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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:28pm On Aug 24, 2015
dolafunmi:
Hello dear
Hello barbie
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:25pm On Aug 24, 2015
Aare2050:
walks in from the LEFT MANSION.
*Picks up mic*


i don't even know where to start or what to say.


*holding the mic with to hands*

but i've gat to talk.
.
.
.
hmmmn, long time no see, so many things has happened and and God is still keeping me and my family strong.


2 people died from my extended family, and also three weeks ago i witnessed a very gastly motor accident allong ondo-ore road.



for a week now, we have been moving my (centinery) DAD from one hospital to another, but all glory to God he is now responding to treatment at the state specialist hospital ondo.


to make matter worse, my recently bought itel1701 bleeped up, and i had to return it to lagos.



my clearance is still pending has i don't even have time to visit school.


glory to God, i'm here now, though with a java phone for the maintime,


I LOVE YOU ALL FELLOW PCM'S




ALLSMYLES: 'my school' i miss u so much, i've noticed we went off almost the same time.hope u're doing great huh

stancity my e-broda.
elmisti my ex-tennat turn frd
Roll the carpet!

Physika, come and perform

ALL WEED ON ME!


Welcome bak my good friend! And good to see u allsmyles!





Evr1 is invited to watch tonites match @ EL DOLA, all expense paid.......
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:27pm On Aug 23, 2015
lawlan234:
How do we check the senate approves listhuh? which site, wat are d requirementshuhhuh
Just one requirement, WAIT TILL ITS TIME!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:26pm On Aug 23, 2015
ifetoyosi:
Yeah, I ll b fulfilled buh proceeds?.... Hian
So u r d kinda person that like to invest and not take dividends abi.......tah! For everytn u sow in calabar u shall reap in double folds!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:55pm On Aug 23, 2015
ifetoyosi:
wink

Ifetoyosi
Olabisi onabanjo University
Electrical engineering
Calabar.... Cos I wanna explore wink

Ifetoyosi
Olabisi onabanjo University
Electrical engineering
Calabar.... Cos I wanna explore


Oath of obedience bawo
May you be fufiled in your EXPLORATION, nd come back home with lots of proceed from calabar!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:10pm On Aug 23, 2015
ifetoyosi:
Av been a long time observer of dis thread buh as election Don pass nao... Na so u say make I talk...... Gud evening aos....
Wellicom......oya fill d form below

Name
Skul
Dept.
Prfrd state of service



And sign oath of obedience
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:22pm On Aug 23, 2015
Physika:
Thanks man... Wagbayi cool
Cn i boil d coke bfor use cos d weda is kinda cold huh
Sure, u av a very creative mind!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:13pm On Aug 23, 2015
Physika:
Your Suggestions Pls !!!
Is it ok to soak garri with cocacola drink?
U should add salt to taste too
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:12pm On Aug 23, 2015
donxab:
Elmisti please cut the supplies
Make I hear, I stopped selling tropical weed already cuz aare2050 tennants wr all goin gaga, now make I stop dey distribute wet and mallam shit....rara oooo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:07pm On Aug 23, 2015
donxab:
Oga? Fear God na! U wan sell drugs to people wet dey rehab?
I miss that babe Allsmyles!
Bro, n good biznes idea oooo, u knw say d tin go scarce for dere, so I fit increaase price anyhow......u know do entrepreneurship ni?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:03pm On Aug 23, 2015
donxab:
Who said am from lautech? Lol! U see what dogonyaro can do? Show me where u saw lautech! Elmisti plz what do you suggest?
I tell people that my weed have dosage, buh em no go hear, if all of dem r ODing like dis, wia I go get customer now
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:56pm On Aug 23, 2015
donxab:
Majek been no dey our Ward, him n terry G dey share corner!
Oh ok, cuz d guy still dey owe me some cash, na dere most of my customers dey sef, I dey rsn how I go open branch inside d place dey sell for dem





#GOAL dedicated to the search of my good friend aare2050 and iyalode allsmyles




Cc dolafunmi
Naughtylagosguy
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:51pm On Aug 23, 2015
donxab:
You and who? Oga if e pass panadol no be me and you Ooo U forget say I just comot from rehab!
Ehn ehn... U see majek fashek dia?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:44pm On Aug 23, 2015
haywire1:
No
Second half, red card John Terry grin grin grin
#
Which site is it?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:42pm On Aug 23, 2015
donxab:
cc NDLEA! come o! I thought it was elubo ooo
U beta no call dem, u knw say our Nigeria force no get analyticl sense...wetin u go read for news na....Drug user Donxb contained by ndlea...dem no go say na u call dem oooo......just move wit the flow....hope to do more deals wif u
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:39pm On Aug 23, 2015
haywire1:
Found one,jst finished watching lice streaming first half
Bet365?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:34pm On Aug 23, 2015
haywire1:
MEXICO CARTEL/DRUG LORD shocked shocked shocked, sey person no fit follow u play again. Can't u cc senator Kashamu instead of Mexico goons

#
#wicked laff#.....I don't like bn intimidated........buh those mexicans bloody gan ooo, for that kind place, police work na death wish
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:02pm On Aug 23, 2015
haywire1:
Cc ndlea

Wooooow, I scored another goal, it'd a GOAL GOAL GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

PARRAARAA PARA TARA PAAARAA TARA PARRAARAA, SUPPORTERS BLOWING TRUMPET grin grin grin

#
Ndlea ko, DEA ni.........cc all my goons in mexico!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:00pm On Aug 23, 2015
haywire1:
Fvck Chelsea, where can I watch live stream match on d internet?

#
Check if any youtube chnnel av it....although I dnt thnk dey will......or best, if u knw any1 dat av a bet365 acnt....wtch on it for free
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:44pm On Aug 23, 2015
donxab:
Why are u hyper active today? U smoke monkey tail?
Lol, all abnormal behaviors on this thread cn be directly or indirectly traced bak to me...I am the sole drug dealer of the thread....and that guy is a good customer....plus I don't sell monkey tail
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:40pm On Aug 23, 2015
Olami90:
Looooooooool grin grin
If nysc DG knw sey na fela song e go giv u discharge cert, dnt worry abt dat. Make u try first say u no go again nd let see wot it is gonna be like grin
Sorry, I no be science student, so I no dey do experiment
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:40pm On Aug 23, 2015
haywire1:
Lol hahaha hahaha, baba Fela na my all-in-one, inspirational songs wey fit make u slap soldier grin grin grin

#
I tell U, but if that. One happen near dodan barracks, brother, ur mouth no go fit giv testimony for atleast 7months
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:31pm On Aug 23, 2015
haywire1:
Switch to Fela songs, u go hear am for more than 48hours grin grin grin

#
Haha, my fela collection no plenty, nd na special tym I dey play am.......u knw say baba fit turn persn head, make I no go talk say I no dey go camp again
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:27pm On Aug 23, 2015
haywire1:
Racist albino calling himself White grin grin grin
#
Hahaha.....madt nigga
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:25pm On Aug 23, 2015
Mehn, sincerely, I don dey wait for. Dis week tey tey...I exhausted all 3min Asa songs to pass tym...now playing K1 2hrs life, howz err1 here....

Cc naughtylagosguy
Dolafunmi
Aare2050
Xcozee



BTW, wia is that allsmyles gal sef?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:17pm On Aug 23, 2015
haywire1:
Intimidation we condone not

#

I scored d GOAL, it's a GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL

I dedicate this goal firstly to almighty Allah for making me dribble c.Ronaldo, elbowing Messi for face, and place d keeper @ angle 90°.

Letter of pity and neva to give up goes to my opponents hilsocial, Gazaliah, Haliluck, Babatawa, majidyusuf and others hiding so I won't mention ther names tongue tongue tongue

AGAIN,GOAL GOAL GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

#
#trows him banana#

Black monkey!

#racist sh*t
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:12am On Aug 23, 2015
Good morrow err1!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:21pm On Aug 22, 2015
donxab:
Ok I will open it after 9 months! Just b4 POP
U beta open am b4 dem carry u go maiduguri
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:42am On Aug 22, 2015
donxab:
Kai! Stop that!
Small boy, close u eyes!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:40am On Aug 22, 2015
DTOBS:
shuo!!!!! u come allow make I dey give u all the hailings wey be for OAU pals....oya sharp sharp before I open my eyes,return my hailings back...lolllllllllll....see I no dey play ooooo...lolllll why I dey lolllll sef.....?
Hail ko, hail mary ni........na catholic u dey go abi
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:55am On Aug 22, 2015
DTOBS:
welcome boss,how market? any gist from OAU senate meeting?
I just dey ni oo......I no b OAU student oooooooo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:46am On Aug 22, 2015
Xcozee:
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YES and BIG NO!
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#wet weed @ work

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