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Gazaliah:
Please send me ur acct number and token ,so that I can send it to your account tru Mobile transfer asap

I dey wait oooo

I dey com

@Folabimi.....na which kind nightmare u get wey make u com dey shout A-Z like this....abi u don see urslf dey serve for one aboki skul with no roof and wall.....This is what happen wen u dream you ar teaching under a tree...

Good morrow eer1

Gazaliah:
Good Morning Everyone here....

Am new here and I don't know wia to start.Am also a PCM but I dey peep before and am now ready to come out from peeping and join the house to dey comment...


So,wia do I start

U can start by paying the fee of #80 k to ma accnt! #bid grin#

shawwal1:
There's nothing sharia about any Northern state except that which is enshrined in the constitution of Nigeria

Do you mean by not allowing intoxicant freely in our region is shariah? Or because we try as much to limit social life due to our bliv in life after death that made the shariah seems foreign?


Dubai that people love n wish to go practice shariah by about 70% and has lots of Muslims,dressed by the shariah,their women do same but no-body is stereotyping them.

I just hope you'll understand that most Northerners just bliv in a simple life without given much reliance to filthy life style.


I hope anyone here who has little knowledge of the North should simply ask and I know you'll be educated first hand by we living in the North

Bro, I think you know am a muslim too, so don't see this as an rgument, buh just a way of gaining knowledge.....It is not true totaly that shariah praticed in some northern state is as. Enshrined in the federal constitution....some state go way over board wit it, and in the case of Dubai, I don't count them as an islamic state anymore, in the world 2dai, no one is trying to limit anyone social life except some few radical islamic state....Sorry I used d word radical....buh seriously, our society av grown out of the traditional islamic practice but some northern state won't just accept westernization, so I think its only right for someone to ask of such state b4 goin dere.

Folabimi:
What abt Kaduna, centre of learning

Kaaduna and kano ar similar, buh I think kano is leaading currently.

Physika:
Oga talk beta jor.. Btw, ma lappy don cast abi dem dey do yahoo wit no laptop?

#in olmide voice#

Won ni o tu le fi typewriter sha she

Physika:
*matters.arisin*
I need some cash

Try yahoo yahoo

Owliver:
you mean after the sands swallowed the unpleasant liquor abi. Smh

Nha, dere calabash in strategic locations on d thread, like I knw sm1 will come soon nd fill it wit what d gods required!

Owliver:
*pissing on the thread** goodnigt all. I come in peace

*Gathers urine with calabash*


*heading to the shrine

#i must make this millions before camp

shawwal1:
This issue of sharia you guys are trying to raise is unnecessary

Why not try enter North and find for yourself


Xcozee try talk sense to some PCM plss its really not funny how some people typ any how here don't knw d relationship btw sharia and NYSC
Serve your country after a year go back to your state Shikenan

I get ur point, buh sincerely, shariah is important, cuz of what is a state without their laws, not everyone can live under shariah, I think its a gud inquiry make d guy no go enta kasala...dem fit flog hin yansh tear oooo!

miccoy:
BEFORE ELECTION

Baba Buhari: if you all youths vote for me, I would single handedly take the pains in increasing your allowance to 39,800 & also, pay a monthly allowance of 5,000 naira to all unemployed corpers.
Youths: Sai Baba!
Miccoy: hmmm! E go soon clear like HD.

AFTER ELECTION
Youths: Sai baba, how far the allowee increment na?
Baba Buhari: (Silent!)
Miccoy: now e don clear. Onto 3D mode now.

PS: Nigerian politicians been deceiving Nigerin youths since 1909.

Lol, dey scam us day nd night......buh I dey expect make I begin nd finish service witout incrmnt, pple dat voted him will suffr in ma hands oooo!

noordean:
Thanks.

U welcome bro

Olami90:
Lol @ cobweb monikers. Na broom things be dat na

Kikiki, bro no yarn pple lyk b4 for thread again ooo, saddist don show plenty ooo.....I dey wait make aare2050 com pick dem from street sef , put dem for left

Gazaliah:
Not again.

Arrrgggghhhhh!

Xcozee:
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kwara state most be a state where gurus are trained... [/size]

The state is taking education serious, to make up for their minimum natural resources and infrastructure....if kano don't sit up, they will soon be the citadel of the north!

Xcozee:
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Olami90:
Honestly!!

I am kinda shocked....lemme say I am surprised wit d rate @ whch they are surfacing.

Lol, its getn closer na, sumkynd cobweb monikers go dey spring up....although some av bn peepn since june

mukhcech:
GLORY BE TO GOD (SUBHANA LILLAH) *****ALHAMDULILLAH, I made 3rd class and also the grad list. em so elated. waiting patiently for mobilisation. in sha allah 1stream.

Alhamdulilah brother! And congratulations!



#oya buy me dabinu

noordean:
Good afternoon broda. Hope preparation is on the top gear for ur mobilization?


Pls house, when is the registration starting?

Reg begins......sept 8!

Gazaliah:
.

Guy stop na, oya dedicate that goal to me!

DTOBS:
I sed it, all this fortunate grad from one of this glorified sec school sef dey talk...
#nobeyourfault na condition make crayfish bend

Hahahaha, finally, an OaU graduate wit a sense of humor!


How did u manage to achieve dis feat, u must be a part time student, cuz una no dey smile for dis thread ooo....u for don com my glorifyd secondary skul too, na dash we go dash u degree!

Gazaliah:
Please you don Mature pass all did nah...

Gboju nbe

Na jhoke I dey oooo!


Buh on a more serious note, dis pple suppose don know say tinz don change na. This is the 21st century!

Humblega:
still never learn

you started it and want them to stop when you are promoting it

how did you managed to write this nonsense. comparing OAU to Kwara uni. oga ooo

There we go again, u pple just can't take a joke!

boujaye:
Its a pity, I remember recently a pastor asked for prayers to avert dangers on our air space, but he was so resented, insulted and abused here on NL.

Lets continue to pray for our air space.

Warris dis one sayn, shey obasanjo, pmb , saraki or david mark dey inside d plane ni.....let those ones die of plane crash first, then I will pray for such occurrence to stop!

#jejely chilling @ EL DOLA

# waiting for the uprising


# media gathering

# preparing for a press statement

DTOBS:
nawa oooooo...this beefing to much oooooooo
oya which school b ur own? maulag or ?

Haha, no b only beef I get, I dey turkey una sef


I rep Kwara state uni....the fastest uni in Nigeria!


Make I taunt oau small again!



OAU.......raising saddist since 356BC
OAU.......lost glory!
OAU........Go slow institution
OAU........old relic
OAU.........almighty strike skul!




#tongues out



The degree u spent 7 years to finish and still waiting for senate to sit, I did in 3 years and 7 months, and I am nt even avn sleepless nights abt one senate!




#oya make all of una com fight!
#finally una finish first degree after 3 kids
#some of una don marry twice sef in d course

Humblega:
Jega own didn't go like this. did Jega abuse anybody before the scenario? You are the 1 that caused it. must you abuse another person's school? Afterall you may still go to service together. Just my observation

Lol, bro, if u followed it from the initial post, d oau guy is a gud E-friend of mine and he undrstnd well it was jst a tease. B4 sm1 that only god knws hw many versions of jamb he wrote b4 bn admited to oau took d mata P oooo.

gbemmy2k10:
I begin to wonder why all dis hate for OAU students. na here I dey since june wey I dey read comments and I see hw pple frm ABU, and d likes will brag. bt on d arrival of GREAT IFE students some pple com dey hate

Bro, no be so ooo, most tym, na jhoke we dey jhoke ooo, @ d end of the day, na d same degree we both carry o! And na d same camp we dey go. Buh n everybdy go try hype hin alma mata na, even room and parlor uni sef!

Macbukky93:
epic reply....nice one bro

Lol

#jega mode is always tech to maintain, especially for a graduate of political science like me

dejt4u:
you want to start again but I will leave u to ur own fantasy.. I gt better things to attend to

Take care bro!

#in jega voice#. Watch ya public conduct!

dejt4u:
ok boss!

Finally! U got tamed! Remember to take ur anti-depressant nxt tym....