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Politics / Re: NIA Never Briefed Buhari On Any ‘Covert’ Projects by elfeezy(m): 3:46pm On Apr 15, 2017
SuperS1Panther:
That fund can be used to unseat or destabilise any govt.

I am sure Jonathan approved the fund under the influence of the Spirit of the Bottle.

If Presidency is not aware of the fund, the DG of NIA should be charged for treason.

If Nigeria was North Korea, by now he would have been fed to the lion or executed with Machine Gun.

How come the money be discovered on Wednesday and the Ex-CSO to GEJ died of attack on Thursday. Hmmmm
my broda wat have u turnd into..Hate can ruin ur life bro
Politics / Re: Northern Leaders Kick Against Restructuring by elfeezy(m): 3:26pm On Apr 13, 2017
somadinho10:
I have said it before and I will continue to say it...... The problem we the southerners have are the north, can you believe the three southern presidents were by accidents, our major problem is disunity and trust, igbos will never seek for secession had Lord lugard not joined us with those people that should have been joined with Niger and Chad I'm sorry to call any tribe but the yoruba people are the only reason this people always hold us for ransom, remember how awolowo,abiola, and recently Tinubu were used and dumbed.. ...... .. I call for a United south
nicely stated..God bless u...we yorubas need to have a rethink

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Politics / Re: Saraki Is A Threat To APC, Democracy - Adamawa Lawmaker, Alhassan Urmar by elfeezy(m): 1:42pm On Apr 01, 2017
Akissani:
We the Igbos love saraki
he will rule us in biafra
he is greater than Ojukwu, Aguyi Ironsi, Azikiwe, all our past and present governors, and even our future leaders
who is diz clown,,speak for urself you BMC. besides ur not even Igbo..

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Politics / Re: "Melaye’s Academic Gown To Senate Was Stolen Or Hired, He Made Fool Of Himself" by elfeezy(m): 5:59pm On Mar 28, 2017
SalamRushdie:
Abeg who know this dean? Abeg juvenile or not Dino's gown made many BMCs and Zombies faint today grin cheesy
pls sori to ask wat is BMC.. its kinda new to me
Religion / Re: “We Won’t Investigate Sex Allegations Against Apostle Suleman” – CAN by elfeezy(m): 10:37am On Mar 18, 2017
femi4:
Olodo....Is that your deduction from the post
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i wonder wat ur deduction would be...
Politics / Re: Nigerians React To Picture Of Buhari And Hadiza, His Daughter In London by elfeezy(m): 12:06pm On Feb 28, 2017
omenkaLives:
Chidera Anabelle.

She was first to comment, and hear her:

Who does this people think they are deceiving??"

Three things:

1. They are those who say they want OUT of this country, yet they always happen to have the greatest interest in her affairs. They seem as confused as deaf bats in the middle of the night. cheesy

2. They generally sound illiterate very poor diction. cheesy

3. Her likes on the forum would wail in and out of my mentions for pointing these obvious facts out. cheesy
grow up dear and stop hating my child..it will do u more harm dan good..typical AFONJA

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Politics / Re: Buhari Not Critically Ill, Not In Hospital, Says Lai Mohammed by elfeezy(m): 9:27pm On Feb 27, 2017
sarrki:



So you are impressing us ?

All you do is to talk down your country

Just because some miscreants stole us dry to settle

Enemies of state
wat has diz ur post got to do with bubus health,,,is osinbajo not doing well,,
c wat bubu has turned u into..SMH
Politics / Re: Prof. Steve Hanke Blasts Buhari Over His Absence From Nigeria by elfeezy(m): 5:07pm On Feb 25, 2017
Adminisher:
This is FAKE as hell. Meant for half educated dummies from land Locked states in the SE.
No US person speaks this way, the syntax is not even American not to talk of a Professor.

More interestingly, no US Prof would say " negligence" of a President brought recession. In the US and many countries, the economy is not ' soup on the fire ' that a President watches.

The People watching the economy are Federal Reserve Board Chairman, Chairman of Council of Economic Advisers and Treasury Secretary.

Nigerian young people need to read and broaden their minds. This is too disgraceful
ur one of d problems diz nation is having..

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Politics / Re: Dollar Fall: Yemi Osinbajo Should Teach Buhari His Magic - Sen Ben Murray-bruce by elfeezy(m): 12:02pm On Feb 25, 2017
darknetcom:
can this mullato just shut the fvck up??

we are not voting a mullato to president in nigeria...

the mutant can forget the idea...

if the fool want to became president,the thing can try it in america,europe or south africa...

but surely not in nigeria..
becoming senator was already a mistake enough..
yet u claim u want ur country to be developed like america,,,hypocrisy

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Politics / Re: We Never Killed Any IPOB Member In Port Harcourt – Army by elfeezy(m): 9:51pm On Feb 20, 2017
uncle005:
IPOB are crimininals killed them, if you see the way they loot people shop during their stupid rally no difference between them and armed robbers.

Killed them no need for any statement just do the needful
oga next time u say kill not killed..typical AFONJA spotted..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which Way Nlng? by elfeezy(m): 11:06am On Feb 14, 2017
@zhia2000 pls am interested,,send me d report tnks..
r.ifeanyi@yahoo.com
Politics / Re: "Buhari's Situation Is Not Like Yar’adua’s Situation" – Femi Adesina by elfeezy(m): 3:05pm On Feb 07, 2017
i wonder y should someone who was not democratically elected be fooling a whole nation like 9ja..
take it or not bubu is gone,,this hanky-panky politrics will take us no where instead will expose how retarded we are..
quote me not..
NYSC / Re: NYSC Postpones The Orientation Course For All Corp Members Posted To Borno by elfeezy(m): 1:05pm On Jan 21, 2017
make NA no bomb dem 4 camp ACCIDENTALLY thinking say na BH....lol
Investment / Re: MMM Just Credited My Account, Who Else Has Gotten Alert? by elfeezy(m): 2:49pm On Jan 16, 2017
this got to be moved to fp seun
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Eklipse Consults:best Company In Nigeria Is Currently Recruiting by elfeezy(m): 1:48pm On Jan 13, 2017
r.ifeanyi@yahoo.com
Politics / Re: EU Parliamentarians Demand Release Of Nnamdi Kanu, Others- Thisday by elfeezy(m): 11:42am On Dec 21, 2016
Dongreat:
Perhaps the EU is unaware of what is called a "Sovereignty State". The day Nigeria became a Federal Republic, sovereignty was bestowed on her, so giving demands will take both pleas and grace/miracle for its demand to be granted. That said, Mr Kanu should have been released long ago as he is a citizen of a democratic government but the I was told that in a third world country, laws are only obeyed by the poor and not the elite. If Mr Kanu is a national security according to the president, then a house arrest should be implemented but first the law should be obeyed.
sovereignty my ass...

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Politics / Re: EU Parliamentarians Demand Release Of Nnamdi Kanu, Others- Thisday by elfeezy(m): 11:38am On Dec 21, 2016
kollynxofodile:
The tsunami that will consume thus Country

And the Afonjas call IPOB illiterates and Jobless youths

I Guesse the tide has changed now.

IPOB has become a Worldwide freedom symbol.


Honestly am impressed with my brothers,

They have been pushed to the wall on so many occasion yet they refused to be violent

That act alone deserve commendations from all quarters

Hence the world has taken note.

The SUN CAN ONLY RISE IN THE EAST
God bless u

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Politics / Re: Buhari Will Regret If Jonathan, Patience, Tompolo Are Ridiculed – Militants by elfeezy(m): 4:19pm On Nov 22, 2016
Alariwo2:


The North has started making provisions for their region incase of possible splitup which is quite imminent. Reason for oil exploration all over the North. They have gold and diamonds too

Yorubas have started harnessing the oil discovered in Lagos and some other states. Everyone is becoming alert to doomsday looming

what have you guys achieved in the SE? only to act as spectators in the development of other regions with no agenda to develop yours.
Everyone has started looking beyond SS oil, only igbos are still doing attache by force

I seriously pity you guys
prayer answered, dey should go and let us be..
d truth is SE nd SS especially d SE has been living fine even after been negleted by FG for decades nd we will still b doin great even after d exit,,no oil in d SE and still we have been able to achieve wat ur so called region could not achieve even wit d so called FG intervention,,plss let us goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Politics / Re: Photo Of Ojukwu At Presidential Campaign In 2007 by elfeezy(m): 6:03pm On Nov 16, 2016
diz my ist time of using diz word bt now i know d reason y yall been called AFONJAs,,lol
stay der and be hating while d igbos progress in dia quest in actualizing BIAFRA
meanwhile ur National leader TINUBU is been treated like rag, piece of shit in d hands or ur colonial masters (wish u had sm1 like him)
RUBBISH psychos,,
Crime / Re: 'One Nigeria Is A Lie'- Husband Of Igbo Trader Killed In Kano Over Blasphemy by elfeezy(m): 11:40pm On Nov 14, 2016
slurryeye:
I'm so sorry for the pastor, his family and the family of his wife about the unwarranted death of his wife.
However, I will like to use this medium to talk about the Igbos attitude I have observed countless times towards their hosts on this forum. The number of insults Igbos haul at Yoruba on a daily basis despite that Yoruba land is the region most populated by Igbos outside their igboland is quite surprising. But unlike the Yorubas, Hausa/Fulani have very little tolerance for outsiders that insult them. Imagine the faith that will befall Igbos if they claim that Kano is no man's land as they like to claim in Lagos. Or what would've happened when Igbos were insulting Oba of Lagos during gubernatorial election if it were emir of Kano or sultan of sokoto. I just pray that Yorubas continue to tolerate them. But no matter how tolerant one is, you get to a point where you can't take it anymore, and I pray Igbos don't push Yoruba to that point.
seems u jes got in here for d first time,,
ok lemme ask u who started Biafra? IPOB shits,,?
wen going for equity, go wit clean hands...

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Crime / Re: 'One Nigeria Is A Lie'- Husband Of Igbo Trader Killed In Kano Over Blasphemy by elfeezy(m): 11:30pm On Nov 14, 2016
MidasTouche01:
All this publicity won't do him no good...


It's certain that once you can't proof beyond proof that the person you are trying to prosecute is guilty beyond reasonable doubt, then the person should b given the benefits of the doubt.

Instead of all this bickering, why don't he appeal the judgement, or why do we have three tiers of courts?
did u actually read d post or ur jes commenting,,pls dont come here and show ur ignorance

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Politics / Re: 2016 APC Governorship Rally In Akure, Ondo State (Photos) by elfeezy(m): 11:01am On Nov 13, 2016
Apc has always been a party founded on a common hatred/enemy (Jonathan), so wat do u expect wen the enemy has been eliminated; more trouble between the individuals..am not surprised tho
Celebrities / Re: Freeze To Jidenna: "Come Back Home And Stop Complaining" by elfeezy(m): 10:54am On Nov 13, 2016
this freeze too mumu,,wetin concern d idiot na,,
Celebrities / Re: MTV EMAs: Alikiba, Not Wizkid Should Have Won - Tanzanians by elfeezy(m): 9:23pm On Nov 08, 2016
Alikiba known only in Tanzania
Wizkid known worldwide
C small Tanzania wey my LG big pass wan rub shoulders wit Baba nla
Religion / Re: Jesus Christ Is The Saviour Of The World by elfeezy(m): 8:53pm On Nov 08, 2016
Maximus85:


And you call yourself a christian by using such words on another person. Smh.
READ d comment again and tell me d foul words I used as u claimed,,
"Grow up"?, "crab"?, SMH
Foreign Affairs / Re: Hillary Clinton Wins First Ballot In Dixville Notch by elfeezy(m): 11:53am On Nov 08, 2016
madridguy:
IPOP grin won't like this.
Chai IPOB don torment u for dream reach like diz??sorry ooo
Crime / Re: Soldier Beaten In Warri For "Stealing IPhone" (pics) by elfeezy(m): 5:58pm On Nov 07, 2016
Cessa0:
where's the blood??
U no get eyes
Politics / Re: APC Crisis : Oyegun Reaches Out To Party Members by elfeezy(m): 2:00pm On Nov 07, 2016
phemmie06:

Which of their problem have they been able to solve,?
Help me ask dat yaro boy who reads but doesn't understand,,
Religion / Re: Jesus Christ Is The Saviour Of The World by elfeezy(m): 12:56pm On Nov 06, 2016
Auki:


Jesus came to preach to worship God alone and associate no partner (s) to God.

Jesus teaching are universal in relevance just like Mosses, Mohammad etc.

Jesus never claimed to be God or son of God or Trinity.
Bible is so clear so pls Read d bible and u will understand,,stop sayin wat u don't know jes because ur a Muslim doesn't make u say crab ok,,shut ur mouth wen ur ignorant of some tins and grow up ok,,Salam
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: An Open Letter To Nigerian Recruiters by elfeezy(m): 11:36am On Nov 05, 2016
amicable09:
3 Jobs/Vacancies Drive,
Off Recruitment Portal,
Recruits Ville,
Nigeria.
4th November, 2016.


Dear Nigerian Recruiters,

Hello. I choose to start with Hello because it seems that's one language you all have in common. Hello! Heck! That greeting upsets me. More upsetting is the pact you all entered to infuriate me. Yea, like you by this time have known, this is no love letter. At the end of the letter, I'll leave you to decide what to call it based on what you'll make of it.

Last year, one of you took to the national dailies to advertise a major vacancy. You called it... what's that headline again? "Massive Nationwide Graduate Trainee Recruitment" Exactly! That's it. In your exact words and the opening sentence read thus, 'our client is a financial services company...'. Your client? I'm going to get to that. I don't want to jump the gun yet. Back to the advert, you called the recruitment massive, giving applicants hope albeit false, that at least 200-250 out of the over 5000 eligible will get in. I, like other thousands, dusted my CV and applied.

Your portal was supposed to be open for two weeks but you shut it down after 5 days with claims that the server was down when the truth is that you intentionally ended it so as to control the number of applications you'll receive. Do I hold it against you? I don't.

You lie! I do! I hold it against you! Why will you even do that? Are you the client or are you now the financial services company? Why don't you leave the site alone and give everyone interested equal opportunity to sit for an aptitude test? Anyway, that's not the issue now. I just feel I need to ask you some 'whys' before I go on. (Let me know when you have an answer, even though I know what it is you will reply. You all are totally predictable!)

Okay, so I applied. Lucky me! Like a rat on a race to get the cheese, I won! But no victory to record yet. Weeks after the deadline for the application, I received a mail from you inviting me to prepare for an online test. Online? On my money! In this Nigeria! You forget the peculiarities of our beloved country when you copy things from other countries. You just copy! Like a cat, you copy! In those days, after tests and interviews, applicants were given transport fare to go back home and thanked greatly for coming. Late Chinua Achebe had this to say that after graduation, his employer offered to arrange an interview with him at his convenience. But not today. Not with all these recruiters. They'd rather organize test for a prospective employee without factoring our epileptic power condition, poor internet access, unavailability of personal computers and so on. This, is still by the way.

So last year I was 26, all thanks to ASUU strikes and delay from my school to compile my results on time for mobilization, last year I wrote the test and within 48 hours was notified of my success. Victory at last? Nay! Not with Nigerian recruiters, the process is only just beginning. Month 1, no word. Month 2, no update. Month 3, no information. Month 6, no mail. Sent them a mail and then Month 9, no reply. Month 12! It's my birthday!!! Hurray! I'm 27!

You expect me to be happy right? But why should I? My application is pending. Even though I do not know the company I'm preparing to work for, I have no doubts about them being a leading provider of financial services in Nigeria. What will it cost these recruiters to fast track the process? If a company is not ready for MASSIVE recruitment, why announce it? Oh! it's the new trend! 30,000 graduates applied for 200 entry level slots in XYZ company. Statistics huh? That's what they need it for? From there we'll get a press release and you'll hear something of this sort,

' 30,000 qualified graduates applied for only 200 vacant positions. 3,000 of which are first class and below 23 years of age. 2500 out of the whole are graduates from foreign universities. '

This must really be a thriller. You do this thinking you're doing me but I laugh at you like I've gone bananas. For your information, this joke is on you!
Now I'm 27 but it doesn't end there. After one full year! I get a text from you Mr/Ms. Recruiter on my phone at 5:30 pm inviting me for an interview at 8 am the following day. How professional! No apologies whatsoever. In the text, you instruct me to come with an 'updated' CV. I hope you realize updated means my age will have gone up and I most likely will have a job doing (no matter how small) I've got sense you know?

8 am at your office with my updated CV and you're not there. You show up at 10 am as fresh prince of Bel-Air concerned and announce that the interview will commence immediately. I wait another 30 minutes before you invite me in. As the interview begins, you realize I'm good for something and there's pressure on your company to produce 50 marketers for a client, you begin smooth talking me into taking up the job. For how much? Half the amount the client is paying per head!
That's 50%

Wait! Do you see any similarity between you and a human trafficker? Or you want me to point out the similarities? Classic case of Monkey dey work baboo dey chop!

'What about the financial services company', I ask.
'Sorry', you say, 'you are above the age limit'.

On this present offer, you attach a clause like a village headmaster. 'You must remain with us as a marketer for at least one year...!'. Is that so? 1 year of trekking under hot sun. 1 year of refusing/rejecting better offers. 1 year of being stuck on stupid!

Now I ask you, is that how your counterparts in other countries recruit? Or you feel you can wake up 5 years down the line, dig up my number from your database and text me to come and be a feces evacuator?

You better get updated yourselves!
#NuffSaid!

Sincerely Yours,
A Nigerian Applicant.

Only God will save us in diz country

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Got This E-recruiter Message Abt The First Bank Job by elfeezy(m): 11:32pm On Oct 29, 2016
Nattybeauty:
I didn't receive any message from dem does it mean my registration is not complete
Same here,,does it mean we are not eligible ?

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