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PoliticsRe: Wike To Ikwerres, Let No One Intimidate You, we’re Not 2nd Class Citizens(video) by Elipsis: 12:51pm On Dec 09, 2019
nextdoor84:
You outsiders will never understand the politics going on in Rivers state! He was referring to those who say its their turn to rule Rivers; won't mention names. He also made a political statement that implies that power will still remain in Igboid Rivers.
Useless OP, leave the Igbos out of this!
Igbos are our big brother and so shall it be forever.
Meka!!
My brother, the thing tire me. Wike is talking about something totally different and Naiaralanders who have never even been to Rivers State, and dont understand the state's politics are dragging Igbo gist inside.
Meka sir
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by Elipsis: 10:54am On Dec 08, 2019
blendz4real:
Greetings everyone,
Please I would love to get good counsel. My Honda baby boy check engine light started blinking (sometimes blinks & sometimes steady) on the dashboard. I changed engine oil even though it wasn't due and even after changing it's still blinking.
1. Is it possible the light would pop up because of electrical fault?
2. Are there other factors that could trigger the check engine indicator to come up.
Anticipating positive response.
Mine is now permanently on. I've given up already. You can check with your electrician, most likely an electrical fault.
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by Elipsis: 10:53am On Dec 08, 2019
darelar:
Like I said before, Go and change your gear sensor the big one and check the work. I bought mine at 4k in Bayelsa.
Thanks boss
PoliticsRe: Omoyele Sowore Has Been Rearrested By DSS by Elipsis: 12:46pm On Dec 06, 2019
DissTroy:
Screw Sowore! His Sahara Reporters was used as a weapon and medium to shoot darts of hate and propaganda serum into the Nigerian polity during GEJ's era. On the eve of the 2015 Presidential Election, I created a thread with a now-inactive moniker of mine and I can recall the names of the Nairalanders who slept and mocked on that thread for days on end. I can remember the monikers (including Rilwayne001) who kept posting every conceivable lie and propaganda against GEJ, and always made front page, the obvious lies regardless.

I can remember how those in the APC cheered Sowore on and how Sahara Reporters was a mainstay on the Nairaland front page with all the lies. I can remember how threads of Twitter screenshots by Kayode Ogundamosi and Japheth Omojuwa made the rounds on Nairaland and they were always pushed to the front page. I can remember how Mynd4-4 was used to hound and ban those who were against Buhari leading up to the 2015 elections. I have screenshots saved.

Screw Sowore! Screw anybody who has a turnaround and doesn't continue feeding the Frankenstein Monster they supported and pushed into Aso Rock.
You're very correct bro. I also remember
CelebritiesRe: Pasuma Celebrates His 52nd Birthday With Cute Photo by Elipsis: 5:13pm On Nov 27, 2019
See Don Jazzy's agemate.
Whereas Don Jazzy is claiming 37!
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by Elipsis: 4:02pm On Nov 26, 2019
luvinhubby:
Get a good gear electrician, it can be rectified
I found one. He's charging me 25k for the work. Said he'd do a computer analysis or something

I feel I'm being duped.

What do you think could be the problem?
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by Elipsis: 8:34pm On Nov 17, 2019
My car doesn't enter into the Reverse gear when the engine is hot. All other gears work perfectly well.
What could be the reason?
Car TalkRe: Which SUV is Best For A Budget Of 1.4 Million? by Elipsis:
Op don't mind some of the jokers commenting.

With your budget, I advice you go for any of these:

1. Lexus RX300

2. Honda CRV - 2005 model

3. Toyota Rav 4

4. Toyota Highlander
TravelRe: Share Your Nigeria To Abroad Stories Here by Elipsis:
I have no abroad story to share. Patiently waiting for God to pick up my calls.

I do have a Nigerian story to share to those abroad though.

There is no peace. There are no jobs. There is no food. There is no electricity. There isn't potable water. There are no good roads.
Police can pick you up at anytime of the day and label you a yahoo boy, and you end up spending years in prison...that's if they dont kill you first.
Everyday, the government thinks of new ways to tax the citizens.
We have a President who doesn't care.
We have a helpless Vice President. Our lawmakers only care about girls with big booty.
The courts, which should be the last hope are now the worst! Massive corruption has killed the judiciary.
The youths are confused. All they do is to argue on social media.
Tribalism and nepotism are the other of the day.

And of course, we have "Village People" that will hate you for no reason.

Nigeria has badly messed up our minds, we now glorify suffering.

Bottom line: If you are abroad and thinking of coming back, don't bother.
FashionRe: Plus-Sized Nigerian Ladies Dance In Bikini As They Contest For Miss Body Of Art by Elipsis: 10:09am On Nov 08, 2019
These ladies are hottttttt!
BusinessRe: N50 Stamp Duties POS Charge Begins by Elipsis: 8:35am On Nov 01, 2019
mindtricks:
We pray God forbid.
Amen bro
BusinessRe: N50 Stamp Duties POS Charge Begins by Elipsis:
So, if i go to a supermarket to buy goods worth N1,000, i'll pay N50 for Stamp Duty, pay N4 for SMS Alert and still pay N52 for inter-bank transactions charges.

If i go to 5 supermarkets in a day, ill still pay all these things again!

Minimum wage has not been implemented. VAT has increased to 7.5%, Cost of rice and other food crops has skyrocketed. Toll gates will soon be introduced across federal roads. NEPA/PHCN has increased their tariff. Even to get National ID in your own country, you'll pay N5,000.

Borders are still closed, other ECOWAS countries are now planning on waging economic sabotage on Nigeria.

No good roads, no water, no light, no security, no jobs.

By the time Buhari is done with us, Somalia will be better than Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Governor Wike About To Flag Off Rumuokoro Flyover In Rivers State(pictures) by Elipsis: 10:19am On Oct 23, 2019
akinjojo1234:
So a flyover is what a governor should be flagging off in this day and age and people are celebrating it? undecided

I weak for this country sha undecided
Are you serious? Even in developed countries, they celebrate the construction of meaningful projects.

We are not talking about digging boreholes or painting classrooms. We are talking about 3 flyovers located in very strategic areas of Port Harcourt, and you don't want people to celebrate it.

What exactly is your problem?
CrimeRe: Tenant’s Decomposing Body Found In Lagos Apartment by Elipsis: 8:29am On Sep 06, 2019
GISTM0RE:
smiley

See Photo Here => https://gistmore.com/tenants-decomposing-body-found-in-lagos-apartment
Why on earth will i want to see the decomposing body of another human being?

What is your problem?
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by Elipsis: 6:43pm On Aug 02, 2018
mayor2013:
Replace starter motor

Let's know what your battery voltage is at rest and what your output voltage is when car is idling with no loads è.g AC, wipers, full light,radio etc. Also let's know output voltage when the vehicle is idling with all loads on
Big bros, please how can I get to find these details out i.e the output voltage etc. I am not really tech savvy.

Someone suggested it might be the battery terminals, so I called an electrician to change them. It's been two days now and the car hasn't done that again, though I'm still observing.
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by Elipsis: 10:05am On Jul 31, 2018
I never knew a thread like this existed!

I'm sorry if I'm asking a question that has already been answered previously, but I really need help.

I recently bought a Honda CRV, 2003 model and it's been one headache to another. I've not even been able to enjoy the car.

Recently, the car started having some issues to start. I'll turn the ignition severally and it won't even make a sound, talkess of starting...(you know how a car does when it's on D or R).

The mechanic I consulted checked it and said there's something wrong with the kickstarter. He had to loosen it and he discovered it was a problem with the solenoid or something.

I've changed the solenoid but the problem still persists. I'm at a loss on what to do now. Could it be another thing that's making the car behave like this? The annoying thing is that it doesn't happen every time.

I tried to start it when i called the last electrician and the car started one hand. It was now as if I didn't know what I saying. I also noticed that there's something draining the battery of the car. Could it still be related to the same kick starter problem?

Please tech gurus, help a brother out.
CrimeRe: Enigma Laduchess: "AliBaba's Cousin Raped Me" by Elipsis:
Damn! See firm, fresh boobs! :oo
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PwC Nigeria 2016 Graduate Recruitment by Elipsis: 3:31pm On Feb 24, 2016
Just took the Verbal test. Wasn't so difficult because I had been practicing before now... but the time limit was just too freaking short.

Was in Question 25 when I realized I had only a minute to go. Had to guess the remaining 5 answers. Definitely cant do the numerical test today. I need to seriously practice tonight.

Goodluck guys
PoliticsRe: Abia Governorship Election Supreme Court Hearing & Possible Judgment by Elipsis: 12:28am On Feb 04, 2016
MaziOmenuko:
Say goodbye to your dckkk.

Orijin dilates ur dckk arteries faster than you can imagine.
U just made me realize dat i started having issues when I switched my brand to Orijin. Thot it was probably stress or something.
R u serious with what you just said? Please enlighten us and save a life (s).
FoodRe: Fattened Chicken Can Cause Food Poisoning, Infections –experts by Elipsis: 1:06pm On Dec 24, 2015
In summary, local chicken is better than Agric fowl.

Street has taken over grin
BusinessRe: Oando Kano Selling Fuel In Polythene Bags by Elipsis: 1:29pm On Dec 11, 2015
SkyBound:
Before you call me an illietarate or a tout, make sure you read through and confirm if am an illiterate or not. Because most of you who are senseless on this forum usually think that anyone that supports Biafra is jobless. FYI, I can feed most of your families... Quote me anywhere!

I have never felt this slighted. Seun, U are a morron and an Idiott. I really used to hold you in high esteem. But never knew that your imbecility screams to the high heavens! So people shouldnt air their views on Nairaland again? Because of what? They signed up on an idiottic website like yours? Who do you think you are phooling? You feel you can update Nairaland rules anytime you like and at random without due consultation? When you wanted to ban begging on Nairaland, I thought you threw it open for discussion? SEUN, USU RAKWA OTU NNEI... OTORO GBAGBUKWA EZI NA ULO GI THERE! IF I HAD MY HANDS AROUND YOUR NECK RIGHT NOW, I WILL SQUEEZE IT 360 DEGREES TILL THERE IS NO DROP OF BREATH IN YOUR MISERABLE, MODAFUCCKING LIFE! You have prolly collected money from the government to muzzle out peoples freedom of expression!

How stuppid can this Yoruba man be?
Go through my posts! You will notice that I am not an IPOB member nor a Biafran supporter. I am rather a Biafran apologist because I believe in peoples right to self determination. Seun, You cannot kill the Biafran idelogy. It is bigger than you and the whole Yoruba race. It is bigger than Nigeria.

I REMEMBER VIVIDLY WHEN A BASTARD CALLED ABAGWORO WAS ADVISING AGAINST BIAFRA! Rather than call the Igbos on Nairaland to the table and give them valid reasons why Biafra may not go well as they are thinking, the Idiott was saying that federal troops will throw cluster bombs on AWADA! I WAS LIKE WTF? Cluster bombs on Awada and Onitsha? And we will be watching them right? I now quoted him anld him he is a phool. I told him that one cluster bomb in any part of Igboland, I WILL PERSONALLY WEAR A VEST TO ANY PART OF NIGERIA OF MY CHOICE! BAM! I WAS BANNED! BUT A MORRON WHO THREATHENED THE WHOLE IGBOLAND WITH CLUSTER BOMBS WAS LEFT TO ROAM THE STREETS OF NAIRALAND LIKE A RABID DOG!

Seun, let me be clear with you; THIS YOUR SINGULAR RULE WILL COST YOU AND NIGERIA MORE THAN YOU KNOW. YOU WILL FOREVER REGRET THIS DECISION. FOR STARTERS, I AM NOW A FULL BIAFRAN SUPPORTER. BEFORE, I WAS ONLY OBSERVING FROM THE SIDELINES! I WILL NOW CONTRIBUTE IMMENSELY TO THIS BIAFRAN PROJECT. ONCE I REACH SPAIN, I WILL LIASE WITH ANY IPOB GROUP THERE AND SUPPORT THEM. I SWEAR ON MY LIFE, I OWE IPOB AND BIAFRA ACTUALIZATION 5,000 EUROS IN SUPPORT. I am an Igbo man from Anambra and should war break out today, I will be in full support of the Biafran army. I will dedicate all my reources, energy, intellect, wisdom and money to the actualization of Biafra and the defeat of the Nigerian state.

Seun, you are so stewpid and so morronic! Why the hell are people afraid of you? Are you God? Do you feed me? Do you feed the Igbo nation? Are you even aware that majority of your advertisers are Igbos? Are you aware that full time registered members of Nairaland are Anambra people? Do you know how much you hurt us witH this betrayal? Why couldn't you remain neutral to the Biafran issue? At least, I believe that therre are sane and logical threads on why Igbos should support Biafra! I expected you and your phucking moderators to ban only those who promote hate and bigotry. But as you have proved, you are against Biafra and the Igbo dreams!

Seun if you are not a goat, you must have noticed that prolly before the Scottish referendum, Scots do go to British forums and promote the ideology of Scottish Independence! Nobody banned! Google is your friend.. So do your modafuccking research. All these Nairaland wars between the Igbos and the Yorubas is also evident between the Scots online and the Brits online.... They diss each other also!

I thought you were different? You have shown that you are a dictator and God knows that I am very violent and hateful to dictators. I am a humanist. I want you to ban me. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A BASTTARD! YOUR FATHER, MOTHER AND WHOLE FAMILY ARE BASTARDDS TOO! OMO ALE JATI JATI! Infact, no need for this! As the moderator for Nairaland, you must have noticed that I have already sent a deactiavation mail to my email address. Once my colleague comes back and I get the flash drive where the password to my email is, I will deactivate. As am deactvating as a former friend of Nairaland, I want to tell you that I am coming back as strong enemy of Nairaland. I will spam Nairaland and frustrate your business!

I want to use this opportunity to call on the Igbo people who were in support or neutral to the Biafran issue to support a cyber warfare against Nairaland. If you can hack this website and take it offline, I will pay you handsomely.

I CALL ON ALL IGBO ENGINEERS TO TAKE THIS WEBSITE DOWN. IF YOU ARE NOT A HACKER, JUST SIGN UP MANY ACCOUNTS AS AM GOING TO DO. GOOGLE WEBSITES WHERE YOU CAN CREATE FREE MAILS IN 10 SECONDS.... USE THEM TO SIGN UP THOUSANDS OF ACCOUNTS... SPAM EVERY SECTION OF NAIRALAND AND MAKE SURE ALL BIAFRAN PAGES AND FLAGS ARE THE FIRST ON EVERY SECTION! DEDICATE YOUR TIME AND ENERGY TO THIS PROJECT. LET US SHOW SEUN WHAT WE CAN DO WHEN YOU COME AGAINST THE IGBO SPIRIT!
IF YOU WERE AN ADVERTISER, BOYCOTT NAIRALAND! [/b]DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO MAKE SURE NO MONEY FROM THE POCKET OF AN IGBO MAN ENTERS SEUN’S POCKETS AGAIN!
[b]
IF YOU ARE AN IGBO COMPUTER SCIENTIST, PLEASE DO WELL TO CREATE A FORUM AND WEBISTE THAT IS MORE UNIQUE AND SPECIAL THAN NAIRALAND... PROMOTE IT AND WE SHALL BE THERE TO SUPPORT YOU. BE SMART AND CREATE ONE NOW THAT MAJORITY OF IGBOS WHO ARE HURT WILL COME TO.



Seun I can assure you of one thing... By 2070, you are already a dead man. Same with me too. So, if we are all going to die one day, why should I be afraid to die for Biafra?
So that my Children will be free? If am still going to die one day because am not assured of tomorrow especially in a useless nation like Nigeria, why should I be afraid of you banning me on a useless website like yours? Have I ever begged you for money before? THIS USELESS COUNTRY WAS BROUGHT TOGETHER BY WAR! SO, IF IT SEPARATES BY WAR, I DONT THINK ITS WRONG!

Well this is how we are going to do this shyt right now;

Phuck you SEUN

Phuck Nairaland

Phuck Nigeria

And if You want to be down with Nairaland and Seun, then Phuck you too.

All you Biafran haters, Phuck you too!

NgeneUkwenu, Beremx, Abagworo , Kachisbarbie... Phuck you too....

All you madafucckers on Nairaland that keep on insulting the Igbos, Phuck you all... Die slow modaffuckers!

May Hell and Heaven reject thy souls on the day you die miserable deaths..... BASTTARDS!

THATS THE MUCH I HATE YOU GUYS RIGHT NOW AND I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT WITH MY SUPPORT FOR BIAFRA, ITS GOING TO TAKE A WHOLE NEW DIMENSION NOW. YOU PEOPLE JUST WON IPOB A HARD CORE FAN!
PoliticsRe: Photo: Caption This Bukola Saraki's "Support" Banner Displayed By His Supporters by Elipsis: 4:23pm On Sep 29, 2015
Propaganda, Propaganda

Notice how out of the crowd that came to support Saraki, these guys took pictures of only the grammatically incorrect posters.

He also selected only people putting on the traditional Igbo cap, to make it look like Saraki's supporters are mainly from the South East region.

Whereas in actual sense, an average Igbo man does not give a hoot as to whom the Senate President is, since the APC government has openly told us that we are 5% and should not think of holding any major position.

I wonder when this cheap propaganda by the amala - ewedu controlled media will cease. Its really sickening.
PoliticsRe: See The Gift A Child Gave To President Buhari In Ghana Today(pics) by Elipsis: 5:06pm On Sep 07, 2015
pus97:
[size=28pt] sad

List of the Permanent representative of Nigeria to the United nation... they are all from their 26 states.

all football games played by Nigeria, are always in their 26 states.

some politician are illiterate. this is why some are fighting the truth, that is clearly to their face.

Igbo people for over 50 years are trying to leave Nigeria. While Osibanjo family are trying to join Nigeria for the last 50 years. Something in life , you cant change, you have to accept. When they say international lines.. Clearly the lack of exposure by African is responsible .

There is noway on earth, anyone can change the duke system in the country of western Nigeria. because it is different country from Nigeria.

In life we most accept what we cant change..

The people of Britain have accepted the truth facing them, that they cant change the Queen of Britain and they move on, but Osibanjo and his family have been fighting what they cant change.. while the Igbo people have been living in a mirage of leaving Nigeria.

the truth is bitter, but most be spoken.

how can anyone been talking of the country of western Nigeria joining Nigeria with bomb here and there. Nigeria only granted us citizen, does not mean , our country have disappear.

It is like USA granting Canadian citizen.. does that make Canada disappear, NO. the country of the kingdom of western Nigeria is different from Nigeria. [/size]
Lwkmd
PoliticsRe: See The Gift A Child Gave To President Buhari In Ghana Today(pics) by Elipsis: 5:06pm On Sep 07, 2015
pus97:
[size=28pt] sad

List of the Permanent representative of Nigeria to the United nation... they are all from their 26 states.

all football games played by Nigeria, are always in their 26 states.

some politician are illiterate. this is why some are fighting the truth, that is clearly to their face.

Igbo people for over 50 years are trying to leave Nigeria. While Osibanjo family are trying to join Nigeria for the last 50 years. Something in life , you cant change, you have to accept. When they say international lines.. Clearly the lack of exposure by African is responsible .

There is noway on earth, anyone can change the duke system in the country of western Nigeria. because it is different country from Nigeria.

In life we most accept what we cant change..

The people of Britain have accepted the truth facing them, that they cant change the Queen of Britain and they move on, but Osibanjo and his family have been fighting what they cant change.. while the Igbo people have been living in a mirage of leaving Nigeria.

the truth is bitter, but most be spoken.

how can anyone been talking of the country of western Nigeria joining Nigeria with bomb here and there. Nigeria only granted us citizen, does not mean , our country have disappear.

It is like USA granting Canadian citizen.. does that make Canada disappear, NO. the country of the kingdom of western Nigeria is different from Nigeria. [/size]
PoliticsRe: Igbo Has Best Appointment Under Buhari – Keyamo by Elipsis: 1:42pm On Sep 07, 2015
They asked him about geopolitical zone, the idiot changed it to tribe.

Anyways, it was on this same forum I heard that people from Asaba aren't Igbos. I remember engaging with one Yoruba tout on this topic and the idiot insisted that Delta Igbos were actually Binis and not Igbos.
Can you imagine such madness!

A dirty, ewedu eating, egg-head slowpoke who hasnt left his village in Ijebu would come on Nairaland and claim mastery of the geography of Igbo land. I'm surprised that they have come round again to now agree that there are Igbos outside the Southeast.

Ive always said it, the Yorubas on Nairaland are the worst of their kind.

cc:sweetlemon, come and defend your kin.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Nairalanders Behaviour In Political Discourse by Elipsis:
The tribal warlords.

This set of people see things from only a tribal perspective.
You'll start wondering why someone should just be so stup.id.

Eshinwaju, AshiwajuFoward, GstringAngela...bunch of morons
CultureRe: Hero:king JAJA OF OPOBO Full Biography,history Battle With The British(pictures) by Elipsis: 12:03am On Jul 27, 2015
Nihilist:
It seems that, like your friend earlier, you lack comprehension skills.

What Blame did I place anywhere?

I only pointed that Jaja was solely protecting his interests when he squared up to the British, and not protecting the interest of his people.

Was there a hostile takeover? Yes.

Did I give him props for being a business man? Yes.

Was he a nationalist hero? No
I really don't get your argument. This is a man who grew from being a mere slave to a King. He then went ahead to establish his own Kingdom and named it himself. From the biography we just read, 14 out of the 18 houses in Bonny left their homes and followed him.

The guy didn't stop there. He established a successful business empire and controlled trade along the Imo River region. He built schools for his people that were at par with those in England.

He was so powerful that he even lent some of his soldiers to the British to fight the Ashanti people of Ghana. Tales of his deeds reached the Queen herself and she even recognized him personally for it!

Then most importantly, he was still able to stand up to the British government when he felt the existence of his people were threatened.

All these great feats for a mere slave boy! He may not be a hero to you, but to his people, he surely is one.
CultureRe: Hero:king JAJA OF OPOBO Full Biography,history Battle With The British(pictures) by Elipsis:
duni04:
I stopped reading after I saw he was born in IMO. This piece is a blatant distortion of history by those South eastern fanatics that always want to ascribe all the glory in Nigeria to themselves. Jaja of opobo was an indigen of one of the delta tribes. Any attempt by our "Nigeria Jews" to selfishly distort history will be flatly resisted.
Dude, what really is your problem? You can research about King Jaja and you'll be surprised. Google is your friend bro.

It amazes me how much ignorance and stupidity is displayed on this forum. King Jaja was an Igbo man. Till date, they still speak Igbo in Opobo, although not the central Igbo language. And an average Bonny man will also understand and speak Igbo too. Same with many other native tribes in Rivers state.

This is the same reason I get surprised when I see clueless people like you trying to create a wedge between the Igbo's and the people of the South South. For your information, there are many indigenous Igbos in the South South region.

The Igbo nation does not start and end in the South east alone, else it wouldn't have been regarded as a major Nigerian tribe.

Please get enlightened and stop sounding silly.

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