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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:21pm On Aug 27, 2015

freegaza:
[b][/b]BREAKING NEWS ALL ABU PCMs SHOULD CHECK THEIR NAMES ON THE UNIVERSITY OF MAIDUGURI DSA NOTICE BOARD... THANK YOU

#hands him two more wraps of premium Weed#

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:26am On Aug 27, 2015

majidyusuf:
this one Na imported weed oh, you go fit make money if I link you with the supplier, at a cost of 15 percent on gross earning, deal?

Nha, I will giv you 20% on first sales only, I can't keep pyn u 15% for life na

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:06am On Aug 27, 2015

majidyusuf:
I got a new supplier in town, straight from Benin

#Red. Eye#

I AM THE ONLY AUTHORISED WEED DEALER ON THIS THREAD

All weed must come tru me. No matter their state of origin, the next tym u boy weed on ur own, I will show u pepper.....BE WARNED

#biznes mindset, is the benin weed harsh, cn u be my supplier from Benin, cuz I dey forsee demands by nxt week

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:58am On Aug 27, 2015

Stancity, I just dey here dey look u since mrnin, shey because idon chse u witgun once n him u still dey fear to look me for face.....

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:52am On Aug 27, 2015

majidyusuf:
just link it with your Facebook account and voila it's done

I didn't. Sell u wEEd, how did u mnge to get. Dis High?

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:47am On Aug 27, 2015

Capital247:
boss where you put AAUA? anyway guys where on NYSC web can I navigate, to register

Tke it easssy, registrtion begins 8th of sept....dey enjoy ur approval first

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:45am On Aug 27, 2015

Olami90:
Hahahaha. Dats why I dey hail u na.u knw we were both online(alone) d day u dey do dat fin, I just no wan alter ur mission. I am thinking of breakin it soon .

I gat my eyes on U!

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:40am On Aug 27, 2015

Sanchez01:
You're something else. You're quite right though. Present 2015 graduates are not really distressed about B15 because most of them understand that those that may be mobilised have been on ground long before now.

That is not d case wit my skul, dere ar no left. Overs, so m relaxed, although just wish dey wld v. Uploaded in case of any complaints, cuz me no fit travel go Abuja oo

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:23am On Aug 27, 2015

Sanchez01:
Hahahahaha! So OAU shouldn't upload, abi? Funny you.

Well, I shouldn't be suprised, deirown list fot don dey ground since 2013, nd mt skul. Still released graduating lists two weeks ago

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:18am On Aug 27, 2015

Harinholar:
.....tenk God I see sum1 who understand ma style diz morning...anywaz mean no war...4 diz thread self d guy na ma padi...lolss.....Elmisti I sight u jorrr....

#sighted

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:17am On Aug 27, 2015

Sanchez01:
OAU is LIVE and OUT on the portal. Just checked mine

Cc
Gazaliah
Hilsocial

Oya, update

Cheesus, even OAU first my skul upload........#Down&OUT!

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:15am On Aug 27, 2015

sod09:

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:35am On Aug 27, 2015

Harinholar, this one u ar doin freestyle on the thred 2dai, oya taake cold water make. U cool down

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:33am On Aug 27, 2015

boboLIL:
Otondo is a botanical name given to corpers in camp by soldiers.....they call u otondo,white fowl etc....its like how lecturers call u student in school....

See as u de vibrate like 'I pass my neighbour gen'

I wonder how u will act if a soldier calls u otondo in camp.... U go tell am ''''ur fada abi ? I pity u dah day sha

By callin u otondo he is wishing u well oga

I wish my name go just comot mk I follow de ansa otondo..lol

Cc: rashdimuh

Tuskwakwakwa! Lol @VIBRATE........

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:02am On Aug 27, 2015

Timbuktu14:
u are rude Otondo is not offensive in anyway. They will call you that very well wen u get to camp. Enjoy

#class

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:48am On Aug 27, 2015

Harinholar:
...like I care!!!!!.....Lolsss...ur profile tells mi all....

The two of una don chop belleful abi

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:41am On Aug 27, 2015

dolafunmi:
Chai... everybody jes dey serious...

Lol, some people av even tryd using their nicknames on NYSC portal

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:39am On Aug 27, 2015

dolafunmi:
Elmisti.. hwdy

Am doing good and u babie?

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:01am On Aug 27, 2015

Good morrow err1

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:23am On Aug 27, 2015

naughtylagosguy:
Yeah. I heard that also. I've sent my details to him. Have you sent yours?

Yes I av

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:23pm On Aug 26, 2015

babatawa:
come u sure say NUC accredit that ur school?

NUC ko, NNPC ni

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:03pm On Aug 26, 2015

haywire1:
Kikikikikikikikikikkokokokokokakakakakakaka
Cc dss Cia Cid Efcc Icpc Fbi Mopo Soldier Opc Militant

Ahba, so na crime to tell u my intentions abi..........

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:03pm On Aug 26, 2015

haywire1:
Kikikikikikikikikikkokokokokokakakakakakaka
Cc dss Cia Cid Efcc Icpc Fbi Mopo Soldier Opc Militant

Ahba, so na crime to tell u my intentions abi..........

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:55pm On Aug 26, 2015

haywire1:
I knw say na Isis u go join last

#

Kwakwakwakwakwa.........I MUST SERVE THIS YEAR, if Nigeria no gree make I serve am, I go serve intellectual Jihad purpose, if Isis issue me certificate, u know level wey I go take am enta for Boko ni? I fit enta as associate prof.

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:52pm On Aug 26, 2015

Neduzze5:
Nah, 700 na just price. We usually settle at 500 or 300 naira.

Canter football ke? University undergraduates??

Hian!! Are they moving forward or backwards?

Na when I dey primary school nahim I play am last.

Our own self na modified version. We dey cover the canter with paper come write names of players ontop them.

Although I can't remember vividly that game, but since u do remember so much, brother u deserve to be kept in the national museum, abeg find me DG contact, he must take note of this

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:35pm On Aug 26, 2015

Physika:
Tuoyo ah nor enta evilforest oh sowi, ah mean to say ah nor enta farm today

Bur ah get paw-paw botanica name hayima d. toritela

U go chop?

*slices d pawpaw*

Abeg. Find me strng one

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:27pm On Aug 26, 2015

donxab:
Lol u get bad mouth

Na true I talk na

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:12pm On Aug 26, 2015

shawwal1:
Congratulations spark baba soooo haappy 4 u

NYSC here comes sparkbaba come stream 2 as the guy no wan stream 1 lol one mans food is anoda mans poison

Pop champagne!!!

Na people like u go giv una neburs HBP, aftr now una go talk say aiye dey follow una, d oluwos of the thread nova see dier name. U na dey celebrate......But me I no wish una bad.....#hands him one bowl, fill it wit champagne....peeeeesika physika oooooo, come and put corn on fire ooo!

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:09pm On Aug 26, 2015

IamDeji:
Yeye!!! Partner in crime!! U dey hand person weed!!! Weed!!!! Igbooh!!! Ah!! Na wetin u wan dey do 4 camp be dz abi!! Yeye!!!

A friend in nEED is a friend u wEED

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:07pm On Aug 26, 2015

Neduzze5:
And by the way, make una no vex sha. E get one mumu question way I wan ask.

Na so ah just dey see PCM up and down for here. I jus wan ask ooh.... Abeg enh, meeting that PCM mean?

Professional criminals movement

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:06pm On Aug 26, 2015

donxab:
#collects it n mixes it with thyme! Baba I haf tired! I haf remix my matric number tire! I comot the slash, comot the year, add forward slash,use the last 3 numbers on my jamb reg no. which kind combination n permutation i never do! But d site just dey look me like banana

Chill small, I no know wetin do my own skul wey be sayna fly dem dey always fly wit academic calendar, dem wn com slow my Mobilization calendar, if I no see m name by friday, this thread go know wetin dey sup

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:35pm On Aug 26, 2015

donxab:
**puffs weed into thread*red eyes*slow motion*
Days are going, like play play tomorrow na Thursday fa, anytime I check that http://portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc2/VerifySenateLists the thing no go even try load b4 e reply me with [No record found. Contact your school for verification of the approved list like say my fone internet na local host! Now next tomorrow na Friday b4 u know Monday n Friday again! Na that time e go begin clear say time free buh its priceless, to una wey don see una name congratz! To others, make we never loose hope, even on that 8th of sept. them fit upload am, yes na Naija we dey anything can happen!

#hands him 3 wraps of TROPICAL WEED,.......the server don sabi U, no vex d thing oooo, u knw wht computers can do when u piss dem off

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