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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:14pm On Aug 11, 2015
Allsmyles:
Wetin una dy tok sef?
#puts on shade#
#look left#

physika, u need more weed?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:01pm On Aug 11, 2015
whodohgeepee:
Akwaibom pays #20, 000!!! Legit! Highest so far! Nice state!
#puts on two trousers#

Abeg shey na jhoke or u mean am?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:58am On Aug 11, 2015
hilsocial:
Ok make i rest my case. Thank God Channels get eye witness section for news.
So u wan make my paddi celebrity abi
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:12am On Aug 11, 2015
donxab:
I don't seem to like the idea of coming to your hotel, but since u say security I guaranteed We have a deal.
Will be waiting
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:10am On Aug 11, 2015
hilsocial:
U wan gv am carol for camp. Make e no be person whey RSM de eye o. Abi u heard NL police woman gist na so RSM fit cast u o.
Hahaha, dat woman story funny die, buh chimajii go execute dis one well, I trust am!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VII!!! [Men Pick Your Ladies] by elmisti(m): 10:05am On Aug 11, 2015
Holardmejy! Na here all of dem dey ooo!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:51am On Aug 11, 2015
donxab:
Allsmyles, you have this incredible way of making my heart happy. I knw u can't see the big picture but time will tell, I have been in daura for days taking only unpasteurized milk. Don't worry I will soon succeed in breaking that black magic Aare used on you! Don't worry when am back me n my guys, sambest, elmisti, gazaliah, hilsocial, KBS, zeenas, eseohe23, xcozee and the great physika et al will pay u a bisit
My hotel is open 24/7, that dsnt mean I support ur movmnt oo, buh I jst av to remind u, dat u knw were to com chill if u suceed, #security guaranteed
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:48am On Aug 11, 2015
horladmejy:
Where is everyone na
All of dem dey one ashawo thread wey physika carry allsmyles go, and donxab wan use chance say em no dey left hijack am, aare2050 don vex wan beat am juju, buh me don run com bak, cuz I got a biznes to run
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:46am On Aug 11, 2015
chimajii:
Hmmm... lipsrsealed even the 3wks sef, I no sure sey ei go be fun for me.SADLY
No worry, I go arrange one pekus giv u for camp tinz...u kukuma neva marry
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:46am On Aug 11, 2015
chimajii:
Hmmm... lipsrsealed even the 3wks sef, I no sure sey ei go be fun for me.SADLY
No worry, I go arrange one pekus giv u for camp tinz...u kukuma neva marry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VII!!! [Men Pick Your Ladies] by elmisti(m): 8:46am On Aug 11, 2015
Gazaliah:
Omo,the tinz na just wasting of time....Nairaland girls go dey form as if Dem no dey Poooooo..
18 bajinatu for U
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VII!!! [Men Pick Your Ladies] by elmisti(m): 8:28am On Aug 11, 2015
donxab:
Oga Who you katapot? undecided
U better run n leave Allsmyles b4 I come back from daura, u don ever see jazz wey them season with onga + snail teeth?
#sips water#


Aare2050, ar u seein wat am seein?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:25am On Aug 11, 2015
Aare2050:
[OSTW] Opertion stop tropical weed
I feel ur pain bro, buh wit a bizness mindset, abeg nova spoil my biznes, I wnt sell to them again witout ur permision, want to transport some to saudi and malaysia...
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VII!!! [Men Pick Your Ladies] by elmisti(m): 7:18am On Aug 11, 2015
Physika:
*grabs.mic*
I, lyrical Physika, the iSabi 1 and publicity manager for B15 introduces cool ...
In no particular order cool ...
Ademaster
Aare2050
Donxab
Lagusta
Kbs468

The quadruplet vie to win the heart of the estimable.... Allsmyles wink

p.s: d list f constestants is plentious.. will unveil dem in subsiquent announcement
Thank you.
*drops.mic*
Cheesus! Wetin u find come here, oh! Make una sorry ooo, this one is our own boy, just that he had too much to smoke yestnyt.....#drag him by trouser#......make we dey go left, how many tropical weed u take yestdai? Aare2050, see me see wahala oo!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:15am On Aug 11, 2015
Hahaha, abeg, fellow PCMs, I have to apologize for my indiscreet distribution of tropical weak to PHYSIKA, as he av put his landlady on auction on anoda thread, aare2050 don confuse, abeg com make we reason way forward, d guy mst nt stay lng dere oo
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VII!!! [Men Pick Your Ladies] by elmisti(m): 7:08am On Aug 11, 2015
Aare2050:
she has spoken, the iyalaje of left mansion.
smellos back off, physika u fk up big time. ademasta, i will spoil ur market at EL DOLA hotel (elmisti) come see wetin i dey see oh. kbs468, my sure bloda, he wont join u in dis ur senseless journey.
and dat donxab, when last did u see him? i've done the needful on him. grin
ALLSMYLES dnt mind them o. *in rekado banks voice* singing KATAPOT'
Abeg yarn me, wetin ademasta dey plan? And u wicked ooo, see as u katapot donxab simply bcuz he crush on iyalode, BTW, hope u av done the needful on xcozee and zeeenas regarding our discusion, I no want make anybdy dey surmasult ooo!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:04am On Aug 11, 2015
Zeeenas:
Gud morning all. Want 2 thank u guyz 4 d luv showered on my love ystday.
4 dos hu attended d party, may u neva lack T.P nd dos hu wanted 2 bt culdn't,we apreciat ol d same.@elmisti,ur hotel make brain.
We got u covered mam, remember to come bak anytym u wanna celebrate. Joy wnt be scarce in our household oooo!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:02am On Aug 11, 2015
Good morrow err1
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:36am On Aug 11, 2015
Two days of tropical weed and am already seein post hidden on the thread for the first tym......mmba, if dis continu all PCMs go soon comot earth permanently........#falls bak on the couch#
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:31am On Aug 11, 2015
#open one eye#




Aare2050 bobo mi, see me see Bleep up, mehn na overjoy go do me yestdai o, I don dey earth 2.0 b4 party stat fully.....I dey hear physika play for dream.....Hope u controle d event wella in my long abscence..........BTW, I need to go get a gauge for this tropical weed, if people kip getn KO lyk dis, we no go last












#mould one wrap of tropical weed#
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:27am On Aug 11, 2015
#wakes up on EL DOLA hall way#


#drag fit smalll#




#damn am so wasted#
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:25am On Aug 11, 2015
dolafunmi:
Sure beau, park ke? shoro niyen?
#raise ma head#

Thumbs up

#falls bak on bed#
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:45pm On Aug 10, 2015
Aare2050:
sorry, i sent him to abj, to meet PMB about the rumors making waves abou NYSC
Maka why na, who go com perform nwhuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:39pm On Aug 10, 2015
Aare2050:
be expecting me and the landlady.
OK, bring physika along oo, although he shld be on earth 2.0 now . I go like make he drop some lines for the exclusive party
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:37pm On Aug 10, 2015
Aare2050:
lol. ok o.
But on a more serious note, d thing is not as it used to be jare, especially those north that used to be the dream of eevryone b4, I can't imagine serving and reciving callz evrytym em hear say bomb blast happen
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:28pm On Aug 10, 2015
Aare2050:
huh
cc:
elmisti
kbs468
gazaliah
chimajii
hilsocial
xcozee
allsmyles
whizqueen
what can u all say about dis
I still talk am this morning say CMs wey I dey see for ojuelegba and ikeja here in lagos always look as if dey ar suffering!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:07pm On Aug 10, 2015
Good evening ladies and gentlemen!

Welcome to EL DOLA, a dream com tru for me and my daurling dolafunmi, it is wit great joy that we receive Xcozee and zeeenas today! Enjoy the wine and let d solo muzik play on!


#all weeds on me!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:58pm On Aug 10, 2015
Olami90:
Washerey paddy mi...keep it coming, I appreciate it gan.

#on+a+lighter+note,
Which park u dey work sef nd hlp dem load? Mayb I fit register with u wen it is time, likewise other PCMs.
I don't work in a park, am actually looking to own a airline and maybe a road transport line later, ar u on ur way to EL DOLA?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:23pm On Aug 10, 2015
Kbs468:
well Zeeenas you heard it. For the fact that weed is involved, I hereby withdraw my permission


As you can see that with this post I have closed the gate so no more party of weed
This is a typical testimony of tropical weed! I just luv this breed!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:07pm On Aug 10, 2015
hilsocial:
Keep VIP table for me, deracathy, dubylhover, sydneyboss and hadassaheke and other FUTO crew. We wanna sponsor everything cos na our person.
Done, all extra reservations should be directed to naughtylagosguy, he is the GM, all weeds on me!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:54pm On Aug 10, 2015
#public announcement#

This is to once again to remind the invited guest for the welcome party organized for Xcozee tonyt.....

Host------Zeeenas

Music-----physika

Venue------EL DOLA hotel and suites


The opening party is strictly by invitations.........

Tickets is valid only for the general get together later in the night!.............thank U all
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:50pm On Aug 10, 2015
Physika:
#Heartburn sad I will stand backup.. Connect -------->> Aare2050
Mogbe! I don take ur name sell ticket ooo!

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