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Crime › Re: Enigma Laduchess: "AliBaba's Cousin Raped Me" by Elipsis:
Damn! See firm, fresh boobs! :oo
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: PwC Nigeria 2016 Graduate Recruitment by Elipsis: 3:31pm On Feb 24, 2016
Just took the Verbal test. Wasn't so difficult because I had been practicing before now... but the time limit was just too freaking short.

Was in Question 25 when I realized I had only a minute to go. Had to guess the remaining 5 answers. Definitely cant do the numerical test today. I need to seriously practice tonight.

Goodluck guys
Politics › Re: Abia Governorship Election Supreme Court Hearing & Possible Judgment by Elipsis: 12:28am On Feb 04, 2016
MaziOmenuko:
Say goodbye to your dckkk.

Orijin dilates ur dckk arteries faster than you can imagine.
U just made me realize dat i started having issues when I switched my brand to Orijin. Thot it was probably stress or something.
R u serious with what you just said? Please enlighten us and save a life (s).
Food › Re: Fattened Chicken Can Cause Food Poisoning, Infections –experts by Elipsis: 1:06pm On Dec 24, 2015
In summary, local chicken is better than Agric fowl.

Street has taken over grin
Business › Re: Oando Kano Selling Fuel In Polythene Bags by Elipsis: 1:29pm On Dec 11, 2015
SkyBound:
Before you call me an illietarate or a tout, make sure you read through and confirm if am an illiterate or not. Because most of you who are senseless on this forum usually think that anyone that supports Biafra is jobless. FYI, I can feed most of your families... Quote me anywhere!

I have never felt this slighted. Seun, U are a morron and an Idiott. I really used to hold you in high esteem. But never knew that your imbecility screams to the high heavens! So people shouldnt air their views on Nairaland again? Because of what? They signed up on an idiottic website like yours? Who do you think you are phooling? You feel you can update Nairaland rules anytime you like and at random without due consultation? When you wanted to ban begging on Nairaland, I thought you threw it open for discussion? SEUN, USU RAKWA OTU NNEI... OTORO GBAGBUKWA EZI NA ULO GI THERE! IF I HAD MY HANDS AROUND YOUR NECK RIGHT NOW, I WILL SQUEEZE IT 360 DEGREES TILL THERE IS NO DROP OF BREATH IN YOUR MISERABLE, MODAFUCCKING LIFE! You have prolly collected money from the government to muzzle out peoples freedom of expression!

How stuppid can this Yoruba man be?
Go through my posts! You will notice that I am not an IPOB member nor a Biafran supporter. I am rather a Biafran apologist because I believe in peoples right to self determination. Seun, You cannot kill the Biafran idelogy. It is bigger than you and the whole Yoruba race. It is bigger than Nigeria.

I REMEMBER VIVIDLY WHEN A BASTARD CALLED ABAGWORO WAS ADVISING AGAINST BIAFRA! Rather than call the Igbos on Nairaland to the table and give them valid reasons why Biafra may not go well as they are thinking, the Idiott was saying that federal troops will throw cluster bombs on AWADA! I WAS LIKE WTF? Cluster bombs on Awada and Onitsha? And we will be watching them right? I now quoted him anld him he is a phool. I told him that one cluster bomb in any part of Igboland, I WILL PERSONALLY WEAR A VEST TO ANY PART OF NIGERIA OF MY CHOICE! BAM! I WAS BANNED! BUT A MORRON WHO THREATHENED THE WHOLE IGBOLAND WITH CLUSTER BOMBS WAS LEFT TO ROAM THE STREETS OF NAIRALAND LIKE A RABID DOG!

Seun, let me be clear with you; THIS YOUR SINGULAR RULE WILL COST YOU AND NIGERIA MORE THAN YOU KNOW. YOU WILL FOREVER REGRET THIS DECISION. FOR STARTERS, I AM NOW A FULL BIAFRAN SUPPORTER. BEFORE, I WAS ONLY OBSERVING FROM THE SIDELINES! I WILL NOW CONTRIBUTE IMMENSELY TO THIS BIAFRAN PROJECT. ONCE I REACH SPAIN, I WILL LIASE WITH ANY IPOB GROUP THERE AND SUPPORT THEM. I SWEAR ON MY LIFE, I OWE IPOB AND BIAFRA ACTUALIZATION 5,000 EUROS IN SUPPORT. I am an Igbo man from Anambra and should war break out today, I will be in full support of the Biafran army. I will dedicate all my reources, energy, intellect, wisdom and money to the actualization of Biafra and the defeat of the Nigerian state.

Seun, you are so stewpid and so morronic! Why the hell are people afraid of you? Are you God? Do you feed me? Do you feed the Igbo nation? Are you even aware that majority of your advertisers are Igbos? Are you aware that full time registered members of Nairaland are Anambra people? Do you know how much you hurt us witH this betrayal? Why couldn't you remain neutral to the Biafran issue? At least, I believe that therre are sane and logical threads on why Igbos should support Biafra! I expected you and your phucking moderators to ban only those who promote hate and bigotry. But as you have proved, you are against Biafra and the Igbo dreams!

Seun if you are not a goat, you must have noticed that prolly before the Scottish referendum, Scots do go to British forums and promote the ideology of Scottish Independence! Nobody banned! Google is your friend.. So do your modafuccking research. All these Nairaland wars between the Igbos and the Yorubas is also evident between the Scots online and the Brits online.... They diss each other also!

I thought you were different? You have shown that you are a dictator and God knows that I am very violent and hateful to dictators. I am a humanist. I want you to ban me. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A BASTTARD! YOUR FATHER, MOTHER AND WHOLE FAMILY ARE BASTARDDS TOO! OMO ALE JATI JATI! Infact, no need for this! As the moderator for Nairaland, you must have noticed that I have already sent a deactiavation mail to my email address. Once my colleague comes back and I get the flash drive where the password to my email is, I will deactivate. As am deactvating as a former friend of Nairaland, I want to tell you that I am coming back as strong enemy of Nairaland. I will spam Nairaland and frustrate your business!

I want to use this opportunity to call on the Igbo people who were in support or neutral to the Biafran issue to support a cyber warfare against Nairaland. If you can hack this website and take it offline, I will pay you handsomely.

I CALL ON ALL IGBO ENGINEERS TO TAKE THIS WEBSITE DOWN. IF YOU ARE NOT A HACKER, JUST SIGN UP MANY ACCOUNTS AS AM GOING TO DO. GOOGLE WEBSITES WHERE YOU CAN CREATE FREE MAILS IN 10 SECONDS.... USE THEM TO SIGN UP THOUSANDS OF ACCOUNTS... SPAM EVERY SECTION OF NAIRALAND AND MAKE SURE ALL BIAFRAN PAGES AND FLAGS ARE THE FIRST ON EVERY SECTION! DEDICATE YOUR TIME AND ENERGY TO THIS PROJECT. LET US SHOW SEUN WHAT WE CAN DO WHEN YOU COME AGAINST THE IGBO SPIRIT!
IF YOU WERE AN ADVERTISER, BOYCOTT NAIRALAND! [/b]DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO MAKE SURE NO MONEY FROM THE POCKET OF AN IGBO MAN ENTERS SEUN’S POCKETS AGAIN!
[b]
IF YOU ARE AN IGBO COMPUTER SCIENTIST, PLEASE DO WELL TO CREATE A FORUM AND WEBISTE THAT IS MORE UNIQUE AND SPECIAL THAN NAIRALAND... PROMOTE IT AND WE SHALL BE THERE TO SUPPORT YOU. BE SMART AND CREATE ONE NOW THAT MAJORITY OF IGBOS WHO ARE HURT WILL COME TO.



Seun I can assure you of one thing... By 2070, you are already a dead man. Same with me too. So, if we are all going to die one day, why should I be afraid to die for Biafra?
So that my Children will be free? If am still going to die one day because am not assured of tomorrow especially in a useless nation like Nigeria, why should I be afraid of you banning me on a useless website like yours? Have I ever begged you for money before? THIS USELESS COUNTRY WAS BROUGHT TOGETHER BY WAR! SO, IF IT SEPARATES BY WAR, I DONT THINK ITS WRONG!

Well this is how we are going to do this shyt right now;

Phuck you SEUN

Phuck Nairaland

Phuck Nigeria

And if You want to be down with Nairaland and Seun, then Phuck you too.

All you Biafran haters, Phuck you too!

NgeneUkwenu, Beremx, Abagworo , Kachisbarbie... Phuck you too....

All you madafucckers on Nairaland that keep on insulting the Igbos, Phuck you all... Die slow modaffuckers!

May Hell and Heaven reject thy souls on the day you die miserable deaths..... BASTTARDS!

THATS THE MUCH I HATE YOU GUYS RIGHT NOW AND I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT WITH MY SUPPORT FOR BIAFRA, ITS GOING TO TAKE A WHOLE NEW DIMENSION NOW. YOU PEOPLE JUST WON IPOB A HARD CORE FAN!
Politics › Re: Photo: Caption This Bukola Saraki's "Support" Banner Displayed By His Supporters by Elipsis: 4:23pm On Sep 29, 2015
Propaganda, Propaganda

Notice how out of the crowd that came to support Saraki, these guys took pictures of only the grammatically incorrect posters.

He also selected only people putting on the traditional Igbo cap, to make it look like Saraki's supporters are mainly from the South East region.

Whereas in actual sense, an average Igbo man does not give a hoot as to whom the Senate President is, since the APC government has openly told us that we are 5% and should not think of holding any major position.

I wonder when this cheap propaganda by the amala - ewedu controlled media will cease. Its really sickening.
Politics › Re: See The Gift A Child Gave To President Buhari In Ghana Today(pics) by Elipsis: 5:06pm On Sep 07, 2015
pus97:
[size=28pt] sad

List of the Permanent representative of Nigeria to the United nation... they are all from their 26 states.

all football games played by Nigeria, are always in their 26 states.

some politician are illiterate. this is why some are fighting the truth, that is clearly to their face.

Igbo people for over 50 years are trying to leave Nigeria. While Osibanjo family are trying to join Nigeria for the last 50 years. Something in life , you cant change, you have to accept. When they say international lines.. Clearly the lack of exposure by African is responsible .

There is noway on earth, anyone can change the duke system in the country of western Nigeria. because it is different country from Nigeria.

In life we most accept what we cant change..

The people of Britain have accepted the truth facing them, that they cant change the Queen of Britain and they move on, but Osibanjo and his family have been fighting what they cant change.. while the Igbo people have been living in a mirage of leaving Nigeria.

the truth is bitter, but most be spoken.

how can anyone been talking of the country of western Nigeria joining Nigeria with bomb here and there. Nigeria only granted us citizen, does not mean , our country have disappear.

It is like USA granting Canadian citizen.. does that make Canada disappear, NO. the country of the kingdom of western Nigeria is different from Nigeria. [/size]
Lwkmd
Politics › Re: See The Gift A Child Gave To President Buhari In Ghana Today(pics) by Elipsis: 5:06pm On Sep 07, 2015
pus97:
[size=28pt] sad

List of the Permanent representative of Nigeria to the United nation... they are all from their 26 states.

all football games played by Nigeria, are always in their 26 states.

some politician are illiterate. this is why some are fighting the truth, that is clearly to their face.

Igbo people for over 50 years are trying to leave Nigeria. While Osibanjo family are trying to join Nigeria for the last 50 years. Something in life , you cant change, you have to accept. When they say international lines.. Clearly the lack of exposure by African is responsible .

There is noway on earth, anyone can change the duke system in the country of western Nigeria. because it is different country from Nigeria.

In life we most accept what we cant change..

The people of Britain have accepted the truth facing them, that they cant change the Queen of Britain and they move on, but Osibanjo and his family have been fighting what they cant change.. while the Igbo people have been living in a mirage of leaving Nigeria.

the truth is bitter, but most be spoken.

how can anyone been talking of the country of western Nigeria joining Nigeria with bomb here and there. Nigeria only granted us citizen, does not mean , our country have disappear.

It is like USA granting Canadian citizen.. does that make Canada disappear, NO. the country of the kingdom of western Nigeria is different from Nigeria. [/size]
Politics › Re: Igbo Has Best Appointment Under Buhari – Keyamo by Elipsis: 1:42pm On Sep 07, 2015
They asked him about geopolitical zone, the idiot changed it to tribe.

Anyways, it was on this same forum I heard that people from Asaba aren't Igbos. I remember engaging with one Yoruba tout on this topic and the idiot insisted that Delta Igbos were actually Binis and not Igbos.
Can you imagine such madness!

A dirty, ewedu eating, egg-head slowpoke who hasnt left his village in Ijebu would come on Nairaland and claim mastery of the geography of Igbo land. I'm surprised that they have come round again to now agree that there are Igbos outside the Southeast.

Ive always said it, the Yorubas on Nairaland are the worst of their kind.

cc:sweetlemon, come and defend your kin.
Nairaland General › Re: 10 Nairalanders Behaviour In Political Discourse by Elipsis:
The tribal warlords.

This set of people see things from only a tribal perspective.
You'll start wondering why someone should just be so stup.id.

Eshinwaju, AshiwajuFoward, GstringAngela...bunch of morons
Culture › Re: Hero:king JAJA OF OPOBO Full Biography,history Battle With The British(pictures) by Elipsis: 12:03am On Jul 27, 2015
Nihilist:
It seems that, like your friend earlier, you lack comprehension skills.

What Blame did I place anywhere?

I only pointed that Jaja was solely protecting his interests when he squared up to the British, and not protecting the interest of his people.

Was there a hostile takeover? Yes.

Did I give him props for being a business man? Yes.

Was he a nationalist hero? No
I really don't get your argument. This is a man who grew from being a mere slave to a King. He then went ahead to establish his own Kingdom and named it himself. From the biography we just read, 14 out of the 18 houses in Bonny left their homes and followed him.

The guy didn't stop there. He established a successful business empire and controlled trade along the Imo River region. He built schools for his people that were at par with those in England.

He was so powerful that he even lent some of his soldiers to the British to fight the Ashanti people of Ghana. Tales of his deeds reached the Queen herself and she even recognized him personally for it!

Then most importantly, he was still able to stand up to the British government when he felt the existence of his people were threatened.

All these great feats for a mere slave boy! He may not be a hero to you, but to his people, he surely is one.
Culture › Re: Hero:king JAJA OF OPOBO Full Biography,history Battle With The British(pictures) by Elipsis:
duni04:
I stopped reading after I saw he was born in IMO. This piece is a blatant distortion of history by those South eastern fanatics that always want to ascribe all the glory in Nigeria to themselves. Jaja of opobo was an indigen of one of the delta tribes. Any attempt by our "Nigeria Jews" to selfishly distort history will be flatly resisted.
Dude, what really is your problem? You can research about King Jaja and you'll be surprised. Google is your friend bro.

It amazes me how much ignorance and stupidity is displayed on this forum. King Jaja was an Igbo man. Till date, they still speak Igbo in Opobo, although not the central Igbo language. And an average Bonny man will also understand and speak Igbo too. Same with many other native tribes in Rivers state.

This is the same reason I get surprised when I see clueless people like you trying to create a wedge between the Igbo's and the people of the South South. For your information, there are many indigenous Igbos in the South South region.

The Igbo nation does not start and end in the South east alone, else it wouldn't have been regarded as a major Nigerian tribe.

Please get enlightened and stop sounding silly.
Politics › Re: CBN Governor Emefiele Hurriedly Leaves US After Buhari's Tongue-Lashing by Elipsis:
Watch and see as the APC goons flood this thread and call for the Governor's sack.

At this point, I wonder why no other news agency ever airs these stories. The original story that he was the one who invited Ovie was also only reported by them.

Is it that Sahara reporters are the only persons with 'sources' close to the President? They claim to know every thing that happens within the Presidency.

Any reasonable person will know that this news is clearly fake...but then, the APC goons on Nairaland aren't reasonable.

So, let the bashing begin
Politics › Re: Remembering Kudirat Abiola, 19 Years After Her Assassination (pictures) by Elipsis: 9:33pm On Jun 04, 2015
superior1:
And that yeye ogogoro man Jona released her killer from jail
And yet again, the blame goes to Jonathan who had no role in her death!

Not even a mention of the Northerners that killed both her and her husband!

Typical Yoruba comment

Btw, I don't even see why Kudirat should be celebrated in the first place. What role did she play in our nation? huh
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: See The Letter This Person Wrote To Quit His Job by Elipsis: 11:42pm On Jun 03, 2015
Wow. This sounds almost like my job!

And I also resigned today because of all the reasons you listed!

And I've been working there since February too!

Op, are you me? shocked

Really strange.
Culture › Re: 10 Unbelievable But True Facts About Nigeria. by Elipsis: 2:52pm On May 26, 2015
Nice
Career › Re: When You're Being Paid For Doing Virtually Nothing: The Meaning? by Elipsis: 2:50pm On May 26, 2015
Ok
Politics › Re: Radio Biafra Hits Airwaves In Niger-delta by Elipsis: 9:29pm On May 14, 2015
There z no tribe called Niger Delta for Crissakes!

The Niger delta region is simply the oil producing region of the country and includes states like Abia, Rivers, Bayelsa, Akwaibom, Imo etc. Even Ondo state is part of the Niger delta region.

So basically, we have Igbos, Ibibios, Efiks, Ijaws and Yorubas as indigenous tribes in the Niger delta region.

So what exactly do you guys mean when u say ur Niger Deltans and not Igbos?

Too many kids on Nairaland.

All hail the land of the rising sun!
My beloved Biafra.
Politics › Re: Throwback Pictures Of Awolowo With His Helicopter by Elipsis: 4:44pm On May 10, 2015
Eshinwaju:
this is why I say,......this scourge called iboes must be dealt with..... grin..lies has become truth.....for dem....Awo suicidehuh Soon...another Achebe will write this in a book .......n .......twenty yrs from now....some suffering iboe boy selling gala in Ogbomosho ......will be arguing on 9raland that this is truehuh

Yoruba ronu......the inferiority complex n hatred is deep.... cheesy...let us start educating our brodas........iboe is bad news for anybody.....drugs..kidnapping....fake medicine......prostitution.....racketeering........armed robbery......dirtiness.......greed.....wrong values......murderers.....cheating.....etc...this is their speciality..... angry
Typical mango head comment!

You fools never disappoint.
Education › Re: Noble Laureate, Wole Soyinka Leads Candidates For Oxford's Professor Of Poetry. by Elipsis: 10:26pm On May 09, 2015
Goodluck
Politics › Re: Victor Eni Won Borough Council Seat, UK Election 2015(pic) by Elipsis: 10:13pm On May 09, 2015
Where are my mango head brothers from the South West?

Many mango heads will have heart attack this night. grin

Igbos taking over the world!
Politics › Re: Nigerians Running For British Parliamentary Seats by Elipsis: 8:44pm On May 07, 2015
Ofe manu tribal bigots came to this thread expecting to see their kinsmen.

Now they are shouting that these people are not Nigerians, despite seeing their full native names.

Had it been it was about a crime, they would suddenly be Igbos and this thread would have reached its 20th page.

The Yorubas on Nairaland are the worst of their kind!
Crime › Re: Alarming Confession Of Nanny Who Kidnapped Orekoya Children 16/04/15 (video) by Elipsis: 7:28pm On Apr 16, 2015
If she were Igbo, this thread would have been on its 8th page by now.
Politics › Re: Two Nigeria Police Fighting (Video & Pictures ) by Elipsis: 10:01am On Mar 14, 2015
ellechrystal:
Sometimes we need to leave d govt out of our personal characters, imagine d fight in public,, it has a lot to do with who they truly r n how they were raised, this has nothing to do with d govt.
Some times u hear ppl blaming d govt for their own personal failures, we Ve suddenly forgotten that life is generally full if challenges b it in a good economy or not.
Ppl Ve their own demons to deal with.
This is d height of irresponsibility, n I can imagine the kind if generation these two will raise.
Each an everyone of our character exhibitions has a lot to do with upbringing, b it a politician or a normal working citizen.
I rest my case
Well said. Its high time people begin to take responsibility for their actions.

Btw, you r rily beautiful. smiley
Crime › Re: Loverboy Shoots Couple Over Failed Relationship With The Lady by Elipsis: 7:06pm On Feb 02, 2015
That guy is a hearless mofo!

Just imagine the innocent people who were killed or wounded simply because the mad man couldn't control his rage.

On the other hand, this should serve as a warning to ladies. Don't go dumping your bf's because one Yankee based guy with fake accent, who's probably pushing drugs comes to your life.

Imagine throwing an 8 years relationship away for someone she probably barely knew.

I'm so pissed right now.

RIP to the dead.
Romance › Re: Single Lady Wants Married Women To Know Why They Date Their Husbands by Elipsis: 10:18am On Feb 02, 2015
Freecocoa darling, wat's ur take on this?
Education › Re: They Should Cancel The Art Class In Our Secondary Schools! by Elipsis: 7:37pm On Nov 13, 2014
Wat's with all these 'law bashing' threads hitting frontpage today?
Career › Re: Most Ridiculed And Rubbished Professions In Nigeria by Elipsis:
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