₦airaland Forum

IprintMONEY:
may thunder fire your papa and your entire poverty stricken generation. u and ur entire generation will die in poverty

Lol. Nairaland gangster. Little boy, go and sit down. Life isn't that deep.

Very soon, we will be inundated with news of Tinubu. They will sell him to be the best thing after akara and bread.

We will hear how he made the world a better place, how he single handedly stopped corona virus, how he healed the sick, how he raised the dead, how he turned water into wine.

Anybody with a contrary opinion, no matter how intelligent that opinion is, will either be labelled a flat head, an IPOB, a PDP or a wailer.

Several organizations will be established to praise Tinubu and tarnish the image of any person in the opposition.

Topics upon topics will be pushed to frontpage for Nairaland e-warriors to battle.

Eventually, it will degenerate to an Igbo versus Yoruba war...even if the major contenders might be from the North.

We've seen it all before.

Is it not Nairaland again?

IprintMONEY:
that is the real price of that sanitizer/ he should sit his peasant ass down

Says a wannabe who doesn't have up to N50,000 in his account. Nairaland big boy.

solmus:




Lagos too fine abeg

Bola Ahmed Tinubu 2023



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You people have started again. Did they swear for us in this country?

vince96w2:
and when the meet genuine ones they would be like, i can't cook,let him employ a cook. I can't do chores,let him employ a maid. I can't take care of kids,let him employ nanny. I can't give birth, let him employ baby mama. I can't have sex, let him employ prostitute.
My sister stay single.

This is the funniest comment I've read in a long time! lol

Holuwaxheun:
We are in the same shoes. I left home as early as 4:30am from Sango Ota for office (Oniru VI) this morning. After spending almost an hour at Obalende, I got a bus to Sandfil for N400 (on a norms, its N200), and had to trek to office. I got to office around 9:30am, but I can tell u, I am very tired from the road stress. Na just to get hot coffee baba

4:30am - 9:30am!

Wow!!

It is well with you guys.

How can a sane person criticize this move?
Well done Pastor Adeboye!

interesting

karma

Kestolove:
Dem for just fucq her toto leave her, watin dem gain with dix now?

You come online making silly, insensitive comments to get likes from people as useless as you.

You are a very big fool.

dominique:
Yes let's blame the victim for allowing herself get raped and killed in bee own apartment. Do you people think at all before rushing to make this kind of senseless comments?

I just tire . Someone was raped and killed in her apartment and she still gets blamed!

And this silly poster has a mother, has sisters and even possibly has a girlfriend or wife.

A1kennedy:
Why not advice women to stop dressing like prostitutes. if you go into any campus now in Nigeria, it like every female students are prostitutes. hardly will you see them dress properly, if you manage to see one, she might be a lecturer.

It amazes me when I see my fellow men making this comment. Nothing whatsoever justifies rape.

Meanwhile, someone was raped and stabbed in her room and you're still here being extremely insensitive. What if this was your sister?

nextdoor84:
You outsiders will never understand the politics going on in Rivers state! He was referring to those who say its their turn to rule Rivers; won't mention names. He also made a political statement that implies that power will still remain in Igboid Rivers.
Useless OP, leave the Igbos out of this!
Igbos are our big brother and so shall it be forever.
Meka!!

My brother, the thing tire me. Wike is talking about something totally different and Naiaralanders who have never even been to Rivers State, and dont understand the state's politics are dragging Igbo gist inside.
Meka sir

blendz4real:
Greetings everyone,
Please I would love to get good counsel. My Honda baby boy check engine light started blinking (sometimes blinks & sometimes steady) on the dashboard. I changed engine oil even though it wasn't due and even after changing it's still blinking.
1. Is it possible the light would pop up because of electrical fault?
2. Are there other factors that could trigger the check engine indicator to come up.
Anticipating positive response.

Mine is now permanently on. I've given up already. You can check with your electrician, most likely an electrical fault.

darelar:
Like I said before, Go and change your gear sensor the big one and check the work. I bought mine at 4k in Bayelsa.

Thanks boss

DissTroy:
Screw Sowore! His Sahara Reporters was used as a weapon and medium to shoot darts of hate and propaganda serum into the Nigerian polity during GEJ's era. On the eve of the 2015 Presidential Election, I created a thread with a now-inactive moniker of mine and I can recall the names of the Nairalanders who slept and mocked on that thread for days on end. I can remember the monikers (including Rilwayne001) who kept posting every conceivable lie and propaganda against GEJ, and always made front page, the obvious lies regardless.

I can remember how those in the APC cheered Sowore on and how Sahara Reporters was a mainstay on the Nairaland front page with all the lies. I can remember how threads of Twitter screenshots by Kayode Ogundamosi and Japheth Omojuwa made the rounds on Nairaland and they were always pushed to the front page. I can remember how Mynd4-4 was used to hound and ban those who were against Buhari leading up to the 2015 elections. I have screenshots saved.

Screw Sowore! Screw anybody who has a turnaround and doesn't continue feeding the Frankenstein Monster they supported and pushed into Aso Rock.

You're very correct bro. I also remember

See Don Jazzy's agemate.
Whereas Don Jazzy is claiming 37!

luvinhubby:
Get a good gear electrician, it can be rectified

I found one. He's charging me 25k for the work. Said he'd do a computer analysis or something

I feel I'm being duped.

What do you think could be the problem?

My car doesn't enter into the Reverse gear when the engine is hot. All other gears work perfectly well.
What could be the reason?

Op don't mind some of the jokers commenting.

With your budget, I advice you go for any of these:

1. Lexus RX300

2. Honda CRV - 2005 model

3. Toyota Rav 4

4. Toyota Highlander

I have no abroad story to share. Patiently waiting for God to pick up my calls.

I do have a Nigerian story to share to those abroad though.

There is no peace. There are no jobs. There is no food. There is no electricity. There isn't potable water. There are no good roads.
Police can pick you up at anytime of the day and label you a yahoo boy, and you end up spending years in prison...that's if they dont kill you first.
Everyday, the government thinks of new ways to tax the citizens.
We have a President who doesn't care.
We have a helpless Vice President. Our lawmakers only care about girls with big booty.
The courts, which should be the last hope are now the worst! Massive corruption has killed the judiciary.
The youths are confused. All they do is to argue on social media.
Tribalism and nepotism are the other of the day.

And of course, we have "Village People" that will hate you for no reason.

Nigeria has badly messed up our minds, we now glorify suffering.

Bottom line: If you are abroad and thinking of coming back, don't bother.

These ladies are hottttttt!

mindtricks:
We pray God forbid.

Amen bro

So, if i go to a supermarket to buy goods worth N1,000, i'll pay N50 for Stamp Duty, pay N4 for SMS Alert and still pay N52 for inter-bank transactions charges.

If i go to 5 supermarkets in a day, ill still pay all these things again!

Minimum wage has not been implemented. VAT has increased to 7.5%, Cost of rice and other food crops has skyrocketed. Toll gates will soon be introduced across federal roads. NEPA/PHCN has increased their tariff. Even to get National ID in your own country, you'll pay N5,000.

Borders are still closed, other ECOWAS countries are now planning on waging economic sabotage on Nigeria.

No good roads, no water, no light, no security, no jobs.

By the time Buhari is done with us, Somalia will be better than Nigeria.

akinjojo1234:
So a flyover is what a governor should be flagging off in this day and age and people are celebrating it?

I weak for this country sha

Are you serious? Even in developed countries, they celebrate the construction of meaningful projects.

We are not talking about digging boreholes or painting classrooms. We are talking about 3 flyovers located in very strategic areas of Port Harcourt, and you don't want people to celebrate it.

What exactly is your problem?

GISTM0RE:


See Photo Here => https://gistmore.com/tenants-decomposing-body-found-in-lagos-apartment

Why on earth will i want to see the decomposing body of another human being?

What is your problem?

mayor2013:
Replace starter motor

Let's know what your battery voltage is at rest and what your output voltage is when car is idling with no loads è.g AC, wipers, full light,radio etc. Also let's know output voltage when the vehicle is idling with all loads on

Big bros, please how can I get to find these details out i.e the output voltage etc. I am not really tech savvy.

Someone suggested it might be the battery terminals, so I called an electrician to change them. It's been two days now and the car hasn't done that again, though I'm still observing.

I never knew a thread like this existed!

I'm sorry if I'm asking a question that has already been answered previously, but I really need help.

I recently bought a Honda CRV, 2003 model and it's been one headache to another. I've not even been able to enjoy the car.

Recently, the car started having some issues to start. I'll turn the ignition severally and it won't even make a sound, talkess of starting...(you know how a car does when it's on D or R).

The mechanic I consulted checked it and said there's something wrong with the kickstarter. He had to loosen it and he discovered it was a problem with the solenoid or something.

I've changed the solenoid but the problem still persists. I'm at a loss on what to do now. Could it be another thing that's making the car behave like this? The annoying thing is that it doesn't happen every time.

I tried to start it when i called the last electrician and the car started one hand. It was now as if I didn't know what I saying. I also noticed that there's something draining the battery of the car. Could it still be related to the same kick starter problem?

Please tech gurus, help a brother out.