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IamDeji:
This man is hiGH

Abeg let him lament

IamDeji:
This man is hiGH

Abeg let him lament

boboLIL:
its not neccesary.. All i want is my name on dah fukn senate list..not hia for boy/galfrnd game

Tuskwakwakwakw! All iz well bro

haywire1:
Where u find ur own reach??

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Nha, dere is no cause for alarm yet, if by friday I no see my name, I dey go syria b dat oooo!

boboLIL:
come, no dae use my condition chyk bae b4 i change am 4u

Buhahaha, me chyke.......guess u dnt knw who she is then

haywire1:
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Who carry my rain coat
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Na slEep dey do u abi, wey some PCMs don find their names go sambisa

IamDeji:
Great Ladoke!!! Am proud of you!!! Upfront anytym anyday...Na from our senate building we dey upload our own.

Una head dey dere

dolafunmi:
looooooooool... sure dude!

How iz it goin ova dere daurling

boboLIL:
madam u de sure? My hope don de pass height of a tower oh

Dolafunmi is one of the surest on this thread........nd she is my bae!

walad4yhu:
Not pasting Pre-mob list in skul b4 uploading to NYSC site is a big shiiit...Plenty errors in my institution and they are telling us to wait till the woman in charge is back from uploading in Abj b4 we can lodge our complaints...


This NYSC of a tin go give pesin hypertension ooo

So u mean to tell me that in this computer age, skulz r actually goin to Abj to upload list ni?

So unilorin and kwarapoly upload b4 my skul,,,,,,,,,,wen be say I dey do convocation unilorin neva start exam, not to talk of KP.......Kwasu yaff fall my hand

mistersle3m:
Should I be happy? Saw my name on the portal but my Name came before my saw name. Instead of Anaekwe Christopher it's Christopher anaekwe. Can't register because the name on senate list is different from Jamb record. Na who I offend abeg? Forgive and forget

Where your jigger name com day, bro, report to ur DSA, they will correct it

Kunle106:
chai, u dey vex ooo. way to go bro, u get mouth

No be play play matter

Kunle106:
I don't think it shd be an issue, I have my letter, and have confirm my name on nysc portal

I hve mine too, in pdf, jpeg, ms word, gif , png, ppt, format

boboLIL:
oga dah pikin go push u enta gutter oh...as u don old...no do gra gra wid young bloods

I will show u ti omode ba ni asho bi agba, ko le ni rag bi aagba.......waving my bante kikankikan.....
Aare2050 ooooooo!

Kunle106:
I checked mine too now and it's sayin no admission given yet,

Same here

boboLIL:
the same to u

See lekki pikin, wait dia make I go bring my baante....u go hear whheeeen!

boboLIL:
dis ur local slang pass me.....

Aare2050, omode o month ogun, onpe lefo, dis fuyis a gunner

Aare2050:
ohun a wi fogbo, logbo ngbo.
ohun a wi fogba, logba ngba.
oro ti okete ba bale so, nile ngbo.
kose kose bayi ni ti ilakose se.
se se se bayi ni won ke lalede ase.
ase ina, nina fi n mugi.
ase oorun loorun fi n ran. oro ti mo ba so ko se bee.
bobolil ko ro e pese
pese ni ro koko lagbala
ko ro o pese.
elmisti, dis will do, instead of d 70 injection

Mehn, u no mention efo (vegetable) buh na so d guy soft....d gods truly r creative....oya, transfer d guy to yaba

Aare2050:
morrow bro. igi ko ni da loko, ko pa ara ile. aja ko ni jin, ko pero odan. bi arigisegi ba segi, ori arare lo fi n ru u. owo ti ogede ba gbe, arare lo fi n na. bi elulu ba fa'jo, ori ara re lo fa le.
no evil shall befall us all this day. (amen)

Aashe!

Aare2050:
*GRABS HIM IN THE WAIST*
i done get u today.
elmisti come oh, he's here o. the yabaleft excapee, get beta rope o. hope the el dola clinic dey open. come quick o. i no fit hold am for long o. make e no enta market final final.

#pick up thick rope#

Rara o, my clinic can't contain him, buh make we chook am like 70 injection, he go sleep well and we go return am to wia he run from

GOod morrow err1

Physika:
hahahaha..
Nor worry, u cn always learn. We go gather put u through

I don hear

Physika:
Hahahaha..

U mean to say u go flash custom memory rom for d children head

Elmisti fear God na

Rememba say u sef get child

Brother, I sure say teaching no be my way currently, infact untill I get phd na hin I go consider am, plus I sure say I go need rejection letter, so if em ask me wetin I fit teach, my reply wilbe...."SIR, I will teach them nonsense"

babatawa:

Truth na bastard, d tin sabi hurt we'll wel

Physika:
Oh laaawd !!!

And na u dem go com post go one sec sch to teach o

Yeepa.. D student yaff suffer

Ah! Dem must not post me to teach fa, if dem value d intellect of dose children, cuz wen an tru fingering deir brains, some of their brains go enta twerking mode for life!


Deir lives will never remain d same





Imagine teaching student on a rochy or codeine level

orlahtohbadt:
2moro na my bday o... PCMs shower me some love, Unilorites bless my day o... Thanks in advance 2moro na my bday o... PCMs shower me some love, Unilorites bless my day o... Thanks in advance

#clears throat#.


#tear schnaps#





All praises to esu, the grand enemy of deciet, the one that open the eyes of adam, so that u can com into existence,, . Anoda praise to sango the fire breather, to oduduwa the guy who ridiculed family planning, also to oluweri, that woman that controls the waters and giv u her sick children to take as food, obatala is not foroten, yeye osun is sighted.





#toh#

Orogbo lo ni ko gbo
Obi will never make u sick
Ire owo, ire ola,,,, oju Asa o ribi, u will neva see Ibi
Esu will not do U, satan be gone!


#toh#

May u shine like original diamond
May u neva fade like Romania gold
U life will neva com to a stand still like the statues of Esie



#toh# Ashe!


U owe d gods 7 galon of palm wine

babatawa:

Em say u like tokunbo tinz well well

Physika:
Com hia elmisti, e b lyk u go stopr dat ur osogbo wet wee fr somtym.. Cos u don dey see byond physika

Rememba reg go soon start

Sara kor, sahara report ni

Kikikikikikiki...me osogbo weed? Even my lowest client sef na confirm yola grass dem dey roll

babatawa:
Looolz* wetin elmisti give this guy bad gan o

Leave dem oooo, u knw wetin dem eyes don see? U think say na small tin to enta jos go skul, their names can be anywhere, em fit check Havard senate list sef

Naughtylagosguy ! There is a news going round that we ar to send our detils to one mr. Jaji ooooooo, abeg com quickly let's reason ooo




#cary my shaworoide drum




#naughtylagosguy omo mi, sure tete tete tete wa oooooo!

mekstaniac:
Not just today....as long as i takes

Don't worry bro, men of the nights watch will always be here to wait with U!