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Computers › Re: Acer Mini Laptop For Sale by Elkay3: 12:44am On Dec 19, 2016

No pics. No price. No specifications. Thank you.

Romance › Re: Sandydayziz Is One Of The Prettiest Girls Anywhere In Nl by Elkay3: 10:56pm On Dec 18, 2016

Stuck since then?
Did I misread that or something like that?

...stuck?

Jokes Etc › Re: 25 Most Clever And Piercing Insults In History by Elkay3: 8:14pm On Dec 17, 2016

Lovely!!!!

Literature › Re: Broken Bottle by Elkay3: 8:01pm On Dec 17, 2016

SheWrites:
Babes thanks.

I have a lot of stories I have written with pen and paper.

Typing them is the issue. These kids are on hols. They follow follow me everywhere.

The sooner I type and edit another story, I will post it *winks*

Why not put these in prints? I mean everyday we get to see books with horrible plots and typos, from people who couldn't cook up an enchanting sentence, all over bookshops while you're hiding in your "cave". Why?

Politics › Re: FACT-CHECK: Senate Confirmation: How SSS Lied Against EFCC Boss, Magu by Elkay3: 2:50pm On Dec 17, 2016

Even without debunking such claims, we all ought to know their dirty side.

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Literature › Re: Broken Bottle by Elkay3: 2:45pm On Dec 17, 2016

Lemme jejely look for my lost friend some 15 years back (minus 15 how much of me is left?) and then profess my love to her!!!
I mean it's super lovely. You're a genius indeed!

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Christianity Etc › Re: To Celebrate Christmas Or Not-have U Thought About This? by Elkay3: 11:21am On Dec 17, 2016

I've read some not-so-nice things that occur at the Council of Nicaea, but that was an awful long time ago.

Travel › Re: Missing Passport!! by Elkay3: 11:09pm On Dec 16, 2016

I believe it will be 2017 down... if you have money, be quick about it Cus there's issue of increments in the price.
Same boat as you.

Literature › Re: Broken Bottle by Elkay3: 10:52pm On Dec 16, 2016

SheWrites:
@Elkay3... I write whenever they are asleep or watching cartoons.

Sometimes, I have to beg them in order to be able to type on the laptop.

Most times, I sneak to a quiet corner and write. But, once I am caught, I have to bail myself out by giving them pencils, biros and paper... Phew!

I have more time to write when they are in school, but, it's holiday season lol...

Why am I feeling like by your side there are two little laureates to replace Soyinka? I hope they have enough dosage of books?

Literature › Re: Broken Bottle by Elkay3: 11:26pm On Dec 15, 2016

SheWrites:
Yes love *winks* God blessed me with 2 lovely boys who are the combination of superman, batman plus captain america *smh* they are just 4 and 3yrs but the kind of activities they dive into, you will think a battalion lived with me.

That's really wow-ing!!!! And you could still put up a lovely story this much?

Travel › Re: Earth's Oldest Water Untouched For 2 Billion Years Holds Clue To Finding Aliens by Elkay3: 10:31pm On Dec 15, 2016

I laugh.... billion? Even in currency that's huge, talk less of summation of 24 hours!!!!

Christianity Etc › Re: Uyo Church Collapse: This Is How I Lost My Only Sister - Photos by Elkay3: 9:44am On Dec 15, 2016

StupidYorubaFool:
Na your fada or buhari flesh you go tear..
Ewu

Sometimes, it pays to watch a madman do the things he's good at. Please, continue, we're watching...

Christianity Etc › Re: Uyo Church Collapse: This Is How I Lost My Only Sister - Photos by Elkay3: 9:27pm On Dec 14, 2016

StupidYorubaFool:
keep your dirty and stupid mouth shut.
Useless zombie

As a "zombie", I can see your flesh is useless. Can't waste my teeth on it.

Nairaland General › Re: Can U Name A Car..that Can Hold To Its Market Price And Value In The Next 15 Yrs by Elkay3: 11:15am On Dec 14, 2016

Fifteen years? Please review this and look at the fancy flashy and futuristic cars that could be made in that span of time. And you said "these" would retain.... forget it.

Christianity Etc › Re: Uyo Church Collapse: This Is How I Lost My Only Sister - Photos by Elkay3: 11:09am On Dec 14, 2016

sirOrubebe:
My friend, are you a gauge?

FYI, I can type and stop whenever I want - it doesn't in any way affect your life.

Have you reached the full stop yet?

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Romance › Re: If You Haven't Done These 3 Things Then You Will Remain Poor by Elkay3: 10:50am On Dec 14, 2016

Does dis mean all who does diz are now rich?

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Education › Re: Ladies As Best Graduating Students In Nigeria University Now by Elkay3: 10:48am On Dec 14, 2016

You need a project on this?

Christianity Etc › Re: Uyo Church Collapse: This Is How I Lost My Only Sister - Photos by Elkay3: 10:47am On Dec 14, 2016

sirOrubebe:
RIP sist.

If it's possible for you to return to this world, vehemently, I mean strongly, I say, staunchly reject any attempt to make you come back as a Nigerian.

You should have stopped at the first full stop, just as I did now.

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Sports › Re: Super Falcons Are Currently Protesting The 8th Time At Abuja Streets (PICS) by Elkay3: 10:45am On Dec 14, 2016

What a country! What an NFF!!! What a shame!

Politics › Re: Photos From Zahra Buhari's Bridal Shower by Elkay3: 10:42am On Dec 14, 2016

Where's she? Or the he? What does dis pictures show sef?

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Celebrities › Re: Photo: King Sunny Ade’s Guitar Auctioned For N52m At His 70th Birthday by Elkay3: 9:58am On Dec 12, 2016

Many are mad. Few are roaming.

Celebrities › Re: Teelbilz Stole Tyrese Post On Ig!! by Elkay3: 9:43am On Dec 12, 2016

MuttleyLaff:
Tyrese's IG post is 4 days old,
whilst the other chap IG post is 3 days old
but he DID give the credit to Tyrese with #VoltronChairman -Tyrese
https://www.instagram.com/p/BNu0M2-AMME/?taken-by=tyrese
https://www.instagram.com/p/BNu4OMLh-BX/?taken-by=teebillz323&hl=en

Thanks a lot, for the enlightenment.

Celebrities › Re: Teelbilz Stole Tyrese Post On Ig!! by Elkay3: 10:45pm On Dec 11, 2016

Lemme just dis unnecessary debate for once.

How do I know who stole from who? Evidence please.

Webmasters › Re: I Want To Start A Blog. Can I Start Earning Within 6months? by Elkay3: 10:38pm On Dec 11, 2016

I'm not a Blogger, but I think if you make making money your number one priority, you would less likely make it.

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Food › Re: See The Number Of Edible Crocodiles Killed By A Man In Bayelsa(photos) by Elkay3: 12:35pm On Dec 11, 2016

Animal right group are coming for you!

Sports › Re: Furious NFF President Vows To Ban Super Falcons by Elkay3: 12:34pm On Dec 11, 2016

Unless Nigerians destroy that so-called Glass House, I doubt if football will ever reach a commendable point. Imagine this rubbish!!!!

Celebrities › Re: If Your Man Misbehaves, Sell His Ring And Chop His Money – Actress by Elkay3: 12:31pm On Dec 11, 2016

This, would make some ladies miss an engagement opportunity. Play safe anyway.

Romance › Re: Arranged Marriage For My Sister by Elkay3: 12:27pm On Dec 11, 2016

UniQuegrACE:
lol, aint seeking husband
i'm on your side
let go husband hunting!!!

Husbands haven't become some sort of Fox that needed to be hunted down. You never can tell how many are viewing this thread, silently.

*earlier* if it you then thumps up!

Politics › Re: Flash:An Iron Shade Fell 4rm Up & Smashed Windshield Of Gov Udom's Wife's Car by Elkay3: 12:23pm On Dec 11, 2016

EgusiSoup:
This APC Government lead by the dullard cannot guaranty the security of lives and prosperity of its citizens anymore.

I weep for Nigeria

It's kind of OK to hate to a little extent, but to THIS extent, it's way out of hand. Moderate it please.

Politics › Re: Flash:An Iron Shade Fell 4rm Up & Smashed Windshield Of Gov Udom's Wife's Car by Elkay3: 12:21pm On Dec 11, 2016

Where's d "smash" please? Y do people tell lies in broad daylight?

Sha, some people would just jump into d bandwagon without checking d truth or otherwise in it.

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