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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:47pm On Aug 25, 2015
Aare2050:
EHEHEH! grin dat was den o
Ehne ehne
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:27pm On Aug 25, 2015
mekstaniac:
Lovely. My name is keeping me up. Soon as I see it, Im goin to bed
Shoooo! So u go do night vigil today untill u see ur name?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:25pm On Aug 25, 2015
ade23ola:
We abusite nid to b veri prayerful oooo, majority of d student we ar bin mobilize wit from other schools finished dis year. Imagine 95% of abu student who ar yet to b mobilize finish since last year october. I keep askin my self wat d pple in senate who ar in charge of mobilization av bin doin for d past six month in which til today, no mobilization list. Na wa ooo.... D sprit of backwardness wey dey affect abu, pray to God to remove it
Sister, all is well
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:19pm On Aug 25, 2015
mekstaniac:
Are you guys gon stay up here all night?
Yes, we av men of the nights watch that gaurd the thread @night, d last tym we left the thread unguarded, one boy bought a whole page to himslf....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:11pm On Aug 25, 2015
Aare2050:
zooming? how many mega pixel? physika rosting Corn? tins av change o
Bro, make u brace urslf wella ni o, na sara physika dey do so, me I kukuma like free tinz......juju no dey catch omo skul
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:06pm On Aug 25, 2015
donxab:
I mean home made corn n coconut, that kind corn wey dem dey roast with the cover!
No b that one wey dem dey roast for shoprite
Rara o, anytym we carry raw corn enter my awse, mumcy go just go hide kerosene, even detach. Gas cylinder sef.......so for best corn, I put my trust in every old woman on every T junction ( orita meta ) who start boiling around eleven till 2, under some kind hot fire wey be say u goget feeling say devil get hand for the corn
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:02pm On Aug 25, 2015
Aare2050:
d landlord is here
*grab mic*
*singing*
in egbe_elemu voice
i never see my name,
i no go shame.
i trust my school,
dem no be fool.
i go do my clearance soon,
b4 the moon.
oct'28, na em be d date,
if u still dey hate, u be under age.
if help me see allsmyles,
tell her i need some smyles.
if u want to mess,
try slap gazaliah.
if u want some correction,
u can try elmisti.
if u want red face,
woo dolarfunmi. grin
if u want whahala,
give nauthylagosguy a call.
if u want to blend,
visit hilsocial.
if u want some countdown, send xcozee to 2el.
if you want advocasy, call kbs468.
if u are tired of ur wife, call babatawa.
if u want to make a million overnite,
call hadasheeke.
if u need designer,
invite whizqueen.
anwser ur name o, answer ur name o. answer ur name in a PCM way....
*drops mic at the el dola event center*
going back to the left.
#picksmy shirt, enter my car....Zooming to the left...........peeesika! Physika ooooo! You av to restart another batch of corn!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:53pm On Aug 25, 2015
pweedyuz:
Pls what about UNN ?
My sister, if ur skul Isnot on his list, den dat means we av not heard, seen , smelled nor felt any of your colleagues who av seen their details uploaded...wch means chillax...

BTW, which one is ur favryt....vanilla or strawberry
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:51pm On Aug 25, 2015
donxab:
Am a prince nah undecided
I don't settle for less.
Buh u don chop maize with coconut b4? Am not sure, u for understand my angle!
Tah, #pack the words for u to eat it back


I neva wetinhuh??..........intensively boiled corn and coconut, com step am down with yogurt...........




Note, patronise old women, cuz d older dey ar, d longer the corn stays on fire and the soter the corn
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:48pm On Aug 25, 2015
donxab:
You have a point there! *ponders for a moment* L-A-U-T-E-C-H! and our registrar been do diploma there, let's rep them!
The best way to smoke is smoking in pairs, only God knows when those angels wey dey guide una reasoning go resume work....cuz I hear say one of dem don get asthma
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:42pm On Aug 25, 2015
ogasman:
#1319.
Guys rest pls
Tha shy not rest untill we hit the island of fulfillment
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:40pm On Aug 25, 2015
donxab:
Cut small for me abeg, coconut dey?
Na pple like u dey see free ride and still ask for AC......coconut ko, kolanut ni
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:31pm On Aug 25, 2015
Physika:
Am good in dt aspect wink Thinkin f MSc in cryptology cool
Btw, elmisti corn yaff done o cheesy
U ar one good man!




#may your blessing be abundant like that of zee maze harvest





#carry bucket
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:56pm On Aug 25, 2015
donxab:
What is this man saying? huh huh
Use ur inner ears to hear what the spirit is saying
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:41pm On Aug 25, 2015
Physika:
I dey cook corn o, botanica name zee-maize abi na karika fapaya.

Interested PCMs PM ur plates grin grin


Btw, where Stancity nw, if at all.. Grace us with ya presence ma electronic goon cool
Sharpaly empty my bathing bucket, bro abeg u go fit help me fill am, make I chop till evrbdy here see deir mago mago name
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:38pm On Aug 25, 2015
donxab:
We are not drunk! We are jossites!
The way u say that givz me an impresion that am supposed to know what u mean
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:17pm On Aug 25, 2015
donxab:
DID I EVER telled U I NEEDED A THIRD BALL? abi na cheese BALL una mean?
U can buy to use as spare na?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:16pm On Aug 25, 2015
donxab:
Farm fresh to get carton?
ARmynu. And donxab.......Una Hangover no be here oo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:14pm On Aug 25, 2015
donxab:
We suppose get guest house here fa! So that heat go reduce
EL DOLA hotel nd suites



Open 24/7
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:34pm On Aug 25, 2015
mekstaniac:
Oboi make RSUST upload names na. They breaking my balls mehn
How many. Balls do u av? Nd can I buy one for Donxab b4 RSusut break evrytn finish?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:00pm On Aug 25, 2015
elmisti:
UPDATED! Confirmed school tht hve uploaded on nysc portal!


Lautech

Yabatech


Caritas

Auchi poly


Fed poly ndeke


Uni miad
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:59pm On Aug 25, 2015
Gazaliah:
Wetin happenhuh
D guy apparently got mobilized with a jamb reg no that he is yet to obtain an admision status, na so I confuse
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:51pm On Aug 25, 2015
dolafunmi:
loooool.... this thread funny die.
Hey boo... one handful of wet weed for the mistakemaker.
Babe, bizness is moving so fast today........I even delivered to jamb.......am still waitn to sell to one interntionl student



Oya......all 9ja Pcms wey finish from cotonou, ghana, havard, southy, cambridge, ukraine...maake una fall in
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:48pm On Aug 25, 2015
elmisti:
UPDATED! Confirmed school tht hve uploaded on nysc portal!


Lautech


Fed poly ndeke

Salem Uni


Uni miad
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:47pm On Aug 25, 2015
Armynu:
You are so welcome.... And feel free in here... Elmisti give him some wet weed to welcome him aboard B15 PCM thread.
#done, buh d nigga nov tell us where hin go like serve na
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:45pm On Aug 25, 2015
Armynu:
Donxab.... I dey here since morning oh..... How person wan do na. As uj still dey negotiate price with vanguard as to how much dem go pay make dem announce say dem don upload names go nysc server na him I say make I help myself with some elmisti product... D strawberry get ginger pass d vanilla. D vanilla na for ladies... No worry bout winter... Me na confirm man of the night watch... Bro your guy gallant no shaking.
Request received nd processed
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:04pm On Aug 25, 2015
danpaul1:
Come o.. Na only oau students dey here? Wey my unizik students na?
Why dem no go plenty? Wen dem still get 1995 set wey neva go service? Beg leave dem ooo, dem fit com gatherbite u now
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:53pm On Aug 25, 2015
Neduzze5:
Yes, it's on the approved senate list posted in my school.
Now I don't know what to say...lemee reffer you to experts


Cc xcozee Aare2050 Donxab Gazaliah
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:51pm On Aug 25, 2015
Three Goals alredy today.......make wenger com buy me na!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:49pm On Aug 25, 2015
Armynu:
Elmisti abeg red weed dey? Donxab kunu/zobo still remain? I dey H
Open my waist purse.......#hands him 2 sachet of strawberry flavord weed..........


Guy no vex, my lighter Gas don finish, market dey move too fst cuz of this sente list wahala.......Donxb, crry matches come ooooo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:31pm On Aug 25, 2015
Neduzze5:
I was not given admission on Jamb website. That's the problem. So how can I rectify that.

Thanks for answering.
The normal procedure is through regularization, BTW, v u confirmed that your name and jamb number is on the approved senate list?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:25pm On Aug 25, 2015
Olami90:
Dis guy na werey I swear grin grin
I av known u to be one of d badtt guys on dis thread wey get bad mouth.
U no even send. Elmisti sef no too well(not too sure of d moniker ryt nw, buh frm Kwasu). Som guys still dey here too buh u're on d lead.
U suppose be "cause trouble"


I love ur controversial style coz me sef dey controversial cheesy

U guyz alwys light up my day in a way
Nobody is well my broda grin
Olami90:
Dis guy na werey I swear grin grin
I av known u to be one of d badtt guys on dis thread wey get bad mouth.
U no even send. Elmisti sef no too well(not too sure of d moniker ryt nw, buh frm Kwasu). Som guys still dey here too buh u're on d lead.
U suppose be "cause trouble"


I love ur controversial style coz me sef dey controversial cheesy

U guyz alwys light up my day in a way
Nobody is well my broda

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