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#clears throat#


Em....naughtylagosguy, I will be off for some days and I want you to manage EL DOLA like it is yours, remember it is open for biznes oo, so ntn concrn u wit who nd who wan bleep demslf, as long as dey pay us our cash, Dolafunmi, olori mi, take gud care of d house oo, I got some lands for us on 1200 and will allocate and expand dem wen I com bak....please I made a deal with aare2050 that we wnt sell Tropical weed to his neburs unless he giv a permit, buh wet weed is still on general sale.

B4 I 4get, physika should perform at d hotel dis weekend and xcozee and zeenas stay in d suite is still on d awse till 2mrw....please don't allow that kbs468 boy to enta my property oo, and if chimajii needs anytn, giv him as lng as we can afford it.

Take care of the house for the family ooooooooo, Later tins......MY enemies, am not goin to take long, b4 una start to dey quote me wit sad face!








Ciao!

Signed.....ELMISTI

Xcozee:
[size=18pt]I had a dream yesternight that I was posted to a place called 'ikorodu'...and in d dream I was kinda ecstatic...


When I woke up I just said, Oluwa, if its ur will, let it be done! [/size]

U mean ikorodu for Lagos, or anoda state get place wey dem dey call ikorodu?

dubylhover:
ehe na..na y chelsea players dey always like lie down for ground small

U get the scope!

Kbs468:
4 Arsenal abi ur personal U mean?

Pesonal team ofcus!

donxab:
Baby girl, this one wey u n elmisti wan go offline the same time? Who go come remain here? I will miss u no doubt

Don't worry, I will put some instructions in place for my pple, dey will keep to our agreement

dubylhover:
nawa oo..who wud nau treat matic waist when silva work on d guy on sunday

Buhahaha, and dat babe sabi quick massage ooooo!

Kbs468:
That one naa stale news dem dey carry naa. Dont worry wait make weekend reach wether U go see her 4 Chelsea bench or not

Rara o, dat gal is super imprtant to EPL, if anytn do am, we for don hear......and na physio she be ooo, abi make I take style employ am as my therapist ni?

Kbs468:
Lol Mourinho was angered by d overwhelming support she got from soccer fans and team doctors in EPL so he now said he is d manager so he is in charge of everything Chelsea

I don find d news go goal.com, I no see am dere oooo

Kbs468:
Chelsea fans! Jose Mourinho is at it again oooo. He has sent the Head Medic *that fine girl chelsea Doctor* parking oo because she enter pitch go treat Edin Hazard when chelsea was 1 man down due 2 red card thus forcing chelsea 2 play 9 against 11 temporarily. Mourinho said her action suggest she knows nothing about d game.Although she is a staunch Real Madrid fan

Are u serious? That beautiful pekus? Den what will be my reason for watching that team?

D kind action wey dem com take cut light for my area today, mouth no fit talk am oooo, mopol, police, army, soldier, lastma , airforce, even lawyer sef follow dem com disconnect our light...............


Them try sha, we never pay shingbain since febuary.......




I might be offlyn for a while.......

Physika:
I nor wan take ice cream in place of energy foods..

Shey u don undastnd?

Ooookkkk, he go work fine, wash am down with modern alomo, go to the nearest kiosk!

Physika:
Explain kwa... I don do publicity, so make dem contestants xplain their plights..
I nor fit take tramadol fr stomak pain

Tramadol na evrytn e dey work for?

Physika:
Is dat so? D mata go rest b dat

Tah! Dnt fall for the innocent voice! If u no undrstand, explain giv am!

All of una wey no dey here since morning com dey show up here cuz of 1200 land, na OYO una dey ooo, if I no see enuf land buy, na to close d whole thread oo..........

Kbs468:
Aare2050 relax well well nothing dey happen. donxab now listen *baba alakyo naa jazz against physical attack him sabi oo but landlord own? hehehehehe infact dat white garment pastor wey kpeme on top him church member's kpekus naa small thing oo*

Donxab, that is aare mouthpiece!

chimajii:
U haff hear it finish!

i wont want to speak further on that, aare2050, err1 is entitled to their choice jare

donxab:
I saw his Log book and Technical report!
Make aare2050 begin tell him media aide to prepare a handover speech oo

make i contact kbs468 on that

donxab:
He is not drunk, I know what is wrong with him, elmisti, I jxt found out that Baba Alakyo of Nasarawa state did his 6 months SIWES with that Fulani jazz man in Daura, yes am telling you.

are you kidding me right now?

chimajii:
Lwkm! ! Those ppu dia wahala kan dey plenty. Ask @olami90 and @kbs468 dem go tell u. @Aare2050 no be like person whey go like tear ride tinz.

Do u mean to tell me that aare2050, aare ona ka ka fo of the left is more articulate wit tokunbo vehicles

chimajii:
Chai, u knw as d mata be, nah UNWRAPPED 1s I dey like, not HALLWAYS

Ehn ehn, so u sef luke tear nylon ride abi, judgment day case plenty ooo!

Physika:
Mehn, am runnin low on energy.. Gimme som beans, i dnt mind if u mix 'em 2geda

Aare2050 go jux com here dey throw him luv @ ma face.. He nor know say i bin dey hate

Donxab et Ademasta abeg giv d manna problem .. E go must hear am loud


*holds.tummy*
Oh lawd.. stomak pain..
Ma bad belle don dey turn me

L. M. A. O

Since I promisd aare2050 that I wnt giv his tenants Tropical again witout his permision, make I double Wet for you......

Buh I no get beans ooo, #adds it in noodles#

Gazaliah:
Hotel Or brothel

Cheesus, me open brothel...satan forbid!



EL DOLA HOTEL & SUITES!

whodohgeepee:
This issue of PCMs choosing their preferred state of service sef! Hw can dat happen? Is it gonna start frm B'15? What if few states ar clogged up? Wud it be on first-come-first-serve basis? If so, dat means peeps go crash dat site come dat opening day for reg!

All ur questions will be answrd d day reg begins, but on my own side, if not for the fingerprint tin, na 2am I for register b4 boys carry all d beta states

Folabimi:
Why dis guys want pour sand 4 Aare garri nw, after just surviving elimist left mansion rebellion. No worry sha, tru luv conquers all

Rebellion? Guy watch ur words ooo, em fit kidnap u ooo....

Aare2050! Look above me! War is looming!