of a chicken on food alert.catching his breath,and catching up with her, Bartholomew bellowed in his cutest voice,which sounded like a five year old on trumpet,"sista bola,i wants to spoken to you".,he had thought he was blowing her mind with his english or engrish,but her reaction proved him otherwise.she grunted out "brodas bartholomew,simple english you cannot spoken!"
After that came a long silence.......