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Politics › Re: Doris Ogala Remanded In Prison (Video) by Elipsis: 11:23am On Oct 29
Yarimo my guy. Come and see your babe oo grin
Politics › Re: Governor Diri Fires Back At Donald Duke Over Coastal Road Remark by Elipsis: 1:35pm On Oct 23
seunmsg:
Donald Duke fell off so badly. This guy singlehandedly ruined the finances of Cross River till today. He took heavy loans to construct Tinapa and Obudu, two projects that failed woefully. Today, he's a very that President Tinubu is building the Lagos-Calabar coastal highway that Niger Deltans have been asking for for years.

I'm glad a lot of Niger Deltans have responded to him in the appropriate language. For a failed governor who doesn't even know when not to play politics, he's getting the insults he really deserved. For me, he's worse than a jester. He is a traitor to the Niger Delta struggle.
Lol. Donald Duke that's still regarded as the best Governor of Cross Rivers state till date?

Even your fellow Data boys will be laughing at your comment
Politics › Re: 30-Day Fuel Discount: Abandon Your Insensitive Policies, NLC Tells FG by Elipsis: 9:18am On Oct 09
lindqvistbergst:
Feck me. You are lot are always complaining here. 1350 naira per litre. That's a grand total of 77p per litre or 9.70 nok. Thats practically free from my perspective. Cor blimey, thats basically giving it away. You want expensive?

Norway = 22.25 nok per litre on average = 3,096.05 naira.

Uk = £1.74 per litre on average = 3,061.92 naira. Stop crying. We pay two to three times your prices and thats mostly tax. Cheer up.
Lol. You're still new to this laptop propaganda business.

Ask your senior colleagues on this platform. Its not every topic that you'll have to comment on.

Topics like this, you just ignore and focus on the next easy thing.

Dont let them sack you. Its too early 😆
Crime › Re: Alleged Fake Agency: Adeyemi Sent To Kuje Prison After Pleading Not Guilty by Elipsis: 7:30pm On Sep 30
How in the world is this man 38 years?
huh huh
Politics › Re: Óle! Óle!! - Lagos Residents Chant As Tinubu’s Convoy Arrives (Video) by Elipsis: 6:08pm On Sep 30
Svoboda:
Don't remind me, please. Never will we witness a leader as charismatic and Spartan as Buhari in the next 100 years. They don't come twice.
Buhari and charismatic in the same sentence?

Wonders shall never end !
Politics › Re: The Return Of Subsidy VS Subsidy Removal. Where Do You Stand. by Elipsis: 8:18pm On Sep 29
nairalanda1:
Refinery takes time to build.
How about renovating the existing ones?

Guess what? We begged them to revamp PH Refinery, but trust APC government to turn it into a money minting venture.

Till date, the Refinery isn't functional despite the billions pumped into it.
Politics › Re: The Return Of Subsidy VS Subsidy Removal. Where Do You Stand. by Elipsis:
Anybody who wants subsidy to go is just being heartless.

At least, we now have a yardstick for comparison.

How was life for Nigerians before the removal?

And how is life now, after the subsidy has been removed?

Even the blind can see that removal of subsidy cannot work in Nigeria. The masses cannot continue to bear the full weight of running the government.

No refinery has been built. Roads haven't been constructed. Businesses are suffering. Transportation is extremely expensive. Food is on all-time high. Yet, the government continues to increase our taxes without cutting the cost of governance.

Subisdy must be returned back!
Crime › Re: Police Release Photo Of Unidentified Woman Found Dead In Calabar Hotel by Elipsis: 9:36am On Sep 24
essentialone1:
How does it concern us if a nonsense prostitute is brutally killed?
Be careful what you type. God sees and judges even idle post. Don't invite calamity to yourself
Crime › Re: Police Release Photo Of Unidentified Woman Found Dead In Calabar Hotel by Elipsis:
Karlovich:
They'll never learn, instead of her to focus on getting her PVC to evict Lamidi in 2027 she was busy lodging in a hotel with a man, spits
Does that justify her murder? When did it become a crime for a lady to lodge with a man?

Have you never lodged with a babe before?
Politics › Re: Pastor Jerry Eze Announces Peter Obi’s Presence In Church (Video) by Elipsis: 5:51pm On Sep 20
IamPatriotic:
Obi went to all the major churches in Abuja and some in Lagos before the 2023 presidential election, all because he desperately wanted Christian votes. He indeed got a significant chunk of our votes. After the election, Obi, with his black clothes, was almost never seen anywhere close to a church.

Now, another election is approaching, and he has started attending churches again. What a conman! Unfortunately for him, not many non-Igbo Christians will be swayed by his antics this time around. He cannot come to our church and tell us to take back our country from non-Christians while serving as a placeholder for Dr. Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso, a man the US government labelled a person of particular concern and linked to terrorism-related concerns.

Obi is a pure joke! 😃😀
Lol. Bros, this format no dey work again.
Lol @ " he cannot come to our church". Look at this 🤡

Are you denying Islam, because of Nairaland banter. Haba nau.

Meanwhile, dont even drag Kwankwaso into this. The US has more dirt on Bola and Shettima, that the FG has been spending millions to conceal.

Think before you type bro
Politics › Re: 'Your name is Bola, Aso Rock not a shrine': Atiku's aide replies Keyamo, others by Elipsis: 5:09pm On Sep 20
BlackPantherxXx:
Peter Obi will lose 90% of those who would have voted for him.
Wetin carry Peter Obi enter this discussion?
Politics › Re: Desmond Elliot Kneels Down, Begs Gbajabiamila For Forgiveness by Elipsis: 9:35am On Sep 14
ppogba:
It was not Low when Ngige was kneeling down inside Okija shrine?

It was not Low when Umoh Eno was kneeling down before the former governor in the open at a stadium?

Enrol in a school of political history or shed your toga of ig........ce.
It was low then, it is still low now.

Two truths can coexist at the same time.
Career › Re: Full List Of Winners At 2026 NBA Elections by Elipsis:
Jayhome24:
Children of h8te and pavilion won't still like it, nothing like joy exist in their life. The children h8te will soon be here to complain and find fault in the whole thing.

Congratulations Madam and congratulations to all winners and appointees. Don't politicise NBA as it was done under one useless over-fat bitch called Akpata who turned NBA to obi movement and nearly destroyed NBA, God forbid we will never seen such NBA again and God will soon forbid NLC who turned NLC to obi movement and we will never see such useless NLC again in Nigeria history.
Olumide Akpata is regarded as the best NBA President in recent history. Even his core haters will agree with this.

Please just stick to your beer parlour gists and leave intellectual conversations alone.
Politics › Re: Those Who Blamed Jonathan For Chibok Now Blame Me For Oriire Abduction - Makinde by Elipsis: 9:41am On Jul 12
lexylaw09:
Governors are now solely responsible for there respective states security

Things have changed sir

You're now free to collapse Amotekun to a well founded and managed State police 🚓🚨 force to ensure your State security in your state
Who changed things? The President is no longer the Commander in Chief again?

Abi did you sit down in your batcher in Ilorin and draft a new Constitution for the country?
Crime › Re: Abia Magistrate's Toyota Corolla Stolen In Umuahia by Elipsis: 8:30am On Jun 10
Where is Yarimo? News from Abia state has made it to the FP.

Food has landed grin
Politics › Re: Akpabio: We’re Pushing For Return Tickets Of Some Senators Who Lost Primaries by Elipsis: 9:10am On Jun 03
The insensitivity of our leaders amazes me.
For weeks, children and teachers have been in captivity. Insecurity is at an all-time high, and the country is literally on fire.

But what the Senate President cares about is to overturn the democratic process and bring back people who woefully lost the party primaries.

To those e-warriors who continue defending this government, how do you sleep at night?
Don't you ever pause to think about the consequences of your actions?
Is that bag of rice worth your conscience and the blood of innocent Nigerians?
Politics › Re: Governor Alex Otti Approves Feasibility Study For Proposed Abia Seaport by Elipsis: 1:24pm On May 07
Eba50:
the south is part of edge of Africa. Its less than a pole to high sea. Adding abia to high sea means dredging most of those parts of river state that are close to abia, which means towns I'm rivers will be evacuated. In fact, it also means adding abuja to high sea. I know that area. I1 have visited area command of police along Aba road in p/h
Alright brother. Let's see how it goes.
Politics › Re: Governor Alex Otti Approves Feasibility Study For Proposed Abia Seaport by Elipsis: 8:57am On May 07
Eba50:
east is surrounded by land.the coastal way runs along _Africa boundary, where all southern states are located,which is also the end of africa meeting Atlantic ocean.is it river Niger u want to join to high sea.does he want to dredge the whole river Niger to Mali? When delta say anioma state will give east high sea, we know wetin we dey talk, cos of aboh wey be boundary with river state.
I am going to save this comment. When the project becomes successful, I will be here to remind you of your post.

However, this shows that most of you guys do not have a basic sense of Nigeria's geography, or have never travelled outside your state.
Abia state and Rivers State are literally neighbours. It takes only slightly above 30 mins to travel from Aba to Port-Harcourt, and it is a straight road.
In practical terms, the time you will spend from Ikorodu to Ajah, someone has gone from Port-Harcourt to Aba and then back to Port-Harcourt.
I know people who live in Abia State and work in Rivers State.

Sometimes, it is best to research before you drop comments
Politics › Re: Governor Alex Otti Approves Feasibility Study For Proposed Abia Seaport by Elipsis: 8:51am On May 07
Oga Yarimo, food has landed. smiley smiley
Foreign Affairs › Re: Tanzanian National Brutally Attacked In Durban, South Africa by Elipsis:
It’s easy to point fingers at South Africans, but are we really any different?

With the general elections just months away, the familiar pattern is about to begin. Soon, the usual suspects will rise, threatening anyone who refuses to support their candidate. They will insist that Lagos is their ancestral homeland and tell others to “go back to your states.”

If you complain that Lagos is dirty, they will tell you to go to your state.

If you say that Lagos is no longer safe, they will threaten to pursue you to your state.

Ironically, many of these people do not even originate from Lagos.

We’ve seen it several times. Even traditional rulers have issued chilling threats, warning that those who don’t vote “correctly” could be cast into the Lagoon.

We’ve watched homes and businesses belonging to Igbos demolished, accompanied by intimidation and calls for them to leave. Sadly, they always have lots of supporters on Twitter and even here on Nairaland, encouraging these barbaric acts against their own fellow countrymen.

This pattern of hostility is not unique to South Africa. It is alive here too.
Politics › Re: FEC Approves Demolition, Reconstruction Of Lagos’ Carter Bridge by Elipsis: 10:03am On Mar 05
Macphenson:
Minister of Works, David Umahi, said the council also approved N5.6 billion to hire specialized engineering consultants for the design and cost assessment of the new bridge.

The kind of looting ongoing in this administration is unprecedented. imagine using #5.6 Billion for designing or a bridge and Bill of Quantity for the bridge. Wooo. Make Una fear Godooo.

I wonder how much they will now use for the proper construction
The usual e-bandits will soon come for you.

They will dig up one report from China and tell you how only the design for a bridge in Tokyo cost the government 1billion dollars.

They will remind you that the government is invested in building quality things that will last for 1 billion years.

If you tell them how that money alone would have been used to construct and renovate existing roads, they will label you an IPOB/ Obidient that doesn't want any good thing to happen in Nigeria.

Things we see on Nairaland grin
Travel › Re: Abia Goes Cashless For Green Shuttle Transport Buses (Photos) by Elipsis: 9:02am On Mar 03
autoez:
Lagos still leades, others follow
What about your own state? Why aren't you proud of your Kwara?
Politics › Re: No Law Compels Governor To Operate Only From Govt House — Governor Otti by Elipsis: 9:11am On Feb 02
yarimo:
no law yet the dubious governor is collecting house rent from government despite leaving in his private residence undecided
Lol. I knew you wouldn't disappoint!
Yarimo my man!!!
Politics › Re: No Law Compels Governor To Operate Only From Govt House — Governor Otti by Elipsis:
Yarimo, food has landed.
Come and comment quickly, so you'll meet your daily target
Politics › Re: For Once The Ruling APC Spoke The Truth By Calling Out Its Ministers- Paul Ibe by Elipsis: 9:31am On Jan 27
LabStores:
Everyone is just talking about 2027. We just entered 2026 o
We never even enjoy the year sef...
My brother, we never even finish January sef
Business › Re: FG Orders Banks, Fintechs To Remit VAT On Service Fees by Elipsis: 11:18am On Jan 15
Wouldn't this amount to double taxation?

Someone goes to a supermarket and pays VAT for the items purchased. He still pays another VAT for the money transferred to the supermarket for the same items.

Let's say the transaction is N10,000. The customer will be forced to pay VAT on goods, VAT on transfer, Bank Transfer charge, Stamp Duty charge ,and SMS alert fee!!!
Business › Re: 15% Tariff: Thank You For Choosing Nigerians Mr President - Rotimi Matthew by Elipsis: 12:08pm On Nov 19, 2025
Now that the 15% tarriff has been suspended, I wonder what Reno will have to say.

Dude has been posting non-stop on how the tarriff is the best thing to ever happen to Nigeria, and how the President should never halt such a "people-friendly" policy
Politics › Re: 31 US Lawmakers Back President Trump's Designation Of Nigeria, Urge Sanction by Elipsis: 4:26pm On Nov 06, 2025
Karlman:
Them go still blame Igbos
Them go still blame Peter Obi
Them go still blame the victims of Fulani herdsmen killings
Them go still blame Obidients

By the way, where is Reno Omokri? The man in charge of abusing Peter Obi, dude has gone deaf since the US President open Nigerian matter chapter?
Reno omokri need to tell the world how Peter Obi invited Donald Trump to Nigeria.
My brother, it will surprise you to know that Reno actually did say that Peter Obi was the one who invited Trump. Laughter nearly finished me when I read his post on Twitter

Reno na serious case grin
Politics › Re: 31 US Lawmakers Back President Trump's Designation Of Nigeria, Urge Sanction by Elipsis: 4:04pm On Nov 06, 2025
International issues are not handled with local propaganda; they require diplomacy.

The government’s first response was to rely on propaganda. Rather than taking responsibility, they pointed fingers at everyone else from Peter Obi, PDP, Obidients, IPOB, and even blamed Christians. Yet, despite overwhelming evidence, there has been no accountability.

For Trump to act on such matters, he would have relied on multiple reports from the CIA and FBI. Our government, however, chose instead to enlist Reno and other social media influencers to spread falsehoods.

I wonder if his advisers seriously believe that Trump is watching TVC News or scrolling through Nairaland and Twitter reading comments from helinues and co?

This isn't local politics

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